FORTUNE TELLER

[pompandu]

wow...what will it  be?

[dipdipify]

haha your broken !!!!!

[1Stalker1]

@dipdipify

You're going to live on Mars and eat waffles while running a marathon with Mr. Safety for safety protocols.

[dipdipify]

@1Stalker1 and you are going to sing an opra with mr. Safty while doing push ups

[1Stalker1]

@dipdipify

Fantastic! Can't wait to do that.

[Kiper252TheReal]

@SpitfireRubyReaper YO MOMMA WILL DIE IN 24 HOURS AND THEN YOU WILL GET FAT AND GET AIDS AND DIE AS WELL!!!!!

[Mrspidey457]

you will dine in 20 minutes.

[JordanEdwardAdams]

@Mrspidey457 You will have something unexpected happen to you.

[Mrspidey457]

@JordanEdwardAdams hmmm... that actually happened...

[JW58JW]

A sneeze is in your future.

[101tabstergurl101]

@JW58JW you will find what you are looking for in the next 2 weeks.

[kevinisghost]

@101tabstergurl101  you will be rich and famus. and have a puppy o_O

[ryancastle224]

7 days



[ameenastarz678]

Yuh freggin ungratful ting. yuh wan nuff nuf nuff lix pun yuh lolo . LIX GUH SHARE!!

[garylu1999]

@ameenastarz678 Your fortune is that you will zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzz huh?! ahh your fortune is that you're unhappy that I fell asleep

[NevilleLongbottom11]

@garylu1999 Your fortune dying in 7 days

[ameenastarz678]

Yo mama will give u lix. 

[adeqwe]

you will die tmorro

[greyheart21]

@adeqwe you will meet cory

[deidarakun0]

@greyheart21 you will meet your all-time favorite youtuber who lives closest to you at the store!

[PumpedUpKicksxD]

@deidarakun0 You will rub my crystal ball. ;3

[Zacktly123]

@PumpedUpKicksxD You will someday find a rift in your soul, who is basically your soul twin. They will be your best friend.

[doglover5898]

@Zacktly123

u will stop the world whith a magic baby toy XD

[9Chasestudios]

@doglover5898 You will grab a deck of cards and kill a bear with it

[MrCartoonvideos]

@9Chasestudios you will find something cool

[mikeyo53]

you will shit ur pants

[ZoeyAnnElise]

@ThePianogirl91 I see that . . . Get an amazing gift from a stranger.

[sonofanubis13]

Next week I see.You will receive a dictionary/thesaurus.

[ThePianogirl91]

@sonofanubis13 I see that... within the next week, you will receive some very wonderful news... but be careful, because there might be some bad news behind it.

I tried lol

[CASSOgreek]

hjgygh

[CASSOgreek]

i love this!

[dtprocker]

cany

[dtprocker]

@dtprocker 

[dtprocker]

@dtprocker cany

[dtprocker]

Respond to this video... cany

[lolbrianna12]

@dtprocker u will turn to a bf / gf of husband/wife

[CASSOgreek]

@dtprocker Hello my friend i see you are in store for fortune! you will have a suprise visit but be prepared to suffer the consiquences...

[BadMoviesRock]

Amazing fame, tragic boating accident, nursing home.

[georgew0304]

@BadMoviesRock You will meet the person of your dreams. They will then steal your money and your car but give you something in return.

[Farleyboy1224]

@georgew0304 you will get up tomorrow and find a big surprise waiting in your car

[SkitzCrew]

@Farleyboy1224 On the night of the fifth, you will receive a welcome surprise.

[sopherozahid]

you have to go 2 the bathroom and poop and you will see nick jones

[FENVYNVYR]

i do not possess the gift of telepathy or ...

[metalgearsolidfan123]

@FENVYNVYR you do not know it yet but you do possess the gift of thelepathy DUH DUH DUH!!!!!

