TAXI DRIVER'S ROUTE KNOWLEDGE TEST

[MrTintin999999]

lolz

[simplyroxyful]

Stereotypes have some truth. But generally there wrong.

Funny video though.

[TheKnutter]

more bollox

[acidclarkie]

if your at the traffic lights,and someone jumps in the Taxi and saids "could you take me to the royal oversea club" you really have to know that point in your mind before the lights change,and to know if you are pointing in the right direaction instinctively.

what is allready a stressful job would be made more stressful for you if you did'nt have any idea where royal overseas club was and 1000s more points like it.London Taxi without the knowleadge would be impractical.

[hurlockterry]

Limited means? You know nothing about me. I'm more qualified to cast an opinion on "The Knowledge" than you ever will be. Your attempt at humour in this sketch has failed miserably. That, in my opinion, makes you a cunt.

[SillyOclock]

stupid people getting angry, oh dear, that was just too easy.

espeilly you still angry over a few bristol fans kicking your arse and humiliating your lot.

[hurlockterry]

SillyOclock, you are a cunt of the highest order.

[SillyOclock]

that is rather articulate for someone of your limited means.

so what in your learned estimation constitutes a "cunt of the highest order" exactly?

[hurlockterry]

What an absolute pile of shite.

[SillyOclock]

you would not know what is good even if it kicked you in the bollocks!

nothing less than i expect from a millwall fan.

[gre1970]

This bloke is about as funny as a kids funeral ! He should kill himself and do us all a fucking favour. Terrible,terrible ,terrible he should be ashamed of himself putting out rubbish like this!You are wasting yours and everybody else's time you are NOT FUNNY give up .

[SillyOclock]

what the hell would you know you pointless anonymous arsehole, all you got on your profile is some really weak soft porn- what's up, can't get the real thing you comical virgin!

[gre1970]

@SillyOclock Sorry I must be the only person ever to look at tits on the net.!Even your put downs are tedious you dreary bore.I suggest you visit whoever it was who told you that you were funny enough to share your cliche`d tired material with the public and punch them in the mouth because they were just taking the piss out of you to your face.Once again -GIVE UP YOU ARE NOT FUNNY..

[SillyOclock]

are you still angry with Life?

get back with something half decent, that is if you hav'nt killed yourself yet.

[gre1970]

he is funnier than you dirty pervert and so true about you losers who think driving a cab is such a hard job.

[rockne46]

What a load of Bollocks this is!! Wanker who put this up here!

[SillyOclock]

you'd know all about being a wanker you total mug.

[rockne46]

@SillyOclock . What are you SillyOclock? Some brave little twat who sits behind his screen having a pop at people? Want to make it more personal? Fancy having a chat somewhere? Please let me know eh? But please grow up and stop sending me personal messages, I know your a cunt,your Mum&Dad know your a cunt and now the whole of us know your a Cunt.!! Be Lucky. Oh Yeah. Cunt

[SillyOclock]

well you are the coward since you are anonymous. if you see me on your travels then you are more than welcome to take issue with me face to face.

thats if your punter in the backseat allows you to, wheel monkey. by the way, how does it feel strangers telling you exactly where to drive, and generally where to go in Life?

your silly mantra of 'be lucky' makes you look utterly the cunt you think everyone else to be.

[rockne46]

@SillyOclock You know what? Your Sad. Small Penis,abused by your father,made to shag your sister? LOL You Twat. You think anyone is intrested in you? We all fucking hate you and you think its funny with your come back comments. LOL. You are really some little cunt who sits behind a screen making arse wipe comments and you must sit there wanking yourself off at our reaction!! Eveyone who reads my post is laughing at YOU. Oh God what will your reply to this be? And SillyoCOCK is off wanking!!!

[SillyOclock]

it says more about you that you have to project your sick incest fantasies on others.

it is most interesting that you imagine "we all fucking hate you", so which is this large demographic of people you imagine you are the spokesman for??

the fact remains you are a sad loner resentful of those better than you who tell you where to drive and when.

and i hate to disappoint your fantasy that I am wanking but your pitiful responses are as stimulating and unattractive as your woeful self.

