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  • I know right!.....I live with 4 of them. Fml

  • It's really nice to be treated like a fucking bitch once in a while and if they had less problems with earning such trivial titles of gayness, then i would have had more sex with those who pretend to be super heterosexual. Especially they look at me as if i'm an object or a huge slut or sth they can rape, but their pride makes them only fantasize about my juicy tongue and strong hands when in reality they don't really know the correct temperature of my interior throat. It's just sad.

  • ur not straight and ur like on of THE SEXIEST guys i have ever seen

  • i got hard after watching lol (and not cuz he mentioned dick but cuz i was thinking about how huge his probably is)

  • I once had a straight friend that was soooooo drunk, that I thought that I could have sex with him....He was like the cutest and wanted to hug with me...no sex occurred and no kissing was involved! But the next morning he thought we had sex and things were never the same again.... eehh 'Tomek : call me. We did nothing, you were only drunk!'

  • truer words have never been spoken

  • True

  • I actually like lesbian friends. I am a recovering nice guy, so I can shut up more effectively that annoying part of my brain that says "dude, try to get her" by telling it "no, I have zero chance because she likes women, so stop asking" than with the "she has a boyfriend, so quit bitching".

  • why do i think Brad Pitt isn't hot?

  • The google ad video on the side is amazing. If you get this Rise Against "It Gets Better Foundation" ad, watch it. Magnificent.

  • Lol there both hot ... I mean look at Ricky Martin he's gay but is like the hottest man ever <3 and then we have some1 like Ryan renolds he's straight and extremely hot as well :)

  • Not all hot guys are straight. Just look at Davey Wavey. He's on our side :)

  • If you close your eyes, this guy sounds exactly like sxephil.

  • "you got the baby, you got the boner" that is not a sentence that should exist.

  • Gay or Straight man are hot

  • gay guys are a lot hotter than the straight ones...

  • lol. you have forbidden fruit syndrome. ironic.. being gay and already having tasted the fruit :)

  • I feel exactly the same as you when I see a hot gay guy! No fair!

  • OMG, I LOVE YOU!!! This is how I feel all the time. Why is it that every uber hot guy is as straight as straight gets? It's not fair! >:O

  • This dude is hot he should make a porn dvd for Randy Blue or Jake Cruise

  • @nwlman Jake Cruise....................gros­s.

  • For me being hit on by a gay dude is like being hit on by a girl I'm not attracted to.. Just act polite but don't give them any reason to think you're interested and move on.. No reason it has to be a big deal. It's not like other people don't have this problem... Straight guys hit on lesbos or just women out of our league and strike out all the time.. I guess the only difference some douche redneck straight guy might feel uncomfortable and whoop your ass. Maybe a douche redneck lesbo would too?

  • Oh... my... G--! I'm particularly close with three hot straight men and... *groans* with each of them, we'd be so perfect in a relationship, except for the fact that THEY ARE STRAIGHT!!! Two of them, we even kiss on the lips sometimes (one definitely a lot more than the other). Ugh, why must they torment me so?!?!

    *deep sighs* In other words, I know exactly how you feel.

    *giggles* OXOXO :) :D ;) :P

  • I knew about him a long time ago so when I watch this video I knew exactly what you meant.

  • lmao I love the way roccigoivanniberrini looks too

  • this is soo not true... gay guys are so much hotter... even my girlsfriends think so

  • DUDE, you're like my freaking hero!! Damn I wish I like knew you in real life. haha. don't take that the wrong way though, man... I know exactly what you mean about straight guys, it's ridiculous.

  • haha i know right!

  • I sign the Video Petition because this is 100% TRUE the boys at my high school are freaking all god damn gorgeous studs, and all my straight guys friends are so incredibly sexy, UGH !!!!!!! =(

  • Lmfao so so tru its such a shame, but not all of'em are always georgeous lol

  • lol you are right str8 guys are HOT

  • ok this is soooooooo funny. I got a hard on watching it. And i think all this guy is talking about is social politics. Is there something wrong with me? I think it is the energy projected in this video. Thanks for the funs. : )

  • omg Dan this vid is fuck hilarious but soooo tru!!! why are straights so damnnn hot!

