Best of MST3k: Godzilla vs Megalon

[TheKamacuras]

And yet this is still better than the1998 Tristar film.

[TANKTREAD]

This was one of my favorite Gojira movies as a kid, but I still laugh like hell at MST3K's comments. I miss the show so much, wish it would return to TV. 

[ParnormalStudios]

"Bye bye!" "SHUT UP!" Lol.

[nestical916]

"Because the man is a professional, the man is a real class act."

"He's first rate."

[TheTinman1996]

These guys are EVIL!

[gotch09]

Is there a way we can download, upload (or what ever it is you do) an entire episode? God, I miss MST3K.

[MegaTaylor12345]

he's using a tree thats not the Godzilla we know hes fighting dirty lmao 

[Kegetossj2]

u will bow down before me jet Jagger do except me to talk? no jet Jagger i except u to die xD

[SuperDarkserpent]

@vonzigle yeah because we all know how Godzilla is all about the water toys! Lol :) was it really that bad?

[Tareltonlives]

My favorite episode of the season.

[Sangiath]

Wow, exactly 50,000 views now. 8)

[vonzigle]

That dolphin toy the kid was riding was the stupidest water toy I have ever seen! He was pedaling and pedaling and didn't move a millimeter. Spoiled the whole movie for me...

[DangerousD6969]

I love and miss this show

[MrRalskie]

Hey MST3K people... I need help finding an episode. I searched for MST3K and I started watching what I thought was a godzilla movie. But I can't find that specific one and it's driving me nuts. I remember it had 15 parts on youtube... and the beginning of the episode, the professors made a Dog toy uniform. That's all I can remember. If anyone could please help me find that episode and possible ink it? I would... I would!!! say thank you really good.

[KentuckyKid84]

@MrRalskie Episode 213: Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster

[mekkab]

4 people don't like eating sushi from a pail and can't reprogram themselves (in some way) to increase their own size.

[thesatansister]

You reckon? Your japanese eb-san. lol

[WesAtticas]

5:10 *insert overused Dead or Alive song here*

[SpiritOfBagheera]

Rex Dart, Eskimo spy!

[Kirbyoto2098]

"It's a pity we can't kill you and get away with it" "We'll try!"

[NotAnyoneSpecial]

I don't actually LOL alot - but 9:31 was soo epic and unexpected, i burst out laughing uncontrollably xD

[MechaWolf0]

Godzilla: "THIS...IS...SPARTA!"

(drop kicks Megalon)

[Tareltonlives]

@MechaWolf0 Between this, the toga, and the alien invasion, I really do see the resemblance.

[SuperIlluminaughty]

technologically advanced people?

[Verto9999]

So wrong but still funny

"Sayy...oh excuse me"

My favorite is still "you reckon? you're Japanese ipson"

[KillerHelix]

4:18 I'm taunting you...! Taunt.

[TheDarkEyedTrickster]

9:30 That is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[SSJAvinash]

That Godzilla is the Chuck Norris of Godzillas!

[RaptorSnoopy]

@SSJAvinash no...Chuck Norris is godzilla XD



[bohrokthunder]

i love mst3k

[HalfDemonInuyasha]

"You know, I kinda feel like this opening segment is a metaphor for our souls."

"Hey, look! I found some funny powder!"

"Uh, that's mine. Just leave it alone there."

"Diamonds are a girl's best..." *BOOM!!!!!* "...ho-ho, guess not!"

"He's got a tree! He's got a tree! That's not the Godzilla we know, he's fighting dirty!"

[mothrasaurus]

My favorite line: "SHUT UP!!!"

[edstercw]

google video has loads, folks

[SuperOxideDimutase]

"all i can think of is sweaty Japanese guys........in those rubber suits" ROTFL

[Feckinpaddy29]

"You've caught us in the middle of our production of Le Cage Aux Folles."

