You are incredibly popular. And pathetic. Suck your dad's chode. Plate of soup?! Are you asking children if your "jokes" are funny? Your routine may be the definition of hell. L'Chaim.
you sick perverted homo..you don't have a chance or prayer of getting laid at your age..your an old wrinkled fart.. what woman is gonna wanna get screwed by you..and even if you did have sex..you'd probably get a heart attack from it..or get a heart attack by just having phone sex.
A guy that makes a name for himself can get laid. Look at Hugh Hefner. He's old & wrinkled. Do you think he'd be a chick magnet if he had a minimum wage job at McDonald's?
Erectile dysfunction is nature's way of impeding Bob Dole from making any more Senators. Googlemail is very effective at filtering out Cialis and Viagra ads, I find. Call 4 more girls already :-)
ya, but there are less offensive places and ways to advertise these things. Maybe make a less obvious situation, something ambiguous that raises curiosity then show a web site you may visit..
You know if I receive anymore emails about the size of my own non existent manhood I just may take legal action. I agree Jackie, these marketing campaigns are off the wall!
I think a large part of it is society's pressure on individuals to live up to impossible archetypes and therefore creating mental and (following) physical complications. For both sexes of course
What was the Clive Barker story where they developed a sex drug that made this guy kill people with his prowess? He was doin' it with walls and and fruit too. Very strange. For what may the future hold?
I had a friend who thought it would be a great idea to take 3 or 4 viagras before he went to work. Can't say he could call any girls, but he had some trouble walking the next day.
Funnier than old men AND erectile dysfunction? Who knows Although the top related video is Cialis -'Keep Up' With Younger Women... They are getting laid more than I am!
You sure do "rise" to the occaision Jackie :) I hate commercials too. Try tivo or a cable DVR. Than you can surf right through all the weirdness. Love you much!
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TheSpongesam 1 month ago
ERECTILE DISFUNCTION!! ERECTILE DISFUNCTIONNNNNNN!!!!!
Tilleyass 5 months ago
the only people that needs viagra are useless pricks.
irishgeal1 11 months ago
very funny
caliopie45 1 year ago
Met him in New Haven, CT once at the Copper Kitchen diner on Chapel St. at lunch time.....
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jeezaz 1 year ago
Does anyone else notice how Jackie looks like Tim Roth?
kwiat77 2 years ago
Call 4 more girls!
MarcusAbad 2 years ago 5
hahah,top jew man.love you jackie!!
chudjackson 2 years ago
well, take viagra before but all they give me is side effects until i tried viswiss which really works for me.
mrsagitarius26 2 years ago
I mean really funny. I especially like the way he rants.
leaves58 3 years ago
This guy is funny.
leaves58 3 years ago 4
Oy Vey.................
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netchemist 3 years ago
You are incredibly popular. And pathetic. Suck your dad's chode. Plate of soup?! Are you asking children if your "jokes" are funny? Your routine may be the definition of hell. L'Chaim.
mchelland 3 years ago
I hope Jackie Mason has some of the genes that permitted prophets in the Old Testament to live to be 425 years old! God bless you and yours, Jackie.
Bunniferlopes1 3 years ago
All men need viagra in this country now-a-days. Anytime they show Hillary Clinton on the television a part of every man dies just a little bit more.
Ken9284 3 years ago 2
Somebody should make a pill called, "Not getting laid dysfunction." I'd pay for that.
*drumroll, clang!*
MishuTaste 3 years ago
I had that. ED! come to find out it was her heart attack. I started dating Mormon chicks from San Angelo.
wiiiilbur 3 years ago
you sick perverted homo..you don't have a chance or prayer of getting laid at your age..your an old wrinkled fart.. what woman is gonna wanna get screwed by you..and even if you did have sex..you'd probably get a heart attack from it..or get a heart attack by just having phone sex.
StarTributenJokes 3 years ago
He's had a long happy marriage, more than you'll ever have, loser!
tapyenreit 3 years ago
A guy that makes a name for himself can get laid. Look at Hugh Hefner. He's old & wrinkled. Do you think he'd be a chick magnet if he had a minimum wage job at McDonald's?