[rockne46]

@SillyOclock WankerOclock(New name) I dont give a toss who tells me where to drive and when as the money I earn for doing my job is wayyyyyyyyy out of your league. Demographic? Oooh nice word there WankOclock. Deluded? Another Big Word from our resident Wanker. Yes I speak for all, I am the spokesman for those who laugh at you,who show their wives and girlfriends(Little Boys in your world) what a twat you are on here. Ha Ha. Your Nothing. Never have been and never will be!! Toodle Pips Wanker

[SillyOclock]

ok wheel whore, if that's what you want to tell yourself, say it enough and you might start to believe it.

.run along now because one of your betters wants you to drive them somewhere that is "wayyyyyyy out of your league"

[rockne46]

@SillyOclock Sorry WankOclock. That means 24 hours a day your a wanker. LOL. God how I would love to meet you. I have you as A. Just a Cunt or B. A total Cunt. So which are you? Every poster on here has great fun at me casting you as a cunt and all agree that you are a sad lonely Boy!! I am now getting to the stage where I cant be arsed replying to you hence my delay in replying to your post. Sorry WankOclock but you are now boring me. Ok maybe one more reply? Now Jog on Cunt

[SillyOclock]

you sad deluded creature.

[TheKnutter]

jewish cabbies are on double bubble...

[SillyOclock]

stick to unlicensed then, mr anti semite.

[TheKnutter]

@SillyOclock gay cabbies earn triple bubble.lollol

[SillyOclock]

whatever floats your boat sailor or perhaps you pay them in kind.

[rockne46]

@SillyOclock What an arse you are pal. Im a cabbie earning bundles and your a cunt. No contest. Be Lucky!!

[SillyOclock]

judging from how you have taken this personally you sound like the type of cab driver who has a premature heart attack while ranting in a traffic jam.

no contest, and you sound like the one who needs the luck!

[thewhitechair]

wow. silloclock is not funny

[SillyOclock]

you are in a small minority.

[goodveinsboy]

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

[SillyOclock]

i havnt got that many haters you strange person.

[MrPenguins1988]

i got a tip for ya.......drive your car into the river. =)

[SillyOclock]

after you, you worthless tramp.

[Jellyhat]

lmao call that a tip ya cheeapskate

[SillyOclock]

glad you enjoyed.

[dragonforceal]

come on guys get some more videos up i need my SillyOclock fix xD

[SillyOclock]

thanks friend for the encouragement.

we are hoping to get off our bloated asses for more sketches soon.

have a great 2009. x

[TheEnergyNippleZ]

well .. i don't know if this is a good benchmark but it made me laugh ... so ... it's comedy ain't eet .. favoured and starred to death .

[SillyOclock]

thanks...i think.

[staypress]

rubbish just 2 bored cab drivers hoho

[SillyOclock]

its called acting you numpty.

[staypress]

really oh thanks duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[hoffmann9471]

hahahahaa..............

the best is your boobbooblooob.....

great fun

5*

[SillyOclock]

thank you my friend. hope you are well.

[lovehatefilms]

HaHa very funny!!

[SillyOclock]

thanks my friend.

[KingPhilth]

I enjoyed that. Did you see that old documentary on BBC 4 about the Knowledge? Impressive and quite sad at the same time that people dedicate their lives to it. Good video. Now, kiss me.

[SillyOclock]

kisses to you, lol.

i'll try to check out that documentery, maybe its here on yt.

[SillyOClock2]

the clocks have melted. what time is it?

[SillyOClock2]

alex is going to fright farm tomorrow.

[SillyOclock]

whatever you say sweetheart.

[SillyOClock2]

dont be afraid to love me sir nugget ears juice stains bottle

[SillyOclock]

i fucking love you gumbo. x

[SillyOClock2]

haha you dont know me gumbose

[SillyOclock]

GUMBO!

[bobblefest]

hahahahhahahahah

[SillyOclock]

glad you enjoyed.

[SillyOClock2]

Glad you enjoyed.

[SillyOclock]

i did thanks.

[McFizzleDeadFish]

great lol

[SillyOclock]

glad you enjoyed.

[CommentSense]

ON THE KNOWLEDGE - gotta know all those cuts too!

[SillyOclock]

cuts? do you mean short cuts?

[lewiswellsrocks]

how true...lol...5 stars!

[SillyOclock]

thanks very much.

