The Italian man who went to malta

[AndyHarglesis]

La masturbazione è comune tra gli adolescenti ragazza.

[howie3601]

skip to 1:06 LoLLLLLLLLLLL dont know if its real or not i guess thats what happened when dumb and dumber 2 was being filmed

[Blinky3341]

1:05

[jeanmarie41]

tht fnn video

[Abel97Hun]

son of a bitch is a dog?!

[ali8459]

i want 2 piece on my plate!!!

[MrOrsettoPadano]

fessi gli italiani che ci vanno a malta.... ah ah ah

your video is funny!

ciao! from Italy! :)

[XsnRUBICON]

:58 thats not sheets thats towls. lame

[rubikmovies]

manneke pis!

[gunsnrosesrocks877]

I like how you put the dog when the guy says son of a bitch

[Jhonny98Galatasaray]

I got this "italian man who went to malta" on my phone me and 2 friends we played a game where we had to have water in our mouth and listened to it...... the water wasn't allowed to come out of our mouths, i won because im good at not laughing all of us got soaked and one peed his pants XD

[astonsgirl01]

that is jokes!!!! x x x

[macmanarg]

lmfao

[jamesplyboy]

MALTESE 4 LIFE MUTHA FUCKAS

[fuckyoumaltese]

Maltses = Shit

why do this low life nation still not vanish yet??? they are wasting oxygen just by breathing, waste of space every step they took......they are the worst mistake of nature, God obviously was high or drunk when he created these nation of trash....

[Wurfenkopf]

@fuckyoumaltese

Forgive my curiosity, but why do you hate Maltses so much? coz it looks like you created your channel just to insult them.

[00003334]

ENGLAND=SHIT

[boybrain656]

cool

[babachicken333]

lol 0:43

[EmiMac33]

omg my best friends user name is lalachicken333!

[Guaseth]

hey u dont get it, do u?

its an old vid which speaks english with italian accent also.... fuckEn?

thats for the audio

as for the vid, u are right, its better the first version...

[1jpierre]

the best by far

[maddhyan]

video sucks

[lordzetsu1]

XD and bed was is well XD

[taylorswift8868]

LOL!

[GmanX50]

The whole damn video stank, except for the "Disneyseks" thing. That was classic.

[73Stenly]

hahahaha

[sergykid]

hey pretty nice :D 5/5

[zuphrin]

It's funny how many people try to re-do this video while everybody fails at it.. the original video was by far th best.

[Larsinho22]

Bad video!

The joke isn´t right with this video, i think.

Take a look at the video with the linesman, it´s much better.

[digitwin]

the video with lineman is better.i laughted more.

[Tessie1491]

lol

[AlanDerKing]

lol... you use absolutly wrong pictures... when the lady said: "you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch" you've taken the picture with the fork... this video sucks xD .. and its better to create new things.. it sucks that you are copying original videos... think different, my friend ;)

[Wulfric78]

Haha, it was so bad that it made me laugh my as off:D

[xxmmjj]

horrible. you ruined it with this stupid video.

[602trickster]

wow poor video, i feel sory for the poor sucker

who made that video!!!!!!!!! LOL : )

the original video is better

[CelesteStorywriter]

FUCK YOU WMG.

[eestigamer]

.....

[Zrnec10]

OMG it sucks that all are copying original video.

That is sad!

[klokan5909]

You've got right! ;-)

[pikathebudgie1234]

bullshit. i did it, it never works here i am 2 months later

[Chaos13666]

lol

doesn't work

[KGBfbiSECUpolitia]

ZaDMaxter : [U no understand i want a fock on the table,U better not fock on the table u son of a beach!] I knew an EastEUROpean girl married2 a bri-born millionaire (on paper, like the wholeUK now= NO liquidity but plenty of DEBT) who quoted her saying 2him ab. his grounds:"I can see some lost ship outside, in the garden" . beach Not bitch, sheep Not ship. He had left 2die in a DirtyBrit hospital like the1s laughed@ byGermans in-TheEnglishPatient-article. He is 62 she was 26y.o. He PROTESTs Now

[aldrickbarber35]

0:44 it's in Dutch? Minny:What do you do, however, always good with Pluto? Mickey: Ehm,Pluto? What the fuck?

[hardcore119]

Yes it is in dutch

Minni: Ooh Jaah! Wat doe je dat toch altijd lekker Pluto.

Micky: Eh ... Pluto?! Wat de fuk?!

Minny: Ooh yes! Your doing that always nice Pluto.

Micky: Eh ... Pluto?! What the fuck?!

[Hishamwahid1]

lol poop on bed haha!

[diljb]

so funny

[kometman]

LOL why is there a dog when he says "son of a bitch"?

[jam2jared]

because "bitch" is actually another name for a female dog.

[kometman]

cool i didnt know that

[WiNT39]

is your dog called a "bitch"?

[aldrickbarber35]

FEMALE DOG! VROUWELIJKE HOND!

[ZaDMaxter]

"U no understand i want a fock on the table"

U better not fock on the table u son of a beach!

