Is it a Good Idea to Fake a Heart Attack?

[mmafyasco]

after he found out his fine was $10,000 he had a real heart attack & no one gave a shit, lol

[LetMeFlyinPeace]

three words....king of queens

[geekforlifevandc]

i did the wasikta thing in math class and got a phone call home

[patrickcorliss]

Last time I had a heart attack was after I came out of the restaurant.

[CoraJuneLovesYou]

only in wisconsin

[wilsonsmanz]

Something about the old Ana is more appealing, Don't get me wrong, both anas are appealing. There is something about this one that I just rather

[Aidooosh]

@wilsonsmanz I'm a girl but I think I know what you mean... she's just softer and sweeter here, in the newer videos she's a little more aggressive and such... plus the camera here is kinda blurry whereas the one they use now shows every single pore she (and all other women) has on her face. Plus she wears her hair kinda unflatteringly sometimes now.... she's still awesome though.

[Fern412]

"Get a job" is too boring :S

[impleasen]

@Fern412  lazy piece of shit your boring!

[hejjagedu]

@impleasen so is your grammar

[Fern412]

Lol Bubba

[longfootbuddy]

doesnt this dumb guy know that to alot of people, a job is 8 hours of busting your ass? his heart attack acting doesnt require nearly as much energy as laboring for 8 hours or putting up with the pains of a low job...well, this news guy is usually stupid.. maybe not as stupid as a heart attack faker, but not far off...this guy probably thinks the average job is 8 hours of sitting on your ass, getting paid 30 bucks an hour....and steaks cost 40 bucks...ah yes, the mind of a democrat

[brainiac554]

Ever see the show: 'The Con" :P

[sabethafiredept]

Please don't do this, when this happens someone calls me in the ambulance and wastes my time, i hate people who do this.

[doofisondeeds]

NEVER FAKE A HEART ATTACK. Because when u fake one, then u get a good laugh, yea. But then when u do it more times, people are going to get tired of it and stop believing u. Then, when u actually have a heart attack, people arent gonna believe u and ur gonna die. So basically, if u fake a heart attack, ur gonna die. lol

[ChicagoEnoughSaid]

@doofisondeeds u should read the child hood tale

the boy who cried wolf

i think it will blow your mind

[CRAZYJ10ify]

Man you are such a FAG! You are the only one that cracks yourself up-the poor woman next to you has to sit and watch you grab your chest hollaring like a idot.I know thats the last place she wanted to be.You know what would be a great show for you?Anchor man hangs himself due to overdosing on gayness.

[D413373R]

@CRAZYJ10ify dude STFU hes only having a bit of fun get a life seriously she did not mind... i think you are looking into this way too much.. if she cared that much she would tell him too stop, or she would just get up and go...

[madnessgrime]

wen he duz the heart attack he swears in turkish lol

[poispnous]

Hahaha... that shit is so funny! I'm looking for a job now lol...

[mrbriscoe2001]

"I'm coming,Weezie" Cenk needs to watch a little John Belushi...

[DiverseLA]

Wow I'm watching this video... and this was from a year and a half ago... And I realize Cenk lost weight!

[ickybird]

it's a game. He is enjoying the scam. It is not the money that is the issue, it is being able to get away with it.

[m22k3yt]

What happens when he gets a real heart attack?

I bet everyone, including his 'friends' and family, will let his corpse rot.

[GTAModdingVids]

@m22k3yt

Boy who cried wolf kinda thing.

[juanpjp27]

how about YOU letting your mother suk my dck! huh

[m22k3yt]

Ok, don't exactly know what you are talking about. I don't see how my comment could have triggered such emotionally driven statement. Hopefully you made the mistake of replying to another comment. If not, then you're simply in dire need of attention, or something else, either way check yourself...

[Hoboscouts]

these guys think they are hot shit

[TomxLx93]

Yeah. But they shouldn't be in the fucking country anyway.

[544jam]

i can do it aesy but hes a prat hes doing it all wrong

[keYserSOze2008]

wow this guy sucks, I really feel bad for girl...

[Deveiel]

stop advertising for fast food guys

[uterzemson]

that is soooo funy

[Mobius000001]

Ana..your jugs are giving me a heart attack.

[shananagans5]

Ha Ha. I work psych services at a jail. These guys will fake anything. It is so much of a problem that people having real problems frequently have to wait because there are 3 people in front of them faking something.

[MyRangeOwnsYou]

WASKINKAHHURUHEARTATTACK

so realistic

[INFERNALplayground]

lmao i know dude, if i had a heart attack that is exactly what i would say!

[caligirl747]

In the long run, this idiot still ends up paying money! Don't emergency room visits require co-payments? lol

[russelltrigger]

What a prick faking a possible way of dying!

it reminds me of Only Fools "N" Horses when the bloke had the heart attack in the resturant with them gold chains! lol!

[lovemuffin1963]

Got a friend out of a speeding ticket years ago..

[ogicu8abruok0]

i laughed SO HARD at the "realistic" heart attack

[joshstevens76]

Cenk, you need to incorporate the heart attack think into your show:)

[fjccommish]

"If you put half that energy into getting a job, you'd be better off."

