You Better Hold On Tight, Spider Monkey!

[Suesskrautkuchen]

I've seen this in a video of stupid movie quotes and I had to think of "Telladega Nights", where the kids get rude to their grandpa. I lol'd so hard. Btw. Will Ferrell would be a better Edward :P

And this is the link to the REAL spider monkey scene :D

/watch?v=k5zFiYHgftw

[mattdacat13]

Lazer collection 3...

[Searcheur]

and since when the fuck are vampires tree climbing monkeys?

[Searcheur]

such a cheesy fuckin line

[wheeloffortune700]

you better hold on spider monkey

[sartanko]

What's a spider monkey?

[legendie123456789abz]

i call my girl friend spider monkey

[AbbyOJoe]

This video is amazing it makes me laugh every time me and my friend watch it :)

[Quirk29]

Oh, Cedric Duggery.

You're too much.

[Quirk29]

What a, fucking, good... movie?

Spider-monkey.

[SeaShellNecklaceBrah]

FUCK.

I've been duped again!

I can't find a single decent video about spider monkeys on this site.

And then the shit really hits the fan when I get tricked into watching Twifaggot.

[skaterkid1477]

@SeaShellNecklaceBrah u say twilights faggy when u go looking for spider monkey videos?

[SuperGoldfish1999]

Eddy Cullen is a Fucking Pimp for saying this

[SuperGoldfish1999]

Twilight is for Faggots, and who the Fuck cares what Eddy Cullen says to his Hoe? Nobody that's Who

[babymariemerchant]

@SuperGoldfish1999 to his Hoe? His garden utensil?

[SuperGoldfish1999]

@babymariemerchant Oh Yeah nice one, your a fucking smart aleck you whoreass

[babymariemerchant]

@SuperGoldfish1999 thank you dear! :-D

[MsBittersweetLove]

@SuperGoldfish1999 Then get a life and stop watching....you know you love it♥ Jealous much?

[shootthekitty]

Worst movie ever. I only came on here because I heard that line was the only good part. Lmfao!!!

[Crodic]

What. the. hell.

HAHAHAHAHAH.

[KlutzyGirl17]

aww hes so cute wen he says tht!!! if ppl hate twilight either admit u love it or dont comment!!! I <3 TWILIGHT!!!

[iamcool929]

I wonder if he feels weird when he does that with his voice

[SarahRabbit1]

Lol, 'wait, what!?'

[nitroiscool96]

spider monkey? i hate twilight! wat is that even spossed to mean?

[loveanimals7080]

If u hat twilight WHY ARE U WATCHING THIS !!!!!!!!!????

[LordNar13]

@loveanimals7080 well because i saw this on the laser collection 3 and one of my friends explained it

[whereistheyall]

i hate Twilight. the only reason i'm watching this is because spider monkies are jackass little monkeys, so all in all, it feels good that Edward is pretty much insulting Bella XD

[polkadot1elehphant]

Epical fail o_o

[NakedCreep]

Someone was high.

[NathClovey]

what is funny? -_-

[LuvCandiie]

Hmm...I am really grateful for this vid. i actually rented the twilight DVD n watched with my frens at my house, n when edward was saying tat line 'You better hold on tight, spider monkey!' i wasn't paying attention, so when my frens were laughing, i was like "wat he say? wat he say?" then they said something bout "spider monkey" but i didn't hear clearly, n was too embarrassed to ask again, n instead of replaying the movie after they left, i spent most of the time racking my brains over this.

[kiamia93]

oh man!!! i cracked up laughing so hard when he said that. probly my fav. part cause its not some deep romantic line, it's cute and funny!

[imholly123]

pauase at 0:04

[ELGQZ]

this movie is gayer than cobb salad spider monkey..

[SuperGemma2009]

i like tht bit i lagh every time i see it. and i see it alot lol

[ArabKate]

um yeah i heard it the first time, just another line from the movie twilight no need to have a heart attack

[Loli237]

spider monkey!?