[steven90sp]

ma che e sta cosa ? che cagata

[trabucox]

hahahahah funny shit

[grupploso]

Oh sorry!You are African!

[Fukincool123]

So I go back to my room in a hotell! lol

[debombshooter]

nice video m8 so funny

but some wierd thins like fork

[yourdumbanyway1]

lol!! shitty bed

[prosganfan4698]

OMG so funny i like the shity bed

[MadAidy]

I'm really glad you do O_O LOL :D

[yoshu9c]

FUCK ON THE TABLE!!! IS THAT LEGAL

[Linda88PG]

ehiii could u tell me where u found the audio version of the video?? I need it fastly!!! Pleas tell meeeee

[KeDaiv]

wrong

[johnzenjed27]

i really want to fuck on the table..

[escofal]

MMMH.the talking guy isn't italian,because he doesn't say "arrivederci" with right pronounce!

[chiem1000]

1:06 is very.. yuk

[assyrianhoneydoll]

he´s funny

[Azizmuradov]

i wonder wats da original 1

[CleverDjembe]

Youtube user "Alundras". See sidebar ----->>>

[godfist159]

cool

[ItalianWarrior777]

Not quite the Italian accent, nice attempt though

[steffenjensen1987]

FAIL!

[grupploso]

Malta,has been an Italian"venetian" colony.All of your monuments are italian.

[futuramark]

malta was never under italy retard...we were the only partners with rome becuase we overthrew the arabs and invited rome. You just wish malta was yours but it isn't !

[grupploso]

Have dominated in so many!Sicilians have dominated!what luck!!

[futuramark]

u're an idiot? what monuments idiot? we only have a few roman villas remaining...all other monuments are not italian..and it was not italians but romans which is different...and they never conquered us..we were the only partners with rome since we invited them ourselves after rebelling against carthage...so go learn some history before you open your mouth.

[grupploso]

You are right!The Arabs have colonised.You are of Arabic origin.

[futuramark]

arab origin? youre an idiot if you believe so..

[Eliashedlund]

lolololololololololololol!!!!!

This rocks!

[girly1019]

i got the italian man on my phone

[Havec9342]

wtf! 1:06 is so fuckin nasty ass shit

[Kairi12002]

Please stop posting stuff like this it's not very approprete

[Anibishi]

woah that's so funny

lol (^^)

[minimoshing]

fuckin halarious

[pwaszyk]

1:11 is magic!!! XD

[cretanstar]

LOL SO FUNNY {IM NOT ITALIAN IM GREEK}

[Ange1333]

GO GREECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lord36898]

the man is damm ugly

[brcbrtn]

At least he wasn't going "abbabadaboopee?" LOL Check out Family Guy Italian.

[flaky93]

LOL this is fucking funny xDD

(ps. i'm-a-italian) x3

[kneky]

its very funny lol....

im italian too hahahah nice1 but english accent is not only italians problem :P

[fenomforever87]

me too

[bluren7]

That's not italian pronunciation...

[Laandriuu]

non è affatto divertente. E' solo stupido e infantile. Che abbiate un senso d'inferiorità verso gli italiani?

[hyperstone6]

i don't know italian but know what you just said

[grandcracker1212]

I want to fock on the table, she say everybody wanna fock, i say no you don't understand i want to fock on the table. She say, no u better not fock on the table you son of a beach.

[firasashraf]

not bad

[beginner57]

Only a chicken can enjoy this tell: nor my grandma ever told me such a stupid joke. And overall..have you ever heard italian accent? It's TOTALLY DIFFERENT from this one. It sounds like african or something so...I'm not particularly fond in Italy, I don't like very much my own people, and I know they often are not able to speak well foreign languages...but this joke is really painful!

[noodle3550]

omg very

[noodle3550]

very funny lol

[kilsgb]

ahhahahh funny bigga hotel

[beginner57]

a very(ignorant) italian guy would have read: biggheR, and foRk: the man reading doesn't know anything about italian pronunciation...

[hitalian77]

in fact he is not italian cause in Malta speak italian too :-) especially in hotel, restaurant, etc. Malta and Italy are very close. In Malta people listen italian TV :-) I know some people from Malta and in chat we speak italian :-) this video is very funny but it is inappropriate. I laugh more if the title was: the italian man who went to New York or London :-) PS: sorry bad english, I am an italian man who live in Italy where people speak italian :-) bye

[SovietSupremoRPMN]

Hehehe,

F***** B*****D

Indeed the greater part of italian don't speak so good english.

We try to speak italian (miming) also in Japan.

I speak like him :P.

Funny video

[eleektra]

This man isn't italian

[xxKennyLoverxx]

i am half italian and i find this hillarious

[clemorque809]

è 1 presa in giro?

[Vigintimilia]

Bravo loryzex digliene 2 a sti barbari incivili! Italy rulèz!!

[discoedvis]

omg its so fuckig old like 1993 i hear it on mtv :D

[DylanSwalmRox3]

;lmao s1mz italians are hariy

[thabutre]

WHAHAHA pies on you to you sun of a bitch

[maccaforpresident21]

it says son of a beach he thinks anyway...