[Inky261]

I could not pass the test. 5*

[SillyOclock]

me neither, lol

[johnroders]

funny, this is great

[SillyOclock]

thanks so much.

[makes69]

Yeah nicely done like it.Thank you.5/5.

[SillyOclock]

my pleasure.

keep up the good stuff yourself.

[dogpatchdebbie]

hahaha. that was funny!!!

[SillyOclock]

thanks debbie.

[Inky261]

this one is cool 5*

[SillyOclock]

thanks so much.

[tomken8dy]

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

Try that in NEW YORK, pal!! LOL

[SillyOclock]

i thought they didnt bother with any test at all in n.y.c.?

[pmb003]

lol haha

[SillyOclock]

glad you enjoyed.

[dragonforceal]

my new favourite video from you guys, glad to see you have some new stuff up. Hilarious.

Al

[SillyOclock]

thanks dear friend.

[Inky261]

is that how they do it? haha 5*

[SillyOclock]

it seems so, lol.

[Inky261]

mr. smith is a litle blip blip blip. haha.

[SillyOclock]

touche, lol. x

[Inky261]

these tests are here the same silly.

[SillyOclock]

thanks for letting me know that inky, in America the cab drivers dont have to make as much effort to pass the test.

[AbrekGirl]

LOL

[SillyOclock]

glad you enjoyed.

[MrSoprano0125]

You should have been De Niro from Taxi Driver

[SillyOclock]

thanks big T.

[hairycanarie]

THAT IS CLASS

[SillyOclock]

thanks my friend.

[DebbieVicari]

perfecto darling!

[SillyOclock]

ah sis, i love you. x

[robertpina99]

Brilliant funny.

[SillyOclock]

thanks.

[SevenAng3ls]

Looks like the route knowledge test is gonna go out the window lol.

Maybe a speed test would work, who can use their satnav the quickest.

[SillyOclock]

lol, thanks for commenting.

[sonicflyingmachine]

Awesome mate!

[SillyOclock]

thanks my rocking friend.

keep up the great stuff yourself.

[sonicflyingmachine]

Thanks I will.

[MisterActingWorkshop]

make your mind up guv!

[SillyOclock]

wheres my tip?

[robharman1969]

you guys!

[SillyOclock]

guilty m'lud.

[robbystrauss]

call that a tip you cheapskate??

[SillyOclock]

cheers man.

[hairycanarie]

nice one, liked it so much i bought the company lol.

[SillyOclock]

my pleasure mr kiam.

[MEOSHABEAN1]

lol

[SillyOclock]

glad you enjoyed.

[Zempel19]

Nicely done, very funny. Thanks for share my friend.

~Mika~

[SillyOclock]

thanks mika.

[Zempel19]

Ur welcome.

[MisterActingWorkshop]

did you find the way?

[SillyOclock]

i dont think so.

[robbystrauss]

grow up.

[SillyOclock]

no!

[thecainers]

That machine was bang on =)

[SillyOclock]

perrhaps haunted by a dead cabbie?

[TrentDonovan]

Awesome - I'd like one of those for my desk!!

Dave:)

[SillyOclock]

i post one to you dave.

[robharman1969]

not bad at all.

[SillyOclock]

thanks.

[robbystrauss]

you dorks.

[SillyOclock]

thats rich coming from you.

[StopItGoAway]

Hahahaha! I'm seen a few cab drivers in Canada using those satelite navigation systems. However, I wonder if I could get the one Mr.Smith was using.

[SillyOclock]

glad you enjoyed.

[EyeCantSee]

Yeah...I agree with myself on that one.

[SillyOclock]

thanks friend.

[28October1961]

Good idea, very funny

[SillyOclock]

thanks my friend.

[BattlefieldDoktor]

Hehehe, nice navigation system ;o)

[SillyOclock]

thanks doktor.

[johnbrownball]

good stuff guys.

[SillyOclock]

thanks john.

[MisterActingWorkshop]

well acted guys.

[philipsmovies]

Another classic.Well done guys.

[SillyOclock]

thanks philip.

[TheThomasShow]

Awsome you guys just keep getting better an better go for it i say.

[SillyOclock]

keep up the good stuff yourselves.

[punkieboy1]

5 stars

[SillyOclock]

thanks punkie.