[FENVYNVYR]

@FENVYNVYR yes you do



[thrillriderable]

sonic20th you will fall asleep and wake up in another world but that world wont be anything like this world that world will be a dream world

[sonic20th1]

ock1roll2girl a peice if cake marbel on your b day

[sonic20th1]

@moonrose96 you will have a peice if cake marbel on your b day

[annieAAH]

ur going to have the best luck eer and i mean it :)

[nerfer112345]

@annieAAH Your gonna eat a pie!

[KILAH4716]

@nerfer112345 Be careful what you eat, for I see food poisoning in your future. It will be the most delicious food you have ever tasted, and you will feel like you've visited heaven for the first hour or so, but after you take that first bite, you will die within the next 3 weeks.

[xoiiloveeyouox]

@KILAH4716 be careful when crossing the road tomorrow, you will see a familar friend, but have a close encounter with a vehicle, good luck.

[olciademoncia]

@xoiiloveeyouox Be careful when you're in your room, never know if theres any sharp objects you might step on.

[youdrunkenmonkey]

@olciademoncia you will find your ture love after death

[Isenmouthe]

@youdrunkenmonkey Your love life will evolve like a popping popcorn.

[CamperBiffles]

@Isenmouthe you will become so desperate in your quest that you will go see a real fortune teller.

[moonrose96]

@CamperBiffles you will become so depressed for not having for fortune told in the video above, that you will have to cheer yourself up by watching SMPFilms videos. :D

[rock1roll2girl]

@moonrose96 your biggest fear will be conquered and you will get cake! :D

[moonrose96]

@rock1roll2girl Awesome!!! Good day! 

[olimarfunk]

@moonrose96 u will kill jb

[amazingcomedy2]

@olimarfunk JB will eat you!

[ALLTHESAVED]

@amazingcomedy2 You will be inspired by those who loathe you.

[CrazyRexWaffle]

I want to be famous

[aggressiveregresser]

@CrazyRexWaffle On Halloween night you will be attacked by clowns..............

[modelmegan425]

today you will lose something from your pocket

[dirtbikekid354]

@modelmegan425 u will find something but it wont be good

[Tajirogu]

@dirtbikekid354 A video game will give you gamer rage from lag.

[iglooset]

@Tajirogu Yow will get a fortune

[246assassin]

you will become super rich, or poor, at the moment my crystal ball is fuzzing out, and you will enjoy waffles forever!

[OnlyHoskins]

@246assassin FORTUNE REPLY: your cat will turn into a magical elf, who will give you a new kind of sexual aids and you will be studied on by several scienceists so the rest of your life into your die, when you die you will be waken up by a oven baked potato who will go 'BANG! hello poppet' you will reply nothing as when he (potato) says this you voice box will be pulled painlessly out of your anus and you will a tent as an arse where people stay on hoilday for only €2.99. watch out, YOUR CAT!

[TheyCallMeMikes1998]

@OnlyHoskins You will have sex for the first time in 2 days. o.O

[iaskuthequestion]

@TheyCallMeMikes1998 You will become Gay and eat chicken forever!

[TheStrangelyDeranged]

@iaskuthequestion Your mother will turn into a chicken and cross the road. Why? I don't know, I just give the fortune, not the punchline to the joke.

[asddfgdfnnn]

@TheStrangelyDeranged You will be rich and you will get 1 $ dollar in each minute, but with every dollar you will get 1 kg weight

[chillyb123ROX]

@asddfgdfnnn You will dide and live alone in a giant shoe

[MyAlexVideos]

@chillyb123ROX you will me the perfect person for you in the next month

[TheWolfsPaw]

@MyAlexVideos you will get raped by necromorphs

[Nickythepickle]

@CrazyKelstonTeens you will graduate from clown collage and eat no more than 4 wet toilet paper sheets doused with diarrhea, and u will marry that hobo down that dirty manhattan street, living on a broken celing fan off the atlantic ocean >:L

[RANDOMPOKING987]

@Nickythepickle You will become a fortoune teller living in a wooden box for the rest of your life. Your crystal ball will constantly give out on you. You will be forced to have others predict the next persons future for you. Also you will grow a fabulous mustace and ignore alllll of my spelling and grammar errors....

[WERTUB3]

You will see something in the next week that will scar you forever!!!!!

