Racism and Terrorism

[kaykko]

To be fair to white people, racism is much less harmful than terrorism. 

[enohpoxasotla100]

"A little terrorism never hurt a twin tower or two"

-me

[XRedHackX]

I love how everyone laughs after him saying..

"I was on a plane.."

Crowd member 1: AHAHA! Black person on a plane I GET IT! AHAHAH!

Dave: -.-

[Awesomenizzleness]

Nooboddyyy look at myyy faccee lol

[colincjg1]

27 black peolpe got held hostage by terrorist

[2paclove2]

hello we have got 5 blackk,hello????pricless.

[luvn33]

@azx100ful oh and btw all's fair in love and war ;)

[luvn33]

@azx100ful not when the other country would do the same thing to you....america has tasted sweet freedom and we will do anything to keep it btw WE DID tell japan to surender and if they didnt we would bomb them so they were warned plus paybacks a bitch A.K.A pearl harbor they got what was coming to them

[dattallchick92]

oh balle i love terrorism. im gonna blast you u lil kala wanka. haha

[dattallchick92]

@dattallchick92 someone hacked my computer i DON'T LOVE terrorism

[alan517815]

Hello? we've got 5 black... hello? xD lol

[Johnnygiggles]

"Ummm, they is treating us good... we all chillin n shit. i like to give a shoutout to ray ray and big steve."

Hahahahah, fucking hilarious

[SuprSlowMo]

Lol, they don't take black hostages!!!

[boxerboii1989]

"hello, we got five black...hello?!?!?" LOL

[sdfghzxc]

Arabic Imperialism Through Islam .

A must Watch. This is how the Koran is written and formed!

/watch?v=9p-kfiRlzYo+

[BowmeDabowjob]

@sdfghzxc

You ever read the Qu'ran? I doubt it. Try reading the source instead of being brainwashed by some stupid youtube video.

[sdfghzxc]

@BowmeDabowjob Dude. My parents are muslim. So I am well aware of the koran. This is something that is actualy true. But the problem was that we never saw it in these way. So this changes everything and we have begun to realise this!

[TheIrishIdiot31]

LOL the white people wweren't laughing.

[PTLpdb]

shot out to my cousin Ray Ray!

[DemkVan]

wer just chillin n shit

[IanBudgep51]

We have 5 bla... Hello?

[NOVASCOTIABRAT]

search the angry lesbian song.. funny shit for everyone thats got an ex

[uber418]

hahah i'm white and chapelle's portrayal of a white person is, unfortunately, so true. haha

[TheLiteYear]

hahahahahahahahhahaha wooooord

[suchw]

LMFAO! " they is treatin' us good, we all chillin' n shit" i love diz ni99a no homo

[MegaNikeboy10]

this is teasing about religions

[uniquelove20]

@appleairplane you will never in your life be happy with your dumb racist ass!!!! Now Blow that.....

[appleairplane]

FUCK THAT NIGGER HAHAHAHAHA HE SHOULD OF BLOWN YOUR BLACK BRAINS OUT

[Nu1Rell]

@appleairplane easy to talk trash on the computer, but never in person...is it?

[appleairplane]

@Nu1Rell FUCK YOU YOU PROLLY BLACK NIGGAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK MY GIRL COCK

[drejtool]

25 people are white! :)))

[lebnen143]

same joke litle rayray was made from robbie williams how was first on that?

[FlowerRFabulous]

"omg, i think those black people are gonna save us

[rloco80]

This is some of the funniest shit I ever heard.

[Babeezy10]

Terrorists don't take BLACK hostages, they know that Black people are bad bargaining chips..........LOL

[MetalLongboard96]

hello? we got 5 black..hello.? NOT ANYMORE!! OBAMA CCCCOMBO BREAKER!

[YiddishDancingClown]

Except Obama's not black.

[MetalLongboard96]

@YiddishDancingClown you take the cake. oh wait..its a LIE!

[YiddishDancingClown]

No Portal references.

[MetalLongboard96]

@YiddishDancingClown ooh, ok, but still....you lost the game

[YiddishDancingClown]

Do you have anything to say that isn't a meme?

[MetalLongboard96]

@YiddishDancingClown 'pokerface' no...:P

[Missy2012NY]

@YiddishDancingClown Obama's not black? His skin certainly is...and he's married to a black woman.

[YiddishDancingClown]

So only black men can marry black women? Racist.

[ancientroyal1]

@YiddishDancingClown I don't agree with racism and I don't agree with interacial marriage at the same time.If all races mixed there would be no more individual cultures or races,we would lose all that old history of humanity,we would lose part of our individuality as people.We act like this isin't important but it is,diversity is interesting and everything the same is boring.Besides,differences and fights among people will always exist no matter what.