MishuTaste 3 years ago
This issue is a sharp double edged swords. You may not be liking but the other edge can hurt or hurt more.
manwihthat 3 years ago
At least we can. If the liberals get some PC laws you will be wishing we still could with out getting into trouble.
manwihthat 3 years ago
Love ya jackie- just bought tickets for your show next week! couldn't get good enough seats last night! congrats on having the hottest show in nyc
taxdeductible222 3 years ago
If you don't love America's morality, get out of the country! Love it or leave it pal!
ne0aes0pDltdNOTDftd 3 years ago
Mr. Mason, your video is awesome! It was funny, educational, and thanks for sharing your wise common sense.
daguilar7 3 years ago
Erectile dysfunction is nature's way of impeding Bob Dole from making any more Senators. Googlemail is very effective at filtering out Cialis and Viagra ads, I find. Call 4 more girls already :-)
charlessmyth 3 years ago
That's true. lol. Those TV ads during dinner always get to me too.
Lowbudget2 3 years ago
You're right Jackie. There is so much vulgarity in America these days:
Americans dying in a war based on lies-Vulgar
Bush cherry picking data to support war-Vulgar
Bush leaking the name of a CIA agent-Vulgar
Bush handling of hurricane Katrina-Vulgar
Bush reversing carbon emission controls-Vulgar
For once I agree...so much Vulgarity in America!
bottleracket 3 years ago
...You forgot one: and liberal kool aid drinkers
sucking up the BS in the bias Read mainstream media! Here's your homework Junior:
1.Read Clinton's statements about Iraq.
Bush"cherry-picked" his intelligence!
2.Read Valery Plame boasting about being a CIA agent in Vanity Fair a year before the story.
3, Read about Ray Nagin telling Bush he didn't need Federal help on the Saturday before the disaster.
4.Educate yourself on the bullshit about carbon emmisions on the Junk Science website!
tapyenreit 3 years ago
Hey,
I was honestly eating curry when you said that!
snowaterider 3 years ago
TubeComments.(INFO) post 1000's of comments a day Funny as hell!
Daisy9007 3 years ago
Once again.. your right on target. you can't
listen to radio or watch TV with your mother, father or children..
josephdupont 3 years ago
I hope I never suffer from ED
colalover27 3 years ago
I think the funniest thing was when my mom first began using email and learned about ED... she was so confused as to why she was receiving the emails
justthisonce2 3 years ago
Personally these commercials have never bothered me. Television is the only place I learn about anything popular.
2moreforme 3 years ago
ya, but there are less offensive places and ways to advertise these things. Maybe make a less obvious situation, something ambiguous that raises curiosity then show a web site you may visit..
dontfiremenow 3 years ago
You know if I receive anymore emails about the size of my own non existent manhood I just may take legal action. I agree Jackie, these marketing campaigns are off the wall!
whenyouwish22 3 years ago
my lover bought viagra, there now everyone knows. You don't think he will ever read this do you?
HollywoodSharon 3 years ago
...you know to come see you live again. Come on what were you thinking?!?!
onceuponatime990 3 years ago
I think I'm ready... to get to Manhattan
onceuponatime990 3 years ago
SO TRUE!
PayrestAccident2 3 years ago
I think a large part of it is society's pressure on individuals to live up to impossible archetypes and therefore creating mental and (following) physical complications. For both sexes of course
IsitaboutOpera 3 years ago
I don't care what anyone says, that Cialis is amazzazing!
BlastGuitar22 3 years ago
What was the Clive Barker story where they developed a sex drug that made this guy kill people with his prowess? He was doin' it with walls and and fruit too. Very strange. For what may the future hold?
EligibleAction 3 years ago
Stiff resolve, upper lip... Pictures of Bea Arthur naked...
Toofewtoo 3 years ago
How do you approach a doctor when you have that 4+ hour erection problem? What do they do?
48theSear 3 years ago
they make a house call and hit it with a hammer - very precisely, on the "tip"!
Bunniferlopes1 3 years ago
Ahhhhh. Nut and Ball jokes, never enough.
ticketboy8 3 years ago
Loved the show Jackie!
difficulty99 3 years ago
Wouldn't it be nature's way to tell you to slow down? Although everyone needs love...
WerethePerfect 3 years ago
I need four more girls
CANITdot 3 years ago
General Mills is coming out with a new cereal for impotent men.
