Let's Play Battlefield 3

[devbo100]

something tells me he doesn't like Americans

[gmodman999]

I'm certain that if you play Saints Row The Third we'd all crap ourselves in laughter.

[TheTameFlame]

dude, how come you keep calling James Bond "Jason Bond" in every video you've mentioned him in??

[Rashekfee]

@TheTameFlame He's talking about Jason Bourne, I think. Similar to Bond, but less British.

[Weapon0fCho1ce]

It's the goggles you wear that have the dirt on them, but i still find the whole "dirt on my eyes" funny :p

[OrangePeelSteroids]

"Do you have two lazy eyes" Fucking lost it.

[Uaxis]

So what's the plot? No plot play by play?

[Uaxis]

Woooow this game looks fucking terrible.

[Darkrai457]

@staryoshi I'm an American, and the American-bashing was the best part!

[ironnman67]

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[Bricklink101]

No, I think campo has pupils...

[silentclowd]

My mom says I can't watch this because it contains Americans....

[gmodman999]

@silentclowd I'm American and I approve this comment!

[Bricklink101]

@silentclowd Wait what?

[silentclowd]

@Bricklink101 LOL, beginning of the episode. "Warning, the following video contains Americans. XD

[Spudboy225]

Only good multiplayer game you've ever played?

Play Team Fortress Two.

[RagingAngus]

I'm afraid of Americans.

[staryoshi]

Aside from the constant American-bashing it was a fun watch.

[TheRealBarnez]

Didn't the inability to control the planes at 13:30 annoy you?

[FlinckShinesOn]

07:13 The carpet has foal in it and it's bugging me!

[EnglishExile]

"Jesus Christ is on our side? Yeah, we ARE the good guys!"

[drewlark99]

best commentary fucking ever tho.

[drewlark99]

Actually the reason for Muslim world being fucked up is the brits. Watch lawrence of arabia

[ApprenticeNick]

He pushed X! And didn't die!

[jony1710]

play pokemon yellow!!!!!1one!

[earmite100]

Please do all of the above. Also that was awesome.

[supersolarsun]

I'm a FEMALE american who is also a nerd though dislikes fps for the most part but I must say for playing generic fps VOLUME 7 this was quite hilarious. I should totally do that type of commentary when I'm over at my fathers house and he's playing it :D bet he'd love it!

[awesomemanisawesome]

This video is proof that terorists are jumpers (movie)

[marsrover001]

Play Urban Terror.

[marsrover001]

Glitches... laughing me head off.

[SkepsisGaming]

FUCKING DANIEL CRAIG OH MY GOD XDDDDDD

[AdmiralDolphin]

Fucking incredible. My hat's off to you sir. That was hilarious.

[acosmas17]

:'( im american

[Lemming433]

How on earth do you manage to find all the glitches XD

[OfficialNerdCubed]

@Lemming433 Finding Glitches in games is my superpower. I do it far too often. :p

[Uaxis]

@OfficialNerdCubed I suppose if it were a superpower, it'd be hard to ignore. Like telepathy.

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

cant really say the jokes bout us being there anymore when we're leaving but it was funny none the less

[jbhak4]

Go with Multiplayer!

[BrazenAiRonyoSigilos]

Agree that the Singleplayer sucked, and that the Multiplayer is awesome. I vote for a Let's Play in the multiplayer.

... let the helicopter piloting hilarity ensue!

*cue dramatic game music*

[weareallinocent]

Penumbra: Black Plague. doooooooooooooooooooooo it. pleeeeeeeease? it would make my life

[cheetaboy7]

I expected it to be boring, but this was hilarious

[realspace3]

not that i need it needs any more votes, but B :)

[AudioOverlord]

B! B 5evar!

[xznon1]

I know u apologized for you're comments on Americans, buy even WE cant deny they're true... That makes me fear for the fate of our country.

[gamerguy553]

I totally agree that the campaign justed sucked. I nearly fell asleep during the dogfight mission. I can't even play 2 hours without falling asleep. But multiplayer is epic.

[trevadetrev]

I still love: *shoots* "You're free!" *shoots* "You're free!"

[NihlusSpectre]

Definitely do NOT do A! Everyone does those where they play the whole game, and I cant stand watching those. If I wanted to watch the whole game, I would buy it and play it myself. Yes, you are 1000x funnier then any other Lets Play Host, but please keep up your varied and randomness schedule!

I will accept the B option gladly :D You are bound to be a riot online.

[DarkDestiny8000]

A! :D

[MrSupergram]

Lets play skyrim

[OttOO]

@MrSupergram no

[Spencer5069]

also, A might take too long, and B would be awesome.... BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BBBBBBBB.... hope you count each one ;)

[Spencer5069]

I don't understand how you only have 5000 subscribers. You are hilarious and original, keep it up!

[randompl]

option A and B please

[ShaddoRog]

13:35 Did you say you payed 6k for this computer? That's one nice rig then xD

[PrawnSticks]

If this was *actually* a game about vampire soldiers with glass eyes fighting people who can run through walls, it would be freaking awesome.

[Zeezjay]

MORE OVERGROWTH!

[dynamitenoodle]

i get the fealing u got really like americans

[LegoInr]

WARNING! This video contains: swearing, gore, Americans. You killed me with that Americans :)

[thefalconmckwean]

A. Finish the whole game!

[TheCardMagic]

I am american, yet I found this hilarious.

[Mikhavoc]

"This is for trying to defend your own country from invaders like we do in every other thing ever!"

Best.

[imallfordabulls]

All this time, the music from BF3 reminded me of something, but I couldn't put a finger on it. It's Terminator 2 music! Dun dun, dun, dun dun, dun.

[1life1left]

Yay! you got the game :D

[gamerguy553]

so, in the NerdCubed war soldiers are lazy eyed vampires with dirt in their face.

