bwahahahahaha!!!! I adore Star Trek and I've been like watching the movies and the series ever since I was five and I love this parody cuz it's true, you always cynically wonder how Kirk manages everything around^^ But you disappointed me: wherever IS Spock???? (him being my fav character, I'd have absolutely loved to see how you'd have parodied him ;D)
@manyi881 Yes, the enemy asked the question how do they keep thier ship running and having a gay engineer walk in was the answer without them actually having to answer. Also on the original star trek George Takei played an asian bridge officer, and now he is an outspoken gay rights activist.
The gay asian at the end was a shoutout to Takei's character.
@DieDreiSpacken Well you know, a large percentage of American girls are of German decent or a mix of German and something else. I've seen your German movies...you've got your fair share!
It's so true, none of their uniforms are appropriate for an advanced level of human society XD Blue-y just said everything I think when they introduce a new woman in TOS!
haha all this time of watching key of awesome vids and me just a find this. haha mad funny...... how do u even keep it running? hey boys i fixed warp core and trhe engine room is looking fabulous. Bitch hahahah
Hello Star Trek fans. I need an answer to a Star Trek related question. Can somebody tell me how long it would take for the Enterprise to travel 4000 light years from Earth and back at maximum warp? Thanks.
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was captured on film. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is currently parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything...I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains the peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "Sam Zurick" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON
THE NEAREST FRIDAY POSSIBLE BY THE LOVE OFF YOUR LIFE. TOMMAROW
WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS
COMMENT TO THREE DIFFERENT VIDEOS YOU
WILL DIE IN TWO DAYS.
NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY.
PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND THE NAME OF YOUR LOVER WILL SHOW UP ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. IT IS REALLY SCARY
@WafflezDay Eh, need to be less obvious to troll properly, but a better attempt then your prior troll which was actually something many might actually say.
@WhiteTiger225 How am I trolling? Since when was it wrong to just be a guy and like hot chicks? That's not trolling.. lol. If you don't like it, well then i'm sorry.
oh andrea...
m0h1tD33pak 14 hours ago
thats a good impression of scotty mark lol !!!!
bunnyt418 1 day ago
took me three years to see this but WHEW, better late than never! lol....the KOA girls are the best looking girls on youtube period!
BMI07 2 days ago
press 2 over and over again.
Emberfrost7 2 days ago
is that boner guy THE SAME GUY FROM V SAUCE??? he looks so different.
RedDragonNinja17 3 days ago
Lauren looks soooo Awesome...that has to be totally illegal :P
VmetzDigital 3 days ago
bwahahahahaha!!!! I adore Star Trek and I've been like watching the movies and the series ever since I was five and I love this parody cuz it's true, you always cynically wonder how Kirk manages everything around^^ But you disappointed me: wherever IS Spock???? (him being my fav character, I'd have absolutely loved to see how you'd have parodied him ;D)
kittykat14517 3 days ago
he just called her a bitch when she looks like a whore it makes no sense
epicjugernaut 4 days ago 2
@epicjugernaut If you're a female and have had any gay friends, you would completely understand that.
HiddenPoet13 4 days ago
those bithches be hot!!
cardowan1 4 days ago
Takei! I knew it!
IForgetYourName 4 days ago
reminds me of a porn i saw called Sex Trek
Melensko 4 days ago
...... bitch
Thegangsterzboyy98 4 days ago
We love LAUREN!!!
gandalf587 4 days ago
Is that Asian guy gay
manyi881 1 week ago
@manyi881 Yes, the enemy asked the question how do they keep thier ship running and having a gay engineer walk in was the answer without them actually having to answer. Also on the original star trek George Takei played an asian bridge officer, and now he is an outspoken gay rights activist.
The gay asian at the end was a shoutout to Takei's character.
mynameismatt2010 1 week ago
@manyi881 Have you seen star trek? Or ever heard of George Takei?
marshagreen 4 days ago
@marshagreen no. My son who wrote this comment is only 9.
manyi881 3 days ago
zomg I LOVE lauren's outfit it's BONERIFIC!!
ntabiblaze 1 week ago
2:44 lmao!!!!!
JeanAG55 1 week ago
Hahaha bitch! At the end tht was so funny
kayleegirl1967 1 week ago
press 9 jap jap jap jap
LEGOLv 2 weeks ago
lol
iRouRoui 2 weeks ago
press 6 and 9 after eachother and look at his face
xmrheadshotsx 2 weeks ago
0:54
Doomsls 2 weeks ago
bitch!
RustyWingGaming 2 weeks ago
is that gay guy at the end Mike Relm?
simpson09048 2 weeks ago
@simpson09048 na :/
Karankatau 2 weeks ago
Proof that gays in the military are a good thing.
