Greatest Hits - Colin & Ryan's Banter #1

[serenasgoldcross]

This is why I'm proud to be Canadian. Colin rules♥

[DeadlyMustard]

I can't, and I've been taking therapy!

[stoicfan]

2 thongs don't make a tights xD

[airschut13]

colin is the smartest idiot i know!

[ilovetocomment317]

Michael Jackson - a great head coach.

Dear lord, I love them so much.

[JediMedic89]

@ilovetocomment317 I don't get it. I was sheltered as a child. Please explain.

[captainpoob]

If infomercials were actually like this, then I would actually watch them

[brookeeycookeey]

And if that isnt the truth.... it would be a lie. lol lol

[sarablack10]

These guys were the height of comedy~

[mommyskittles]

If I had people in my life, I'd give it to them... and if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie... Just ask Tina Turnie!!

[gazwtflol]

11 dumbasses

[MistrEgg]

"They will receive it earlier than if they ordered it later." Greatest line ever. I would buy anything if this was used in an infomercial.

[finleyed10]

11 people are sons of beaches

[finleyed10]

11 people are sons of beaches

[ThrashinMoshPit666]

5:04-5:08 watch ryans left shoulder

[mattdub6]

@ThrashinMoshPit666 That was greg in the background itching his head.

[intiago]

Colin! He has so much hair!

[dexdex1560]

I love riding the boose to school!

[RockyNielsen]

240p, we finally meet again.

[test123ok]

"Bertha the dyslexic ehphalent" !! .. colin is genius !!

[0zeroburn]

I like how after a while this skit always interrupted some sort of porn movie...

[EcdsKO1323O]

Haha. I think I got the Pat Boone joke.

[LiveforChrist999]

"And throughout the ages,lifeguards have been sung about in song,and in song because that's the only way you can sing about them." XD

[crspce51]

Did anyone else see a hand brushing Ryan's shoulder at 5:04? :O

[kateofspades]

omg 5:03 i got so confused as to what was coming out of ryan's shoulder

[MrWasian]

LOL Colin "When I was a young boy growing up in the hood" 9:33 epic

[fezkhodor]

GAME ON YOUTUBE Dxp9vHiA

[Yellow4494]

3:20 LOL!

[Yellow4494]

His MJ joke is not funny.

[Rawk4Life]

Allow me to make sense of it. Coach is the section of an airplane that families of small children usually have their children sit in. You can figure out the "head" part for yourself. The joke was targeted at MJ's arrests for child molestation.

[Yellow4494]

@Rawk4Life I got the joke the first time, but thank you anyway. I only said it was not funny because I am a huge MJ fan and I didn't find it funny.

[Bhodiman]

@Rawk4Life I'm not sure that is the joke and looking through the comments I think some other explanations of the joke are wrong. I took it as being a head coach would be coaching junior sports teams and with Michael Jackson's background it would be inappropriate. Dunno, maybe i'm wrong. Good video though, love Colin and Ryan together.

[JamieAiken919]

@Yellow4494 Thank you!!

[TheAdrianfish]

bertha the dyslexic ephelant

[missspedro1]

i would be happy if this commercial interpreted other commercials...:P

[crigney2489]

haha i thought sum1 was tappin ryan on the shoulder at 5:03

[ShiningTsuki]

"Shut your mouth!" Oh Wayne, I love you

[intollegiance45]

i love drew's reaction 2:07 lol

[theletteronyourcoat]

10 people would pay up to $50,000 for one of these CDs.

[TheDanielime]

We'll soon return to "Bertha: the Dislexic Ephelant" LOLOLOLOL

[browner2252]

10 ppl are gay

[nsynca247]

Bertha the dyslexic ephelant

[kubek]

LOL Drew choked on his drink when he heard 'boos' :D

[LiveforChrist999]

10 people paid eighty-nine.

[twodorrah]

5:04 Does anyone see the floating hand caressing Ryan's back?