    ?? lol

  • hahahah I'm a staight guy, and this vid just made me pee my pants hahahahahah AWESOME !!!

    (now i understand why i dont have any gay friend ! However i'm always cool with gay guys because i don't have any problem with them !)

  • OMFG I LOVE THIS!!!!

  • You are adorable. You would even pass as straight in my book.

  • Maybe this is why alot of guys say they are "straight acting" (which pisses you off) because alot of guys do look hot til they open their mouth and a purse falls out...

  • omg yes rocci is INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFULL!!!

  • Sad truth, straight guys DO think about gay guys.

    I'm not saying this from personal experience (or am I? :D), but you will notice it when you watch people REALLY closely (the same way straight girls actually identify with lesbians). Weird social science, but the other guy is checking you out, WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.

    You know I'm right.

  • I don't let myself think of straight girls as desirable women. I kind of picture them as animals (a.k.a can't even consider having sex with them) who won't even think twice about rejecting me, so I don't have huge problems. But once in a while when I meet perfect girls, I run away and forget I even met them.

  • Why does this have to be so true?

    Everytime I've found a guy attractive, he always turns out to be straight and with a girlfriend :x

  • Sean Walsh

  • PRETTY FUCKING MUCH D:<

  • 1:00- 1:19 ._. Mexican dude I liked his accent told me he was bi we joked around with it <.< but uh never got to ask him out. :/ I'll wait til graduation then i'll be at 1:20

  • hollly fuck icant take it when my straight guy friends dont text me back because ilove them so much

  • nice xD

    ye... i had sort of a crush on this straight dude for bout tree years now... and it sucks, it really does...

  • @OrthrusTails I've had feelings for a straight dude too since 2008, I can't move on as he comes into my workplace quite often. It's kind of awkward and embarrassing.

  • lol cant say i agree wth you. theres always that one straight guy every gay guy wants but cant have but as a whole im not that interested in the straighties. there are just as many attractive gays as there are straights and a LOT of straights are NOTTTTT attractive lol.

  • First off loved the vid (haters go elsewhere >:l), secondly, OMFG you are so right! The worst thing is when they don't know that they're flirting with you and then when you make a move they get all offended. 

  • I'll have your babies ;)

  • u r totally cute

  • Omg, I totally know what you mean >.< Recently had a really tough convo with one of my mates because everyone was aparently "joking around" saying I fancied him ¬¬ they say this about somone in the group every now and then but cos this time it was true I kinda stumbled over words, now everyone thinks I really do fancey him, and I do... But now I think hes avoiding me since Ive seen him once since and that was a group thing ....

  • @JaytotheAstrong Well after watching this diseased little faggot. I threw up. you faggots are disgusting. All you think about is cock. Gay cock, childrens cocks, straight cock and animal cock. No wonder you're all on a fast track to hell.

  • Forbidden Fruit Syndrome

  • so where are these attractive straight men?

  • What about evil schmexy GAY men eh? You guys moving around all sexy and cute and stuff, god you guys are evil.... eeeeevil!

    And a really hot gay man complaining about any existing good looking straight men, what a nerve!

    I have alot of gay friends, I want to sleep with almost all of them! It's not fair! Why did I have to be born a straight woman? Why?

  • @RalGash I totally get you most of my frends are guys yet half are gay and they are the good looking half exept one he's bi and we do it sometimes and his boyfriend is my friend so he's ok with it and he understands me cuz he is HOT!!!

  • @RalGash No sympathy lol, at least you have the choice of all the heterosexual men, gays are smaller in number in some places and only have a limited group of partners to choose from.