Ilovevidgames123 2 weeks ago 6
ha
123frosters 2 weeks ago
I was watching Sephiroth's One Winged Angel theme....and then for some odd reason my dick brought me here...Dammit dick I'm in control not you.
azncloud777 2 weeks ago
his first officer isn't the only one masturbating, HOLY HOTTIES
wogfun 2 weeks ago
0:56 panties O.o
Spionsilver 2 weeks ago
OMG that guy...is the guy from VSAUCE!!!!!
Noogabar 3 weeks ago
Why are American girls so much hotter then our girls? (germany)
DieDreiSpacken 3 weeks ago 4
@DieDreiSpacken Well you know, a large percentage of American girls are of German decent or a mix of German and something else. I've seen your German movies...you've got your fair share!
pdxtom 3 weeks ago
@pdxtom I get your point. But you have to admit you have girls nobody can reach.
DieDreiSpacken 3 weeks ago
Hit 3 sit back and enjoy...
Kylar43 3 weeks ago
Michael was so thin before?! :O
pandui 3 weeks ago
this video made star trek better than star wars....
XnoDomainX 3 weeks ago
i miss rusty and Andrea,
PLEASE BRING THEM BACK.
danieo1210 3 weeks ago
i dont get why the sexy woman is always played by lauran
awesomeaeryn123 3 weeks ago
@awesomeaeryn123 because she is sexy and so is amber XD
LexiAnnTweedy 3 weeks ago
lolololololollolololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololloloollololololololololololololololoollololololololololololololololololololololoolollololoollololololololoolloollolololololoolololololololololoolollolololololololololollolololol
shadowstepx09 3 weeks ago
1:22 his facial expression change xD
torca1950ancola 3 weeks ago 28
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torca1950ancola 3 weeks ago
sulu is such a boss
lavafeet 4 weeks ago
0:54 I see nippelz ;D
RZanitY 4 weeks ago
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hellsing3273 4 weeks ago
Very Nicely done!!
JJCherryProductions 4 weeks ago
0:53 mmm
Dreadnaught1985 4 weeks ago 2
It's so true, none of their uniforms are appropriate for an advanced level of human society XD Blue-y just said everything I think when they introduce a new woman in TOS!
ShoppingTrekkingLife 1 month ago
This was the first barely political video i ever saw.....i was hooked
TheNortherner55 1 month ago 29
GOD DAM THEY ARE SO FINE.
laxdnumber3 1 month ago
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kmp3000 as a hardcore trekkie I can tell you that the answer is WHO GIVES A SHIT!
acmenoveltyshoppe 1 month ago
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acmenoveltyshoppe 1 month ago
Warp Cores looking fabulous.....Bitch...fucking halarious
skeletor22 1 month ago
YES. GENIUS xD
HugzTiem 1 month ago
It's funny cause he's gay!
dwh56595 1 month ago
haha all this time of watching key of awesome vids and me just a find this. haha mad funny...... how do u even keep it running? hey boys i fixed warp core and trhe engine room is looking fabulous. Bitch hahahah
CrazySexyCoolmeisha 1 month ago
Hello Star Trek fans. I need an answer to a Star Trek related question. Can somebody tell me how long it would take for the Enterprise to travel 4000 light years from Earth and back at maximum warp? Thanks.
kmp3000 1 month ago
...bitch.
roflmfao
darkmetakirby34 1 month ago
he looks like one of those blue dicks that beat the drums
Laceysgirl123456 1 month ago
@1:26 Hoochie Mama ... WOW !!! LOL
ZackoFF96 1 month ago
a gay guy is how they keep it running (no offence guy guys)
creeper569 1 month ago
@creeper569 guy guys XD
dj47506 1 month ago
@dj47506 sorry meant gay guys
creeper569 1 month ago
Gimme one more. Ok. She wants so hop on my spock.
bnixisbest 1 month ago
LOL MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!
celiamcclure 1 month ago
hahah so many great ideas and they are um, ENFORCED nicely too ^^
blankprobe 1 month ago
Really. Best of the spoofs I've seen lol!!!
Thorndac 1 month ago
LOL LOL LOL BITCH BITCH LAIGHING SO HARD
thousandsunny627 1 month ago
"Uh... right this instant, sir... ?"
"No tomorrow."
In the future, sarcasm is the ultimate insult.
Uaxis 1 month ago
Haha Sulu is the shit in this. "bitch"
ScreaminGreenMachine 1 month ago
@ScreaminGreenMachine He's a multitasker. 0.o
Uaxis 1 month ago
1:57 it pretty much sounds the same when im doin it with y GF.
iloveheaters 1 month ago
naught nun @ 2:10 !!!!!!!!!!!1
117411Amanda 1 month ago
LOL good!