[adwoods666uk]

@twodorrah That is one of the other guys sat down on his chair. He scratches his head

[TheRezonator]

@twodorrah its whoever is sitting behind Ryan. Often happens if the guest star isnt good at making up jokes to fit into song (like at 6:00)

[greendragon1965]

So was OJ Jamie but that doesn't make it so.It does however prove that if you throw enough cash you can get away with anything.

[JamieAiken919]

@greendragon1965 The only thing it proves is that you are extremely gullible to anything the media force-feeds you. Look up the actual facts about that first case. He didn't pay anyone off, the case never went to trial due to lack of evidence, and a civil suit was settled out of court. And the second case, not guilty on EVERY charge. There was NO evidence in either case to suggest that he ever did any harm to a child.

Look it up, lemming.

[greendragon1965]

@JamieAiken919 lol ok i'll be a lemming and you go on being blind.

[JamieAiken919]

@greendragon1965 Yes, I'm blind because I actually research things instead of listening to what media whores feed out to gain ratings.

You're an idiot.

[JamieAiken919]

I love Ryan and Colin. I love everyone on this show. But jokes about Michael Jackson have never been and will never be funny. He was found innocent. Look up the facts.

[SpottyRaccoon]

@JamieAiken919

[whamfan87]

Check out the Baptists disapproving of the MJ "Head Coach" joke at 2:05

[SpiderXxPirate]

Where oh where is #2???

[piecha23]

2 thongs dont make tight.lolest

[ClassicsWEREandARE]

when Ryan said "Michael Jackson a great singer and a great head coach," did he mean because he has had plastic surgery and his face has changed a lot???

[Kertothemit]

@ClassicsWEREandARE it was a reference to blowing young boys. 

[inlovexanddeath]

3:37 - 3:40 transcribe audio: "greg is going at it and arrives there" LOL

[cynnie055]

So what segment are these clips from? Like i know they have the scenes from a hat and two line vocabulary but what are these clips taken from?

[akaianc]

@cynnie055

They're taken from the game "Greatest Hits". 

[GaNuNu2424]

every song a hit, every hit a smack!!!! SO FUNNY!!!

[4goldennumber]

i would buy any one of those cd's!!!

[ColdInTheStudio]

Michael Jackson-A wonderful singer and a great head coach! *Drew loses it*

[solemnenigma]

hey did anyone else notice that from about 5:00-5:10 ryan seems to have a floating hand on his shoulder?

[SuperPajina]

@solemnenigma it's mostly greg proops because he's one of the very few who don't participate in greatest hits. i noticed that too and had to think about it ha

[chats80]

@solemnenigma: Nice catch...but it isnt a "floating hand"...it's just the hand of whoever is behind Ryan. @ 5:10, u can see the hand on the chair, in the background.

[SammiJbird]

The transcribed subtitles are insane.

[drumbum2]

I'M SO READY FOR THE NEW IMPROV SHOW!!!!!

[AyfoZ94]

anyone else tempted to go watch the songs after every scene on here?

[Magnatheos]

i can't remember the exact quote but colin opens with "we will return you to waldo and the salty monkey in just a moment but...." and everyone loses it, it's awesome.

[themongboy]

Can someone tell me what game it was when Colin did a motorboat? Something like, "I like to stick my head in, and go bbbbbrrrrrrrr!"

[TheShantamGoyal]

@themongboy Scenes from a hat - 'Songs about breasts'.

[Taxmansgirl]

I <3 Colin! :)

[DoktorOoh]

Why, if I had anyone in my life, it would be them.

[reubenw59]

every song a hit, every hit a smack!

[jesterman0488]

They should REALLY REALLY REALLY Bring them back to do some ACTUAL COMERCIALS! THAT WOULD BE EPIC!

[bttrflykiss7701]

Holy shit... I wish I was 1/100 as funny as Colin.

[libanlibanliban]

Ryan: "And you're from Canada and with the exchange rate....'

Colin: 'I'm still an Idiot'

haha

[libanlibanliban]

love this Banter. hahah. Best show ever!

