Classified Swine Flu MARTIAL LAW Plan ! (Humour)

[surefoot4x4x4]

the onion grabbed it. it's real listen closely, the ppl are real teh location are real the words are unreal to hear. now vote,

[VulcanXL]

My vote would be, GTFO!

[CreateCreateYours]

Holy fucking shit!

[MakaveliDaDon777]

this shits probally true anyway and they just wanted to make a joke out of it who knows :(

[franknyt]

This is The Onion - Not Real.

[joes805]

is this real?

[StarSkreamZ]

its interesting you hear him say "classified airborne classified"

i realize its a spoof, but that little phrase basically is saying "weaponized airborne Ebola"

[vctrfs]

I was the Caller. I though this video to be serious and I wanted Alex Jones to know. I am a concerned American just like Alex, and for everyone to think that he is a "cult leader" is just stupid. I did'nt know what an onion is, so who cares. At least I had the balls to call it in and inquire what the hell is going on. Even though he was proven wrong by Bill Copper, it only takes 1 time for him to be right. I apologize about this morning, I was just concerned about what I saw. I HAVE that right.

[gunzkillu]

i think that the word 'CLASSIFIED' in this case means 'Fill in the BLANK' . Basically what they're doing here just giving more power to soldiers over the people..just making it clear for those people that don't get it or think this is a joke. I dont think there's anything funny about this video. It's VERY VERY SERIOUS! I recommend you guys stock up on as many guns and survival supplies as possible because when this thing breaks out its gonna be world war 3 us against them!

[Telefonillo]

just so you know, the logo in the corner tells this is an The Onion video, they do a lot of spoofs and send-ups of this sort, always funny... check their Youtube channel out.

That said, their satires are a lot more informative than Fox news.

[BeastObrahma]

4 horsemen

this is my page's meaning

[astrofreak123]

hahaqha,loved the parody,its happening now behind closed doors!!!

FUCK the new world order

i will fight

i will not surrender

ill go done taking one with me

fuck the NEW WORLD ORDER

[skanktimonious]

I find it hilarious. The fact that you people want so badly to believe your made up bullshit, that you won't even cross check an obvious piece of satire.

[IlluminatiSeer]

No one wants to believe the new world order is taking over... its just what is on the news. And its in news papers all over the world.

[skanktimonious]

Really? What story? In what paper?

[IlluminatiSeer]

go to google news search, type in new world order. Or Global Governance. And you will see thousands of new articles talking about it.

[skanktimonious]

What a cop-out. Why can't you provide an address for one you consider credible. (hint: Alex Jones isn't credible.)

[IlluminatiSeer]

the reason this planet sucks so bad is because of people like you

[IlluminatiSeer]

links dont work in chat dumbass.

Why dont you check the facts you lazy pos, if your not part of the solution then you are the problem !!!

[skanktimonious]

I'm not the one making the claim, fuckstick. That means the burdon of proof is on you.

[rombomb420]

Jones even said on air it was satire similar to the Onion when a caller called in to "warn" him about it. Just shows how gullible & stupid people are. & I'm talking about the caller, not Mr. Jones. He corroborates all his evidence. Learn to disseminate reality.

[skanktimonious]

When I first commented on this, it didn't have the (humour) part in the title.

"Mr. Jones. He corroborates all his evidence." Hahahaha....yes, that must be why he continues to spread his bullshit 9/11 claims, that you idiots eat up. Give me a break.

[rombomb420]

What proof do you have other than Popular Mechanics yellow journalism & 9/11 commission whitewashed lies to back up YOUR false claims sir? Physics proves that Alex Jones & Dr. Smith are correct in their assessment of a thermate based controlled demolition. I bet you've never even taken a physics class tho, so I don't expect you to understand basic scientific principles that are 100% indisputable.

How does it feel to be an ignorant brainwashed moron that can't even think for himself?

[skanktimonious]

I knew you'd take the bait.

Just another radio show parrot. You've got some serious nerve calling other people brainwashed.

[rombomb420]

I asked for real evidence sir. Until you have some, you are just another blow hard who is obviously too weak minded to confront the real truth & instead chooses to call people names in order to stay buried in his own delusional reality. You will be one of the first to end up in the camps & take the mark of the beast. Enjoy.

[skanktimonious]

Whatever you say, batshit.

[rombomb420]

Ladies & gentlemen, another genius reply from the most intelligent man in the world!

[skanktimonious]

Yeah, you should see the all caps, highly intelligent, cyber hissy fit, this half witted, inbreed sent me.

Why don't you post that little gem for Youtube to see, you fucking crybaby.

[Darkknight7853]

I don't find this funny at all

[geeleegoat]

You are under psyop attack. This is planted in an attempt to discredit those warning of the very real COG and plans for martial law under a contrived pretext.

[kurtleics]

This is a mock up guys - a joke.

It is funny haha, but it does touch on very serious issues!

DONT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!

[skanktimonious]

OMG, this is from the Onion. You people are such fucking morons.

[skanktimonious]

I guess you don't remember Dick Cheney, dumbass.

