Steen you listen to me right now! If that guy gets passed you i am guna cut your body in half with the edge of a coin ok?! It can be done i saw it on CSI: New York. Not the original one, new york the one that passed. Haha
TIMEOUT!! TIMEOUT!! TIME!! TIME!! TIMEOUT!!! TIMEOUT!! TIMEOUT!!! (like this if you actually watched the part over and over to see how many times he says timeout)
you know what this is this is my cristal ball right here you know what i see in there old lady after the game parking lot shot to the head how bout that.
you know what this is? this is my crystal ball right here. you know what i see in here? old lady, after the game, parking lot, shot to the head" haha amazing.
lololol come on good game good luck have fun!!!! TIME OUT TIME OUT TIME OUT!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING U MOTHER CRAPPERS!!!! ALRIGHT NEW STRATEGY!! LOSE THIS GAME AND I WILL NUDER YOU OK!!!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.. MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS
Coach Hines: " yu know what this is? its my crystal ball and u know what you see in here? old lady, after the game, parking lot, shot to the head" HAHAHAHAHAH!!! XDD
legolas, legolas, legolas, legolas, legolas!
herve068 2 days ago
hail mary full of bullets..lmfao
TheBX420 2 days ago
Steen you listen to me right now! If that guy gets passed you i am guna cut your body in half with the edge of a coin ok?! It can be done i saw it on CSI: New York. Not the original one, new york the one that passed. Haha
Fallen060 4 days ago
ALVICH!! Stay in that zone or your guna disappear so fast you'll be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!
Fallen060 4 days ago
You gotta new name now, Hail Mary full of Bullets
crackingthesky 5 days ago
Lmfaoo
FOXZACHRACING 1 week ago
Ya know, If my school's coach was that cool I might be more inclined to play sports...
BeautifulBrunette520 1 week ago
WHO EVER MISSES MAD TV THUMBS UP!
MegaPackerfan4 1 week ago 3
Legolas legolas legolas legolas
ei8190 1 week ago 2
This whole section, after the game, alphabetical order, mass murder lol silly...
Airbourne231 2 weeks ago
hail mary full of bullets
lreil94 2 weeks ago
sasasasisa sasasasisa!
UltimateAdjw 2 weeks ago
HIS SOUND EFFECTS HAVE ME DEAD RIGHT NOW!!! LMMFAO!!!
mzsxysmrts 3 weeks ago
if you're watching this, you're awesome. Have a nice day :D
RavenCSS 3 weeks ago
I <3 Coach Hines!!!
comedyprincezz 1 month ago
@ jeanismohamed- shut the fuck up and suck my left testicle!
TBS1996 1 month ago
legoles, legoles, legoles
TBS1996 1 month ago
@TBS1996 you are actually retarded.
jeanismohamed 1 month ago
A little compound bow..uh
ThaRealJordano 1 month ago
hail mary full of bullets haahahaha XD
theforgottenarmada 1 month ago
10 people are getting their bodies cut in half with the edge of a coin
46bobmarley 1 month ago
Old Lady: Shut up, you jackass.
Coach Hines: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Old Lady: Blow it out your ass.
TheInuyanma 2 months ago
i love his sound effects
arielleorari 2 months ago
fuckin halarious
davis32able 2 months ago
SUSCAI! SUSCAI! LEGOLAS! LEGOLAS! LEGOLAS! haha omfg
50482eric 2 months ago
mad tv i all ways hillariou the new mad is stupied and not funny
MrSwaganator 2 months ago
new stragedy lose this game and i'll will murder you
30negativebroskis30 2 months ago
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danzinnyman 3 months ago
@danzinnyman one please stop saying like lol and try hulkshare or imesh
Tropmouche4 3 months ago
old lady, parking lot, after the game, shot to the head.
46bobmarley 3 months ago
SASASAHH, LEGALIS, LEGALIS!
450drew2 3 months ago
Funniest thing i have ever seen
thejbog111 3 months ago
sister marry enormous XD
99nathan9 3 months ago
10 people are on coach hines' list
boomshakalaka021 3 months ago
TIMEOUT!! TIMEOUT!! TIME!! TIME!! TIMEOUT!!! TIMEOUT!! TIMEOUT!!! (like this if you actually watched the part over and over to see how many times he says timeout)
boomshakalaka021 3 months ago
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blamagenkind 4 months ago
Stay in that zone, or you're gonna disappear so fast, you'll be dead and buried before the Amber Alert goes out!
nintendo1889x 4 months ago
Thumbs up if your watching this in 38917398271923... :). Now we wait...
neoman121 4 months ago 9
Coach Hines for president.
maxfaxbax 4 months ago 2
But wait... Hines is indestructible.
