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  • classified out ur ass

  • Well =)

    it sound very important ".... " classified

    and it will definitely protect us from "....." Classified

    LOL ... did it pass .. ???

    so do we still have any freedom ? !

  • fake

  • the flesh eatting thing already happening in the UK

  • @whiteblood10 What you're referring to is the USA 300 bug...name says it all, it is not from another world but our own 4ktard "leaders" ahem i mean rulers

  • lol gotta love onion tv

  • Truth isn't a set date or event. Truth is Love. Truth is Peace!

  • I can't believe that people actually have been passing this on as if it is REAL.. does ANYBODY FACT CHECK ANYMORE.. just GOOGLE The supposed senators name or notice the SOURCE logo (the ONION).. It is ONLY SATIRE!..Nothing more! sheesh people stop saying your TRUTHERS unless you actually understand what TRUTH is! PEACE! ~a~

  • @AdonisKingAXC what if its based off of real shit?

  • AHAHAHA Hes afraid to say UFO and i Hope he was able to see the words he was classifying and hopefully the Aliens will abduct HIS family first, fuck these morons FUCK HOMELAND SECURITY its just another agency given power to murder little kids and old ppl on the streets and say ohh i thought he had a gun.

  • whats ONION?

  • @Alina49 a comedy driven satire group.

  • 1:15 ''Jesus!'' Yup, it had to be classified 19 times.

  • Please tell me some of you tards noticed the ONION in the bottom right corner...

  • this should be expose!!! instead of classify

  • This is my all time favorite classified you tube vid. :)

  • did you hear what he sauid at the end? I new bill will be reviewd by "classified!!!" whaaaaaat?

  • its the chinese

  • CLASSIFIED.

  • If anyone is a Spoof Its You. Dont send me More messages to me. Dont send me rediculous nonsense crap when is truely coming outta your ass. Piss off with your lame nonsense!

  • @Footpuppy73 know that.

  • I will respond to this video. First of all, Mr. Haller is...."classified." Secondly, this was done so that people... "classified." Finally, what he is really trying to say is.... "classified." I hope this clears up any misunderstandings.

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  • This was from the oNion.  See the onion in C-span

  • fake and classified

  • a video with this name is just begging for views

  • UFO=2012

  • This is from the Onion. Their logo is in the video

  • Neither John Haller or this bill exists. It was a video from the online news comedy web site the onion. I'm apt to believe a lot of UFO stuff but this is just plain comedy.

  • ANYONE WHO TIME AND TIME AGAIN ALWAYS SAYING FAKE FAKE FAKE, THAT ISNT THE FACTS, ITS YOU THAT IS FAKE NOT BELIEVING WHAT I REAL AND STARRING IN YOUR DAMN FACES. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, OTHER THAN ITS YOUR FEAR TO NOT BELIEVE IT. THE UNFORESEEN WILL BE HERE. ALL I SAY IS, PEOPLE LIKE THIS PERSON WHO POSTED THIS VIDEO & LIKE ME AS WELL TOLD YOU SO. WE CANT PREACH TO STUBBORN AND IGNORANT. I PRAY FOR YOU SELECTED PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO KEEP MAKING EXCUSES FOR EVERY SINGLE THING OUT THERE AS FALSE

  • @Footpuppy73 1) Caps make you look retarded. 2) The symbol at the bottom shows it is an ONION article, the Onion being a spoof news media

  • PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID, WAKE UP AND STOP MAKING DAMN EXCUSES FOR THE REALITY WHEN I STARES YOU IN YOUR FACES! I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO ARE STUBBORN AND IGNORANT TO IGNORING THESE FACTS TOSSED IN YOUR FACE. STOP BEING FOOLS AND WAKE HELL UP!!!!!!

  • @Footpuppy73

    from the onion

  • this has been out a couple of years under annunaki reptilian something or other it is a fake and has been uploaded several times

  • That is fake...there is no one in congress by this guys name

  • @fifthavenuegirl i wouldent say fake, its satire. 

  • you've got a choice to go down fighting or like a sheep. Either way... we're fucked.

  • they are talking about the various scenarios the DOD planned for in case they were to happen, like a smallpox outbreak etc. these were classified due to the fact that... EVERYTHING THE DOD DID WAS CLASSIFIED FOR FOUR YEARS AFTER 9-11, and most of it still is!!!

  • this has to be fake.

  • So, did they vote "yes?"  Oh, was that a stupid question because it's classified?

  • U.S.A Fucking Classified!!!

  • THIS IS NOT REAL THERE IS NO REP. JOHN HALLER. MORONS

  • Okay .. All you idiots who believe this to be real ca stop creaming your pants. It's the Onion. It's a fake news program meant to be funny. Do you really think they would put a bill like that in congress? .... Morons.

