1985 Seahawks Locker Room Rock

[87shadowfox]

This is so effin funny. The only thing that would have made this better, is seeing Koko B Ware, and the faboulous freebirds shuck'n and jive'n into the vid. Ya know....cuz they're birds.

[Jubel06]

@alylovstravis Say how'd that Saturday go for you?

[sauske772]

Oh God, Sam Greenspan was right - it *does* feel like a gay porno is gonna start at any time.

And this is coming from a Seattle fan.

[ChristineCAlb]

Norm Johnson is the only name I recognize-where's Steve Largent?

[MikeLat34]

This is a classic! I was just looking for my parents old VHS copy of this video from when it came out but couldnt find it. Last time I looked on the computer I couldnt even find any mention of this video. If I remember right this came out before the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle video. They copied the Seahawks and got all the credit for thinking of doing a music video.

[dallas5sb]

Seattle couldnt win a SB if you spotted em 40 with two minutes left! lol Hilarious!!

[castrewq]

@dallas5sb Yeah except for the whole part about Seattle not being able to win a Super Bowl; we destroyed last year's champs in our first play-off. You're clearly some weirdo french person who doesn't know the first thing about sports.

[Markedupshoes]

lol what a classic.

[wseabuck]

Great memories...a bit dated but still a lot of fun...Go Hawks.

[EEGAH316]

Michael Jackson's greatest song, by far

[JML101582]

That Michael Jackson (the Seahawks LB) looked more like Jermaine Jackson to me! Still, it was a fun little video by the Seahawks. It predates the Chicago Bears' "Super Bowl Shuffle" by three months.

[TheSlimySquid]

i want to suck him

[MisterConan90]

This is gay crap.

[mmmikeyxx]

man this is what sports today is missing. personality & character.

[Djveeeyesee]

paul moyer married a seagal lol smart guy

[Djveeeyesee]

randall morris 43

[1anoel]

# 55 is my uncle go mike

[1992lance]

@1anoel no way!...

[1jmastersinc]

THIS IS THE YEAR!!!

[jimmerock]

LOL

1:30 is amazing.

Was a minute and a half worth of credits really necessary? Are credits really necessary at all?

[derwoodmorris]

@jimmerock

it got to about the 2:50 mark and I was thinking, is the song over? the credits go on and on and they list the entire team...absolutely ridiculous.

[Djveeeyesee]

looks like edwin bailey is on extasy lol

[chappy422]

GO MIKE TICE

[seaNOmercy]

I love how people are saying that this is the gayest of all the 80's NFL songs, as if to say that any of them were good (or less gay).. I'm pretty sure all of them were equally gay.. lol, GLORIOUS! GO HAWKS!

[Bobphx]

why...cuz there's half naked men in the video?

[seaNOmercy]

no bud, that's part of sports... pretty sure you probably don't play any (on account of you even saying that).. i was just talking about everything else going on and how alot of the teams decided that these music videos were a good idea, then again i was a baby when this shit came out so perhaps it really was cool... now that you mention it though, all things considered, in this context, it might be a little gay... not a big deal

[lukenuetzmann]

This is the best thing ever.

[CityLoch]

of course the seahawks have the weakest one of these, god dam those blue birds suck ass

[ppankow]

The nazi fuck LikeARock777 can lick the black-encrusted shit off the inside of my crack. Don't ever post here again.

[cottoncandy1004]

Wow! Edwin Bailey #65!  Great ballplayer and and amazing man! :-)

[tdaizzy7]

the old seahawk edwin baily is the one who played the sax my friend dean his uncle is edwin

[bassplayeroceanside]

This is cornier than deer poop.

[Djveeeyesee]

dude! Mike Tice is hot!! musta been b4 he opened fill ur belly deli! lmao!!! wherz dr dan?

[Petruccibear]

Man...that was really gay....

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

Very cool, but go Giants!

George Vreeland Hill

[91eugene]

it interesting GO HAWKS

[craigmacxrated]

ummm as far as I know... #55 Michael Jackson - Linebacker is not dead... Could be misinformed but you never know... LoL @ the people below talking bout the other Michael Jackson

[RaldyV]

Has anybody heard "2000 Watts" from Michael's "Invincible" Album? That alone proves that Michael can sing in Different Vocals.

[RealSeishi]

R.I.P. Michael Jackson.