And he is awesome. BEST EVER!!!
smiddyful 4 months ago
Hines has some serious ISSUES!!! :)
Lanternfan619 4 months ago
Not one black player in basketball game?
SkillsOnPills32 4 months ago
@SkillsOnPills32 2:09
Mac63446 4 months ago
@Mac63446 nevermind haha
SkillsOnPills32 4 months ago
Sikasicisa!
EnygmaHD 5 months ago
what's with him kicking and screaming! lol
HaloAndCoD4Life 5 months ago
Coach Hines won. He leg kicked them and they're ankles were weak
SyrJirk 5 months ago
10 people have no sense of humor and cry themselves to sleep every night
0BluexKoolaid0 5 months ago 3
cut you in half with the edge of a coin
cloudwalkerty 5 months ago
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thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011.. :)
seigalasasin 6 months ago 151
Go a litte midevil
MrChauncey23 6 months ago 2
hahaha i saw it in CSi new york ...i know it
jsha17 6 months ago
coach hines is hilarious
mastergamer208 6 months ago
im going to turn your scrotum into a change purse xD
D4rkSid31 6 months ago
LEGALOS LEGALOS LEGALOS
DangerCook 6 months ago 3
It can be done i saw it on CSI: Miami LMAO!!
iAmMack260 6 months ago
@iAmMack260 he said csi new york
D4rkSid31 6 months ago
@D4rkSid31 yeh but he also says csi miami. N00b
iAmMack260 6 months ago
the optive nerve is in your eyeball:P
caseypietz 6 months ago
Ive watched this same clip like 10 times……still hilarious
damedash101 7 months ago
You're gonna get it in the neck.
dylano7418 7 months ago
You gotta new name now, it's "Hail Mary Full o' Bullets"!
Sassafras1991 7 months ago 3
I wish coach hines was my teacher.
pete1210able 7 months ago
10 people got there bodies cut in half with an edge of a coin.
pete1210able 7 months ago
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Blow it out your ass ! XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
pete1210able 7 months ago
shut up you jackass.
you kiss your mother with that mouth.
blow it out your ass.
you know what this is this is my cristal ball right here you know what i see in there old lady after the game parking lot shot to the head how bout that.
coolblackguy10 7 months ago
i love how the oldlady says "Lets kick his a$s!!!" and then sits back down, let them do all the dirty work.
softballdancer1 7 months ago 13
"Stay inside that zone or you will disappear so fast you'll be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!" funniest line ever.
starwarsfreakgeek 7 months ago 4
Legolas, Legolas, Legolas, Legolas Legolas!!!! ROFL!!!!!!
Cutejagirl1 8 months ago
"Okay you know what stick's and stone's cheif, words will never hurt them" Bahahahahhahaha
cjp5493 8 months ago
"Okay new Strategy, lose this game and i will murder you, okay every single one of ya!!!" LOL!!!
cjp5493 8 months ago
legolas!
christianteen92 8 months ago 2
that speech really got to me, but the rest was frackin hilarious.
all of you, after the game, alphabetical mass murder. lmfao
MrOhiostatefan1 8 months ago 2
10 people never had coach hines, coach at here basketball games
go21995 8 months ago
Hail Mary full of bullets.. lmao
fartmaster99 8 months ago 2
How bout' a compound bow Sa-Si-Sa-Si! Maybe some legolas, legolas
CODLOVER677 8 months ago 2
Tuck that shirt in or i wil guide you through a table saw!
BrentKutcher 8 months ago
"Every single one of you, multiple stab wounds!" LMFAO
TheInuyanma 8 months ago 10
crystal ball after the game parking lot 10 people shot to the head lol
shadoku123 9 months ago 3
9 people are on the list.
TacoBoiiii 9 months ago
this whole section here after the game alphabetical order mass murder LMFAO
killerfist143 9 months ago 34
@killerfist143 looool
citifan09 9 months ago
Logolas! Legolas! Legolas! Legolas!
kevin38039 9 months ago 8
this guy has way to many funny phrases
scuffadoryan 9 months ago 2
I know wat it said considering I just watched it
Bolognazgood 9 months ago
SISTER MARY ENOURMOUS!!! LOL!!!
hockeyforsale 9 months ago 2
U GOT A NEW NAME NOW ITS HAIL MARY FULL OF BULLETS
adubrd1223 9 months ago 11
Stay in that zone, or you're gonna disappear so fast you'll be dead and buried before the Amber Alert goes out!
nintendo1889x 9 months ago
WHAT R U GUYS DOIN OUT THERE U MOTHER GRABBERS
POOPFACE1179 9 months ago
haha theres only 5 basketball players on the team lmao!
