Dave Calls John

[blueberrymuffin36]

oh my- xD what the fuck dave? somebody drank waaay too much.

[OHSHCfan98]

Why? Why does this fit them so perfectly? XD

[zexiongurl6]

that just made my day better!

[zanzachibi]

He challenged Gamzee to a sopor slime eating contest, and lost. Hard.

[IntoTheNeon]

Marshmallows? Why not apple juice?

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

what the fuck was the audio from?? xD

[SGTkitty27]

@PurpleCowsMakeGJ

hehe

from Blades of Glory :~)

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

@SGTkitty27 lol. I never got to see it. xD

[Storiesofheroes]

I'm senseing someone's drunk...

XD

[kittensrus1]

why did he say that for a month his urine smelled like marshmellows? i mean seriously! that is too much info. and how would he know that? what does he do smell his urine every time he goes pee? if he did that that would be creepy.

[Mikaykay7800]

@kittensrus1 HOLY SHAT I FOUND YOU.

[kittensrus1]

@Mikaykay7800 HE...HE...HE....

[teebug21]

@davexterezi

MUST be more kk

[teebug21]

lol singing

[teebug21]

@MrGafs so true! John should be sining it!

[finolausseece]

When I laugh really hard I hyperventilate. Oh my g'd... can't f***ing breath.

[davexterezi]

Not enough Karkat.

[greetlesday13]

This is from Blades of Glory right?

[imnotsoawesome]

0:48 HAHA WHAT? *dead*

[chikyuuproductions]

headcannon for dave forever. xD

[Namine1213]

John and Dave in Blades of Glory? I could see this happening....

[nejidanandgaalimar]

THE PART WHERE HE'S SINGING IS EPIC 

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

ohgodwhat.mp3

[monkeypig101]

I think I just died XDD

[tokyashu]

This had me cracking up throughout the whole entire video.

[LoZ3D]

Ohgod. Blades of Glory.

[myflame101]

Dave:my urin smelled....like marshmallows

Flame:eh...ho-w..uhm........wh­at??????

[Venicexvee]

why..why...what the...i hope karkat is watching and recording this dave...i really do.

[OriginalLemming]

This has probably reinforced hope for Dave <3 John fans everywhere.

[hotdiggitydanm]

blades of glory is john and dave i swear

[starrystar33fan100]

0:48

That's when I died of laughter

WHAT THE HELL IS AIR?!?!

[Kitkatjul]

:0

[IcelanDestri]

Should've been dace karkat and terezi

[IcelanDestri]

@IcelanDestri DAVE! DAVE



[dentistopponent]

oh christ blades of glory is amazing

[naturluvr14]

but.... why is Terezi John's lady...? I don't understand....

[SwingSetStudios]

that

was

tear worthy

:'D

[ShayminQueenReviews]

what is air? XD

[KatangHarmony]

hey. YIKES.

[Pyrotechnically]

OHGODOHGOD

LAUGHING TOO MUCH

[XxXxjasmineXxXx1]

Im so confused... Lol

[MayuhoHiruhota]

Shouldn't it be John calling Dave? XD

[Reachling]

@MayuhoHiruhota not when you think about how desperate Dave really is for validation.

[MayuhoHiruhota]

@Reachling XD Ya, I gess your right.

[Oldmanyanni]

I just like how Dave is //SLOWLY// stripping off his clothes, for each new voice-mail he makes for John.

[Arcticfox97]

@Oldmanyanni it makes me wonder if he will be completely naked when John actually decides to stop watching Nick Cage movies and pick up.

[crpoirrier]

lmao! rhii2 rule2!

[AdmiralGoatse]

@crpoirrier Was that Scooby Doo Sollux there?

[crpoirrier]

@AdmiralGoatse ii ment two put a t there

my mii2take

[MamaTaipan]

I watch this WAAAAAY more than what can be considered normal.

WHY

WHHY is it so funny every time!

[Guerillabroz]

CmOn JiMmY cAlL a MoThErFuCkEr BaCk :O)

[Nanzoniflee]

"AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING~"

Ironic that this song is actually on his mixy thing. XD

[DeathTheKimiko]

can someone explain home stuck to me? is it a game?

[Eshie44]

@DeathTheKimiko

It's a webcomic peppered with flashes both interactive and non-interactive, set to an awesome soundtrack... so yeah it's kinda cool.

[DeathTheKimiko]

@Eshie44 Ah! I see~ thank you! 

[Goatmon]

@DeathTheKimiko It's a very... unique webcomic, made by Andrew Hussie. Like some of his other comics at mspaintadventures(Dot)com, The comic plays out like an interactive fiction computer game, but this particular story has a series of animated flash pages, mostly non-interactive, but a few give you the controls, which is pretty fun.

To try and describe the story would be impossible in a single youtube post, so I'll just say you should check it out, sometime.

[RadioZombieX]

XD i wanna do this to my friends now

[KatangHarmony]

can i like this twelve hundred times?

[aquirethefire7]

He's only acting like this

because he's being ironic

that and he wants in john's pants

.-.

[Piriathy]

"If you can dream it you can do it : D !" XD XD Oh Jesus, I can imagine John saying something hokey like that!

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

Because John can make Dave uncool with friendship!

[Jinfangurl66061]

What.

What was this.

I don't.

Marshmallow.

[BigMaij]

make the full movie.

or i will set eridan on you with orders not to stop for any reason.

if that doesn't work, i will progressively set each character on you until all that's left is high subjuggulator gamzee. and then i will set him on your trail. not pretty.