[10GPD]

the f? what was that at :15-:18. I didn't know Rockwell played for the Seahawks.

[FLOODTHEVOID]

hahahaha terrible.

[Manhawk76]

This was Gay!

Difference between this and the Bears Super Bowl Shuffle is that the Bears had a unique melody this was a ripp off of Yankety Yak, and the Bears in '85 were coming off an NFC title game appearance.

[JPfromFlint]

If I was a Seahawk and management asked me to be in this video I would have cut myself from the team!

[WV1032]

i agree

[BloodyHellDevil]

haha rams and the seahawks !! Epic fail

[acetrain81]

What the hell this is probably the worst of all the nfl teams songs from the 80's

[soxpacker]

Nobody can touch the Rams -- ramming all day and all night.

[derwoodmorris]

@soxpacker

agreed. the rams video will always be No. 1

[GeorgeWashingtonX]

this is back when Mike TIce still had hair.. and before he became heterosexual.

[Disappearer88]

umm...ok? like i care about football?

[Disappearer88]

this sucks...you all should search for RAM IT by the L.A. Rams

[oba888]

who directed this??????

[jmarsh12]

Pat Cashman - seattle radio personality. I think.

[bones248]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu okay then that was so gay

[thejasoninator]

was there some kind of gay outreach program back in the 80's? god knows the seahawks aren't the only one to have done something like this. Rams and dolphins are just as guilty. this is the classiest of them all.

[minodude01]

2:40 mike tice slides into that other hawk's crotch LOL

[kyang8589]

seahawks may stink this year, but im still a fan, GO SEAHAWKS!! GO GET EM NEXT YEAR

[SatanSteve666]

Dear god...I am no longer from seattle, I am from tacoma and my favorite team is the redskins now

[goseahawksdavid]

what

[Skorpio420]

What...the...hell...????...

[agenttorpor]

All this needed was some seriouus "jazz hands"!

[vikingrich]

Matt Hasselbeck is a pussy.

[snwrist]

Tavarus Jackson can't play football.

[vikingrich]

Maybe you should learn how to spell his name before commenting on his palying skills.

When he gets hurt, at least he doesn't whine about it being a cheap shot like Hasselpuss.

[snwrist]

Doesn't matter if I spelled his name wrong, you still knew who I was talking about. You're the one who made your way to this video just to cut down our QB. Have fun being beaten to the ground by GB Monday night.

[vikingrich]

No, I came here because some Viking fan sent me thisn telling me Mike Tice was in this.

No matter why I came here, your qb is a whiney bitch.

[snwrist]

So after you saw Mike Tice you decided to cut down our QB just for...what reason?

[vikingrich]

because he is a pussy who cried about EJ Henderson cheap shotting him, even though Mack Strong pushed him into HasselPuss.

That's why. I bring the truth. Now that I know it pisses you off so much, I'll do it on every Hags video.

[StaffAmerica74]

Your team wears purple, might as well put a flower on the side of their helmets. Go Viqueers! Not.

[vikingrich]

After watching this video, you can still call any other team gay?

[StaffAmerica74]

Yes, go watch the rams video, Ramming it....

[vikingrich]

Nah, I don't want to.

[dmacljn]

Man, that is so wrong on so many levels.

Go! Granny!!

[PhilippRB31]

yeah man,

Go seahawks

[jebassi]

#75 is HOT!!!

[beecool822]

Go Seahawks

[79Seahawk]

your mom wasn't complaining...so I wouldn't say anything.

[Jansenbk220]

Is it wrong to be embarrassed watching this

[mcpostefan]

hahahahahahahha

[chapp54]

Fucken mike tice!

[MntrTodd]

Still not nearly as bad as the Super Bowl Shuffle lol

[copraiders1]

Wow.

[pablocoon]

wow that's terrible.

[GoddessSixx]

Oh, how I miss the good ol' days. Steve Largent FTW!

[ezplayer21]

I am a big seahawks fan however, I think we need to do something with Shawn. Also I think we need 3 key players, a RB (maybe our first round pick to replace Morrice), A 6'2"-6'4" WR(we need to beat the CB on the jump with longer passes), and a RG or LG (to help Jones on the line to create better holes). But I think we need to get a RB on our first round pick. What do you think? Please Comment.

