Cosmic Race (Playstation, 1995) - Gamescrap.com Video Review

[Obombration]

Erif should obviously have been yiff

[sonicrocks942]

Can you review RollerCoaster World?

[Gamerewiews21]

your winner

[Dafreakabc123]

So is this game out on the PSN yet? just wondering lol.

[WeAreMcCauley]

It appears that Superman 64 has been dethroned of having the worst graphics ever.

[AegisGuardian]

I hope the developers got shot in the face for this abomination.

[um09dndam]

good lord...i feel so violated...

[VendavalEste]

Thanks for showing such an obscurity. :)

[pfairclough]

I want that ten minutes of my life back.

[Truthfulpietro]

I've been reading your review over and over and I think this sentence "flying past giant fucking goal balloon" is missing a few words. Can you fix that please?

[Gamescrap]

Fixed! Thanks man :)

[Highretrogameblood89]

Wow....and I thought Club Drive for the Atari Jaguar is awful. -.-'

I usually don't care for graphics, or at least not as much as others, lol, but seriously...how can a game on the PS have such awful graphics?

The graphics of Club Drive look almost like Forza 3 graphics compared to this. XD XD XD

But the big question is, what is if this game wouldn't be on the PS, but on the Jaguar? Would it be worse or better than Club Drive then? What would you rather buy?

(Yeah, I know, none of those. XD)

[Gamescrap]

HAHAHA, I've never played Club Drive...but after seeing a couple movies of it...wow...tough call :).

At least you can't fall through the floor you're racing on in Club Drive...so that earns it points right there ;).

theJuice has a Jag...I might have to see if we can get a hold of that little gem :D.

[Highretrogameblood89]

I've played it, although only on emulator...

Worst experience of my life when it comes to racing games... (but then again I haven't played Big Rigs and I probably never will.)

[LeafCannon85]

Wow, this is actually pretty damn good. The review, I mean, no way in goddamn hell do I mean the game.

P.S- I'd say Big Rigs is still worse since at least Cosmic Race actually loads and plays at all, even if I use the term "loads" and "plays" lightly.

[Gamescrap]

@LeafCannon85 Hey, thanks man!

Big Rigs and Cosmic Race...tough decision dude. Cosmic Race at least has an actual conflict going for it. Sure, it's a near one-sided conflict with the environment and the controls, but at least there's a conflict...or competition for that matter :P.

Big Rigs was a interactive 3-level fly-through starring a truck that went through everything and an opponent that would wait for you at the finish line.

[Gamescrap]

@LeafCannon85 Then again, both are just a chore to play. And this is the point where my head goes into a perma-loop until I get distracted by something else.

[Truthfulpietro]

All this needs to be completed is a translator of Japanese Text in the Manual and the game.

[Gamescrap]

@Truthfulpietro HAHA, any volunteers???

Actually, the game text is all English. Kinda weird compared to the all Japanese manual.

[Truthfulpietro]

Indeed. I wonder if japanese people enjoyed learning the English language as much as their native language?

[Truthfulpietro]

BTW, Dr. Swank, your review says that there are four characters, when actually there are five. Can you correct that mistake for us?

[Gamescrap]

Just fixed it man, thanks!

[Truthfulpietro]

I should also mention that there are a couple of occassions where you must have pressed spaced a couple of times between words, seeing a couple of sentances such as this one for instance: "Theres supposed to be a line between stupidity and outright insanitybut Im having a hard time figuring this one out."

[Truthfulpietro]

Courtesy of me for directing Dr. Swank to Cosmic Race

Courtesy of BigBangBlitz to show the video to give Dr. Swank and myself an interesting impression.

And Courtesy of Dr. Swank to make a full fledged review. Thank you Dr. Swank. ;-)

Need another game? Just let me know.

[Gamescrap]

Dude, I'm a jerk. I meant to thank you in the friggin' review! I'll add an annotation and update the article ;).

Very cool of you to bring this one to my attention man! Thanks a ton :).

And thanks to BigBangBlitz for motivating me to pay $30 for this game :P

[Truthfulpietro]

Don't worry, I'm pretty forgiving. Whats your next review?

[Gamescrap]

Anubis II :)

[Truthfulpietro]

Looking forward to it.

[10191927]

Wow, this game is ass.

[Gamescrap]

That is a horrible understatement, sir :)