Longmont Potion Castle - Alex Trebek

[skinny326614]

Something to do with the lawn

[MLin109]

he calls him stretchy

[DiscoFascist]

this isn't really Trebek you dickweeds

[SaintIsz]

@DiscoFascist That's not factual.

[MoonajuanaHarvest]

Just found this because of adult swim, awesome.

[unclefeezus]

Wow, Trebek is so much smarter than all of the people LPC normally calls.

[DarkRider69]

@concussedcarneous What the hell has anybody's propaganda got to do with it, you anti-semitic jackhole? It's called cracking open a textbook and paying attention in class. It's sad sacks like you who think it's "cool" to be intellectually inferior and bully smart kids who actually want to do well.

That has about as much to do with Alex Trebek's politics as Britney Spears does with the Hubble Telescope.

[nowais]

you're out of your mind stretchy

[noncontradiction]

Are you out of you mind? Nobody orders sod from Asia!

[pinealrapture]

Could have been handled better. Maybe hustle something up?

[MolecularHeinosity]

You can call me Stretchy.

[BumperMorgan]

I'm sure there are more than one Alex Trebeks in the world. I'm pretty sure this isn't the Jeopardy Trebek.

[kermitneville]

@BumperMorgan You could say that but you'd be wrong.

[BumperMorgan]

@kermitneville You wanna back that up buddy? Sounds like you've got some resonance.

[maxwellhilikus]

@BumperMorgan Just listen to the way he says DOLLARS. It's THE Trebek for sure.

[euroroomer]

you'll be commanded to testify... before Arty Yamamoto

[ariellejsa]

THis doesn't sound like Alex Trebek, and I highly doubt he uses the word "ain't!"

[kermitneville]

@ariellejsa You doubt he says "ain't"? How about "crock of shit"?

Also, I think it does sound like him. Perhaps after a couple of beers.

[bobgods66]

bools eye

[davethehostage]

"Yes, I am likely to order sod from Thailand.

You're out of your mind, Stretchy."

Trebek owns.

[xSAINTJx87]

"you can call me stretchy.." "i just did"

[thousandlegger]

is this really Mr. Trebek? it's hard to tell.

[gorglefrumpf]

@thousandlegger why don't you ask longmont?

[thousandlegger]

@gorglefrumpf my foot's gonna be asking your lip in a minute young man.

[gorglefrumpf]

@thousandlegger You're either gonna play the cymbal on stage for us tonight, or I'm gonna take a cymbal to your lip tomorrow

[MrLukeWorm]

LPC is great... Also funny - check out: "candlertower" 

[spencersghost]

How did he get Alex Trebek's phone number?

[germdisco]

Nobody orders sod from Asia.

[Helmholz42]

leave it to trebeck to pull some trivia shit like knowing that siam was no longer a country.

[DarkRider69]

@Helmholz42 Um, why is it "trivia shit" to know the correct name of a country? Welcome to the US education system.

[Helmholz42]

@DarkRider69 how deep do you have to dig to reply to an 11 month old comment?

[DarkRider69]

@Helmholz42 You got a dog in this fight, dip$#!t?

[Helmholz42]

@DarkRider69 What the fuck does that even mean? And why do you always reply months later?

[noncontradiction]

@Helmholz42 Listen pardner, I've had it up to here with you're perpandicular crosstalk, is that understood?

[psychicguitar]

call me stretchy

[thousandlegger]

@psychicguitar ok stretchy.

[thedoorisunlocked]

so funny! this guy is one clever cookie.

[eggbertsmith]

I read an actual interview with him, which was done in 2003. Rather interesting information for all the LPC fans. However, how do I put a link here? Dont comments with links get deleted? I'll try:

markprindle (dot) com/longmont-i.

then add htm after the period. Then just add the three double-ewes at the front, and read up on this fine cleat-wearin, centipede-deliverin individual. ALL HAIL LONGMONT POTION CASTLE!

[joebobfuzzywig]

@eggbertsmith thanks for the link

[gh0stm0n]

Digital Signature... from YOU. At the time of purchase. In Siam.

[frakctured]

So you thought you'd just stick good old UPS with the charges huh? The end gets me too, you just know he wants to say something but restrains himself