Honk (official video)

[GummyBEARSxxxxx]

hOnK. ;o)

[murasakikouyou]

im in that weir part of youtube again

[theguycalledchris]

WeLcOmE To tHe dArK CaRnIvAl, bRoThEr. hOnK. :o)

[phoenixboy4263]

WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT? DON'T YOU START WITH ME. I WILL GET YOU IN A HEADLOCK SO TIGHT IT WILL BE A MIRACLE IF PEOPLE DON'T MISTAKE OUR TUSSLE FOR AN ILL CONCEIVED VENTRILOQUIST ACT. I WILL SHOOSH YOU AGAIN, SO HELP ME GOD. I WILL SHOOSH YOUR CLOWN ASS TO SHANGRIBULLSHITLA AND BACK AND FILL YOUR EAR WITH MY WHITE HOT PALEBRO SPITTLE. I AM FULL AND FUCKING WELL PREPARED TO GET CONCILIATORY WITH YOU AGAIN IF YOU SO MUCH AS PASS GAS MURDEROUSLY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[puercolandiacebo]

giggity...

[mylightside]

uHHHH...



[anticliche321]

why the hell am I here?

[TehLunaScamander]

oh good, i'm not the only one who searched "honk" on youtube to leave a bunch of gamzee references

[mooses21194]

HOOOOONNKKKKK! :o)

[TheTnewell]

I think this is great !!!!!! Yay for you!! I dressed up like Lady Ta Ta for Halloween, and went around town getting mammogram promises. At 41 I had an early detection from a routine mammogram. So I know first hand being screened saves lives.

[asdfxcxv]

Yay, exploiting a disease as an excuse to honk your tits on youtube

[saymana11]

HoNk :o)

[SexySebby13]

HoNk I LiKeD ThE PiNk ShERT HoNk ThE BeSt &.. I HaZ BrEsT CaNcEr! =~=

[mrtaterhed]

*at end* ok my turn honk wtf ummmm im going to kill myself

[Meisterjoda1997]

UNNÖTIG!!!!

[Xennified]

...Honk.

[edvinastox]

silicone just doesnt do it 

[Prnnce]

Gamzee was here

[shadowwolf2334]

@Prnnce YeS i WaS mY bRoThEr :o) HoNk

[Samuzas666]

lmao on 0:29 i busted out laughing when she honked XDXD

[ghost245353]

@Samuzas666 lmao! I know why too!

[krncharms]

Agaricus Blazei mushroom cures cancer. If I can help just one person then this comment is worth it.

[MOUPIMOUPI]

honk.

HONK.

honk.

HOOOOOOONK.

[techthing]

honk. Do:

HONK ;oD

[BeatboxinPedoBear]

did anyone else get a boner??

[negativeEclipse]

very effective ad

[PEDREX57]

Wtf?!?!

What a dramatic way to show in an add that you have breast cancer, where every girl honk's when they squeeze their boobs. What the fusk?

The feeling you get for squeezing a woman's naturals is the same as it had cancer or not. I guess >_> Still... I bet it would make her get pleased.

Oh well.

[doggiev]

the most amazing design on earth is the female body, I practically worship it, it is almost incredible that something so beautiful & delicate can bring new life to the world; ladies, take good care of yourselves

[Mom0MaggoT]

...

O____O

[RandomGirl7777]

ooo...kay

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

THC (Rick Simpson's Cancer Cure Hemp Oil) achieves this wizardry by binding to protein receptors on a cancerous cell's surface. Once attached the THC induces the cell to make a fatty substance called ceramide, which prompts the cell to start devouring itself. "We see programmed cell death" Velasco says. What's more, noncancerous cells don't make ceramide when they come into contact with THC. The healthy cells don't die.

Biochemists Guillermo Velasco & Manuel Guzmán, Complutense University, Spain

[PvtHudson98]

I wanna help!

[radscorpion8]

LOL at 0:30

[defender5151]

Great ad. Straight to the point.

[imoprahrich]

now im gunna expect for every set of tits to honk when i squeeze them:)

[necromaster212121]

i speak for all stoners when i say, this videos is amazingly retarded yet funny in the begining, and kinda a buzz kill at the end, but its all good.

[raytimestwo]

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fastest return sub on youtube!!!

[musicop1]

biatch

[crypter27]

lovely

[DimebagVision]

Yeah, if i tried that on a lady, she'd slap me. Double standards FTW!!!

[egkg75]

Not to toot my own horn so can I toot all of yours? Girl at end looks little like Kirsten Dunst.

[TheRadioIsBroken]

Kinda makes me wonder ...

What does a Prostate Exam Sound Like?

[Bjelor]

cruiser win at 0:29

[Bjelor]

cruiser win at 0:29

[MISSMAD0]

Les filles, on ne vous le dira jamais assez.... Votre premier geste de beauté... à suivre sur le site pinkbrabazaar

[MISSMAD0]

Les filles, on ne vous le dira jamais assez.... Votre premier geste de beauté...