753greeneyes 10 months ago
you know what this is? this is my crystal ball right here. you know what i see in here? old lady, after the game, parking lot, shot to the head" haha amazing.
juistise 10 months ago
"That's it, this whole section right here, yeah all of you after the game, alphabetical order, MASS MURDER!"
icecubefan21 10 months ago 3
How about some LEGOLAS! LEGOLAS! LEGOLAS!
BadRat32 10 months ago 4
go grandma
bix411boo 10 months ago
SICKISISISA
CaptnFiretruck 10 months ago
sigashisisa sigashisisa sigashisisa
TheSynisterStryke 10 months ago
2:38 FTW
Fr4ndez 10 months ago
I'm gonna saw your body in half with the edge of a coin
oxenpoxen 11 months ago
i'll guide you through a table saw!lol
Miltn72 11 months ago
You gotta new name now; Hail Mary full of Bullets.
iconindy 11 months ago
@iDeMarco18 thanks bro :P it was still funny either way
ManInTheBoxIV 11 months ago
sigashisisa XD
holyslay 11 months ago
new favorite word shisiza
asianfella101 11 months ago
with my bat
GMSNewbss 11 months ago
9 people's scrotums will be turned into a change purse.
lubemeupbill 11 months ago 3
COACH HINES IS VIOLENT! ( his sounds lmao )
23bulldogg23 1 year ago
Haha 2:50, ya wanna do see do or however it's spelled
ManInTheBoxIV 1 year ago
@ManInTheBoxIV its doe-c-doe :D
iDeMarco18 11 months ago
SE-SY-SAAAHHHH!!!!!!
spo0o0ky 1 year ago 5
lol
darkscionXII 1 year ago
medevial style
Travisl532 1 year ago
SCHIKEH SCHIK SCHIKE AH!!!!
mikeplayer84 1 year ago
get off the court. WHY DONT U GET OFF THE COURT!!!!!
igotstyle666 1 year ago 2
so this is where my friend got SA-SY-SA-SAHHH!!!xD
B2EGuitarRWiZ 1 year ago
YOU are gunna get your scrotum turned into a change purse huh, how bout that?!
A7Xblood 1 year ago
time out in the first second of the first half.. haha
A7Xblood 1 year ago 2
SA-SY-SA-SAAHHHH!
trulybrunette89 1 year ago 96
@trulybrunette89 LFMAOOOOOOOOO!
Alboholic24 4 months ago
Sister MARY E-NORMOUS...
CDeeez94 1 year ago
New Strategy, Lose this game and I will murder you.
kicks92738 1 year ago 5
owned
RobochaoXX 1 year ago
you know what, you know how about this you are going to get your scrotum turned into a change purse how about that
ahausmann0788 1 year ago 2
all these people, this whole section, after the game mass murder. classic
ahausmann0788 1 year ago 3
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sexykatie911 1 year ago
"your name is hail mary full of bullets" XD
Inmate2587 1 year ago
This section over here after the game, alphebetical order, mass murder. LOL
messiawesomeness1 1 year ago 2
how about a crossbow, se sisaaa
tetsusaiga01 1 year ago
anyone else notice that paul is the nun? haha
wecannotlose 1 year ago
i goin to set ALL OF U ON FIRE!!!!!!
ET3RN4LVET3R4N13 1 year ago
will i grow taller if i play basketball regularly ?
TheLeilisa 1 year ago
This shit is hilarious lol
TheDarkHam1995 1 year ago
Tuck that shirt in, or i will guide u through a table saw. LMAO
HARDNADER 1 year ago
hail mary full of bullets....ahahahahahahahahhhaahhahahaha TEARS
ItsBeckhamBitch 1 year ago
haha 1:35 funny
the123abcTIMESUP 1 year ago
Hahahahaha coach Hines is the man!!!!
THECOMPTON71 1 year ago
2:36 SIGA SE SISAAAA
MrCanadianFreestyle 1 year ago 4
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MrCanadianFreestyle 1 year ago
Stay in that zone, or you're gonna be dead so fast that you're gonna be dead and buried before the amber alert even comes out!!
IloveZero13 1 year ago
SAISAI-SASA!