[ckp011]

A funny line at the beginning with the earthquake at the lake: While the kid is still on the dolphin thing and the whirlpool shows up, Joel says "Don't get sucked into the vortex of hell, Billy!" lol

[tigerroar90]

"why not? i'm high!"

[MoltenGoodness]

i wish this show was still on. Hilarious!!

[MrKhalil9]

goodbye! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

[ThreeCatsScratching]

It's a shame Toho had Best Brains pull this from Vol 10.

[egdeltur666]

@ThreeCatsScratching Don't upload Toho movies...

...or Robert Dunham WILL find you...

[ThreeCatsScratching]

@egdeltur666 who?

[DoubleMiz]

@ThreeCatsScratching - It was, but Shout Factory will have the MST3K Godzilla movies!

[ThreeCatsScratching]

@DoubleMiz Oh really? Where did you here that? If you have link, send it to me

[DoubleMiz]

@ThreeCatsScratching - Oh, it's actually just the Gamera movies,nothing on the Godzilla front (not yet)

[ThreeCatsScratching]

@DoubleMiz I did some searching, apparently Toho Studios won't agree to the license for DVD's

[QwertyitesWipQozn]

Hea-vy

[Verto9999]

"you reckon? you're Japanese Ipsan"

[godlydaddy]

"Is there an ethical question about taking a kid on a dangerous mission?"

"Not THIS kid."

[Kingrob30]

He's got a foreign object! He is a foreign object! LOL

[nicktheghosthost999]

"Hey everybody, Tinkerbell's alive! Everybody clap your hands!"

[ngobleus]

"Roxa!"

"You don't have to put on that red dress!"

[RAAMGENERALx]

jj: do you expect me to talk?

m: no jet jaguar i expect you to die

[subfusion01]

@desmo246 Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, It would want to kiss this small UltraMan, of which he considered to asshole

[subfusion01]

Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, Of gradice godzilla always, desproveídos on Japan due to the landscape the end to not thus go and as well as gooks, like this gooks, so that the food of the cook for me has, these gooks would be kissed, where alive, of gooks in the morning the country, since outer worked for somigliare the transference and gooks in the radioactive one of the 3 with the car of atomic the railroad and the way of the fall there of the piece in addition

[CTHimes]

4 people who watched this video were from Seatopia.

[jigbuilda]

how is it all 3 of them can be driving?

hey is there an ethical question about taking a little kid on a dangerous mission? - not this kid!!

...had enough?!

[GriffithAMPS]

why do all the kids in Godzilla movies have such high pitched annoying voices?

[WINFIELD32750]

@GriffithAMPS it takes so long for asian children to experience puberty, that at eight years old, the boys are basically female

[Fahstudios13579]

im dorf

[PunchSydeiron]

@Fahstudios13579 Who's Dorf?

[rcevey2]

@PunchSydeiron A character created and played by Tim Conway. Was in a series of comedy videos at the time MST3K was on.

[masterpayne4568]

I got this back when it was originally available in the Volume 10 DVD set -- easily one of my favorite Joel episodes.

[sfy2004]

you know its a big fight when Godzilla breaks out the mother of all moves, the Flying Dropkick

[pepsiplunge316]

jet jaguar reminds me of ironman

[godlydaddy]

@pepsiplunge316

I think he looks more like the movie version of the Green Goblin, from the first Spider-Man film. Just a different color scheme.

[PunchSydeiron]

7:23 I have come here to chew sushi and kick butt, and I'm all out of sushi!

[AkamuSlayer]

i saw JET JAGAAARRR

[PunchSydeiron]

Industry! Creating a better world! Our most valuable resource: People! He's a maniac, a maniac, and he's dancing like he's never danced before! He's a steel town boy on a Saturday!

4:13 Japanese Mr. T?

You know what? We're gonna get you some pants!

I like you. I think I'll kill you first!

[SkittleE275]

4:23 lol

[BryonYoungblood]

Crow: He's got a foreign object!!

Servo: He IS a foreign object!

Servo: Oh, I suppose now he's gonna turn into butter... and then they'll eat some pancakes because they are so hungry.