  • @separatesix

    You need to visit T.O, especially on gay pride week. There's lots of gay men to go around. ;)

  • @RalGash Have sex with me tonight babe

  • sooo true!!!! but you're hot tho :)

  • Lmao 100% in agreement with your 'straight theories' . And the sub group of slightly less attractive gay men to choose from? Haha xD

    Loved the vid xD

  • Oh come on! how do you think Women feel when they see a hot gay guy! I love all my gay friends but the hotness is intoxicating

  • Haha, it's so true. The straight guys are so hot, but they don't want us gay guys XD

  • *sign petition* lol fasho!! :D

  • Thats happened to me....SO many times Xo

  • Meh, Rocci is ok I guess...sorry

  • wiat! my buddy and i fgerd this out you only want what you cant have

  • Love and it's true so true

  • omg! my friend teases me all the time!!! i hate it when he does that!!!

  • this is totaly how i feel about stright girls..but i dont get a boner cas im a chick lol

  • You are definately the exception to this hot-straight-guy-issue!!

  • this happens to me like every time, so i can't friends with straight guys cause that will happen. I have one straight guy friend right now but I can barely keep my mind off of them. It's so annoying. And the reason I think is that us gay guys want a manly, agressive, tough, nice, sexy guy. Someone who's masculine. We think like women, we want the straight guy cause they want agressive guys.

  • @LAX7WIRES I know how you feel. and in the gay world thats hard to find unless you want to get into bdsm and that kind of stuff.

  • *Sign* :) This has happened SO many times!

  • i can SO relate to you all the guys i like are straight.... waaaa

  • this piece of crap just shows how scummy and slutty and pathetic and weak gay people CAN be. you have to run from a good looking dude, because you cant stand the temptation? pathetic!

  • Wow, lol... well, my past long-term ex-boyfriends were married for years prior to meeting me. I don't even know why people deny themselves the joy of just being who they are. But, it's probably easier for me to say, being a black man and all. It's not like I could hide that, so I've always had a "get over it, move along" attitude towards anything about me.

  • I aggree straight guys are fucking hot

    *signs petition*

  • dude your hot

  • *signs petition* please pass

  • Where the hell are you finding hot straight boys? Because all the girls think that all the hot guys are gay. SERIOUSLY?! YOU NEED TO TELL US WHERE THEY ARE!

  • BEAST!!!, that's wat i do something sometimes

  • haha your hilarious. love this.

  • lol this is interesting to watch but i always thought that gay men are hotter than straight ones haha.

  • I agree like 100,000,000% . . .

    8-)

  • :-( yes, there are attractive straight boys but it is silly to pine away for something you can never have. You'll learn.

  • here here i sign in rainbows xD

  • Bwahahah, it's about Rocci! So true! <3

  • Rocci is a hot property. I'd like some of that turf.

  • funny stuff! and so true

  • ugh i had a crush on this straight guy that sat in front of me in Health last semester, he was GORGEOUS.

    Brown hair, brown eyes, and Australian accent, and he was an athlete.

    luckily he dropped the cl;ass after a few weeks, so i was too distracted.

  • haha this is so true, went to th Y today and well held the door open for this one guy, amazingly hot and i tried to run away and i didnt work, every where i went he was there. ugh

  • You know whats even more annoying is when you know for a fact that the hottest 'Straight' guy you know is actually gay. But he won't admit it even to himself. And even though hes gay, the girls have more of a chance than you do.....:S

  • HAHAHAHAH PERFECT vid!!!!!

  • oh my god. you have NO idea.

    EVERY one of my guy friends is HOT as fucking HELL.

    it pisses me off sometimes...

  • I undestarnd you D:

  • Your right....

    but dont worry your hot too^^

  • Yeah straight guys are hotter because the gay guys are too perfect and I don't like that and I always fall for them and for lesbians:D

  • Okay I Kno Wat U Mean Now Wit The Straight Curious Gay Its Like STFU Im Right Here Jus Do It Ur Absoutly Right

  • Dude everything you say is sooooo true i feel your pain....but ive gotten alot of my str8 friends heh

  • Oh yeah, I know exactly what you mean - even though I've had sex with loads of straight guys and some of them keep coming back for more and even get curious what it'd be like to do me...But...