9 People got cross bowed medieval style by Coach Hines!
MissJ1nsu 1 year ago 3
If you wanna increase your height " Helpo Growth Formula "
Just google it. Worked for me....
TheLeilisa 1 year ago
f..f..foul ? What thats accidental Ref... thats acidental !??!?!??
i love how hes moving around when he says that
hahaha
obigity 1 year ago 2
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If you wanna increase your height " Helpo Growth Formula "
Just google it. Worked for me....
TheLeilisa 1 year ago
VOTE UP FOR A COACH HINES MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!
Theshow540 1 year ago 318
@Theshow540 people would die before it was half way threw lol
D4rkSid31 5 months ago
this whole section right here, all you guys, after the game, alphabetical order, mass murder
kuudez 1 year ago
every single one of you...multiple stab wounds
claimga 1 year ago
lol coach hines is the best.i love ill set you on fire.
makeyoumine88 1 year ago
dont u cry yea how abt i pinch ya if u cry i will set your head on fire ROFL
donottrustme1 1 year ago
THIS IS MY CRYSTAL BASKETBALL YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE..... OLD LADY! PARKING LOT! BULLET IN THE HEAD!!!!!!
camaros65 1 year ago
LOLOLOL HOW BOUT SOME LEGOLAS! LEGOLAS! LEGOLAS
thexskating 1 year ago
lololol come on good game good luck have fun!!!! TIME OUT TIME OUT TIME OUT!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING U MOTHER CRAPPERS!!!! ALRIGHT NEW STRATEGY!! LOSE THIS GAME AND I WILL NUDER YOU OK!!!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.. MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS
thexskating 1 year ago
2:42 he sais OpTic Nevre :L
xboxplayer11 1 year ago
hail mary full of bullets lmao
WhatsGoodies 1 year ago
lol hail mary full of bullets
TheInternetBoi 1 year ago 3
i didnt know they showed these kinds of things on csi miami, i jus might start watching that, lol.
Will4everLuvU2 1 year ago
lose this game and i will murder you lol
kelisler2 1 year ago 3
"Clever quote from video to get thumbs up and satisfaction"
laorjlse 1 year ago
How about a crossbow? Mideval! Seh-Si-Sesahh!
chadthegr8 1 year ago
lol in the beggining he was being chill then game start he went 2 his evil side XD
Inmate2587 1 year ago
im gonna start using his threats :D
jplosman55 1 year ago 2
sucisusica sucisusica u wanna docey do??? ahahahha
koharig45441 1 year ago
"Get off the court!"-Ref "Why don't you get off the court!" (KICKS) -Coach Hines LMAO
ElSanti0 1 year ago
LEGOLAS!! LEGOLAS!! LEGOLAS!!
JimTheJames 1 year ago 2
"Shshigashisha!!! How bout that? Shigasashisha!!!"
DisturbedRage1990 1 year ago 3
hail marry full of bullets hahaha
cranedave 1 year ago
hail marry ful of bullets? hahahaaha
filipinofear13 1 year ago
Coach Hines: " yu know what this is? its my crystal ball and u know what you see in here? old lady, after the game, parking lot, shot to the head" HAHAHAHAHAH!!! XDD
kturtle714 1 year ago
I love how he always threatens people and tells them he's gonna set them on fire!
Lrodlord 1 year ago
hail mary full of bullets LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! XDD
kturtle714 1 year ago
The old lady said ass in every sentence she said lol
ZachandJouse 1 year ago
The old grandma is so funny:):):)
goldenbearzz 1 year ago
i love these vids
411PARTYPEOPLE 1 year ago
Why watch 1,000 ways to die when coach hines can give 1,001 right?
coltsfantothemax 1 year ago 4
the game almost beggan...time out time out!!!!!
xxxXergioXxxx 1 year ago
o yeah coach hines "you mother grabbers!!" "shigysica!"
pongolover98 1 year ago
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well couch hines did say "after the game, alphabetical order, mass murder" he just didn't say that he was going to get murdered tho
1122montana 1 year ago
best coach hines ever
bIgMoNeY8358 1 year ago
Coach Hines needs his own tv Show it would out beat most t.v shows!!!!! LOL
jagkeum1212 1 year ago
I'll have you dead and buried before an amber alert is sent out lolz
lexo180 1 year ago
Lose this game and I will murder you! xD
ZeldaKingdomHearts9 1 year ago
hail mary full of bullets...hahaha
nmt84 1 year ago
THANK YOU my christmas wish is fulfilled finally coach hines gets his as kicked
monkfighter123 1 year ago
Sigasasaisa
ifureadthisdie 1 year ago