[ohXsoXsexy]

i actually love that bit, bellas laugh makes me laugh at that point too

x

[stepheliza]

?? ok

[tomcokis]

Anybody seen laser collection.

Hang on tight spider monkey...

Rofl

[BFNecrohell]

is that the recording equipment on the left?

[amuricafuckyeah]

the line was already shit

[GraceSmellx3]

Supose..

[N4EG12]

it sounds veryyyy sexyy haha and u see bellas face reaction haha

[amcrratm]

this kinda killed the line...

[DeDanskeKedninger]

it was actually catherine Hardwicke (the director of twilight), that made this list off all these names like the famous "spidermonkey" and gave it to Robert. then she told him to chose the one he liked the best, and he chose "SpiderMonkey"... :D

[snipergirl1998]

thats the best line in the whole thing!

[bedheadbread]

that line makes me cringe haha, it's so un-edward..

[xxPandaxRawrxx]

lmfao

[DoctorKibbles]

whoever wrote the script for this movie is an effin genius. i wish i thought of "you better hold on tight spider monkey."

[hotejr]

makes me melt hes so cute

[TablesTurnSumtimesOk]

Bahaha I get these ridiulous giggles every time I hear this line. :] I can't believe he actually picked this line. Lol.

[xoidolxo97]

haha you better hold on tight spider monkey?!

[Smili8Miley]

cute

[Licamelia]

hahahahha!!

ii love him

[191cAsS]

thats like the hottest non-hot line ever!!! A little part of my heart melts every time I hear him say that in the movie XD

[DavidArchuletaLuv22]

OMFG!  that's one of my fave quotes of the movie!!♥♥♥

[AmineFashGrrl]

thats so weird

[soccerblondie511]

I love this line!!! I think it is soo cute how he says this! Did you know that he actually picked this line out for the movie!

[miajorgiarock]

its sooo cute how he says tht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lutherthechicken]

did you hear her giggle after this? its so random...

we sent a poll out in science and found everyone hated this line

[Dolphinlady16]

nice...spider monkey is now in two of my endless list of favorite movies...twilight and talladega knights...you better hold on tight spider monkey...lol...i'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey...lol again...

[limescape]

spider monkeys are one of the smartest animals on the planet... and cute.  so in other words nothing like these two bozos.

[demonspirit713]

HAHAHA! niiiice. ^-^*

[SHAUNIEEandABBIEE]

What the hell is a spider monkey. Iss there suchh a thinng?

[bailzgirl]

omg! that is my favorite line in the movie!!! :]

[lexislulu]

wow i love that pictrue of him rofl

[paigebradley]

"You better hold on tight spider monkey."

OMG, he is soooooo sexy!!!!!!!!!!

[TeamSwitzerland1234]

Its actually 184,781 views, wow thats alot!

GO TWILIGHT!!!

[icantreadyourmind]

hahahaahaha xD

i love when he says that

i always have a laugh when i heard that xD

[Vampiregirl1198]

ok if you get the point why do you keep playing it over and over again?

[golddigger0325]

emm..this video is kinda creepy, I wouldnt like to be Rob if I saw this ´hahah

[Tink2love05]

they blocked out his butt! that was the best part! he's so cute!!!

[chocmaan]

Lol i know...its so weird

[isegomez]

I will hold on tight, flydog haha... jk, u guys know i love twilight

[xxxcurliixxx]

love it!!

[jesslyn12131415]

I love that part in the movie!

181,921 views holy crap!

[ilypeypey1]

DURR THEY BLOCKED OUT HIS ACENT DUMBBUTT . this is funy part i ♥ it.i saw the movie 3 timez

[GoBananasGirl]

lol

[speenat]

okay...

[sierrsavan]

he's so hot!

[xXnavoXx]

wtf....... -.-

[peaceluckylove]

that was great

[twilightgirlmh]

that's annoying

[emofemalebeauty96912]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

[ghettorockerspartan]

I LOVE THIS PART OF THE MOVIE!!!