HeatherRuthDiane 1 month ago
awsome
eurico40 1 month ago
Not mr sulu!!!! :-( oh well still funny! Kinda makes sense thought.
kgirlonfire 1 month ago
I keep my boners in check.. All 3 of them XD
blackneko1530 1 month ago
Thumbs Up If You Goota B0n3er
Fingerbangpeace101 1 month ago
he said 'its gonna take an hour to get the warped tour back online' lol
DipierroProductions 1 month ago
Holy fuck. Mr. Boner is Michael, I can never get that image out of my head...
ShadowGladiator21 1 month ago
Is that Robin??? (the obviously gay guy)
TheGreengreen777 1 month ago
that chinese guy is gay!
syediman11 1 month ago
@syediman11
yeah the actor is gay not the character
privatecaboose250 1 month ago
funy
jeremyallenify 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
That's pretty acurate...if you want something done right, get a gay man to do it :)
6692heidi 1 month ago
The body double for the girl in blue is hot. 0:53
a1b2c3hhhggg 1 month ago
I wish there was a love button
peckerhead4u69 1 month ago
Fap, fap, fap, DANGIT I SPLOOGED WHEN THE GAY GUY CAME OUT
roflcopterdustin 1 month ago
that girl in blue dress going through the elevator is awesome
gauthamthegreat1997 1 month ago
Hilarious
MrOSAMAN1000 1 month ago
@DukeNukemFI yeah that's Michael.
laughlife210 1 month ago
Rusty!
MsStargazer23 1 month ago
I love Star Trek and this was SO FUNNY
dancinginthedark01 2 months ago
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Best one of KoA for me. star trek motive + dat asses... + ,,,you know... "The engine room is looking fabulous...bitch."
By all means and on any planet i say : Yes !!
plekobius 2 months ago
is that michael from vsauce????
DukeNukemFl 2 months ago
Oh my god, can't stop laughing xD
whohie 2 months ago
is that OBAMA GIRL???
TheTallnative1 2 months ago
lauren and amber are SO HOT
OneCrazyFinnGamer 2 months ago
LMAO AT 1:08 THERE BOTTLE CAPS XD
JSizzlehizzle 2 months ago 56
LOL LMFAO
gphhawkins 2 months ago
The engine room is looking fabulous...bitch. LOL
LexiAnnTweedy 2 months ago 228
The alien has a point. How DO they keep it..... OOOOOOooh.
nightshade1124 3 weeks ago 2
Okay...........................
AliceFan1 2 months ago
....bitch xD
mcr251 2 months ago 3
LOL "bitch" hehehe..I'd serve on board her..err the ship.those girls are fine.
Daehawk 2 months ago
DAMN! That blue at 0:54!!!!!!!!!!!
crust207 2 months ago
LOL! THERES OBVIOUSLY GONNA BE ONE GAY DUDE. XD lol.
GreenieBabe1 2 months ago 3
SPACE CHANGE!
2312frogman 2 months ago
1:49 : you can see some nipples, and at 1:59 you can totally see her thong through the dress...
gimmespamnow 2 months ago
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AdamSavage88 3 months ago
2:34
oRuMoRz 3 months ago
sulu was priceless.
cdciam09 3 months ago 3
Mwahahha! Best Key of Awesome video ever!
flatulatingmarmoset 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was captured on film. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is currently parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything...I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains the peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "Sam Zurick" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
peopledick 3 months ago
hahahah bitch lolz
XxxXBlackirisXxxX 3 months ago
Space Muslims... still backwards even in their progressiveness.
WhiteTiger225 3 months ago
Anybody. Should I laugh, or what...?
MrPyjamaTrousers 3 months ago
@MrPyjamaTrousers No a Star Trek fan eh?
TheJay1017 3 months ago
@TheJay1017 I liked Start Trek, indeed. But this is not funny. I like the chicks, though...
MrPyjamaTrousers 3 months ago
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FAAAAAPPP AWAY!!
TheAmazingTyagoman 3 months ago
orly
levisls 3 months ago
"... bitch."
SoonToBeAwesome 3 months ago 2
LMAO This is genius. Kudos guys, kudos.
Star Trek may have had its ups and downs but its geek bait has always been consistantly awesome.
Odilwerk 3 months ago
2:28 the best legs i have ever seen!!
MrPyroguy1 3 months ago
anyone eles fell they were watching the opening to porn?
MasterBassistxX 3 months ago
anyone else notice the bottle caps as the comms??!!?!?! and its on wood!!!?!?!?!
XxAstratucasxX 3 months ago
Lol office chairs
Mrgoodbytes45 3 months ago
HOW DARE YOU IGNORE AMBER!