[theboombody]

Yeah, I definitely want the ladies to take care of themselves, whether I'm abstinent or not.

[deduzz]

0:26 would b racist if shes indian... she does looks like an indian

Indian TRUCKS or poor ppl use horns that sound just like it

yeah when i said trucks i mean big bad ones with at least 6 wheels on... and their horn sounds just like 0:26 lol

[astrorice]

Best.

Ad.

Ever.

[tordval]

the last part was a mood killer:S

[Prolibtardum]

Every where I go now, women are honking their breasts! I love it, honk honk, honky honk honk!

[whipdoctor]

Studies show 1 in 143 women will get breast cancer from the mammogram in their lifetime. research alternative diagnostics if you value your life.

[thecursedland]

@whipdoctor true that. It's funny how most of the medicines and screenings meant to detect supposed 'cancers' actually cause cancer. It's a sad affair with BIG Pharma. An even bigger dilemma since Big Pharm and insurance companies are heavily invested in Congress/Obama's Health 'reform'. Welcome to the destruction of the United States. Welcome to RFID for the elderly/youth. Welcome to mandatory vaccinations (viral death).

[elitisty]

@thecursedland - I'd tell you to report to the nearest mental health institution, but you seem to suffer from severe stupidity as well as paranoia. The former is probaly incurable.

[Doogypoog]

mammograms are quite dangerous everyone knows that

[elitisty]

@Doogypoog - A woman is roughly 50 times more likely to die from undetected breast cancer than from mammography radiation.

Imagine you're a group of 100 000 women.

Would you rather suffer 200 deaths from cancer, or 4 deaths from radiation poisoning?

[Doogypoog]

yeah i know im just being a jerk, mammograms ftw

[PhilipEbanks]

Why must a hawt one be afflicted with such a terrible disease? D:

[o2292o12]

Because it can happen to anyone.

[bleazybob]

I came

[PowerfulDragon]

@lararodriguez8392 i'd like to marry the girl at the end of the video.

[night757wolf]

funny hilarious video with a positive message five stars in my opinion

[KotoKokopelli]

"Schedull"?

Also, I love how the fat chick at 0:29 gets the low honk

[zhdapleeblue]

it does say Schedule...just that the top and middle bars of E are really light.

[ericfreitas22]

mó loko !!

[youtubasoarus]

God this is so fucking stupid. You're doing it all wrong. Let me show you...

[Brazucaman]

love the caddilac.

[bankroll310]

0:13 Wow!

[Corvus54]

I've never felt such a strange mix of bewilderment and arousal.

[TheLeroyRadioShow]

WHITE WOMEN ARE THE BEST!

[Orionx30]

Girls, manual breast exams along with a family history is going to be much more important to you before the age of 40. And there is debate about the age. Younger girls that have denser breasts effect the sensitivity of a mammogram. Its important to learn the proper way to do a manual breast exam and be aware if anyone in your family has had cancer, especially breast or ovarian. Consult your doctor about this issues before demanding a mammogram.

[jdizzle1120]

I'm so hard right now under my desk. I can't stand for at least 4 hours! Erections lasting for more than five hours should seek medical attention or......my favorite at work.....spanking my irate monkey.

[Imaducklol]

haha she has cancer.

[futuraven]

Great idea.

[randomwords7007]

Despite the comedy, breast cancer awareness is vitally important. I had a young(well, my age) female friend go through it and luckily everything turned out alright but it just have easily could've been too late.

Are you college-aged? Do some things to raise awareness on campus! At IU-Bloomington Zeta Tau Alpha would hold sort of a talent-show every year(called Big Man on Campus) for this very reason. It was not only a lot of fun but did a great job with publicizing the issue.

[FailJunkies]

Fail Videos!! @ My Channel!!

[Hemulen40]

Beep beep , honky tonk women !

[UniQueLyEviL]

Aw. I wish mine really did honk.

[MetalGuitarMayhem]

Me too :P

[hipp6y]

@UniQueLyEviL

haha, same thought here, i'd honk'em at hunks ;P

[r0bw00d]

Just honk the other one!

[verbod]

good idea, but 30 sec too long

[JoskaD57]

idiot video .culture -100.

[gamekiiid]

what  a idiots

[gaara508]

haha wtf!!

[Yargarogoo]

Creepy this is like a dude squeezing his dick for prostate cancer.

[Blueberrypassion]

except your prostate isnt in your dick o_O

[jellybeansinc]

the fat chicks make truck and semi sounds

[ThatBoyArmy]

Need more honkage from numbers 5 & 7.

[IgliMarku]

i lol'd

[ryanjm]

I love the semi horn for the fat one!

[joementum5]

oh noes the hot one has teh cancer!

[twigon]

@GatitaBellayu7382 i doubt it. I think he is probably trying to hold back the puke.