It's to be called "Nut 'N Raisin Honey"
meli7880 3 years ago
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings."
yeilkdjlo 3 years ago
It's been observed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties
macncheese98 3 years ago
lol
mysticalgroove 3 years ago
I dont know what the big deal is about erectile dysfunction.... I've had it for years! When i am tired i take one or two Viagra, it helps me stay up!
newmanpi1 3 years ago
yes but after 2'oclock in the morning it gets tiring after that!
onemorethingsir 3 years ago
the legendery brazilian soccer player Pele endorces viagra.
now he can keep the ball up with more than his feet.
SillyOclock 3 years ago
I bet it helps his dribbling too!
onemorethingsir 3 years ago
"You're saying to yourself, 'Wow this is some plate of soup.'"
How do you eat soup from a plate?
primolandia2000 3 years ago
MIKMA WAS HERE
mikma 3 years ago
"If it's still working 4 hours later, don't call a doctor...CALL 4 MORE GIRLS!"
Whahahahaha! Comedy gold :D
Eh, never mind the Viagra and Cialis commercials, get those crazy diet and gym products off the air! :D
JudeMaris 3 years ago
I love Jackie Mason....now he's a comedian! Keep on keepin on Jackie. Thanks for the laughs!
RainyTeddy 3 years ago
Wrinkly genitals. Comedy gold. Period.
TeaeetLove 3 years ago
I reminisce about those Bob Dole commercials sometimes
PortJew23 3 years ago
Could you please please please come on tour? I wanna see you live!1!
planesick324 3 years ago
I think I just teared up*
Sergedane 3 years ago
I had a friend who thought it would be a great idea to take 3 or 4 viagras before he went to work. Can't say he could call any girls, but he had some trouble walking the next day.
Poploxer33 3 years ago
I love this guy. You should post that thing he does about prostitutes
rightCDhead 3 years ago
Looks like something my dad should see
placidpass789 3 years ago
Funnier than old men AND erectile dysfunction? Who knows Although the top related video is Cialis -'Keep Up' With Younger Women... They are getting laid more than I am!
WhyWouldWe9 3 years ago
I think that the Green Goblin was the truck. Nonetheless those cialis commercials are just as inane. Right on Jackie!
JetemPolo 3 years ago
That smiling dave guy really creeps me out. Its like the green goblin or the truck from Maximum Overdrive. ugh.
PiouLazze4 3 years ago
Another good one Jackie.
Auggie56 3 years ago
HAHAHAH!
oblivion292 3 years ago
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park.
Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?"
Grandpa looks at him and says "No Johnny, I will not."
"But Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny.
Grandpa replies. "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to."
sakahowdah 3 years ago
JACKIE MASON is the Jewish Uncle I never had. I look forward to your vdieos. You and Lenny Bruce are my favorite comics. God Bless you Jackie!
MNNDroppedBallOn911 3 years ago 3
jackie you are SOOOOO funny
conocoophillips 3 years ago 3
You sure do "rise" to the occaision Jackie :) I hate commercials too. Try tivo or a cable DVR. Than you can surf right through all the weirdness. Love you much!
Will0Wisp 3 years ago 2
jackie is stealing my comedy material....obnoxious commercials!!!!!! thats ok jackie.... u da man...
laughingmyasoff 3 years ago
Keep it up , Jackie! ( yes, pun intended.)
yhshvh10 3 years ago 2
It's been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.
poiu780 3 years ago 2
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now
5taestacion98 3 years ago
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
ertyuik69 3 years ago
Anticipation makes the hard-on longer
flrs80 3 years ago
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
ordinarypeople9876 3 years ago
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time
yuer76 3 years ago
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
qwruop095jghyr 3 years ago
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped
ohbkvmeihn 3 years ago
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
oposola 3 years ago
how about a penile pump implant
uolmb7645 3 years ago
This video is great hahaha made me laugh
oio90l 3 years ago
Rockin comedy
wonderifthespamwill 3 years ago
Great video!!! I gotta see your show!
thesequestionsr 3 years ago
Thanks for continuing to give us the sneak peeks of your show
jewishprincess4 3 years ago
Erectile dysfunction- icky
facingrightnow 3 years ago