[YiddishDancingClown]

Not at all. If races mixed, they would inherit all of their cultural backgrounds. If they weren't taught their racial and cultural backgrounds then that's not due to interracial couples, that's their parents.

[YiddishDancingClown]

And you missed the entire point of my comment.

[JesusSaves1984]

@Missy2012NY he is half, not fully black sir

[djundizputed]

@TheSrbijaZauvek white power? lmao, make like hitler and kill yourself.

[totti6761]

@destroyingIslam Islam does not consider terrorists like al-qaeda and other organizations as muslims. You don't really know how much muslims hate Osama bin laden, there are be some who consider him a hero, but that is not even 5% of muslims.To say that a whole religion encourages terrorism based on the acts of a small group of people is stupidity. we don't even consider them as muslims. Aren't there christian terrorists? If i'm going to judge christianity based on them then i must be an idiot.

[lghorbawine]

@totti6761 Wee said my brother !

[evilknievel20]

@destroyingIslam what happens when israel attacks iran first, which it is intending on doing? does iran or another country that's a supporter of iran have the right to strike back at israel? btw learn how to spell israel.

[totti6761]

@destroyingIslam You are judging 1.5 billion people based on the actions of not even 5 percent of them? I AM a muslim, and i know my religion. How can you say that we proved that our religion is a religion of hate? 9/11? The terrorist organizations such as Al-Qaida who kill innocent people are actually, by the definition of the Quran, not Muslims, but plain murderers. Islam, i can assure you, is a peaceful religion. Don't let the minority blind you from the truth.

[307Houston]

OMG i think those black guys are guna try to save us. lololol

[hanwenzero]

LOL man LOFingL

[kkgirl300]

"nobody look at my face ! "

[HowTheJokerGotScars]

I wish i was black,,, then i could make jokes like this and not be beaten by everybody.

[PawwwPrintzzzBLVD]

@HowTheJokerGotScars ... If you grew up or lived in the hood for some years you would be able to ... real talk ...

[POODYMAN2010]

@destroyingIslam It seems like you are very dump to talk to. whatever I say you respond by the same meaning but in other words (I support Israel - Muslims are terrorists .. etc). you are a stereotyper person and whatever I say you'll have the same picture about Muslims. I won't waste my time with an underdeveloped person like you.

[MrPiscario]

WHO is SPONSORING TERRORISM all over the world?!!!!! AMERICA and its allies. Do you know why? We all know that PAKISTAN IS THE CAPITAL or the epicenter of terrorism. almost all the the terrorist groups are there in Pakistan, or they have connection with other terrorist groups in other countries. Anyone in the world knows that. BUT WHY AMERICA IS STILL SUPPORTING PAKISTAN?????!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are still selling weapons worth billions to Pakistan!!!! Why?!!! Where are these wepons going to???!!!

[POODYMAN2010]

@destroyingIslam I think you have a problem because of your abnormal hate to Islam and Muslims .. you are a stupid person just take a look at his profile guys .. you're so mentally disordered .. don't think that you're the only one who oppose terrorism .. we all do . and Muslims aren't the ones who are spreading terrorism

just take a look at what Israelis do to the Palestinians .. Mr stupid stereotyper

[POODYMAN2010]

@destroyingIslam Dude you have a serious problem .. you should see a psychiatric

[AznBoi0wnz]

Thumbs Up for the Stupid Motherfuckers who are posting Non Related Shit on this Awesome Video.

[Archy11102]

@destroyingIslam regarding al-queda and "love for islam": i do not support terror in any form nor do i practice any religion, so i dont feel obligated to go and kill people for religious or any other reasons( if you dont understand this sentence then you're just stupid). i gave you a unbiased opinion from a person who is capable of thinking. i'll end with a quote that describes what an atheist/atheism is: "atheism, in a broad sense, is the rejection of belief in the existence of deities."

[Archy11102]

@destroyingIslam you cant keep all members of one nation or religion responsible for some crimes committed by an isolated group of individuals. do you consider all germans as nazi? or all americans as racists just because they did something wrong in the past? of course you wont if you have unbiased view towards particular problem. regarding islam, during my research on world religions i havent found anywhere in Qoran claims that support things you mentioned. same as any other religion.

[Archy11102]

@destroyingIslam your comment is so pathetic.i'm an atheist myself and i dont care about any religion but one thing you should know is to NEVER GENERALIZE A PROBLEM. you speak about all muslims being terrorist but have you ever asked yourself about the meaning of words like "inquisition" or "slavery" or did those just slipped your fucking mind? you're probably some 16yr.old spoiled brat. if you hate muslims/islam so much why dont join army and do something about it in afghanistan for example?

