Olive Garden Commercial

[tk7434]

michelle obama

[ucladodgerdog]

Dammit, Jim Rome wins again.

[bukakee1]

Who does this idiot think he is, Rain Man?

[trekkie4life328]

The "Alfredo Guy" is super nice, guys! I just met him at a convention today, and he's the sweetest person! And, like he said to me, he didn't write the script!

[zachfresh]

Ben Begley!

[stereotype17]

Is it just me or is it a bit disturbing how much everyone at the table is moving in the beginning? I mean nobody moves that much while they're sitting down eating.

[SergiosTorrents]

that "you do the math" guy does stand up comedy! look up Ben Begley :D

[TheLaughFactory]

@SergiosTorrents Haha I just made it a video response to this!

[SergiosTorrents]

@TheLaughFactory thats where i saw him from too XD

[trey4439]

nobody go to the olive gardens in clacamas county Oregon because the district manager is a power trip faggot cunt

[stalkingcheese97]

y is alfredo so funny olive garden?? what were u thinking????

[Hetaliafan81]

PASTAAAAAA!

[jbeas]

I just crushed an order of lasagna from the OG and I'm feeling like a new man. I got carryout and had so much fun just going in to pick up my order my I pee'd my pants a little bit. When I bit into the delicious breadstick I felt like I'd swallowed a dozen viagra. AMAZING!

I pray to Mel Gibson every night that Olive Garden opens a theme park.

[Bloodhound3323]

HAHAHAHAHA ALFREDO! OMG I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE.

[javier232]

I've never seen people that happy at olive garden

[romantico11]

No one has that much fun at any restaurant.

[BDUBMW2]

I fucking hate the commercials. Yet i fucking love the food.

[PerfectGlitch]

Fuck you Olive Garden.

AHAHAHAHAHA

[matthewballen]

@JeremyPassarelli Either you have zero sense of humor or your just as lame as the people in this commercial.

[Astraeus216]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[GreatKyubi]

They say there are 7 pastas and 8 sauces, that is 56 combinations......

Maybe yeah are laughing at his lack of 5th grade math skills.

[crazymcfobo]

REAL LIGHTNING

[aroundtheworls]

Holy crap what's with the exorcist chick on the left at :02

Scary

[HoratioAvalon]

@aroundtheworls

I've rewatched this just to see that chick try to break her own neck.

[Bradley8787]

everything's a joke at the Olive Garden.

[Kom3tBrawl]

I DO ALFREDO HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR?

[coheedbeast2113]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAA .............

*Head Explodes*

[AZNGoSu]

U DO MATH. I DO ALFREDO! U JELLY?

[LastTaboo]

Because somebody pointed out this retarded disaster, I will always notice how stupid these commercials are. I instinctively tune out all commercials, but now I'm fucked when Olive Garden comes on.

[jsgamer21986]

Michelle Obama?!

[TyrannisSicSemper]

It's weird how the camera eats that stuff up, but if you were actually sitting at that table and people laughed like lunatics about nothing, it would be awkward and/or terrifying ... for me anyway.

[xpaddyceex]

I don't get it.

[YosLol]

@xpaddyceex He wants to fuck the alfredo.

[ruggeroization]

math suvkds

[05692]

mutha fucking-BEN BEGLEY XD. YUSH!

[dbg10]

you do the math, im doing your wife. HA HA HA HA HA what?

best dinner ever.

[RebornLegacy]

Ben Begley - You do the math I'm doing the Alfredo

[lmbisme33]

i was in too good of a mood had to come here and watch something to piss me off

[nyc87799]

People who eat at Olive Garden must also cruise Carnival. 

[GSPatton89]

Alfredo. Yeah its that hillarious : /

[abridgeduploader]

It's like dining in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!

[IntronDepot1]

Why are the people in American commercials only every white, black or asian? What about other people, do they not go to Olive Garden?

[cieXa]

I'm doin' your mom.

[fantastopotomus]

they must've started with the wine

[princessdaisyXflower]

Those people deserved to get the fake hit out of them and I don't really get the Alfredo joke, does he mean he's doing a guy named Alfredo????

[tyga6661]

Olive garden commercials are funny cause they r so fuckin lame!

[jawber898]

dude wants to do the alfredo! Get a room DUDE!

[10forRP]

Gee what a fun place!

[AwesomeRoboMedia]

Ganja baked into the breadsticks.