[LBJordan1]

haha i spilt chocolae milk all over my face watching this lmoa

[skullandcrossbonez]

LMFAO Drew almost spits at 2:52

[LBJordan1]

well if i had anyone it would be them lmao

[kmpkid]

"BUT IM AN IDIOT"

[jodesonata]

the great salsa hit "sun of a beach" :DDDDDDD

[parhar77]

WHAT THE FUCK LOOK BEHIND RYAN'S SHOULD BETWEEN 5:00 AND 5:10. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?

[mokadesx]

@parhar77 YEA WTF

[maxman1602]

@parhar77

Someone sitting behind him.

[parhar77]

@maxman1602 haha yeah finally figured that out. looked really weird though

[90sShowsRbetter1379]

@parhar77 Greg is touching his hair

[no1everreallydiez]

TINA TURNY! LMFAO

[Dylanian777]

5:58 Lounge Shit...

[allyhally101]

"You made me giggle."

x) Aww.

[d3nv3rm8n]

Root.....wait, route?...Route!

[Hallinilla9]

This is great without having to listen to the boring songs.

[mabiniss2]

Every song a hit, every hit a smack. HAHAHA

[housedj]

8:38 lol Colin is the best

[SaveTheEarth552]

Anyone else notice Wayne clawing ryan's left shoulder at 5:04 ? :D

[KitsuneBozu1]

Bertha, the dyslexic ephelant.

[TheCatlover192]

11 dislexic ephelents disliked this video

[Delirium3]

"lifeguards have been sung about it song and in...song" lmao

[TheNobodyofNamine]

Every song a hit, and ever hit a smack.

[stephen090909]

best line: "Michael Jackson, a wonderful singer and a great head coach."

[emcp7]

@stephen090909 I don't understand this joke, could you clarify?

[shimazu32]

@emcp7

To give head = oral sex.

Michael Jackson is a great HEAD coach.

And now that the joke is explained, it is not funny.  Damn.

[krazynight19]

@shimazu32 OR his head caught on FIRE double meaning

[godmode888]

@shimazu32 actually i think its b/c at the time there was still that lawsuit of him touching little boys. So it would be funny for him to be a coach

[jangofettmanly]

Bertha dislexic ephalent. XD

[MrCavey666]

"sure like im made of money" this is the best game on whos line man. I think i just pissed my pants awesome.

[hawaiiblowsTEXAN4EVR]

@MrCavey666 scenes from a hat is so much better

[MrCavey666]

@hawaiiblowsTEXAN4EVR yeah its cool, I just love the back and forth with these two on that game, awesome improv.

[hawaiiblowsTEXAN4EVR]

@MrCavey666 yeah. pretty much anything with ryan and colin is going to be hilarious. haha

[prymas58]

Colin is a real sun of a beach

[rounder898]

You need to make a second video of them on greatest hits. I love it

[HokageG]

6:35 - 7:00 best part

[TheGameMontage]

epic win at 7:57 ahahahahahahahhahahaha sooo ffunny

[crbsd3prph3t]

Colin grew up in the hood and Ryan is down with that.

[princess202352]

And if that wasnt the truth it would be a lie :P oh gosh ROFL

[fallenangel1624]

lmao , micheal jackson a great head coatch

[CoIIard10]

:D

"if you order it by midnight, what will they receive?"

"they will receieve it earlier than if they ordered it later"

Gotta miss these guys ;[

[steelreign87]

"And if that isn't a truth, it would be a lie"

[GertyThegGert]

someones groping ryan at 5 mins lmao

[CelloChick14]

HAHA!!!! "Every song a hit, every hit a smack." XD

[Luluheartsu]

for every song a hit, for every hit a slap :D

[cosmicsuperstrong]

i always love watching the other guys in the background cracking up

[PrincessRainbow99]

TINA TURNEY

[Minipolce]

And if that isn't the truth, then it would be a lie...

[houou100]

Greatest Hits is much more funny without the tedious singing.

[illionfamily]

Tina Turney! Hahaha. I love Colin's mistakes.