[TheRuben257]

u will eat pie

[lmao8885]

you will eat cake

[DeadlyJacWalker]

You will arise in the morning to find what you think is a new day. only you will relive yesterday. This will happen for one week.

[Etomia]

You will inherit a gold watch. This watch will enable time-traveling, Have a good ride, while it lasts. You will die to soon because of the time watch.

[optimusconor]

you wiil eat a cat

[iiloveyoujosh]

@optimusconor you will lose your virginity soon :)

[PatchedTv]

@iiloveyoujosh You will regret eating prawns for dinner!

[OneHandMusic]

@PatchedTv You will watch my videos, and suddenly respect disabled Gamer's / Musicians alot more!

[xXxillusionZxXx]

@OneHandMusic you will make a flower as a hat

[kiowa32]

@xXxillusionZxXx Your friend will choke on a marshmallow!

[lion2592]

@kiowa32 You will wake up with a HUGE hairy mole in three days!

[1234megmeg1]

You will be in a fight with a bear on 9-23-2013!!!!!!!

[SouthPark4Evea]

@1234megmeg1 You will be fondled by a clown in the near future. 

[Ryanier128]

@SouthPark4Evea You will have a romantic dinner in Paris with your true love

[irishassassin897]

@Ryanier128 you will get cruched by a decapitated boby falling from the sky three hours after you read this

[nMBeAsTy]

@irishassassin897 you will stabed by a hobo

[digitalfreak123]

@nMBeAsTy you will eat a pie tomorrow! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Lillygirl2265]

You will be eatin by J...E...L...L...Oooooooooooo! Duuuuuuunnnnnn

[Zirrathegoldenfox]

@Lillygirl2265 YOU WILL ASSIMILATED INTO THE HERD. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. WELCOME BRONY.

[megastar693]

@MakeshiftWings39 you will get a pleasant suprise

[Vampireelli]

@megastar693 you will find a penny on the street, it will be ancient and worthless



[HaloSpartan87]

@litonfire1 You will turn into a very dirty toilet that has never been cleaned since 1998.

[saralockhart6532]

@HaloSpartan87 you will be raped by a half dozen big black guys

[MakeshiftWings39]

@saralockhart6532 you will be eaten alive by a toaster.

[rabbits4ever1]

@MakeshiftWings39 you will become a great youtube partner with someone

[megastar693]

@rabbits4ever1

[The1948Pan]

Your dog will lick you in the face.

[010loveangel]

@The1948Pan You once again will be able to smile.

[lpslamb]

@010loveangel you will turn into a baby! >:)

[rainforestangel]

@lpslamb You will reap the fruits of your labour

[spleeworld]

@rainforestangel you will see a bird outside your window 0.o

[jedward07]

@spleeworld u will turn in a loin next monday

[lookwhatsnext]

@jedward07 you will do something that changes your life for the better today, involving habits.

[lpslamb]

@rainforestangel wtf???????

[litonfire1]

@lpslamb You will subscribe to me........ please?

[spock4hobbits]

You will be an awesome possum as an old person.

[TubbyChubby218]

u will lick butt

[DgenerationX226]

@TubbyChubby218 you will become a guest star on dora. then boots will blow a cap in yo ass

[Peachyj06]

YOU ALL WILL PRESS 5 FOR A SECRET MESSAGE

[katiedale2010]

link will com alife

[albinocuttlefish]

@katiedale2010 you shall eat a sea cucumber and have your leg bitten off by a moose :3

[p0kemongottacatchem]

you will dye in a week



[lovefun09]

@p0kemongottacatchem Your hair will catch on firee!

[Doodlesmgee]

@lovefun09 >.> two words, rectal explosion

[Urb4nG3rm4n99]

@Doodlesmgee You will give birth to a platapuss

[MrLogo1002]

@Urb4nG3rm4n99 you will give the birth

[dangdangBB]

@MrLogo1002 you will eat a talking marshmallow and receive magical talking-to-food powers

[Peachyj06]

@dangdangBB you will eat food.