[njbluexbandit]

oh my gog.

Will Ferrel is now my Dave headcanon.

[warXnXpeace]

So canon D:

[MrGafs]

...CAUSE I MISS YOU JOHNNY AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING.

Irony at it's finest. John should be singing instead.

[xxFrozenintime]

New headcanon voice for Dave oh my GOD

[Realalovesme]

...For about a month

My urine

smelled like marshmallows.

[tashamfeges]

JOHN YES

HE WOULD SAY THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[AkumuKeayo]

D-Dave.......why.........

[XxHawkeh1100xX]

New Headcannon voice for John. YES.

[xXParamorePrincessXx]

I stole all your Teddy bears and stuffed them down my pants.

C;

[DeRagon3333]

That last part... totally ironic.

[BlockisticStudios]

im into this human disease called friendship and if you think im going anywhere youre wrong because i will not back down ever

i won a lot of radio contests because i refuse to get off the line

[RadianSCT]

The singing made this so perfect for Homestuck :D

[malfoyzgirl]

This is so ridiculous and cute at the same time.

[PurpleKirby54]

OH MY GOG.

THAT HAPPENED.

[kellster867]

OH GOD I AM CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER

[NerdIku3]

What a glorious sight! Dave loses his cool XD

[NerdIku3]

AWW , Dave and John are such good friends XD

[EverlastingCC]

How ironic eh? Dave's urine smells like marshmallows >w<

[TheChordIsHere]

The singing. SO PERFECT IT'S NOT EVEN>>>>WAT

[ZettyZetZet]

Dave: -sings- JIMMY COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL, ON, ME~ </3

[Fruitsfan1237]

That part where john say "If you can dream it, you can do it!" was so him its not even funny. I'm serious. It's like, he took that quote from a Nick Cage movie. John, you better not be re-watching one of his movies while your cool friend is calling you-- Oh. Oh god. Hes crying by the couch with his Nick Cage pillow-- John, no, please no. I KNOW ITS BEAUTIFUL JUST LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY JOHN *sniffs*

[Shelasgirl]

I was just crying and then I watched this. It made me happy. :)

[maryartemis]

PERFECT SONG FOR JOHN IS PERFECT

[Tabbix]

PERFECT ENDING SONG FOR HOMESTUCK. PERFECT.

[GgioVega22]

There needs to be more videos like this. ;A; <3

[dragoes9]

i can see dave doing this, not that he would ever admit it, but i could see dave getting drunk and calling john like this

[vocanovathememegurl]

i think the cell phone radiation went straight to his head and down through his BEEP

[yumirox66]

ALL MY LOVE.

ALL OF IT;.

[lolpopcorn13]

I think that John's lady should have been Karkat.

[CielsTopHatNoJutsu]

@lolpopcorn13 wwell it was ter so deal wwith it

[lolpopcorn13]

@CielsTopHatNoJutsu I don't really care, it was sarcasm.

[TheMuffinator3]

~tears of joy!~ so amazing...! so fitting! ~watches again!~

"I'm committed to this thing called friendship..."

I automatically substituted the word "disease" when I first heard that line. but dangit, this is Dave and John, it should be the emotion! XD

[00CartoonWorld00]

My gog,

I LOVE you for this.

[humonculus2]

I LOST IT AT I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING.

LOST ITTTTT

[ImaaDinosour]

FOR A MONTH MY URINE...SMELT OF MARSHMELLOWS

[ZombieMushmom]

1:04 - 1:21

Oh gog just perfect

You are amazing.

[aDIOStOREAD0R]

,,wHAT,

iS THIS WHAT HUMAN ROMANCE IS LIKE,

wOW, hUMANS ARE CONFUSING,

[AeroRaptorz]

@aDIOStOREAD0R YOU HAVE NO IDEA

NO.

IDEA.

[Taiyama2]

@aDIOStOREAD0R No, this is what human BROMANCE is like.

[malevc]

I woulda pegged John for this role - especially with the singing bit at the end - but this works, too.

[Zeralith]

Why is "John's lady" Terezi?

[keesderp]

@Zeralith why not?

[Highstar25]

@keesderp FINE, JUST COMPLETELY IGNORE MY BRILLIANT HUMAN SHIPPING CHART.

[BlockisticStudios]

@keesderp

BECAUSE YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE

[Bladeruler86]

@keesderp OBVIOUSLY

it should be Vriska or Rose

it would make sense

[Goatmon]

@keesderp Maybe 'cause Terezi has given her attention mostly to Dave, not John?

Vriska would have been more appropriate, I think.

But whatever.

[Kaern15]

@Zeralith Because Terezi is fucking hawt. That's why.

[GothicItalia]

@Zeralith cuz daveXterezi is awesome

[xBeadleChickx]

OH MY FUCK I LOVE THIS MOVIE.

YOU OFFICIALLY WIN.

[Bilb1115]

Oh my god. What was Dave like when John died in that alternate timeline?

[KittennPajamas]

The end is perfect. Just...perfect.

[gossipgurl109]

MY LOVE.

IT IS YOURS.

ALL OF IT.

[TheGroup67]

Why is this so Dave

WHYYY

[quadhonk]

Blades of Glory = My favorite movie.

Homestuck = My current obsession.

THANK YOU FOR THIS.

[0oCherryBlossomo0]

this is the best thing oh my gogggg

[CraniumMaddoo]

This.

Just...

THIS.

[c00kiecreature]

You really know how to pick audio

[0BubblePop0]

Oh my God.

I love you, I really do.

All of your videos...They are winning.