[evanw2192]

Whos the basketball player in this?

[FlameOnMyParade]

-I'm doing the ALFREDO (laughter)

-HOLY SHIT, MAN. STOP F*CKING THE PASTA.

-DON'T LOOK AT ME.

Um... we can't air this

[x3marianneee]

DYING OF LAUGHTER! XD

not.

[mastodon4thewin1991]

i kinda want to shoot myself whenever i see these commercials

[The1JAYJAY]

People at the Olive Garden must be stoned because they laugh at the stupidest shit.

[SexAppealCrew]

ewww dis commercial is so fukin cheessy!!!

[underlinedbluetext]

well... I'm glad we're all in agreement here. These commercials fucking suck. But DAMNIT those BREADSTICKS ARE SO FUCKING TASTY.

[brennan8522]

IM DOIN THIS DOUCHEBAG'S WIFE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ugh shut the fuck up, olive garden

[KrazzzyKyle]

yeah i give 110% effort every time so of course i do my best to give great service. i box their food up in to go boxes at the end of the meal every single time. and our soups are good, yes, but our pastas are so fake and processed that just about every single thing on the menu except for the venetian apricot chicken is over 1000 calories with god knows how much sodium. carrabbas or zios has real italian food for the right price. not OG. place makes me want to barf

[Shadowfox0]

that is a straight smarmy mofo

[hhhyr55l]

The Olive Garden. When your here, your probably fat, obnoxious, cafeteria-loving-scum with no clue as to what real food tastes like!

I bet if you take the average OG-lover to an authentic Italian restaurant, they wouldn't like it as much.

I hate when people try to defend the Olive Garden by saying "But they give you free salad and breadsticks!" What fucking morons!

[KrazzzyKyle]

@hhhyr55l yeah the breadsticks are complimentary with the entree but people cant get it through their thick fucking skulls that "complimentary with the entree" does not mean FREE. that's why every single table i get is fucking ghetto ass poor who are looking for a handout. the food sucks anyway. tastes like frozen shit at the grocery store you heat up in the microwave

[poppydood]

I bet they "do" those sauces real good

[mustymuf]

I havent worked at olive garden in almost a year and these commercials still make me sick

[harrypmgs]

guys the second guy who talks is Ben Begley, a comedian and I find that hilarious

[S0ccer5294]

Lmao. i Hate the people in this commercial so much... lol.. you do the math ill do the alfredo. stfu.

[GG100FDZ]

lol these commercials are so cheesy

[f56789123]

I want to shoot all of these cocksuckers in the face, burn their bodies, put their ashes into a blender with some smoothie mix, drink it, shit it out, and throw that shit at an Olive Garden

[81herekittykitty]

I work at OG and NO ONE really acts like that there. It's mostly pissed off parents with a million kids trying to be a cheap as possible ha ha!

[KrazzzyKyle]

@81herekittykitty yeah i work there too and you're absolutely right. it's rare that you find civilized people that go in there these days. and they run your ass to death and leave you 2 bucks. yeah...thats the real OG

[Airking11]

@KrazzzyKyle I leave a 60 dollar tip every time ( no suck up intended)

[KrazzzyKyle]

@Airking11 then you're a very good man...almost too good lol

[Airking11]

@KrazzzyKyle y is it everytime I watch a video on a good restaurant everyone is just bashing it? Olive garden has the best service and quality food for a restaurant so far as I seen, soup as a appetizer rocks lol

[afterray]

"when you're here, you're family". who are these IT-alians thinking they are fooling with that crap.

REALITY: you are business! (far from a "family")

[grgemclr1992]

I wonder what lame joke they were all laughing at before that math whiz jumped in and sounded retarded

[scheffboyrd]

I physically hurt myself after watching this.

[Writtenjustice]

@scheffboyrd I physically hurt myself BY watching this.

[DarkHumorist]

they should have had him so that, and had no one laugh and he would just look around embaressed

[Tsuzyoko]

Those people obviously are very boring people and do not have a good sense of humor.

[hamguin47]

I think the "I'm doing the alfredo" guy might be Kyle Cease

[kelly2charmin]

@hamguin47 No his name is Ben Bagley. I know this because I beat him up in the parking lot after the show he did at The Laugh Factory

[MCBakano]

@kelly2charmin hahaha multiple orgasms? lol

[grgemclr1992]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS LAUGHING! lol just kdding, olive garden commercials suck ass

[DoublezTV]

Michelle Obama at 0:05.

