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  • ERECTILE DISFUNCTION!! ERECTILE DISFUNCTIONNNNNNN!!!!!

  • the only people that needs viagra are useless pricks.

  • very funny

  • Met him in New Haven, CT once at the Copper Kitchen diner on Chapel St. at lunch time.....

  • Does anyone else notice how Jackie looks like Tim Roth?

  • Call 4 more girls!

  • hahah,top jew man.love you jackie!!

  • well, take viagra before but all they give me is side effects until i tried viswiss which really works for me.

  • I mean really funny. I especially like the way he rants.

  • This guy is funny.

  • Oy Vey.................

  • You are incredibly popular. And pathetic. Suck your dad's chode. Plate of soup?! Are you asking children if your "jokes" are funny? Your routine may be the definition of hell. L'Chaim.

  • I hope Jackie Mason has some of the genes that permitted prophets in the Old Testament to live to be 425 years old! God bless you and yours, Jackie.

  • All men need viagra in this country now-a-days. Anytime they show Hillary Clinton on the television a part of every man dies just a little bit more.

  • Somebody should make a pill called, "Not getting laid dysfunction." I'd pay for that.

    *drumroll, clang!*

  • I had that. ED! come to find out it was her heart attack. I started dating Mormon chicks from San Angelo.

  • you sick perverted homo..you don't have a chance or prayer of getting laid at your age..your an old wrinkled fart.. what woman is gonna wanna get screwed by you..and even if you did have sex..you'd probably get a heart attack from it..or get a heart attack by just having phone sex.

  • He's had a long happy marriage, more than you'll ever have, loser!

  • A guy that makes a name for himself can get laid. Look at Hugh Hefner. He's old & wrinkled. Do you think he'd be a chick magnet if he had a minimum wage job at McDonald's?

  • This issue is a sharp double edged swords. You may not be liking but the other edge can hurt or hurt more.

  • At least we can. If the liberals get some PC laws you will be wishing we still could with out getting into trouble.

  • Love ya jackie- just bought tickets for your show next week! couldn't get good enough seats last night! congrats on having the hottest show in nyc

  • If you don't love America's morality, get out of the country! Love it or leave it pal!

  • Mr. Mason, your video is awesome! It was funny, educational, and thanks for sharing your wise common sense.

  • Erectile dysfunction is nature's way of impeding Bob Dole from making any more Senators. Googlemail is very effective at filtering out Cialis and Viagra ads, I find. Call 4 more girls already :-)

  • That's true. lol. Those TV ads during dinner always get to me too.

  • You're right Jackie. There is so much vulgarity in America these days:

    Americans dying in a war based on lies-Vulgar

    Bush cherry picking data to support war-Vulgar

    Bush leaking the name of a CIA agent-Vulgar

    Bush handling of hurricane Katrina-Vulgar

    Bush reversing carbon emission controls-Vulgar

    For once I agree...so much Vulgarity in America!

  • ...You forgot one: and liberal kool aid drinkers

    sucking up the BS in the bias Read mainstream media! Here's your homework Junior:

    1.Read Clinton's statements about Iraq.

    Bush"cherry-picked" his intelligence!

    2.Read Valery Plame boasting about being a CIA agent in Vanity Fair a year before the story.

    3, Read about Ray Nagin telling Bush he didn't need Federal help on the Saturday before the disaster.

    4.Educate yourself on the bullshit about carbon emmisions on the Junk Science website!

  • Hey,

     I was honestly eating curry when you said that!

  • TubeComments.(INFO) post 1000's of comments a day Funny as hell!

  • Once again.. your right on target. you can't

    listen to radio or watch TV with your mother, father or children..

  • I hope I never suffer from ED

  • I think the funniest thing was when my mom first began using email and learned about ED... she was so confused as to why she was receiving the emails

  • Personally these commercials have never bothered me. Television is the only place I learn about anything popular.

  • ya, but there are less offensive places and ways to advertise these things. Maybe make a less obvious situation, something ambiguous that raises curiosity then show a web site you may visit..