.....I can deal with that.

Anyways the video itself was awesome. I loved the part where the guy ran through a wall. And do A AND B

[THEAWSOMESTDUDEVER]

did u get a opengl 3.1 eror mesage

[NekuChibi]

what is your current graphics card?

[kernalEugEnE]

Do the multiplayer!

[vreetech]

Nice vid, very funny. Now i know why the Americans are over there, to kill all the x-men wall phasing mutants!

[bo0tzz]

MOAR! I WANT MOAR!

[TheSkelett]

someone to follo..... aaaaaaaha a rat !!!

[UnlimitedHeppu]

He shot the lens flare out of her lamp!

First thing that came to mind. And yes construction light are female, don´t ask me how I know that.

[SeanGatchell]

I could deal with the ANAMORPHIC LENS FLARE in a first-person shooter, but the reflective dirt on a lens effect is just too much. Someone should tell the characters the player plays at throughout the single-player that they would fight the war much more efficiently if they didn't have a PanaVision camera on their shoulder.

[OttOO]

Multiplayer. I agree it is amazing and the campaign is utter shit. Although the sniper glare is a bit over used and dramatic it still is good.

[splodeybaloney]

I wish I could have enjoyed playing through this game as much as you seem to be

[Volcanopyre]

You make this restrictive bullshit hilarious

[y0ut00ber]

7:45 LOL

[DoctorG33K]

You know, the best thing about this is that most of us Americans do act exactly like that. Not all of us, some of us have brains. But a decent majority.

[simplyethan]

So... THAT was the funniest LP I've ever watched...

[akapral115]

@OfficialNerdCubed, if you find yourself in a fair fight you've planned wrong.

US Armed Forces doctrine

[beanbagtraveler]

Please continue this.... I was laughing my ass off

[darthpepito]

So now that you've replaced some of the guts of your computer does it still sound like it's wheezing and gasping for air?

[nemitz71]

PLEASE FINISH THIS GAME, I LOLED AND I ROFLMAOED

[LtTurtle13]

Do a Skyrim Let's Play! You clearly hate the game, and that's what makes these funny

[bobthehamster1]

as an american, i should be offended by everything you said. but i know its all true, so i aint even mad

[EDTV64]

@bobthehamster1 No need to say anything about it then.

[Rulerofwax24]

This was like British Humor from concentrate. The into was very funny with it just skipping around a lot :p I was honestly waiting for this video. I do think the single player is terrible, and you demonstrated some of the things wrong with it in this video (so, don't do MUCH more BF3 single player).

Also, have a direct link to your twitter in the description, so I can get to it easier.

[DrWack1]

O MY GOD! SOMEONES ALIVE!?

[DrWack1]

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[MNM1245yt]

Next time make the audio for your voice louder. I had my comp at full volume and it still felt quiet.

[TheTick227]

i kinda get the feeling that you dont really like america...

[OfficialNerdCubed]

@TheTick227 I actually want to live there later in life. #mindblown #alsotrue

[TheTick227]

@OfficialNerdCubed well thats good! i hope i didnt come off sounding like a douch also love the channel!

[TheRealBarnez]

@OfficialNerdCubed You can't leave us, Dan!!

[max82power]

A. Loved the editing

[guitarskills2]

YOU READ TVTROPES :D

[kevinvlsqz]

Pandas everywhere cried when this ended. Make more to make pandas smile. =D

[adzeldoran]

15:13 HOLY SHIT NERD CUBED WATCHES RED VS BLUE. LIFE. COMPLETE.

[KeshnerfFilms]

BF3 SP: Cut-scenes, key mashing, and pamper-all-the-way skill level. 0/10

[KarioDudeRBN]

@KeshnerfFilms yet still much better than MW3 SP

[stealthguy05]

A and B Please

[adzeldoran]

A+B

[amazingred09]

this was freaking hilarious, do you plan too do more mainstream games or are just gonna stick to indie games?

[bugeyes8]

AAnd favorited for dialogue.

[eenayeah]

A, B, C and D.

[KtownKid4121]

We're going into SPAAAAAACE :D

[davidpholtz]

I was exspecting for him to shoot everwhere when the guy was like FREEZ MODA FOOKUR HANDZ!

[KonmanXC719]

blood and shit!

this comment contains:

- swearing

- gore

- an american

[TheSnowTurtles]

Will there be more? that was awesome!

[MrVangerRoodoo]

Why didn't they just include a player vs bot mode instead of this campaign.

[Breather003]

WARNIG: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS - Swearing, Gore, Americans. I find that amusing as an american! :D

[ManRod555]

and why do you hate americans so much? im american

[metalheaddrummer101]

you NEED to finish this! I haven't laughed so much in a very long time

[ManRod555]

i enjoyed watching this.

[Carusodana]

If NerdCubed was in the war, we would all die

[OfficialNerdCubed]

@Carusodana That really depends who's side you were on... :p

[Shodex4]

@OfficialNerdCubed Good time to be the enemy, eh?

[MinecraftLostyboy]

@OfficialNerdCubed you were shooting your own men and civilians in the face. I think either side would be the bad side to be on.

[Crazykevin91]

SECOND!!11 z0m6z im so special now

[DementedPingu]

@Crazykevin91 You are special... in the fact that you can't count.

xD

[Crazykevin91]

@DementedPingu NUUUU! DAMN SOMEONE COMMENTED BEFORE ME! MY LIFE JUST GOT DESTROYED IN 4 SECONDS D:

[cutjim]

I want you to play multiplayer with me co-host style. 'cus I'm cool and you're cool and together we can be... super cool. THAT! Yea that!

[Brekkjern22]

So I guess I want you to do A, B, C and D.