[freerealmsrule]

You will turn into anything and every were what ever you whant and you can do anything even makingt more video's and be rich and be happy and get what ever you whant or like.

[Linnxan]

you will wake up next saturday and give birth to a giraffe!

[IDANCEwithsuzi]

@cedes464 Well u will be raped by a smurff tomarrow ..

[FanOfStarrystar33]

@IDANCEwithsuzi You will have a purple mustache.

[IDANCEwithsuzi]

@FanOfStarrystar33 YES ! i love purple xD

[Bubbles13LM]

@FanOfStarrystar33 you shall find someone with blue hair and orange feet

[Linnxan]

@Bubbles13LM you will see a double rainbow all the way tomorrow...

[SheDevilution]

@Linnxan A great big ape will pop up from under your bed tonight and read you a bed time story.

[obsessiveNarutogirl]

@SheDevilution Tomorrow you will find happiness in something so small and trivial you will not realize you found this happiness until you're asleep and see a monkey in your dreams.

[decembercomes]

@IDANCEwithsuzi thats why my ass hurts

[SilverWolf1019]

@groovygrace11 Yesh you ;x

[SilverWolf1019]

You will be Stalked during the day At night you will see so ething pop out of ur tv Nd ur face will be reatached with Another face ..

[BloodyPainfulDeath]

@cedes464: You will be greatly disappointed tomorrow.

[turunen45]

@BloodyPainfulDeath I... see into your future! You... are one unlucky man, because your ankle will hit the bottom of the door as you close it behind you! you will bleed exactly 4 drops of blood that are significant because 4 lucky things will happen to you the day after tomorrow! what are those things, i cant say because the future will fold in a different way if i tell! but anyway, have a nice evening!

[groovygrace11]

@turunen45 I.....see into ur future! You will get an invotation to a school for people who want to be wizards and u will become the greatist wizard ever born

[buffalochipz]

@mrmonkeybutt11 you will wake up and michael jacksons genetalia will be in your mouth........nuff said

[mrsmonkeybutt11]

you will get raped than shanked in the sticky face of yours then taken to the woods and burned but before all that you get ten million dollars to spend anywere

[MysticVioletAbyss]

@mrsmonkeybutt11 Your friends are going to prank you with a fake lottery ticket, however if you take that ticket and your favorite pet to a remote location alone and are able to balance the ticket on your nose while doing the hokie pokie in a circle for 3 minutes, you will be granted 3 wishes for anything you want (except more wishes). But you have to sacrifice your favorite pet in exchange for your wishes. And no you cannot bring your pet back to life.

[colecasselman]

xtbrooke29x you will get a 500 dollars

[ChristianTheChamp]

@colecasselman You will shit your pants 10 days from now

[quvrsalife]

@ChristianTheChamp You will be visited by a talking monopoly board that willl give you the secret to finacial success

[Taylorreish]

@quvrsalife You will get a knock on ur door and not a soul will be there! the next morning u will wake up to the most amazing song EVER and your day will be the greatest in your life :)

[xtbrooke28x]

You will get a text message from your ex asking you for $50 bucks.

[MalakandAyaBFFs]

you will die alone with 2000 cats while watching shane dawson and eating icecream.

[ChubbyBoi8]

@MalakandAyaBFFs You will die by SNOO SNOO AND LEMON PARTIES!!!

[SKYWALKERSKATERBOI]

@ChubbyBoi8 you will be hit by a bus because you are running back to your house because u forgot to delete your internet history

[ashtonlyricsmaster]

yo sherylAS80 will die unless u watch shanedawson

[sherylAS80]

You will make lots of money one day doing what you love best

[ElviraTepes]

@Megnmichaela you will become a parent when your husband has a baby

[toukta9]

@ElviraTepes you will be very adventuress

[hyperkid321]

@toukta9 you will become a homosexual

[meganmichaela]

@team10182 you will buy a box of cookies from the store, and there will by moneyin one of the cookies!!

[MyeMyeSweet]

@meganmichaela you may or may not wake up tomorrow.

[kirahedgehog]

Your fortune will be told by someone in the comments.