    I think there's something worse than wanting a straight guy you can't have.

    Being in love with a bisexual guy.

    Never going to do that again. Ever ever ever.

    First four times was *enough*. :-)

    PS. Can you pretend to be straight so I can seduce you?

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  • I've only seen one straight guy who was hotter than you. needless to say, he was the hottest thing ever. I really shouldn't say 'was' because I have to see him in Calculus EVERY DAY. fml

    but its good to know Im not the only one who has an undying attraction to straight guys.

    him me up sometime, sexy. ;)

  • LMAO!

  • There was this really cute blonde boy in my History of the United States class. Soccer player. Delish. Oh. Yes. Signed.

  • HAHA :D

  • Signed! lol

  • haha nice... I actually feel guilty because I was at this awesome halloween store where these 2 black gay guys work, and I was talking to them because they were cool and I noticed one of them watching me leave because he totally had a thing for me. But he was cool, im not NOT gonna talk to him just because he's gay and Im not! So what do I do in those situations?

  • i would say don't treat the being gay as an issue for starters, as in just do what u normally do. 2nd thing to keep in mind is yer a guy, and their guys, so u know how a guy is gonna act when interested in someone (for the most part) so at that point (if it happens) thats when you state that yer straight, however you have no problem talking with them because u respect their choice, and recognize them as ordinary ppl which is why the whole thing wasn't brought up at first glance.

  • they should respect that back. ^_^

    hope i make some kind of sense

  • I know how you feel. :\ .... I think I'm doomed to like only straight men, because all the gay guys I know down here a dumb as hell. And I've managed to get astronomically large crushes on all of the fine straight guys and the find out that there straight and have girlfriends or fiances. :[

  • SAME!

  • I like this video so much dude you're so fucking sexy. I love what you do. And that's true. Str8 guys are so sexy. I use to crush on them. It's kinda sad because they reveal to be str8 and I'm like oh no!! Another deception.

  • omg as a "semi" straight girl i think Gay guys are the ONLY hot guys pretty much, when ever i like someone they are gay.. it is not fair. sometimes i would like to be a gay guy for like one day just cause ur all so damn hot

  • Substitute straight guys for straight girls and that's the story of my life :(

  • LOL .. yeah I totally get him. I usually only fall for straight men which is so masochistic

  • haha this is like 95% of straight men's fear when they see a gay man walking towards them. "oh no he's going to think i'm hot then go home and whack off!" btw you kind of look like brad pitt

  • lol i dont see whats to fear. it's like...okay...how will someone jacking off to them affect their lives? if anything, they should be flattered O.O

  • me either, I guess were the 5% that realizes this

  • LOL...this is funny

  • i wonder if this flattered rocci...

  • i see a trend:

    Str8 fem: GAYS R HOT

    Gay fem: STR8 FEMS R HOT

    Str8 guy: LEZ R HOT

    Gay guy: STR8 GUYS R HOT

    this sucks lol XD

  • We want what we can't have I guess :P

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  • how big is ur cock hard

  • this video made me so horny!! lol.

    ...however, I don't think tom cruise & brad pitt (well, at least not the brad pitt of today) are the best possible examples of hot straight guys.

    btw, you're cute... ;-)

  • Your videos are very amusing and funny, please keep up your "Bitch Fits" :D

  • LOL this dude is funny

  • This is one of your best vlogs ever!

  • You are hotter than all the straight men out there. I think I know why gay people are so attracted to straight men. I sent my friend a video of Adam Lambert which I find not that attractive since I'm gay and my friend said "why are all gay men hot?" so I began to think and then I got it. Everybody wants what they can't have, it's as simple as that & if you think Brad Pitt is hot, you should get inside my brain and see what I think of you. You're way hotter. Big Big Kisses from your friend Jules.