[DonOwnsYou]

im not 100% sure, but i think this is fake...how could they get the horns in their shirts? and you couldnt hear it that good anyway

[Fazman12]

WOW you're an IDIOT

=d

[MATT60IYA]

checkout ONE BAD MICE TRAILER

[TheAnonn]

Fuck all you gay ass emo faggots! All you emo pussys need to man the fuck up and stop crying about bullshit u wrist slitting cry babies! In my school I make it my buisness to give every emo faggot a black eye and make there emo cunt girlfriends suck my cock and then I make them look into my eyes as tears stream down there face ahahahah it makes me cum. I rape those sluts and beat up emo pussys cuz I can and no1 can stop me! All you emo faggots better not message my profile......OR ELSE!!!!!

[twigon]

@TheAnonn if you think you are so smart it's *their and not there. idiot.

[N0TNAMED]

@ TheAnonn Your paragraph, if it can be called that, was one of the most emo things I have ever read.

How ironic that in your anti emo statement you, yourself, sound extremely emo. I foresee black finger nail polish and studded belts in your future.

[Theegamedude]

Would someone please give me a handjob? I'm horny.

[PhillipH903]

so...much...win.

[alqeightytwo]

It was going to be funny. It wasn't. Strong one.

[MasterxKenobi]

Ahhh, what girls must do to get their views. I LOVE IT. 5*, now make my sammich, broad.

[MasterxKenobi]

Whoa, just realized this is a cancer ad. Feel kind of bad now.. lol. D'oh.

[itshammer]

the last was not horny

[itshammer]

honk if your horny

[bernie23232323232323]

Giving out free mammograms here, message me.

[e282stefanus]

funny..:)

[CocolutoBeans]

lol @ 0:29

appropriately sounds like a semi approaching.

[drbackjack]

i think that is a semi

[CatsWithClass]

who else is getting that song on there ipod ?

[iuseplacebo]

rofl @ all the fat girls having deep truck and boat  noises

[carcar91]

@iuseplacebo lol it's so mess up

[zorbmeister]

OMG do they really make a honking noise? They never taught me this in medschool!!!

[scootosan]

I wanna see the OBGYN video maybe it will have smoke

[tvordinario]

Honk, if you support Canada...

[daviejamess]

haha she has cancer.

[z3125]

Guys, don't forget to finger your sshole for prostate awareness.

[yatotil]

@z3125

LMAO

[guanabeetv]

Great concept, but all these ladies are way too young to have their insurance company pay for their mammograms. So, they likely will have to wait until they feel something wrong.

[notbugs]

@guanabeetv It's nothing wrong with the concept since in most parts of the western world women are covered by public health insurances where you don't have to worry about whether you can or not have a mammogram.

[supermansw11]

This could be one of the greatest user videos in a while. Besides the old lady part.

[FailJunkies]

Fail Videos!!! @ My Channel!!

[Nordb0nk]

why am i turned on by this?

[MrBoomSonic]

woman grabbing their boobs... shouldn't this be flagged for sexual thingy towards men??

[SCX2k]

interesting coincidence that they are debating the effectiveness of mommograms in comparioson to mri....

the ad was hilarious because totally stupid

[pdpbigbang]

honk if you like to honk the honkers!

[1avilable2]

*HONK*

[MrAZOOZ1993]

i want big boobs

[pitbul1990]

dont think silicon honks :))

[PhatLewtznU]

how the hell can i wank to this with all the damn car noises

HOW

[aawsome69]

hahahhaa wtf!!

[Ubergood]

all are ugly, except the last one...

[AjayBaskauskas]

hahahahaha omg the ending was pure hilarity

[lcozzarelli]

wow...horrible acting made a serious subject almost funny...

[peacekid]

/stand

/clap

Thank you, women.

[CTXkingdom]

How come... The hottest chick out of the bunch has breat cancer?

[jojomancod4]

she didn't because there's no such thing.

[Tomacco04g]

Am I the only one who thought the old woman's honk should've been an AAAOOOOOOOGAAA

[iiix808xiii]

so if your tits dont make noise, go get it checked. gotcha

[beanodonnell]

video ends at :40 secs dont watch any more of it from there

[tokio]

WTF!

[tuckerollie]

Great Video! Some humor followed by a serious message. Engaging!

[shugo8645]

i like boobs ｘＤ

[FelipeKister]

tits fail

[zoopa]

Enhorabuena por el video! Bonito mensaje!!

[23periko]

Muy buen video, no me imaginava como acabaria me e quedado sorprendido.

[chgb55]

BUNISIMO

[Hemulen40]

Honky tonk women . ( ;

[hsd628]

"Schedull" ? Are you fucking kidding me?

[tuckerollie]

It says SCHEDULE -- the E is just a bit faint.

[Diegc4]

a pior propaganda que já vi pqp

[Tharosh]

joder q coñazo de anuncio

[bobbyrasty]

menudos cracos salvajes sueltan para hacer el anuncio,aunque la del tumor esta bastante buena todo hay que decirlo,es la unica

[lobezno8]

buen anuncio

[elsalvatge]

Anuncio pesimo.