Mr2010Jamie 3 months ago
Wow its like a porn, but without porn lol
eugene230694 3 months ago 104
@eugene230694 well said.
IgnisGaming 3 months ago
Hay guys I fixed the war core... And it's looking fabulous... Bitch...
YourPedoBee 3 months ago
Mike from vsauce makes this vid
TheBronx2222 3 months ago
lol
myryan662 3 months ago
press 3 for ripe melons at 3 o clock
dadoug21 3 months ago
OMG ITS MICHAEL FROM VSAUCE
TheDufase19089 3 months ago
SHIT!!!
Aldaron871101 4 months ago
press 7 repeatedly and youll hear the alien surrender :D
Inqway 4 months ago
Arousal is no crime
EliasO89 4 months ago
repeat 2 :D
Doonziiee9Daisy 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON
THE NEAREST FRIDAY POSSIBLE BY THE LOVE OFF YOUR LIFE. TOMMAROW
WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS
COMMENT TO THREE DIFFERENT VIDEOS YOU
WILL DIE IN TWO DAYS.
NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY.
PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND THE NAME OF YOUR LOVER WILL SHOW UP ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. IT IS REALLY SCARY
WhiteVampireSnoopy 4 months ago
epic face at 2:41!!!
WhatEver09JBS 4 months ago
haha ending was the best :D
Gokugogeta 4 months ago
damn hot as hell women but all of them need a sexual harassment seminar lol
Alistair102040 4 months ago 2
whos the girl at :53
Dansz71sierra 4 months ago
/watch?v=SCsX8Segp4w
dowas115 4 months ago
I wish there were more ST chapters by this team...so damn funny...mooore!
Aetila 4 months ago
HHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO
SpitFireShorts 4 months ago
Fire on my command- 3......2...... ripe melons at three o'clock!
ROFLMAO! I'd SO LOVE to be in his position! :D
LuvrofMusic76 4 months ago
I bet 10 bucks says that's a real boner...
manel2012 4 months ago
Anyone know who she is at 0:53?
cha0tic 4 months ago
@cha0tic it's lauren francesca, she does lots of videos with them
manel2012 4 months ago
@cha0tic Lauren Francesca
Schmitti112233 2 months ago
if that show had all them sexy bitches in it it would be worth watching
JoshBrah16 4 months ago 2
@0:01 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnnn
ScoobyDewbieDoo 4 months ago
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ScoobyDewbieDoo 4 months ago
im gonna get a tatoo on my inner thigh that says choking hazard.just a random thought
ctfisfun 4 months ago
LOL gay man
icelord1824 4 months ago
@icelord1824 Are you saying it's funny because he's gay or he's funny?
WafflezDay 4 months ago
Lt. Mason is Micheal from Vsause!! Vsause rocks!!!
quinlanguy101 4 months ago
THE BREASTS ARE TOO DISTRACTING TO WATCH THE VIDEO.
I can't do this... too hott
coolduderyan07 5 months ago
I'm ashamed I even chose to watch a video with this title.
aaron9099 5 months ago
that last guy is gay
Izzybella303 5 months ago
@Izzybella303 No shit Sherlock
SuperMicklovin 5 months ago 25
@SuperMicklovin It was a joke about the obvious. But do make sure you overreact.
Canaanabolaanan 5 months ago
@SuperMicklovin lol i was goin to say the exact same thing.
watdoejebigtime 4 months ago
@Izzybella303 Thank you, I didn't notice.
Shodex4 4 months ago
@Izzybella303 NOOOOO really?!
DarkDancer2345 2 months ago
your first officer is masturbating....
BNGMaster1 5 months ago
Why are the top comments about the gay engineer and not the HOT WOMEN?? FOOLS!
WafflezDay 5 months ago 79
@WafflezDay Not everybody thinks with their d*ck's, ya know...
dtoliaferro 4 months ago
@dtoliaferro What a shame.
WafflezDay 4 months ago
@WafflezDay Because we are older then 12 years old mentally?
WhiteTiger225 3 months ago
@WhiteTiger225 12 year olds don't think of hot women. They laugh at silly gay men on Youtube videos.
WafflezDay 3 months ago
@WafflezDay Eh, need to be less obvious to troll properly, but a better attempt then your prior troll which was actually something many might actually say.
WhiteTiger225 3 months ago
@WhiteTiger225 How am I trolling? Since when was it wrong to just be a guy and like hot chicks? That's not trolling.. lol. If you don't like it, well then i'm sorry.
WafflezDay 3 months ago
@WafflezDay Hence why Justin Bieber is so popular. =P
HeyBuddyNiceWeather 2 months ago
i still find this video hard to mastubate to
diversitynigga 2 months ago
i still find this video
diversitynigga 2 months ago
i wanna live in that time
C00LX100 5 months ago