Ok, it's not in the book, but who cares! He's so HOT!!!

You did a FANTASTIC job on this!

[jonasmuscles]

In this clip, the harness that will lift Rob up is visible.

Source:

twilighters org

it's under 'Movie Goofs'

[dippydedodaday]

I love this part. I really truely want to be his SPIDER MONKEY

[missashley313]

worst book to movie transition EVER

[beautyfulhaspy123]

I WANT TO B HIS SPIDER MONKEY!!! :'(

[smi005smi005]

me 2 ...i love rob

[itsmylifeletmebe]

he didnt have an accent when he said this

[333horselover333]

lol

[StarryFades]

uhm ok?

[MrsPattinsonNewman]

I <3 ROBERT PATTINSON

love rosie price :) x

[moll9425]

HAHHAHA XD

[laydeehkoostah123]

haha this is awkward

but dont worry

its my myspace headline!

=]]

[hid462]

I nominate the movie for best comedy of 2008.

[JaNiRaNiPaRi]

Omg i loooved that bit of the movie LOL!

[Evanescence233]

AHHHH I <3 EDWARD! Hes so friggin cute! X3

[c00lcat1]

That was one of my FAV parts of the movie

[aliciakeyslover10101]

XD XD XD XDX DX XXXX

[mrsjoejonas5]

Why did he call HER a spiders monkey? He's the climbing the tree real fast! lol

[GreenEyesDayDream]

hahahahahahhaagaaggagagagaagag­aaa

[destinysbabexx]

if i was bella i would be like spider monkey? but then i'd be like oh well your to georgeous to care!! im in love!!

[Romarick5]

That is SO stupid, that it is very funny !!!

[nickfan118]

that was werid

[SykeOhApple]

oooohh i loove

x

[lottie757]

I LUV EDWARD CULLEN

[fashionistagurl95]

LOLSz THA REPEATiNG THiNG iS FUNNY...

"YU BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT SPiDER MONKEY.." LOL

*GiGGLES FROM KRiSTEN*

[XxPartyHard765xX]

HE SOUNDS SOO HOT!! haha its true :]

[omen00in00sox]

excuse me for my IQ of -200, but i dont get it....

[PrincessBunniixoxo]

o.o

[xKataang4evax]

LOL I LOVED THAT PART!!!!!!

[angelangelangel44]

?

i watch soo many time still don't get it

[AnnabethSeptember]

Spider monkey's hold tight to tree branches and stuff? I think thats it

LOL i love that part

[psteele005]

LOL

[weekenddwarrior]

lmao aww

[TheWalkingNerd]

LAWL! when i saw this, me and my friend were the only ones laughing in the WHOLE theater, my other friends were like '...he...' im glad other ppl laugh at it too! now thats me and her's inside joke...heh...spider monkey...

[brokendoll13]

rofl your comments on this is hilairious.

[officiallyxdazzled]

i love him and everything he does and says

<3

[Orion8888]

lmFao! i was crying i was laughing so hard when i saw this part in theatures!!!

[keepyourfriendscloze]

why?

[Gabbyy15]

hahaha i love that part.

he was trying to be all romantic then he says "spider monkey" i mean come on. WTF. hahaha oh jeez i loved this movie and i wasnt a fan of it before i went to see it.

[SweetAly07]

Its soo cool how he has his sexy accent and then he can say it on the movie without the accent

[xCatii]

are they really going out together in real life?PLEASE ANSWER!!!

[juaxnera]

no dear, no.

[kellycecy]

i dont think so and by i dont think so i mean i'm pretty sure kristen has a boyfriend named michael angarano

you dont believe me????google it :)

GO TWILIGHT

[keepyourfriendscloze]

Do you have HIM (M.A.) photo???? Very interesting how he looks)

[adamkixurass]

um.. ok..

[BananaShakeizzle]

love the delusional romantics.

[locollama45]

i love this line soo much!!and edward too!!! screw jacob!!!!!!!!