  • no one should freak out over this. It is just a bunch of crazy contingencies built into the homeland securities act about a hypothetical alien contact of the worst possible kind

  • He's got to be fucking kidding me. This Govt. is out of control. What we have running this country is a legal Mafia, and they're entrenched from top to bottom. You see the way Obama threw out all the lawsuits of innocent people that were tortured in Bush's secret prisons? And these people were U.S. & Canadian citizens. This Govt. is above the law. They even have laws on the books that allow them to do biological testing on the public, which they've already done. Even on our soldiers. Sick fucks!

  • CLASSIFIED!

  • And, it's also unclassified as how Congress manages to both waste the taxpayers money while wasting time on this sort of garbage. G Dubya Bush was the biggest weapon of mass destruction ever dropped on this country.

  • And, it's also unclassified as how Congress manages to both waste the taxpayers money while wasting time on this sort of garbage.

  • nbc warfare mofo's.blister agents

  • when i fisrt saw this , it was on c-span, not onion. i usto think

    9on the real C-SPAN was a spanish

  • Lol onion

  • 'The Onion' does not show this video. I have thoroughly checked this site...it is not there. If this is a hoax, they went to a ton of trouble just finding the Senate floor and some of the members of congress. This should be carefully examined! The White House recently ordered $1billion dollars to buy freeze-dried food and are currently having several underground facilities readied for ???...classified?

  • hahahahahahahaahahahahahaaha

  • I'm sorry! I couldn't stop laughing..How is this Legal? I see alot of Black lines and no white on the paper.

  • This is too funny.

    What isn't funny is weapons of mass destruction are really in the food and water we drink and the air we breath.

  • Fake. Made up by the Onion. Had me going for a second!

  • Imnot stupid, i'm far from it but i need someone to explain this to me

    Thanks!

    P.S... not looking for a smart ass

  • you dildos DO see the onion right? it's next to span...

    dildos

  • Is HR8791 provides a classified amount of money to a classified designation - Is it as much as given to the banks?

  • ITS ONION NEWS FOLKS. NOT REAL.

  • OMG! SAVE US~ haha

  • IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!

  • classified fake

  • Class

  • First, it was the Russians, then the ubiquitous terrorists, now the ET's. Manufacturing conflict. Yes, there are ET's, in my not-very-humble opinion. They're not a threat. They're only different.

  • Is this guy a fucking retard or what?

  • This is from a comedy channel...Onion news

  • did he say "Flesh eating?" >_<!

  • Dude i'm HUGELY into UFOology,

    but this is from the onion.

    See there logo next to the word Spain?..

  • You All Do realize this is fake...not saying I'm a skeptic but it is a Onion skit...it even has a little onion next to the span...this is political satire not an actual bill!!!!

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  • HAHA Soooo??? We're Doomed???

  • the government must be planning extermination of all

  • ONION NEWS NETWORK!!!!FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!

  • Thumbs Up For Classified.

  • I hope your classified ass gets probed you stupid fucking douche bag!

  • New bill of rights? OMG we're all screwed!!

  • add a simple onion span layer in after effects and cover up the biggest news of the century .... very clever.

  • wow I want Onion-SPAN on my TV, bottom right corner people, DUH!

  • omg, classic!!!

  • THIS COMMENT IS CLASSIFIED

  • classified ONION wtf !!!!!!!

  • I took a huge classified, it smelled classified and made everyone projectile classified chunks. FUCK YOU!!!!

  • dulce book, ashtar command wwyd dot org

  • Total hoax and joke. Rep John Murtha holds this seat. This was just a hilarious skit making fun of just about all the conspiracy topics: plagues, toxic/radioactive releases, control of food supply, new bill of rights, underground birthing centers? giant monsters unleashed with otherworldly strength. Sounds like war of the worlds or cloverfield. This was really well done and funny to me.

  • @kcran5671 comments like this are why the truth will never be known.

  • Wow, I look at this again I notice that he Said Jesus, As in something really big is going to happen. I hope he Not talking about the good guy The galactic Federation of Light >=/ it's the Government who we need to fight Against! Because We are told lies, EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE PAY TAXES!

  • @Dog360x1 Get a powerful hand gun and get some kick ass skills from your local kick ass teacher. Get fit or die. WAKE UP PEOPLE Like the bible, might as well read it and know it.

  • @dish125db WE should all work together Instead of Fighting with Weapon. We have our secret weapons, And that weapons is Our voice and it can be herd if WE ALL WORKED TOGETHER AND END THESE LIES!!! Time is UP PEOPLE Wake up Or STAY ASLEEP FOR ANOTHER 20 OR 40 YEARS!! IT'S YOUR CHOICE? WE CAN do alot if we worked together! Why are you peaple scared!! WHO CARES ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO DO THIS AND THAT!

    Do we REALLY NEED THE Government If we have people from outter spaces waiting for Us!

  • @dish125db lol go to sleep the bibles a fairy tale

  • @abadubie I'm sorry...that's classified!

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  • that not his real names his real names jmmanuel cause he knew his names could be change cause his seen future .

