Jay's Rap

[jizzin4genocide]

@rankor66 you arn't a true Jay and Silent Bob fan if you havent seen Dogma. its the best.

[jizzin4genocide]

this needs an awesome remix.

[RPRA2011]

The beginning of ICP.

[mellowsohype]

Bob my head everytime I hear this, like come on you have to.

[jamesgrenard]

15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand

[BoricuaMadness94]

Best rap in a movie that i heard

[CccpReznov]

The Lyrics In The Desc Are Wrong He Says Shmocking Not Smocking

[Alexander14773]

Lol awesome shit man

[YukiKuran9]

GENIUS!! 

[jwcomeaux00]

Fucken 80s style man

[nesfan8]

do a 10h version oh this

[xZayyuh]

0:23 Silent Bobs face lol !

[Timbis1]

they owed them 10 bucks from before das why it costs them 15 for a nickel bag , which is usually 5 dollars.

[daglindo1226]

fucking 80s style.

[cuntface186]

That shit was so gay

[eliheathereli]

"overcommentedcomment" OMGZ 15 FER A NICKELZ BAGZ? DAT SHITZ BETTR BE GOODZ

[lucasgold]

@anguspig THAT SHIT IS THE MADNOTES!! Gotta love jay and silent bob

[anguspig1]

YAh right knoxvillin that us the best rap song ever made

[TheresPooOnMyShoe]

Lemme get a nickelback.

[Knoxvillian83]

well that was a waste of time

[imFurbs]

fav movie atm

[evilratsonstars]

okay, if you're buying a nick for $15 that crap better be made by god herself. i mean, i shouldnt even have to smoke it, i just have to LOOK at it and be out for 6 days...

[409leinadJR]

@evilratsonstars nickelback bro

[evilratsonstars]

$15 for a nic? dafuckyouon?

[409leinadJR]

@evilratsonstars nickelback not nickelbag

[Fogerty69]

What's noich?

[foxielady777]

Fun fact: Baby Silent Bob was played by Kevin Smith's(I.E. Silent Bob) daughter, Harley Quinn Smith. Now you know...

[nyflyer08]

$15 for a nic? LMAO

[Needleinvein]

@nyflyer08 Oh, now you sound so badass, because you implied you know a lot about weed! I see what you did there, and it worked perfectly!

[JanetteEsmile]

Hahahahaha I am putting this on FB

[tepihmaster]

@JanetteEsmile I've put this on Facebook before it even existed.

[Jdreda21]

Must

[Jdreda21]

U most buy shit weed then lmao

[Madcap1690]

Puts that shit in my hand.

[Rankor66]

he said " written by god herself" lol

[WiReKiLLtK]

@Rankor66 watch dogma

[Needleinvein]

@Rankor66 Get some culture, watch Dogma.

[lloodyMurda]

@Rankor66 yes becase have u ever seen dogma ,mallrats, clerks

[B00Mkinz]

@Rankor66

Watch another of Kevin Smiths movies, Dogma .. it explains everything!

[OneAndOnlyEmmyGee]

@Rankor66 If you watch Dogma you'll get it :P

[xxjagherxx]

@Rankor66 in the movie dogma they find out god is a woman

[TheYugiohVet]

@Rankor66 because in Dogma God was depicted as a Woman....

[MFCirca]

I looked through the comments and I don't want people to give me any shit, so instead If saying these kids got ripped off, I'll say a nickel bag is 5 bucks in New York

[DrawingsByDerek]

15 bucks for a nickle bag? What a rip off

[l4d2guy135]

Lol bob only has two lines in the whole movie

[bloodtimer]

@l4d2guy135 And they are the most fucking important lines of the movie.

[ShawnieBoii21]

Im playing this out loud on last day of the semester.

[spoochmaster]

That shit was so gay. I hate that guy

[sweetypie000]

sub to Jason Mewes, wish him well and say Happy Christmas !

/watch?v=55YyrEZQpFE

[Rhymenoceros123]

After watching this for about the 6th time today, I just realized that Jay says "written by God herself." That's a reference to Dogma, where Alannis Morisette plays God. Awesome.

[korsak843]

@z04legend english cam from the british you fucking retard

[z304legend]

@korsak843 Come to my house and say that to my face? im not scared to go to jail for whiping someones ass and i know what im talking about fuck tard ill tell u where i live just ask me im tired of all u fuck heads on the internet

[2kelleebabe]

jay and silent bob is sooooo awesome! their hilarious! :p

[bojanks15]

is it bob who says purple rain or is it the kids friend

[jazmin2dope]

@bojanks15 its the kids friend. i thought it was bob too, dont worry.

[santana3131]

i am in love with this XD i watch it everyday :D

[oftenlostinwhat]

i smell smoke and sex just listening to this :D

[ShawnieBoii21]

15 bux

[nunchuckerz]

wish i had some doobie snacks right now

[georgejl10]

My baby Bro memorized the babies lyric " fuck"x7 lol

[rockaholic2395]

The mothafuckin' TIME!

[Fermata101]

158 people don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the mad notes!