[estlgurl06]

@DoublezTV LOL, she DOES look like Michelle Obama!!

[zap12346]

so effin corny nd gay

[GioTeeVee]

Ben Bagley - You Do The Math, I'm Doing The Alfredo.

What a bitch....

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[TreesOfBaylor]

You do the math, I'm fucking the alfredo with my dick.

[brancool88]

@TreesOfBaylor that explains the white sauce

[TacoBananaMode]

@TreesOfBaylor Hahahahahaha that was too funny man

[DarkHumorist]

These commercials are so AWFUL they are made of win on accident

[glitchfan]

Are you fucking kidding me? This commercial is dog shit.

[mrkas1995]

there so fucking corny and retarded its killing me

[SuperDuperSentinel]

OMG 42 different sauce and pasta combinations!!!!1!!

[glitchfan]

Wow.....you're sitting there doing math at a the fucking table at Olive Garden. Just shows how fuckin shitty the food is that a guy would choose to do math over picking what to eat.

[lildwayne21]

@glitchfan Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa

[DedmonStudios]

my dad wrote the horn parts

[jibninja5000]

Their commercials are painfully straightforward.

[spongedinosaurs]

@jibninja5000 lol

[dogsloveacting]

Wow, this is the weirdest commercial I've herd in my life...I'm slow at getting jokes but I'm pretty sure this one did not make any sense...Yeah still not getting it....lol

[wackydude3333]

Now we know where the white stuff in Alfredo comes from.

[HaveFaithInU]

the bald-headed black dude nevergot to say a word....damn!!!!!!!!

[magicidiot12345]

Unless he means he's having gay sex with a guy named alfredo I don't get it. Can someone explain?

[Ksjunn2o9b]

hahaha matt78nyc..so funny. lol

[HersheyBear87]

this is so freaking lame, but delightfully lame :)

[JustinTW995]

0:05 is that michelle obama??? lol

[Attila709]

I would have to be really stoned to laugh at that dumb joke

[Zott820]

All the food flies down from the sky!

[matt78nyc]

You do the math, I'm doing the 15 year old cheerleader who babysits our kids. I'm such a crippling fraud in denial of how pointless my life is that I'm living out my adolescent sexual fantasies by actually fucking an adolescent. But when I'm out with our clone friends who are equally as insincere and self loathing AND I've taken the myriad of psychiatric drugs that keep my inner rage placated, I just throw out mind numbing one liners and I'm the funniest guy at the table. Everyone thinks so

[joemcb10]

The Never Ending Pasta Bowl! Only $8.95 so you don't have to tip your server! Come to the Olive Garden and get twice your daily recommended serving of calories and sodium! When you're here, you're family! (and fat)

[Supertron5000]

No. When you sit around all day every day not getting any exercise (likely watching Dr. Phil or maybe Jerry Springer) you're fat, not just because you ate at the Olive Garden

What is it with these health nut Richard Simmons types? They put all the blame on food places and none of the blame on fat people for not keeping in shape.

[GMRDUI]

doin' the alfredo ;3

[jdhpg8]

that's weird, when i order my food or say "I'm getting the chicken" no one ever laughs...

[Dannyx33444]

haha those adds are so corny!

[Saraishollywood]

Haha, why would any of those people still be sitting there after the guy got all worked up about the math he did about their dinner? I'd probably get up and leave. No wonder he's the only guy at the table without a date haha.

[switzerlicious]

Last weekend I went to OG with my family. For dessert we ordered the doughnuts (that's what the waiter called 'em). As the waiter tried to figure out how many each one of us at the table would get I blurted out, "You do the math, I'm doing the doughnuts!" But everyone was talking over me so only me and my wife laughed. But she didn't even laugh, she just rolled her eyes. I laughed though.

[beckyseo]

HAHAHA! i would've laughed.

[joemcb10]

That's fuckin awesome!!1

[OonaCanute]

I'M DOIN' THE ALFREDO HUR HUR HUR

[ajraven52]

The foods is good, don't get me wrong. They just need to stop with the stupid commercials. Seriously, does the people have conversations like this in a restaurant? If they do then they need to be shot.

[kragoraaahh]

These commercials make me want to chuck babies out windows, and club every baby seal in existince.