  • hahhhaha WOW

    I have the same exact problem heheeh

  • I agree w/ u entirely.

  • one of my best friends is straight and really hot and i hate it cause i ant do anything about it all i can do is masterbate

  • uuuuggggg i know just where ur comin from...i hav this friend iv known since like 3rd grade who is just GODLY...he used to look SO gay but hes like addicted with women...damn boobs/vaginas

  • Ha, theres this REALLY good looking guy near my work, he's a mechanic and I can't HELP but look at him. He probably thinks I'm some freak. I've got a thing for people with short hair (like yourself) beards they keep trimmed, and good looking arms and a nice ass! ha!!

    Man I have to agree damn those seriously hot straight people lol!

    Then again, I'm sure it's the same picture about gay men, just for women lol

  • Yeah, I think you covered all the details. Damn ridiculously attractive straight guys....

  • you are completly right

  • WOW you are soooo hot!!!! and yea you are right i have a "str8ght" friend and his always teasing me lol... and i just want to like kilol him but wat ev... wat can we do about it!!! lol

  • dude that guy is fucking HOT.

  • Whahah its like im listen to myself

  • omg that guy the video was for IS SOOOO FUCKING HOT OMG

  • Haha i've known so many cute straight guys, it always ends in tears :-(

  • BTW...that "sorta curious" guy is gay and is just a coward.

  • LOL.....I should just scream at you!

    How do you think we straight girls feel when we see a really hot gay guy?

    Thank God for a hot straight guy!

    :P

  • haha agreed. x ]

  • My straight friends are not that cute, so that's a good thing.

    Great post and true, very true!

  • How freakin true...

  • LOL, It is partially true that some straight guys make me crazy. But i have a straight friend and he is pretty hot, but im not attracted to him at all! It is almost disgusting thinking about being with him.

  • so true

  • HAH! thats the first thing i thought when I SAW ROCCIS VIDS.

  • Ahaha this is awesome just because I was sooo pissed YESTERDAY over a straight guy I know. Too ridiculously hot, and to make matters worse he is one of those overly accepting almost-could-be-gay type of straights which rubs it in even more lol.

    Ooohh funtimes.

  • Lmao :D

  • hahahahaha I love this video. I am totally into this straight guy right now. It just sucks so bad. This video is perfect! thank you

  • 100 percent true! Straight boys are just GODLY!!! It's bad...

  • ... wow lol so out and honest!

  • just askin but... when you masturbate do you moan? 'cause i find a guy moaning really...nut busting.....

  • haha...this is really cute, but i have to say that this tend to be how i think of gay guys lol...amazingly hott and off limits

  • OMG! I am having this problem right now (really who isnt!). My best friend is straight and amazing. I think is curious (restate-I know he is curious) but I also know he would rather be straight...IT SUCKS! :)

  • i have this huge crush and this really hot stright guy and it sucks cause hes like the strightsest person ever and hes the hottest person iv ever seen in my whole life like no joke!

  • This is like...exactly how straight girls feel about gay guys.

  • Hahah Exactly!!! :D

  • So completely true. I spend most of my time at parties having girls interview me about guys because they want to be just a tiny bit closer to the gay sex lol.

  • o man, I'm crushing on a str8 guy now lol it really does suck.......

  • nuh uh gay guys are hotter

  • thanks for number 4 ;)

  • i have no gaydar whatsoever to speak of so more often than not every guy i've had a crush on is straight. well except that one but he was bi

  • True. xD

  • Honestly.. I really hate the whole chasing of straigth guys. Seems like self abuse to me. You know he dont want you but you chase him anyways. And you wonder why people say gays will fuck anyone. I want a guy that likes guys. Why look for something I cant have? Nothing about str8 guys are different than gays. Same bodies, same minds, same, clothes. If you think all gays are sissy then you are just uneducated.