Vryib

[kevinhardy]

lol

[WhatSayestThou]

This is the episode that got me hooked. Could not stop laughing. XD

"Rex Dart; Eskimo spyyyyyyyy" :-))))

[ManNamedCritter]

funny

[HalfDemonInuyasha]

"Hey look! I found some funny powder!"

"Uhh, that's mine, just leave it alone."

[FBS72]

I remember losing my virginity when the first Godzilla vs Gigan movie was on Channel 4 back in 1990.

I actually told her to wait until i saw the fucking monster!!

[clovernoris]

@FBS72 cool story bro

[JayDee284]

@FBS72 sex and godailla you are one lucky man

[tredlow]

Get your face in the frame...

[HothHan]

These Bob Mackie gowns are FABULOUUUS!!!

[ste309w]

who else got the gag about control-line model planes at 5:15?

[theMAG101]

Not only do they picnic with a rocket-propelled tow line, but the dad's a crack shot and the kid effortlessly catches the rope with one hand.

It's like a live-action manga.

[Popcultureguy3000]

@theMAG101 Naw, Action Manga has really in improved in it's use in... logic since the seventies.

[Samigarnett]

Regarding the scene from 9:28 to 9:52

Wrong! This is funny every time!

[sd006]

These clan meetings have really lightened up. Really festive!

[mattsnider1]

"goodbye!!" "SHUT UPPP!!!!!" Lol oh that was good!

[ElderGodBrandon]

i want the full episode

[Dukklord]

@ElderGodBrandon

Its on google videos :D

[BryonYoungblood]

"A drink?" "Yeah." "Yeah, let's do some shooters!" "Hey, is this stuff 32?!" "The Bull!" "A quake!" "No, Quisp!" "Industry! Creating a better world! Our most valuable resource; people!" He's a maniac, a maniac, and he's dancing like he's never danced before! He's a Steel Town boy on a Saturday night!" "What're we gonna do? I reckon they mean to kill us!" "You reckon? Hey, you're Japanese, EB-SAN!" Bryon

[minimoose86]

the slide kick thing that godzilla does, lmao priceless

[TBTabby]

Dangit, Toho, why'd you have to file a copyright claim?

[zerodragon9]

You WILL bow down before me, Jet Jaguar!

[baronvg]

To me, Crow's silhouette always looks like it's facing us, instead of the screen! Haha!

[Aozame]

Can't unsee!

[jrc99us]

Saaaaaaaaaaayyyyy! AHEM! Oh! Excuse me!

ROFL LMAO!!! X-D

[zerodragon9]

these Bob Mackey dolls are FABULOUS!!!

[SpiritDragon0201]

Anyone else notice that weird twangy thing that should belong in an Australian movie?

[SpiritDragon0201]

"Hey everyone, Tinker bells alive!!! Clap your hands everybody!!!" Lmao

[SpiritDragon0201]

"Hey, he's drowning.... neat."

"ROUSAN" ---"you don't have to put on the red dress." LMAO.

"They just created Jennifer Biells."

[SpiritDragon0201]

Annoying ass kid, "Bye Bye!" MST3K crew, " SHUT UUPP!!!" lmao

[Gigaspine7]

"He's got a foreign object!"

"He IS a foreign object."

[jackshaw]

Damn! You beat me to it. Well played!

[bLuDcLoT06]

i would love to see a rifftrax of godzilla vs the sea monster

it is absolutely awful

[Lennier9]

Nice "They Live" reference at 7:23!

[zerodragon9]

what did Crow say at 2:55?

[jeromenealsr]

One Problem though, you caught us in the middle of our production of "La Caux Au Folles"......LMAO

[Corspufo]

"A Tree? That's not like you Godzilla. Why?"

"you're right, it's not the right club for this hole anyway."

[Anynom]

Greatest Godzilla fight ever.

"It's about time, Mr. Mark Spitz, have a nice swim?"

"I like you, I think I'll kill you first!"