[joeyjbeck]

FUCK!! Who gives a motherfuck and why would you watch it if your just goin to hate on it? Douche

[MetalCookie3]

158 people didn't dislike this, and I didn't just download this.

[Redhawk1961]

He says "no inch" and "Nickelbag"....

[Viktir666]

My IQ is too high to enjoy this clip. I'm shocked that so many people gave this a thumbs up.

[ShortFingeredShreder]

@Viktir666 Just because a movie's stupid doesn't mean that only stupid people think it's funny. Think about this, Family Guy's smart and only retards laugh at it...

[bbelilovsky]

@Viktir666 Wow just how high your horse is

[Viktir666]

@bbelilovsky I have to use a ladder to get on it.

[Kevster129]

@Viktir666 Intelligence has nothing to do with humor.

[Viktir666]

@Kevster129 Well if someone recorded 5 minutes of them farting over and over and laughed, would you say that this sad person is an intelligent person or not?

[Kevster129]

@Viktir666 I would state they are immature.

[z304legend]

@Viktir666 Look what does this got to do with anything? So what it's a funny movie & these so called people as Jay and Silent Bob... Kevin and Jason or whatever are da bomb in this lol

[Viktir666]

@z304legend I'm sorry, I don't speak American. I'm educated and speak English.

[z304legend]

@Viktir666 lol so i'm not educated? Ok Why do you fucks go on to videos watch then trash talk it? I mean like really kids. English hmm i think America speaks that so yea re re also if you educated you speak German? English came from Germany really most don't know because they dumb so yea dum couf

[Viktir666]

@z304legend I won again, thanks for responding and giving me the win.

[C0nv3rs3Kitti3]

He Is Saying Let Me Get A NickleBack!!

[Animefreak193]

Jay's a cutie.. 

[GettinLa8d]

Da fuck..15 bucks for a nick??

[TheZofq]

@GettinLa8d must be some good shit

[egomaster12]

157 people thought the thumbs down meant download

[sultaa86]

i hate the kid..thumbs up...NOW!!!

[infuryify]

Silent Bob has the best voice ever, I mean did you hear him sing? xD

[MrThatjerk]

Never dis da 80 s

[NinjaSmote]

jay and silent bob strike back. kiddsss

[EzmeyThuq]

Ahh itss beennn foreeverr(;

[MizShye]

I saw silent bob talk :o

[ilymusic93]

@MizShye

He talks in every movie.

[TheR0flman]

fuck fuck fuck motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noich noich noich 1 2 1 2 3 4 noich noich noich shmokin weed shmokin whizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin fatties and smokin-

[toyynewspaper]

@TheR0flman lemme get a nickle bag

[TheR0flman]

@toyynewspaper 15 bucks little man, put that shit, in my hand, if that money doesnt show then you owe me, owe me, owe, My Jungle Love, yeah, oeoeo, I think i wanna know ya know ya, yeah what?

[jessicaax24]

@TheR0flman uh lemme get a nicklebag, 15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe... my jungle loveee, yeaaaa ohh ee ooo eee oooo i think i wanna know ya know ya, yea what.

[SWEViktor300]

Been my ringtone for 4 straight years now :D

[cameronsauter1]

15 $ lil man put that shit in my hand

[anullmeier1]

does anyone have a yellow windbreaker i can borrow for halloween

[AlphaAirsoftTeam]

15 bucks for a nik... wtf. 5 bucks where im from

[MsBratTv]

wat is the movie name??????

[thatweirdokid]

@MsBratTv its Jay and silent bob strike back

[CoaCzbgUltraBoys94]

157 people dont like jungle love ;D

[TheUnbrightLight]

Best song ever, Best movie ever.

[Mitjer295]

Baby bob, is Smith's daughter *mindblown*

[missladymacmac]

Jay and Silent Bob are fucking peanut butter n jelly!! (:

[VincentMelnik]

Oh god, watch this with transcribed audio on... it makes it that much better...

[hydrotemplar]

@VincentMelnik lol wow, definitely beta

[AlbinoLights]

@VincentMelnik I nearly cried from laughing.

[DCSprousexAddict]

I listen to this every day before class to get me pumped

[TheUnbrightLight]

@DCSprousexAddict Me too!

[UncLester]

This shit is like peanut butter and jelly right here.

[Jesusnugget]

No wonder this is who I am today.... sang this shit in 3rd grade....

[StefaniKaulitz]

who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts!

[TinyT1MAAH]

who calls it a nickel bag lol. and he got mad ripped

[BarraceReclamations]

Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.

Never gets old.

[KingHeartless1418]

@BarraceReclamations *points to jays right side, looks up wit both hands midway* silent bobs part is the best when he says that part

[zeeeek408]

OOOOooooWWWEEeeeeOOOOooooWWWEE­eeeeOOoo

[MetalDrummer776]

@monica13r long ago i did :P first time i saw this i was 8 i think XDD

[Youngroe1]

kid got ripped!

[WishinIwasinWigan]

SO fucking good........