[giorgio7473]

BOYCOTT ALL ISRAELI PRODUCTS! The only word they know is $.

Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions for the criminals war!

[theavatarstudy]

Actually WAR, TERRORISM and RACISM are factions or branches if you want of that which is called POWER.

[kiwiwalls]

a um they is treating us good uh we all chilling and shit id like to give a shout out to ray ray and big steve and dem

[Theponderingdinosaur]

First they came for the terrorists, but I did not speak up, because I was not a terrorist.

Then they came for the extremists, but I did not speak up, because I was not extreme.

Then dissent became extreme, but we said nothing.

Then they came for me.

And all was quiet, forever more.

[ahmedkibaba]

dave chapelle

[shot213]

Terrorist don't take black hostages haha !

[webersland]

so funny man.

[5959512]

I bet you'd make a killing if you opened a chicken,watermelon , newports store in the projects

[fragusman]

LMAOOO dave chappelle is soo jokes, we need him back, i watched all his stuff :P

[canadastreetmedia]

CANADAS IMMIGRATION POLICIES ?

CANADA seems now overrun with ASIAN Immigrants : ie: not an equal RACIAL mix of immigant peoples.

is it racist for The Goverment of CANADA To allow Only ASIAN people to Immigate into CANADA ? What about the rights of all RACES for Equal Opertunties to share in CANADA ?

How does this effect Our Local Communities Cultures and Multi-Cultural ways of life ?

I only question the Large numbers and non-visible mix of Canadas new peoples ?

[jakefree24]

He's right about terrorist not taking black hostages. Like who is going to cough up a nickel for one.

[omgitztrippy]

OMG! i think those Black Guys are tryin to SAVE US!

[lletah]

This is bullshit, anyone who have even inch of scene of humor are dumping fuck like this

[SgtBoomerang]

@lletah that makes no sense, your opinion is just awful, dave chappelle is a funny motha fucka, go back to to grade school and put in work

[TheHomelandDefender]

Racism and terrorism are two things the nazi anti-american far left wing liberal ron paul loves.

[raidersSolja]

@TheHomelandDefender

hhmmm what is anit american...is terrorism anti american?? do you protect your governement or your people??

[jumpyourbone]

@TheHomelandDefender

nonsense

[MURKYARE]

dave is dat fuckin dude!!

[15nuggetsfan]

OMG i think those black guys are gona try to save us. lol black people are kwl

[jakefree24]

@15nuggetsfan Oh really, like Chief Moose or the pants bomber?

[marc15yo]

"uhh they is treatin us gud, we is chillin n shit" lmao

[learnwebsitedesign]

"hello... we got 5 black...hello?" LOL

[bLuEyMaN1987]

"err we all chillin n shit! I'd like 2 giv a shout out 2 ray ray and big steve" lmfao!

[grabenamanpud]

this is hilarious...LOL!

[kimmclear]

send some newport hahhahaha

[XmidnightXparties237]

oh man i love that half of my family [:

[z00dl3s]

LOL oh gosh why is dave not president...

[VitalSigns1]

Dave Chappelle is a racist asshole

[anthbig]

" I think those black guys are going to save us"...LOL!

[Tee486]

dave chappelle is muslim now

great news

[jeangrey65]

OH MAN, I LOVE DAVE! Why did they cancel that show?

[darkturnwabler]

@jeangrey65

they were gonna put him in a dress...look it up for his interview on youtube

[jeangrey65]

I thought he had control of his show? Wow, learn something new every day.

[illcaptain23]

hello..we got 5 black...hello? LOOOOOL

enjoy the video as it is and have a laugh! life is too short to hate

[FlightX101]

@illcaptain23 LOL!!! I loved the ending

[lucariololol]

i love this guy cuz he makes fun of everybody includin black dudes

[xblazedoutx]

dave chappelle is fuckin funny man

[NorthCitySider]

@DrWizardMan shut up hater nerd.

[slimithy12]

this is the funniset shit i ever seen!

[rhodge09]

Too funny!!!!!

[mandunya]

i love black people man

[happygofucky]

@mandunya thats a racist comment in itself

[mandunya]

@happygofucky how is it racist i am black my self deep shit

[Quindal]

@mandunya racist

[mandunya]

@Quindal Dude, if you don't understand me, then you need to read the comment a little more specifically because you seem like you don't get it.

[Quindal]

@mandunya Dude, clearly you don't know what racism means.

[dh144498]

"hello? we have got 5 black...hello?!"

best line EVER!

[dicolover]

Nigga what the fuck is juice???