[eggmunkee]

Would almost be funny if it were not so close to reality.

The description and text is misleading about the content of this video.

[tossthekitty]

FAKE - Look at LOGO

Its "The Onion"

[philcozz]

The person speaking is identified as a "Rep. John Haller, (R) Pennsylvania, 12th District." There is no Representative John Haller. Since 1974, the 12th Congressional District of Pennsylvania has been represented in the House of Representatives by John Murtha, a Democrat.

[nealkassanoff]

This seems more like a practical joke than a satire. Fact is the flu pandemic is being dovetailed with Homeland Security practices.

[NephilimFree]

They'll have to take the guns out of my house before they inject me.

[jsmith2142]

protected birthing centers wtf

[1776blues]

However I should mention that executive orders and legislation has been passed that gives the Government the option of imposing martial law.

The repeated use of classified through out his comments points towards this being satirical in nature.

[jlac2xmglock]

classified,classified,classifi­ed! etc...!

[ozzyleads]

fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake

[1776blues]

It appears to be serious but as noted before it is a satire news site so how can they be trusted?

[1776blues]

According to Wikipedia;

The Onion is an American "news satire" organization. It features satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper and website known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 690,000 and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old.[2]

[Drunkgrenadier]

hey hey I got my sister to cry watching this.

[whoajohny22]

This does not look edited.... It sounds scary like most of the things the government does.... :-(

[kawale]

fake! fake! fake! fake! and fake!

[MARIAUTUBE]

Thanks !!

[JeffTheDude777]

Ummm.... This is the Onion News Network.

[ozzycriss]

Fake disinfo Channel

[jondulars]

No it is not a scam! It is actors and a fake set talking about something they really are doing. It is a Saturday Night Live/Onion type of satire telling the truth.

[shawdez]

I've never heard of Onion news or whatever it's called, but regardless of who put up this video, WHAT ARE THE CLASSIFIED WORDS?

He mentions hauling off bodies in urban areas.

[RonPaulOrDie]

surely you are kidding

[RonPaulOrDie]

there are no classified words, thats like asking what happened in a cartoon once the episode ended. it doesnt actually exist

[jondulars]

You tube this..

Large group of Grave liners found outside Atlanta Ga

Several places in the US have 1,000's showing up in stockpiles. These are liners but they are large enough to put up to 4 bodies. They are getting ready for something. You can believe it is in THEIR plans. You are going to see millions die in this country. Now is the time to be very careful and pay attention. Forget these idiots that are always debunking everything. They will be the first to go!

[jondulars]

You tube this too..

FEMA Coffins, Viruses and The Super Bug

That page has other info on the right

[MrMystery52]

aha...disinfo...!

[slagnogler]

LOL  "please cast your votes"

[seattleguy48]

I just was listen to Alex Jones talking about this. its a fake report but those who put up such fake reports are the people we need to be very concerned about.

[shawdez]

Absolutely!! That's what it means, the word "INFOWARS". Thanks.

We also need to be concerned about open borders!!

[ENJOYOURMATRIXX]

fake c-span video look at the logo at the bottom, the propaganda is getting slicker and slicker watch out folks

[shawdez]

Right, I'm hip to that! But what exactly is he referring to a nuke?

He does mention urban areas and hauling off bodies.

[ARBuilder1776]

Repost using swine flu bullshit. It was barely funny the first time. Now its just stupid.

[pixarian72]

Although the ninja parade was hillarious

[pixarian72]

Onion, NWO disinfo channel

[TheLexiconDevil]

Alex jones knew it was the onion as soon as he mentioned Haller haha.

[shawdez]

But WHAT then is he talking about? What do you think the "classified" words are?

He does mention urban areas, and mass body hauls! What a nuke??

Thanks.

[ARBuilder1776]

ITS FAKE!!!

[supermaucat]

Alex Jones is a ZIONIST AGENT! His wife is even a Polish Jew!

[shawdez]

You're a fag!! Your mom OUTED your dumb ass!!

Little queer bitch!

[supermaucat]

hahaha... stupid cultist :D go buy more videos and other shit from your cult leader Alex Jonestein :D

hahahaha... fight the NWO with DVDs! hahahah... so fucking dumb!

[IlluminatiSeer]

you think that alex jones is a cult? lol your so stupid its a radio show you moron not a cult lmol

[DonQuijote]

Holy (classified)

[stuntdoogie]

SPOOF!

[RonPaulOrDie]

haha youre quick

[Drunkgrenadier]

beat ya a jones

[LudwigNosen]

THIS IS FAKE IT'S COMEDY FROM THE ONION

[vctrfs]

Jesus. Everything on that bill besides the words "swine flu" and "the" were classified.

Yea thats cool, let just not tell the politicians that the banks are pretty much saying "if this gets bad, we wanna have bunkers with the army backing us up, and if anyone tries to get into those bunkers....yea no thats prolly terms for the army to step in and say no to them."

My favorite parts was to draft a new bill of rights.

[htfttf]

THis is a scam (The ONION) look it up.

[AmericanPatriot92]

Onion News,

don't bother,