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  • @time6796 So...u removed your comment.......PERFECT!!! U made an account just yesterday,can u remove the new one and show your face with the real account ,if u have any guts in you?

  • the onion is a news network isnt it? did they make this? or if not where didi they get it?

  • @SuperDaviddivad its a well produced satirical news site, they have the resources to make it look like their standing in the house of representatives. its not the first time they've done this kind of sketch.

  • Thanks for the upload. Great example! Ha!! :-D

    ♥ ☼ ♥

  • Hey, what the hell are they talking about here??

    Couldn't tell ya,.."IT'S CLASSIFIED".

  • Airborne, flesh eating, irradiated, underground protective birthing centers? WOW.

  • Why dont u make this viral? i mean... only 278 views? haha i think this is a must see... whoever uploaded the video.. i think you should change the ame of the video... because people will search for UFO DISCLOSURE or disclosure 2010.... it was hard to find it the seccond time... so maybe changing the name of it will help a little.. and use lots of tags... reupload with a diff name... IDK! do it! haha

  • @JuanJoseFaOrTi  u have a simple option,favorite the damn video and spread the word!

  • @JuanJoseFaOrTi

    You realize this is from "The Onion" right? Its a hoax. The Onion is just a comedy site.

  • @element7waff maybe this is exactly what they want u to believe, ignorance it's a huge fence that blids your vision......

  • @element7waff

    The problem is that our political system is so profoundly corrupt, so geared to appeal to the absolute lowest common denominator, that this seems completely credible. It never occurred to me that it was The Onion. I can very easily imagine congressional representatives, senators, and even the president saying this sort of claptrap, no problem.

  • @hhemken what is the The Onion? What does "Onion" mean?

  • @janard412561 TheOnion.com is a comedy news site. They also have (had?) a comedy newspaper in the San Francisco area. They do these kinds of funny fake news all the time. The problem is that our political system is so overrun by mobsters and their parliamentary whores, that much of what they do at The Onion is often absurdly credible.

  • @hhemken ok... i got bored and started looking at government secrets.Theres alot of inportant secrets they hide... for example: In 1997 Art Bell got a call from a mysterious man stating that he use to work for the government ( AREA 51). He told Art that we ( human) think that there are aliens but its really "Extra Dimensional Beings. They come to take over the big cities so the smaller ones will be easier.. he said it was coming in the future and the government knows about it

  • @janard412561 Don't believe any of that. It's all B.S. Many people and organizations make up all sorts of crap, from hoaxes to outright propaganda.

  • at 1:00 he says something about the size and strength of CLASSIFIED!! WTF is that

  • @jaeric29 "due to their enormous size and other worldly strengths",what else can it be?

  • @mytube92369 Virus.... enourmous outbreak... i mean... u asked what else can it be... not what i think it is. hehe

  • @mytube92369 whoops, he leaked it.

  • @mytube92369

    A Dildo from Outer Space?

  • @jaeric29 That my friend is the UFO's...many think that this video is false...true..it could be; however, go check out the Executive Orders. Power now rests in the hands of FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) People are always arguing over constitutional rights, and little do they know, the constitution is nothing more than a rubber stamp. The Patriotic Act basically nullifiedd the constitution for all Americans. Something is happening and this video contains VAST TRUTH!! Happy Hunting

  • @jaeric29 its not real, see the lower left corner its an onion video.

  • Go (Classified) yourself

    :P

  • @ExtraTerrestrialsALL THAT WE NEED TO KNOW IS "CLASSIFIED" CLASSIFIED

  • I would stick my (CLASSIFIED) in John Haller's (CLASSIFIED) so far that he would choke on my (CLASSIFIED) until his head turned purple and exploded all over my (CLASSIFIED)........... (CLASSIFIED)

  • "flesh eating classified.'' This sounds like a plan of mass murder where they will put the fema death coffins to use and they will have clasified people make a vote on a new bill of rights. ( new world order). dont worry everyone this is just like an animal lashing out because they know they will be captured. The dark government is on its hands and knees trying to hold their false leadership by doing marshall law.

  • @coldblood274 YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!! Fabulous comment....I am nearly jumping out of my seat now. You have been doing your research, I see. Word to the wise: The more you increase your knowledge as to what is really going on in our world, the more your sorrow will grow. The masses see the world as Plato described...staring at shadows on the wall of the cave thinking that they are seeing the real world, yet never noticing that the real world is going on right behind them casting the shadows/veil.

  • wow... this could be either airborne virus or ET invasion... or both hehehe... or just a scam theather.

  • Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket. You gotta be kidding me!

    "Having now reviewed the bill, I ask you to now cast your vote."

    Yeah. Right. Sure.

  • @AdamEtheredge who should we vote for.....classified. lolololololol!!

  • Right ok now if you dont believe.......................­........u never will...hes just given everything away n the feds are letting this on youtube lmao quality!

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