[ppankow]

Yeah, I agree that we need to think about a fresh RB, but the key to any great offense is the line. I think we need a strong leader on that line, like Tobeck used to be. That could be a new guard (remember the Hawks tried to get Kris Dielman from the Chargers last year, but he ran from the rain). I would love to see them go gung ho after a giant DT like Albert Haynesworth, but that probably won't happen.

[philanderadriaan]

Yea. Our recievers are all shawties haha. They are fast though.

About the G I have to agree. The current Gs could not get the RB to daylight.

I think its not the RB, its the blocks that need to be improved.

[Sazqwatch]

OMG!!! That brings back some great memories! The boys in blue from when I was a kid. Funny...they look kinda puny compared to the players these days.

[nmbr1cub]

just jealous that they couldnt do the superbowl shuffle! GO BEARS!!!!!

[14Rocky14]

lol

[Hermdog69]

What the heck? Why did the old lady say it?

[Jeff051176]

And what's even more unbelievable is them thinking they were good enough to make a video like this. Everyone knew the Bears were great when they did their shuffle.

[Bigbadben7]

OhMy God! That was really Gay!

No wonder they never won a playoff game.

Plust the tune was a ripp off from Ray Stevens "Santa Claus is watching you"

[gidsum29]

We have won several playoff games dumbfuck!

[Bigbadben7]

Actually the Seahawks have won four post season games in full.

However 2 were in '05 and one was in '06.

You hadn't won a post season game since 1983 when who beat the Redskins in '05.

So that team in the '85 suck ass video never won a playoff game.

[HastaFatum]

That, and this "Locker Room Rock" was also trying to mooch off the Bears' "Superbowl Shuffle." But go Hawks.

[Jeff051176]

Actually it sounds like a rip off from Yakety Yak.

[dusta619]

lol they made the Super Bowl two years ago.

Didn't win though =P

[GoddessSixx]

Of course they didn't win; the referees did.

[griffeyfanatic97]

I remember them selling this video, it sold a lot of copies, I had one, and memorized the song, I was 12 at the time. I dont have the video anymore, but now Im watching it and singing along and thinking OH MY GOD what the hell is wrong with me!!

[mw546]

fomer viking coach Mike Tice #86 lol

[ingram1225]

who paid who for this video?

[kpowers]

When I think of the Seahawks, this comes to mind.

[Zorn76]

I love the team but this was horrible then as it is now. NO TEAM should ever do a music video, period.

[Branch83Hawks]

omg. that was so horrible

[marcian0]

I don't see Steve Largent lol

[KramerUSA]

was steve largent on the team in 85'?

[case211]

yes

[benwhyme]

what heck is this???

[TimmyTickle]

Was Norm Johnson actually in this vid at all? I couldn't see him anywhere?

[pepsiaddict]

he was there...just a little "wide right" of the screenshot. Sorry, couldn't resist.

[TheGrinchBlog]

HAHAHAHA!! That looks like a video pat cashman would create! I wish it showed more clips of the king dome, that was a Great facility in my book. Qwest field does rock too! Thanks for sharing this, it was too funny! GO SEAHAWKS!!

[xxpandamidknightxx]

Seahawks was mad at the Bears, so they made their own video to have Superbowls hopes til like 2 years later when Steelers beat them.

[brainrot06]

Oh, my God. 55 is Michael Jackson? Wow!! I can't believe it. But, it's from 1985. Even though I wasn't alive yet. I really like the old lady.

[UnofficialVoice]

What a total crack up - this was almost hard to watch. I guess that this was the Seattle answer to the Superbowl Shuffle...

[catpaws55423]

Hi from Minnesota. Who knew that Mike Tice would turn out to be a total doofus? The Seahawks must have been aiming for the Super Bowl for a long time because they didn't get there until 20 years later.

Hopefully, in my lifetime, the Vikings will win a Super Bowl.

The Vikings play the AFC West this year....I wonder how they'll fare against those teams.

[architerp]

This song is so gay MY ass hurts...the things we endure as Seahawk fans...the old chick is hot though.

[GBfan006]

this beats the shit outta the super bowl shuffle

[miatoo2]

Thief

[acepug]

I'm so glad someone posted this looking for this one for years!!!!!!

[bellingerga]

omfg lol and rofl this is the best thing ever.

[seahawks37tds]

wow, no just no.