[MyDeathByChocolate]

Every song a hit, every hit a smack. HAHA.

[Dominique913]

XD the dyslexic ephilant lmao lol

[TheMegankelly09]

06.55 is class

[ReaperP13]

where r the rest it says 1 but there's not even a two please add alll the other ones

[hellforthepress]

Bertha, the dyslexic eppelent.

rofl

[EthanDoyon]

Michael Jackson, a wonderful singer and a great head coach.

[Weslo2]

lol at 5:04 greg in the background moving his arm

for a second it looked like ryan had long hair lol

[bubbles999]

no one makes Drew laugh like Colin! haha

[mativoleu]

Not the focus, but just too funny.

"Those songs are one bad--" "Shut your mouth!" 9:14

[abcbamz17]

good compilation.

[yamina123]

The Banter between Ryan and Colin was somethin I was looking forward to in every Greatest Hits or Infomercial game XD It was just awsome all the time.

You had some of the best moments in this, which made it quite enjoyable to watch ^^

Thanks for sharing =D

On a sidenote: Would you mind telling me the name of the font you used? I've been searching for it quite a while now.

[surferdudette19]

it's that darn coffee.. !

hehaha

[RoadKill1313]

Its not so much the titles that make you laugh, it's Ryan's and Colin's comments. I haven't had a show make me laugh so hard since this one.

[Shadysniper1]

"Bertha the dyslexic ephelant"

HAHAHA! hilarious

[SatanaAngellic666]

@Shadysniper1 Baggy....its Baggy the anorexic elephant...

[poodlegirl4848]

My favorite two people in the world, no one else makes my sides hurt nearly this much! ROTFLOL!

[zednizoral]

"son of a beach" LOL

[ACE0HUNTER]

@marisky1095 It's the same word, just pronounced differently :)

[HokageG]

6:42 this part made me laugh the hardest omg!

[OhTheMetal]

The great Count-Western hit, simply titled... 'ffff'.

[chuggalugga21]

2:03 micheal jackson wonderful singer and a great headcoach LMFAO

[kymmy15r]

" when I was a young boy growing up in the hood, I use to love the music of the streets" LMBO HAHAHAH COLLIN IS HILARIOUS! XD

[Robi2009]

son of a beach :)

[captainMe195]

"shut 'cho mouth!" lol

[jst1998]

Thanks for putting this together. Next to "Narrate" these are my favorite parts of the show.

I hope they bring it back. One of the best TV shows ever. Unrehearsed brilliance!

[soqerqueen200]

songs of the bus or as my canadian friends say a boose XD

[Sanaru92]

6:00 Wayne is like, "I hate you guys." lol

[FLIGHTCOMPANY]

If they hosted the shamwoo commercial, I would buy 10000000000

[KairiSkellington12]

@FLIGHTCOMPANY And that's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!

[AtarahDerek]

I use the two pronunciations or 'route' interchangeably. Comes with living in a state that borders Canada. But I don't say 'zed.'

[blackandgold0726]

"michael jackson, a wonderful singer and a great head coach"

[iluvanimorphs]

haha what is it with ryan and saskatchewan??

doesn't he know it's the best place in the world??

[noedig1000]

@iluvanimorphs he has obviously been there tho lol

[DjDefero]

a great head coach... lol

[ytgurlii]

ya i didnt get tht. as far as i know jackson wasnt related 2 sports nor did he coach a team.

[DjDefero]

"head" coach bro... think about it for a minute

[GKFC]

Probably being sarcastic in that Michael Jackson shouldn't be around children?

[FroobRadio]

That's what I thought, too.

[broski1993]

The great salsa hit, "Sun of a Beach" lmfao!

[OriginalHazeBX]

Get on the boos Colin!

[AvatarYoda]

"And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie."

[Labyrinth103106]

i like watching greg in the backround

[prdfmc]

"As our regular viewers know, I'm a really hip groovy guy."

Random woman: "woo hoo!"

[skeletonfields]

Drew has such an infectious laugh! XD