[ninetygnyc]

lol

[GabJero]

i work at OG (line cook) but this ad fucking sucks

[bigfriggennasty]

I want to shove a stake down this voiceover guy's throat. He sounds way to gay and happy. He seriously needs a good ass kicking.

[ajraven52]

you read my mind. Hope he dies with a dick in his mouth, that way i know that someone shut his mouth.

[TheRealGreenshell1]

Fuck alfredo.

[zebub1]

this makes me want to kill people

[momoandmiz]

HAHAHAHA

OH WOW

[gfscarface13]

When both guys went to the restroom during their meal.

Fag1 Why did you say that for? trying to make me look bad?

Fag2 Relax bro, just a joke.

Fag1 Oh yeah, want me to tell them when you Fucked a Hooker & later u found out it wasn't a Bitch. It was a Nigger with white make up & a wig on.

Fag2 Dude, you wouldn't

Fag1 I would

Both Fags fight until Fag1 kills & cuts off Fag2 balls off and gives them to the Chef for Meatballs.

Chef Thanks, we ran out

Fag Flees the country to live in Mexico

[manco82]

Only Fat fucks order the "never ending pasta bowl".

[hammer3122]

That guy has such a punchable face.

[TreesOfBaylor]

Pasta = Infinity...

[thetracyawards]

This ad has been nominated for the Tracy Awards.

[JonasBros999]

Haha soooo funny I bet the producers of this commercial would really think people are gonna roll on the floor laughing

[OptionalLoser]

These people need to be punched in the mouth.

[wowboy185]

"hahaha...and while your doing the alfredo, I'm doing your wife!"

*awkward silence*

[Mahmood42978]

that slays

[doublethumpbass89]

the comments make me laugh more than the commercial...what a douchebag

[sk8in4god]

the newest one is the worst.

"is donna still in the picture?"

"maybe"

"is it getting serious?"

"this is seriously good."

wtf.

[RaineSageFan]

hahahaha i get it

[Nate35819]

What a douche

[ohohashley]

I want to punch that guy in the face.

[triofanforlife]

Does any real human being find this commercial funny?

[redfoxbennaton]

GAY.

[MJforever79]

Olive Garden commercials ruin my day.

[XAMEEGAM]

hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahq­ahahaha this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen hahahahahah

[MeLuvMeUvees07]

HAHAHAHAHAHOMG THATS SO FUNNY! why are they cracking up at that. It wasnt even funny.

[bergenz7]

this is probably one of the funniest videos ive ever seen. that guy deserves a medal.

[indianabry]

olive garden has the lamest commercials

[Irover18]

douchebag 1: OMG GUIZ U GUIZ THERE R 42 PASTA COMBINATIONS!!! :O

douchebag 2: WHILE U DO THE MATH, IM DOING THE ALFRADO!

everyone: OLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLL XD

[malletman88]

Not gonna lie, I only watch this video so I can read this comment. ; )

[CorporalDogmeat]

@Irover18 Yeah, pretty much.

[kooleokyle]

@Irover18 lol duchebag 2 is a stand up comedian

[sirsnafflepuss]

Fuck Olive Garden.

[ccg1171]

Olive Garden is a fuckin ripoff, everytime I go there the prices are higher & higher, WHY?????

[CaptainOats74]

I love Olive Garden but never ending pasta doesn't sound appetizing.

[megalaffs]

the woman in the background at 0:05 looks like Michelle Obama

[fatefallingtome]

he is gonna DO the alfredo??? thats not wierd......... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[andr0zz]

What does he mean that hes doing the alfredo? hahahaha

[martinfim]

Maybe he just means hes gonna do Alfredo.

[TwoKidsInFlorida]

I cant stop hating that guy and the olive garden. They will pay.

[Lethaone]

Holy fuck 42 different pasta combinations?! HES DOING THE ALFREDO!

Are you serious? Get the fuck out of here.

[Kenbok6993]

Oh god people like this do not actually exist.

[TwoKidsInFlorida]

I can't believe his other friends thought it was funny. I would have told him to fucking leave. I'm gonna make a video about this guy.

[dsouled]

These commercials are so retarded that it makes me want to shoot myself. or atleast never eat at olive garden again.

[robkmf]

he humiliated that guy

[Ajax6001]

this commercial never ceases to make me say, "What a douche...".

[TwoKidsInFlorida]

That guy is rude. He should be punched