  • You know if I receive anymore emails about the size of my own non existent manhood I just may take legal action.  I agree Jackie, these marketing campaigns are off the wall!

  • my lover bought viagra, there now everyone knows. You don't think he will ever read this do you?

  • ...you know to come see you live again. Come on what were you thinking?!?!

  • I think I'm ready... to get to Manhattan

  • SO TRUE!

  • I think a large part of it is society's pressure on individuals to live up to impossible archetypes and therefore creating mental and (following) physical complications. For both sexes of course

  • I don't care what anyone says, that Cialis is amazzazing!

  • What was the Clive Barker story where they developed a sex drug that made this guy kill people with his prowess? He was doin' it with walls and and fruit too. Very strange. For what may the future hold?

  • Stiff resolve, upper lip... Pictures of Bea Arthur naked...

  • How do you approach a doctor when you have that 4+ hour erection problem? What do they do?

  • they make a house call and hit it with a hammer - very precisely, on the "tip"!

  • Ahhhhh. Nut and Ball jokes, never enough.

  • Loved the show Jackie!

  • Wouldn't it be nature's way to tell you to slow down? Although everyone needs love...

  • I need four more girls

  • General Mills is coming out with a new cereal for impotent men.

    It's to be called "Nut 'N Raisin Honey"

  • Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings."

  • It's been observed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties

  • lol

  • I dont know what the big deal is about erectile dysfunction.... I've had it for years! When i am tired i take one or two Viagra, it helps me stay up!

  • yes but after 2'oclock in the morning it gets tiring after that!

  • the legendery brazilian soccer player Pele endorces viagra.

    now he can keep the ball up with more than his feet.

  • I bet it helps his dribbling too!

  • "You're saying to yourself, 'Wow this is some plate of soup.'"

    How do you eat soup from a plate?

  • MIKMA WAS HERE

  • "If it's still working 4 hours later, don't call a doctor...CALL 4 MORE GIRLS!"

    Whahahahaha! Comedy gold :D

    Eh, never mind the Viagra and Cialis commercials, get those crazy diet and gym products off the air! :D

  • I love Jackie Mason....now he's a comedian! Keep on keepin on Jackie. Thanks for the laughs!

  • Wrinkly genitals. Comedy gold. Period.

  • I reminisce about those Bob Dole commercials sometimes

  • Could you please please please come on tour? I wanna see you live!1!

  • I think I just teared up*

  • I had a friend who thought it would be a great idea to take 3 or 4 viagras before he went to work. Can't say he could call any girls, but he had some trouble walking the next day.

  • I love this guy. You should post that thing he does about prostitutes

  • Looks like something my dad should see

  • Funnier than old men AND erectile dysfunction? Who knows Although the top related video is Cialis -'Keep Up' With Younger Women... They are getting laid more than I am!

  • I think that the Green Goblin was the truck. Nonetheless those cialis commercials are just as inane. Right on Jackie!

  • That smiling dave guy really creeps me out. Its like the green goblin or the truck from Maximum Overdrive. ugh.

  • Another good one Jackie.

  • HAHAHAH!

  • Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park.

    Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?"

    Grandpa looks at him and says "No Johnny, I will not."

    "But Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny.

    Grandpa replies. "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to."

  • JACKIE MASON is the Jewish Uncle I never had. I look forward to your vdieos. You and Lenny Bruce are my favorite comics. God Bless you Jackie!

  • jackie you are SOOOOO funny

  • You sure do "rise" to the occaision Jackie :) I hate commercials too. Try tivo or a cable DVR. Than you can surf right through all the weirdness. Love you much!

  • jackie is stealing my comedy material....obnoxious commercials!!!!!! thats ok jackie.... u da man...

  • Keep it up , Jackie! ( yes, pun intended.)

  • It's been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.

  • I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now

  • An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

  • Anticipation makes the hard-on longer

  • Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

  • If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time

  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

  • Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped

  • Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off

  • how about a penile pump implant

  • This video is great hahaha made me laugh

  • Rockin comedy

  • Great video!!! I gotta see your show!

  • Thanks for continuing to give us the sneak peeks of your show

  • Erectile dysfunction- icky

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