[AlikSong]

lol there was pooo on da bed

[mrambo86]

Just consider it a joke.

Many Italians should definitely learn english; anyway there are many people who know several languages, english included.

Proud Italian, for better or for worse

And remember that when you all still played over the trees, we used to discuss about philosophy...

[loryzex]

Quando insegnavamo la civiltà al mondo conosciuto voi non eravate nemmeno ancora nei pensieri di una sega del padre di Cristoforo Colombo

[fetishhhh]

lmao.tottaly NOT COOL video.

the original is much better than this!

[Jhonxx136]

Hahaha lol fucking cool dude

[cats3504]

is that real shit on the bed????

[suprindo74]

ahahahahah l'invidia è una brutta bestia cari non italiani...

grazie a Dio sono italiano

[babytvb]

the puppy is cute!

[onewhopwns]

unici nelle stupidate xD

[iiiTaLiiia]

bla bla bla...forza italia e fanculo a chi ha qualcosa contro...ciiao ciiiaoo cretini

[onewhopwns]

sisi,in calcio siete i migliori perche tifo per Italia ma in molti altri cose non lo siete xD

[iiiTaLiiia]

TzTz....Fate che cazzo volete..nooii ITALIANI siamo i MIGLIORIII...!!!! non potrete maaii essere come nooi xche siiamooo uniciii...!!!!!!

[Tralalaa8]

JEEEJ! kei goei filmke!! xD LOVE IT

[Barzottone]

veramente una cgata pazzesca

[onewhopwns]

Why dont you italians go learn our language?

xD

andate a fare una frittata,hahahahahahaha

[NinjaRaider2]

Telling them to learn our language is like someone telling you to learn their language. But anyway I tihnk that we should all know English, the easiest language of them all. =P

[cats3504]

lol

[onewhopwns]

btw, im proud to be Maltese!

[onewhopwns]

lol in Malta we dont just learn our language, which it maltese, we even learn english and italian, italian is an option from lots of languages example. german,french and much more so i mean that we even choose what language we learn!! teste di cazzo!

[saruzzalina999]

lol

[calandra99]

An Italian would not say "fock", fork is a word where the "r" has same pronunciation in italian and english!

[LeolaFerrari]

Questo è tutto sciocco!!!!

[hollistergirls27]

the dog is so cute!

[KeKiProductions]

This sucked. I've seen this one done to many times.

[hyperstone6]

peace on you . . . i said piss on you too you son of a bitch ! that's enough I'm going back to italia lmmfao!!!

[pookiebeargurl]

OMG I LOVE THIS!

[teranyan]

call the manager telle him i Wanna SHEET! i like how the "sheet" sounds in that part

[MAGMAGUNZ]

lol i dont know y i m watching this video all the time

[swimchick1121]

lol(you better not fuck on the table u son of a bitch)that was my fav. part

[MAGMAGUNZ]

lol (you don't piss on the plate u son of ma bitch) lol really funny hahahahahahahahhahahahhahhaaha­hhahaha

[banounous]

why he didnt' speak italian..!!!

[Polipheus]

Because in malta they don't understand the italian language ^^ lol

[Hyane123]

we maltese understand italian more then u -.-

[musicrocksmysockys]

thats not true..what do u think ur saying

[aquilinajohn]

Us Maltese ppl understand Italian better than you italians that is because you italians do onot talk english gd...that why..

[aquilinajohn]

also btw...this is in english and not in italian.....pfffff

[1993n1993]

LMAO !!!

[crazy4ganz]

PEACE ON U SON OF a beatch

[worldinconflict1]

u son of the beach!

[kysterthemyster]

son of a bitch lol

i got dat soundtrack on my phone

[Hsmloverzanessa]

mii 2!

[penguboy96]

its so funny

[ArijetaPETA]

lol

[Charles2337]

LOL!

[zobbkristu]

foxx omkom aa barranin ejjew tnejku bina fwiccna a qatta liba (translation)-> fuck u people not from malta come make fun of us in our face and we see who laughes last libaaa

[murzuple]

why the dog when sayin 'son of a bitch?'

[hkrw0mrgiggles]

A female dog is also known as a "Bitch"

[nonstop12345]

Because a female dog is called a bitch lol.

[HubbaLD]

its a female dog and a female dog is called a bitch.

[onemarimeri]

this video is so funny lol

[onlinecop9]

peace out.. piss on u too bitch!!

[mogoliapowah]

someone in 1.05 was messy

[Fedia1997]

fock on the table

[Jonabon]

isnt this in a the middle of a song? what song isit?

[MS4everr]

haha

[qirlqirl08]

Italian hates Malta coz they dosen't understand all these bad words lyke fuc* and so on.So tats y they hate Malta.

[jerone1]

smotpoker00 do you know why italians hate malta because they get beaten everytime they wanna fu*k with maltese...that is me one of them,that im proud and front faced u say that im a fu*kin maltese blooded!!

[Iestyn02]

Tih siehbi, tih ikxef snienek haq qal liba kullhadd iwaqa din il blata ghal liba nejk