[ThAvalanche]

Shut up suuulan actually when I see a stoner at my school I think there chill but when I see another whiny fuck like you I wanna scream

[fresh8989]

my life story in a rap song

[JesikkaNicole]

@joche222 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[joche222]

what movie is this? im not from america

[RealTDragon]

Lol 0:57 Who says "Yeah Purple Rain" hahahahah

[iforgotmyname147]

@RealTDragon the kid who asked for the nickelbag

[RealTDragon]

@iforgotmyname147 oh yeah I guess so, haah man I was just like did Silent bob just speak! hahah

[RavinFox]

@RealTDragon LMAO yeah who does say that? Good call!

[7GRgaming]

''Rolling fatties smoking blunts, Who smokes the blunts ? We smoke the blunts

[thedeathly1fish]

i love this shit

[pivaral1000]

@TheUnseenghost haha i second tht

[CloudCukkooLander]

It was the older boy. People, listen to the voice. Jeez.

[12daijaw]

he did move his lips ya just need to look

[canadiancarl]

I want to set baby jay saying fuck as my ringtone lol

[lalalu12323]

@XDeathXcOrE42xX no it was bob.

[BlueComit]

wow, all these fucking idiots are going to tell @scn1194 that "the big kid said it". Hate when that happens...

[cipshadow]

is it from a real song?

[AirsoftGunReviews4U]

@cipshadow LISTEN TOO THE LYRICS. It's called Jungle Love

[cipshadow]

@AirsoftGunReviews4U yea but in tht song by time there isnt anythn about smokin weed doin coke, the lyrics r completely different

[AirsoftGunReviews4U]

@cipshadow Do you hear the riff at :37 ? It changes songs. from :01 - :27 its Jays Rap, and from :37 on its Jungle Love by The Time....

[BuschXD]

Whats the name of the film ??

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@BuschXD Jay and silent bob strike back

[naterade21]

i got this as my ringtone cause its just that awesome

[RainInTheFace1000]

@naterade21 me too lmao

[peelincaps]

Drinking beers beers beers beers

[ItsDyerNotDryer]

Did you know that baby silent bob is actually Kevin Smith's daughter? (The guy who directs these movies is kevin smith, who also plays as Silent Bob) She's also the kid in the window Dante waves to in Clerks 2.

[lake677]

this should be on itunes

[NuL4]

if rap was always like this, i´d probably listen to it more often

[tomii3971]

FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

[MrMadden990]

ya the kid with the jacket



[Cdub2k]

I always loved these guys. Everytime I hear the word Fuck I smirk a little bit thinking of this rap song lol

mother mother fuck fuck

[Paramore520]

Me and my friends always rap this in the hallways.

We will just go in the middle and rap it as loud as we can.

People always look at us like what the fuck.

♥

[Suuulan]

@Paramore520 you are not special, and when people look at you they think "what a bunch of fucking loosers"

[TheUnseenghost1234]

@Suuulan calm down shit he was just saying somethin dont have your period

[Paramore520]

@Suuulan when you go to a school full of stoners, they won't think we're fuckin losers. We're all chill. So shush.

[CountryGirl5077]

@Paramore520 Why do we care?? Lol

[Paramore520]

@CountryGirl5077 Almost everyone's comments are pointless. I felt like sharing my story, and people liked it. What the hell is the point to your comment? Yeah, LOL.

[CountryGirl5077]

@Paramore520 ...Wow, I had no problem that you said that at all, I mean 99% of my comments are pointless. I naver said that it was pointless either.

[Paramore520]

@CountryGirl5077 Oh. Well I'm sorry I was sort of a bitch. I thought of your comment the wrong way. I'm sorry about that. :c

[CountryGirl5077]

@Paramore520 That's fine. :)

[johnnyostrawb33ry]

@Paramore520 no you dont

[Paramore520]

@johnnyostrawb33ry lol you don't know me. go away.

[MrJokersMadhouse]

@Paramore520 haha me and my friends always sing this when we wait outside school :)

[zslugger95]

this was on my brother's phone...

[KittenDoll218]

15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me oh.....XD damn thats funny

[XPennywisexX]

FUCK!!!!!!

[ToxicVenom562]

i know ima sound stupid but wats the name of this movie?

[0neRing]

@ToxicVenom562  Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[ToxicVenom562]

@0neRing kk thanks bro

[gymqueen123]

jay said fuck 14 times in the first 15 seconds

[armoriendi]

I watch this daily

[pink9136]

Love this movie!! It's so hailarious!! Can't go a day without singing this song..It's the shitt.. haha [ :

[RaiderNic99]

@xboxdragondude Seen it about 22 times now, and now i'm deleting my comment so people like you stopping spamming me about it.

[superSskank]

great film

[KadjiCompany]

Like, Like, Like

Motha motha Like

Motha motha Like Like

Motha Like, motha Like

Douche douche douche

[Jmcinally94]

God HERSELF. See what you did there Kevin Smith

[propahardcore]

that shit was so gay fucking 80s style

[Supernatural051]

das heißt aber Mother und nicht Motha :D!!!

[D2K591]

The Great One is here n i say this is the greatest song ever

[armoriendi]

Best rap evar!