Move Over Billy Mays : Indestructo Bible

[madjimms]

Right as you said " I know im beautiful" an ad came up that said "you look good!" lmfao

[tredub91]

That was the funniest thing i have ever seen. That was awsome!!!

[TheManiacalSatanist6]

I'll bet $10 this dude is mafia.

[techkniffen]

i laughed my balls off

[Dali0Lama]

Tommy man you sound like a talk radio host.

[St0nedAtheist]

lol i got an oxi clean ad as soon as i brought this video up.

[Coltranized]

"...Four Hundred thirty six thousand, nu hundred n' forty four payments of Nineteen Ninety five..."

[TheIrateAtheist]

Can it stop an unbeliever's lies?

and a bullet?

[Armeniacolombia29]

BILLY MAYS HERE

[Drakojan1313]

I want one! D:

[ScrewAttackChina]

i'm getting worried.. no goodbye, no cya later, just MIA. Tommy, u need to let us know you're ok.

[theUgly1inTHEback]

where the fuck are you tommy ?

Did you get wacked?

[ludersatan]

why have you removed so many of your videoes tommy??

[Icky34]

Most likely because of Youtube and their crazy antics.

[homer8777]

"Oxy-clean my ass...."

[zgbrotherhood]

lol

[dkgshizzy]

do you happen to own Tommys pizzeria on 4033 E Tremont Avenue

[rudyblackbird]

That new york accent is pretty bad ass.

[himena15]

The phone ringing was the best part!

[brainychik133]

Wonderful-

AAL told me about this- wonderful wonderful :D

[RichardsBodyGuard]

I liked it! 5* best vid in a month. I know you were skipping a beat every now and then but the delivery was very entertaining. I must a a sadist, coz I lol'd when you burnt your arm.

Played!

[TJae1]

the master of colorful metaphors ~ go rock ~

[Trannsam]

Tommy is way to fucking sexy.

[coolbeens21]

=) yesh

[Cwill19]

Can I buy another my first one broke...

[thecapn22]

I'LL TAKE TEN!

[FraggedMind]

I LOL'd.

[Goodsux]

Rocky Balboah could whoop yo ass!

[MortalTodd]

Sold one before you had time to finish. Grats.

[nozr138]

it should be 3 payments of $6.66.

[ifwere1021]

Only TftB could ever pay tribute to someone by outshining them at their own business :P

Funny video you crazy mother fucker, coming from the ugly kid in the back!

[draagon66]

Two copies. please. Just in case I lose the other one.

[DeemotheAtheist]

that was awesome

[Justinfh2point0]

I hated Billy Mayes. He was always fucking yelling

[cr3mat3rownz]

Me too now he can sell the awesome auger and mighty putty to satan in hell.

[Shaheeda1977]

your starting to act insane and crazy like yokeup. are u huffin>

[slimsmusic]

whats next, the Uncrushable Cross pendant? "Watch as the Gravedigger runs it over! it won't bust!!!!!" lol

[boobmcnutt]

Your goatee > Billy Mays' beard.

[RobHandMusicFilms]

Made me smile! Good stuff Tommy! =]

[ShadetreeMortician]

Great attempt, but you didn't convince me... I still don't want a Bible.

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

2 payments of 19.95 and the free naked mary centerfold ?

[ShadetreeMortician]

You just talked me into it! I never could pass up naked Mary! "Virgin"... yeah, right, not when I knew her! If anybody called her "Virgin Mary" it was purely for irony! ;)

[CosmicPowerz]

Screw you! Billy Mays was great.

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

lol, alot of sleepless nights huh ?

[mixmastaplaya]

Tommy, I'm sorry, you swear to much for those fcc assholes.

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

im going cable

[15kalas15]

For an informercial you were pretty truthful about your product, Tommy.

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

the only way lol

[Xgloomshadow]

lol you actually burned yourself?

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

nah, felt the heat though

[Athhippie]

What happens if I stick a "Darwin Fish" sticker onto the Indestructo Bible? Will it reject it like a kidney?

[quincy451]

What was it 492 payments of $19.95...love that...Tommy goes for a much bigger number.

[thejette61]

This was funny. I have my own indestructo Bible. You almost had me sold though if I had any money.

[Adirondack13]

wish you could burn it

[leorcc]

Mirror image is still on. :D

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

always

[BananaHurricane]

The ending was too perfect

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

For the first time i was happy my wife interupted my video lol

[VirtualHolocaust]

lol "i smell hair"

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

lol, sup bro !!

[CHVNX]

LOL @ 2:00

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

wait for the deluxe edition lol

[Mayokitty7]

Ha! I'll show YOU how to burn a damn Bible.

[Deadpoolsbrain]

Christians don't read.

[orly444]

Indeed, they just have people read for them...

[AmazingJapanesegirl]

how did you come up with this?

Awesome anyway!

[Lanark8]

Its good to see you with the bible. Glad you are reading it. Keep it up! Kind regards to you and yours.

[APOKALYPSE34]

ahahahaha your the man!

[thevillagewanker]

Indestructo Bible may LOOK indestructible, but in fact, its secret weakness is LOGIC AND SENSE TALKING!

Don't tell anyone about it, this looks like a GREAT product!

[dalejr88]

Next time try a gernade

[nekedemus]

Your Bible can not beat scientology. They have engraved Hubbard's nonsense on titanium plates and buried them in a bunker complex deep in a mountain somewhere in the north of new Mexico.

[Brandt761]

Sweet...

[Chuloloc]

Awesome. Way to go, Tommy.

[legendaryfasteddy]

tommy i did realize this why is viewing your vid like lookin into the mirror haha. everything is flipped wording and what not haha. But can it withstand a nuclear holocaust? I live 5 miles from billy may's home town haha ist that crazy? For only 2mil payments of 19.95 you can have pieces off his birthplaces lawn...great vid tommy

[Chriscolefan666]

lol @ you lighting yourself on fire

[Impulse799]

But wait! There's more!

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

there is , stay tuned

[tattooskin72]

well... some men might like it ;)

I'd buy my air to breathe from ya tommy hehe.

seriously, good video.

[iceman555600]

4,382 payments of 19.95! rofl...

[TheAwedCouple]

I'll take six hundred and sixty-six of them!

-"Mo"

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

Packaged and ready to ship lol

[wiseassgamer]

Oh dammit I'm sold, I'll buy 10... :-D

[CalifornyaRIP]

I loved the part where you set yourself on fire. =D

[chiefindomer]

roflmfao, Tommy cracks me up.

[pen12345]

LOL truly epic

[shalylol]

cosa nostra?

[HellDevil75]

I was the one calling. When do I get it, Tommy? If its made out of Platinum and Titanium. I'm sure as hell going to get lots of money when I sell it to someone else.

But first gotta read it. I wanna go to Heaven, ye see?

[happysplodie]

...But burning the bible makes me warm and fuzzy all over...

[ogapadoga]

Tommy Mays !!!

[rockerwere]

LoL...

I MUST GET THAT!!!

Pweeeezzzeee! I'm stupid enough to buy 12! I want to get to heaven.

=D

[abominableangel]

i love the ending that was priceless ...for everything else theres master card lmao

[nishbrown]

Platinum, Titanium, AND Aluminum binding!!!

I gotta have one!!

LMAO!! Hope you didn't burn yourself too bad.

5 stars is NOT enough!!

[KelsoFabulous]

awe =( the hat is back.

[TwilightHighway]

lol, brilliant

[NEZDRED]

OH SHIT, I WANT IT!

[Ilikenuman]

ill take one!

[Anonymous501]

Great Video