[TheColoradoan]

"Baibai!"

"SHUT UUP!!!"

[cloud4527]

"why doesnt he goe straight for the flame?" "because the man is a professional, the man is a real class act" these guys crack me up

[c3section]

R- I found some funny powder.

J- Oh that's mine. Leave it alone.

[bigtoe512]

If someone could upload the whole episode I'll call them a cool person.

[Dukklord]

@bigtoe512 Its on Google Video

[KillerPikmin]

@bigtoe512

The entire thing is on Google Video already. It can't be uploaded to YouTube in full, because it gets blocked.

[currycockblock]

"Hey look, I found some funny powder." "Uhh thats mine just leave it alone there." lol

[Ghlan]

What kind of robot gets dizzy?

[midnightstrings]

HAHAHA! 4:29

[TheSteinmetz342]

he's got a tree he's got a tree thats not the godzilla w know he's fighting dirty lmao.

[zadaa101]

Why couldn't you do the whole episode?

[ZyxthePest]

Why not? I'm high

[zerodragon9]

where was Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy?

[stripedsockscat]

My dad and I watched this a long time ago, and we recently re-watched it. It's so magically amazing.

[Yaridovich23]

What season/episode is this?

[itwontbez]

This is from the second season, show 212. It's available on DVD, although the box set got pulled because of this episode specifically; due to the licensing deal that Rhino (the company that distributed MST3K at the time) made was with a false owner of this title, they were forced to pull Volume 10 off the shelves.

[Freebleeper]

I don't get it, is this movie on the public domain anyways?!

[itwontbez]

That's what Rhino probably thought at the time. In reality, a Japanese film distribution company named Toho has a legitimate right to it, and threatened to sue if the box set wasn't pulled from stores.

[seansiewsarran]

holy fuck..! did godzilla just jump kick a guy... sorry.. i mean he jumped kicked a foreign object..

[zerodragon9]

You WILL bow down before me, Jet Jaguar.

[zerodragon9]

Do you expect me to talk?

[zerodragon9]

No, Jet Jaguar. I expect you to DIE!

[BlasphemousApples]

"I'm here to kick butt and chew sushi... and I'm all out of sushi."

lol, I can't believe they made a Duke Nukem reference.

[hall9111]

Actually it came from the movie "They Live". Duke Nukem stole it.

[armand111]

what did

[gexthegecko]

"Goodbye!"

"SHUT UP!!!"

[pokes404]

I love how they just start laughing at 9:31

It's like it's so ridiculous you can't even make fun of it. You just have to start laughing.

[1noen1]

At 10:08 Jet Jaguar is hangin' free!

[knightclawer]

"Rux-son!!"[sounds like Roxanne]

Joel:You haven't put on the red dress!"

-in ref. to the Police's hit, "Roxanne" LOL

[gcimms535]

He's Got a foreign object!

He IS a foreign object

[RDdaNINJA]

the underground people are like suductive KKK members!!

[DANATANLOVER]

JOEL: Get yer face in the frame, kid...

One of the best letterboxing jokes EVER.

[889654]

"I found some funny powder."

"Oh that's just mine, leave it alone there."

[DANATANLOVER]

These Bob Mackie gowns are FAB-U-LOUSSSS!!!!

Hey, which one of those monsters is playing the Jew's harp?

Wait a minute...what kind of robot gets dizzy...?

[Gojira73rules]

1:51 - 1:56

2:17 - 2:33

4:48 - 4:53

6:51 - 7:02

Love the play-by-play of Godzilla fight against Megalon and Gigan

[Anynom]

Best Godzilla fight EVER "It's about time Mr. Mark Spitz, have a nice swim?"

"He brings the legend that IS Godzilla!"

"I've come here to chew sushi and kick butt and I'm all out of sushi."

"He's got a tree! This isn't the Godzilla we know,, he's fighting dirty!"

[guilmon182]

Roxanne: BYE BYE!!!

MST3K: SHUTUUUPP!!!!!!!