[pjbarlow]

I'd be his spidermonkey anyday darlin! LOL!

aahhh, *swoon*

x x x

[angelangelangel44]

??????

i still don't get it......??!

[KayleKotenok]

"Spider monkey" sounds terrible in a char like Edward.

I hate that line ¬¬

[kellycecy]

shut up that is my favorite line

dont be a hater just cause you cant be smooth like him so ha.... you go stick a spider up your monkey ass

you got something to say call me my number is ....nun of your buissness

I LOVE EDWARD AND TWILIGHT

[KayleKotenok]

Why give a rude answer to a simple opinion? Whatever kid...

[Yodababy79]

that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

[angelangelangel44]

I don't get it.....

wat's the meaning?

[brangie9293]

wbu? what the #*** dose that mean. EDWARD CULLEN HAS BEEN SEXIR THAN U SINCE 1901!!!!! WHAT NOW

[HisPersonalHeroine]

you bet your ass i'd hang on to him like a spidermonkey. *drools*

[serenasgangsta123]

"you better hold on tight spider monky", ohmigaws thats so funny!!!!!!!!!!

[Dorika9309]

xDD

no comment...it's so cool :)

[SandraHeartsRyan]

WHOOT !

THAT QUOTE SHALL NEVER DIE !

[ciarat13]

spider-monkey

ermm she said that her theories were radioactive spiders

and hes climbing up a tree like a mokey sooooo

idk

lol

wbu

[inutaisho94]

he sounds like he got a cold lol poor guy D=>

[NicholasLover15]

Rosali also calls Emmett mer Monkey man.. did you notice all the monkey comments in this movie?? Are vampires Monkeys now or something>? haha

[FlowerRocksDuhh]

lol you noticed that too?!?!

haha i know right!!

wat IS up with vampires and monkeys lol!

[horsegerbil]

It wasn't in the book, but I loooove this line. =D

It's so adorable.

[pointlover08]

sounds hot but weird

[Kindergarden9]

Is it in the film?

[fereeaking]

I dont get it. Why spidermonkey? :S It sounds silly and weird. In the book, Edward said "come on, little coward, climb on my back" Which i think sounds way better.

[KayleKotenok]

I´m totally agree with you

[magiclovin]

spider monkey??

wtf

that is just sad

why the hell did they put that in the movie 4?

by the way, ur video makes it sound better

[MaceyNoel88]

I'm sorry but that was one of the stupiest things they added to the movie.

[rawrrpriscilla]

omg AHAHAHAH! I LOVE IT! he so hottt! ahah

[93Hondax2]

i dont know why but i really like that line:)

[Restinginchanges]

hah! Wow... Nice, thats like my favorite line from the movie. (after seeing it twenty million times).

[lacrosseladday]

i could here that as many times as i can and still get seduced by his voice ;)

[Alex526940]

this f-ing piece of shit dialouge is exactly what made this movie 10 times worse than i thought it would be(i still think the books are amazing)

[sophiearabian123]

thats a stupid video

[xmusicxjunkyx6]

i love that bit but it is not in the book??!!

oh well...

[XxXdragurlifeXxX]

thts wat drives me crazy

[devotedtoTom]

ooh that sounds awesome at the echo part! lol

[Miguels07]

spider monkey, makes sense but sounds lame. Yes watever Move on with your lives!

[xxmusicloverx]

haha how is she not dying of laughter

[beatlezepplove]

Ohhh kay.

XD

[WeddingPlanner456]

hey it was 16 seconds of HOTNESS

[sexiibabii1478]

love that it was funny♥

[dolceblush20]

hahaha he's too cute.ok so what does 'spidermonkey' actually mean??

[chelsiiiXD]

haha haven't you ever seen those stuffed animal spidermonkeys? they're just monkeys with really long arms and legs that have velcro on the hands and feet so you can like velcro it to where it's hands are around your neck or whatever...I don't really know how to explain it haha xD

but yeah I tried :)

haha and back on topic, loved this video :)))