But then you'd be working, man!

[ViperXXXXXXX]

"You might even be able to buy a car." Hahahahaha

[cogitoergosum321]

You are the biggest moron on YouTube.

[yuukisama2001]

Oh gawd this story is killing me. Not to mention Cenk is killing me. Man someone should get that guy.

[musiccalgary]

"Playing a video arcade"? "Appabees"?

What an idiot...

[heemlo]

lol hed rather go to hospital thna pay 23 bucks

[ILoveGoodFellas]

Cab Fares and $23 Steak Dinners. HAAHAHAHAHAHAA LMFAOOLMFAOOO

[i3asketballboy]

shutup, Cenk is the man.

[jtboll00]

fat fuck you are not funny and a terrible journalist.. thats why you are on the fuckin internet.. you suck

[TeamCrusade]

Faking heart attacks is bad karma. I knew a guy who faked having heart problems to get disability checks. Gues what he died of? Heart attack.

[pwg357]

who remembers Sanford and Son?

"OOOoooooOOOhhhhhh LOOooooRrdD! It's the BIG ONE. It's the BIG ONE.

Liz-a-beth honey I'm Ah-Coming up to Heaven with YOu.

OOOoooOOOOhhhhh LooOOOORrDd!"

[TheGiantRobot]

Probably where he learned it.

[pwg357]

hahaha

what's up GiantRobot?

you so bored you watching old young turks clips?

[TheGiantRobot]

Haha, Exactly!

[pwg357]

did you watch the P.diddy clip on the most viewed (it's in the news and politics section)

If not check it out!

That shit is funny!

That dummy seriosly needs to shut the fuck up cuz he is really making Dems look bad!

[TheGiantRobot]

Man, I'm procrastinating enough, don't make it worse for me!

Uh oh, new Turks clip! Gotta go!

[gtrmn34]

I want Anna! Man, she is so hot.

[FullOfFail]

I agree with the point when you said he should've bought more food for Apple Bees. Or even go somewhere more expensive for that matter.

Now karma and irony will happen and when he really does have a heart attack, nobody will believe him.

[rakrobn]

Women fake orgasms all the time. Why not be able to fake a heart attack?

[ZavionSrath]

Women don't fake orgasms and cost taxpayers money when they have to bring out an ambulance to pick you up, as well as cost people that go to Applebees when prices go up due to theft.

[rakrobn]

If you think women don't ever fake orgasms then you have never been with a woman.

[cerealboxconspiracy]

because faking an orgasm doesn't mean someone dies cause the ambulance is forced to drive your ass to the hospital

[DRDNIBOY]

Hhahah ...WASTICAHEARTATTACK LOL thats funny

[Omer698]

I'm starting to hate that turkish quote that cenk says

[Encyclopeteia]

I'm pretty sure it means "oh f#ck"! or something close to that, which actually makes it hilarious.

If he swore in English it would be gratuitous, but doing it in Turkish is hilarious IMO.

[d3rfliw]

what turkish quote?

[Omer698]

the one he keeps saying that isn't english

[d3rfliw]

you mean the ones he says when he fakes a heart attack?

I thought they were just random sounds cuz when you really have a heart attack, you just yell out whatever you can.

[rmyoung87]

eating nothing at applebee's is reasonable

[llumumbasmith]

Ladies and gentlemen- introducing . . .The Fred G. Sanford form of payment.

[asdffd]

HaHa!

[Robfenix]

Your assuming that there are enough jobs for everyone. Our system runs on high unemployment in order to keep the supply of replacement labor up and thus wages down.

[dirkcjelli]

Similarly, that everyone has access to the education, etc.

[Jassee9]

"Your assuming that there are enough jobs for everyone. "

That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard of. There's always jobs out there doing SOMETHING for money, its whether or not a person is willing to do something or is greedy and wants to make A LOT of money fast, ie drug dealer or commit crimes. But faking heart attacks for fucking Apple bees its a matter of someone being cheap. And if your SMART ENOUGH to come up with a plan like that, your smart enough to get out and work a 9-5 job.

[swaggajee]

I can just see this dumbass pulling a Red Foxx on Sanford & Son.

Ooooh...Ohhhh...IT'S THE BIG ONE!! Ya hear that Elizabeth? I'm comin to join ya honey!!

[bullyboi01]

steak = GOAT meal

[d3rfliw]

lmao.....Cenk's faking heart attack is priceless....he should do this more often

[CRAZYJ10ify]

@d3rfliw The only thing funny is watching him make a full out of himself and insuring us what not to do if you want to get laid.Whats his name Chenk?What a fag-get a real job other grabbing yourself in front of girls like you usally you do.

[vixxa]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

I gotta subscribe

[rafael28]

you guys are hella late, but better late than never, lol

im poor folk, and for me applebee's is a luxury

[swaggajee]

They're late because now they are on satellite radio again and are doing their show at a different time.

[CRAZYJ10ify]

@swaggajee This stupid-fuck got on the satellite radio?damn satellite went to shits,I realize why nobody listens to it other than your gay ass.

[inuking]

i like that last part: "get a job... alright now im staring to sound like a republican.."

hilarious XD