[bboywon]

hello..we got 5 black...hello?

classic!

[hungarianman33]

this is so funny xD

[uranerdlol]

I'm pretty sure he's talking about black people being worthless to the government, not it's people.

[smally809]

Ok fella you just calm down and enjoy the video.

[futfoo]

and who the fuck are u to say that?

[ertreri]

OMG, LOL!

[cloud4527]

hahaha ohhhhhshit, haha ahhhhhfuck, now that shits funny

[cloud4527]

terrorist dont take black and native american hostages

[kali4good]

who said anything about native americans???!!!! no one! wtf

[grintsgirl05]

OMG it's just a comedy strip... keyword comedy. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAVE IS HILARIOUS

[Darkmessenger1000]

why do racist even come on a black page i will never know.

[vinoberg]

what's up with young insecure white kids starting shit on dave chapelle comments? enjoy good comedy

[StrikingLlearsy]

Hell Yeah, its funny

[desertfox45row]

thats racist! hahaha :D

[bergein69]

why is it whenever i watch a dave chappelle skecth i read racist this and racist that he aint trying to be its funny get over it just shut up and laugh

[EastBaydestrian510]

hahaha dave chappelle! haahah

[GogetaEX]

God. "It's because they are..." "It's because in the past....". You motherfuckers dont know shit. This is funny and shut the fuck up.

[berserker413]

i think its funny how people are so quick to type in a racial slur on the internet but they know damn well they wouldn't say it to a person's face if they ever saw them in person unless they were in a group...which is still a bitch move either way you put it...stop venting on the internet bcuz ur afraid to insult someone to their face....theres not point and you havent dont anyrthing special

[MrMabdi2009]

heheheheh this guys is really funny

[drewey07]

its funny that black people are ones who are most agressivly racist, yet always cry.

In reality... we can't blame them because they are bought up to complain. I always here big, angry women raising big angry, black girls, and the cycle continues.

Obama give power so black man cries less.

[jaws5204]

we were never brought up to complain....black people are the ones most aggressively racist.......i can prove you wrong on so many levels but i aint....and not EVERY black person is angry

[drewey07]

proove me wrong on so many levels, i bet you ain't can do it.

[DieRightNowPlease]

seriously, not all black people are big and angry... and if blacks are more racist than whites, why are there so many slurs and steriotypes for blacks?

[blues03]

We are not all like that, and yes, reverse racism and double standards in America will always "suck". Ignorance runs in all directions.

[Muhaddds]

This man is racist. Who's killing the people and children in irak and afghanistan ?? dont fucking tell me that you're fighting for your national security ...........

[xboxjunkiepj9000]

TROLL

[djtntblaze]

yall some dumasses for arguing about dat shit

[Genovo187]

hell yea.. whats wrong with people this shit is funny

[sk84goodo]

fucking jerkk i only talked to u for like a sec on here and your fucking getting all mad and shit at me dude all im tryin to say is get a life you rasist fuck ...QUIT FUCKING WITH PEOPLE ON INTERNET YOU FUCKING RETARD

[Artlitfan]

comedy god

[sk84goodo]

your fucking rasist you big dumb bitchh thers 2 kinds of muslims,1.doesnt stink wos kool,2 dossnt stink is cool your thinking indian you fucking dumboo

[sk84goodo]

quit trying to stasrt shit on comouter you big dumb bitchh go fuck you selff im nott arakii you fuck headd go fuck your self get a life dudee no one wants to see you and your stufpid gay ass life think aout it and then kill your self dude im not kidding go kill your self cuz know one wants to hearrr aor listen to your stupid bullshitt i read your comment i reply in a a kinda nice way and you fuckin blew it you

[copenukka]

hey..... please go shove a stick of dynomite up ur ass and see what happens. thank you sk84goodo!

[sk84goodo]

il do that .. you know wat you need to do you need to go fuckk your self and get a life you stupid dumb peace of shit

[xboxjunkiepj9000]

at least learn to spell...geez. and its iraqi not arakii.

[kashub5]

i did not know that , thank u for the info do you speak arabic

[Leondias656]

if you want to know something else just ask

[AzizoT]

oh really !!!

well for your information there is a country called SAUDI ARABIA and I am from it.

wikipedia that shit man !

[ahamhajjah]

Sand niggers??? I think you need to be a bit more grown up. That's despicable.

[badaladka]

send some newports - had me on floor

[TheyFeedingULies]

Only chappelle can make fun of race like that, shit is funny as hell.

[anonymousstormchaser]

long live chappelle!

[comameto]

All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a white has no superiority over a black nor a black has any superiority over white except by piety and good action. -Prophet Muhammad S.A.W. (His Last Sermon)