Elaine Benes - Subway

[tonybklyn]

I would like to dedicate this video to any and everyone who endures this nightmare of a transportation system known as the NYC MTA. If you haven't had to commute on a daily basis in NYC, you can't get a full grasp of just how accurate that "silent freak-out" was. :-)

[TangibleNought]

"It's moving! It's moviiiiing! Hahahahaa, yes!" *TRAIN SCREECHES TO A HALT* "...........MOTHA******!!!" [/my morning commute]

[dumaramutsi]

"mooove!!! MOOOVEEE!!! MOOOOOOOVVEEEEE!!!!" LMAO

[velocity246]

This happens to me in the subway all the time! I hate it when the lights go out

[BeautyxinChains]

I did this monologue in my grade 12 acting class xD

[02chevyguy]

This reminds me SO much of me in situations where I have to wait, I'm in a hurry or just don't feel like putting up with it.(especially in traffic or LISTENING TO SOME IDIOT ON THEIR CELL PHONE IN LINE TO BE CHECKED OUT)!

[shefellout]

lol she needs a valium

[starlite025]

Hey Kanye West, your freak-outs are epic, and imma let you finish, but Elaine's subway freak-out is the greatest freak-out of all time.

[starlite025]

My power went out this morning, came back on, then went out again. This scene was all I could think of haha

[kelseyanne08]

I don't think I've ever laughed harder than the first time I saw this episode bahahaha

[bettyfelon1]

This is me on the city bus every day. Elaine is awesome.

[annavoig19]

I pass through this every fucking day....

[MisfitSlacker]

I've had those moments

[bubbletwist2370]

I cant stop laughing lmaooo

[bsa139]

This is exactly how I would react in this situation lol

[beauzuluuluz]

omg when she is like "move, MOVE, MOOOOOOVEEE!!!" i was in tears so funny!!!

[MegaCookiefriend]

LOL! what episode is this?

[toecount]

4 people took a cab.

[vicnegrin]

this is one of most funniest skits i have ever scene!

[peatropeter]

I like this episode soooo much, especially Elaine. Thanks for posting.

[rsplenum]

Now that is comedy

[quickdemonshadow]

This is exactly how I feel here in Panama city, when we are in the Red Devils... and there is traffic. And You really feel faint

[senormoose86]

this is EXACTLY how i feel on the tube. hate it haha.

[PrplRabbit]

This is what' it's like at rush hour all the time~~ well except for the lights, they don't go off that often... The guy behind Elaine has the best spot that's why he's so calm lol - I love leaning against the door XD

[darkgirl212]

There is no show like Seinfeld and never will be ...!!

It's the funniest show ever ..!!

[Michelangelofangirl]

my favorite episode, haha!

[Jakegothicsnake]

After seeing this, if I ever go to New York City, I am NEVER taking the subway!

[TangibleNought]

@Jakegothicsnake Have fun going broke on cabs or breaking your feet from walking then. :]

[Jakegothicsnake]

@TangibleNought Well thankfully, I don't live in New York. I live in the suburbs. lol

[CoulterHannity2012]

Soooo funny! Reminds me of the way I feel and think when I'm waiting in a line at Walmart or somewhere and the line isn't moving. MOVE!!!! Hahaha

[alesbica]

I love how the guy behind her is just staring down at her. I love this scene. It is the best ever.

[TheJellymonty]

does anyone know where I can find the clip with jerry on the train with the naked man?

[NewyorkNewyork91]

ROFLMAO!!!! Seinfeld. Elaine Benes - Subway.

[tk291100]

I WANNA BANG ELAINE

[TheMaryAliceBrandon]

her facial expressions are priceless! it's so funny, that's even more common in rio de janeiro xD

[r160ftrain]

This is probaly the best scene in a Seinfeld episode. Sometimes, I feel just how Elanie feels when I ride the subway.

[rapidfire526]

Lolol I know how that feels. That's exactly what goes through my mind on the train.

[FreakyBloodyLady]

Hahahahahahahahaha, I love this scene because its so real.. the same thing happened to me... I've had so many of these melt downs on the bus...I once got stuck on an avenue we were like sardines in a can... i couldnt even move and breath, i feel that i was loosing myself and i started to think the most inusual things, ridiculous things, then i was screaming in my head just like her hahaha and of course it was summer, really a 2 min trip becomes 15 mins.. she reminds me of myself in this scene.

[chrisgeronimo]

lol I think Elaine is the most realistic character

[Watchiya]

Annoys me when people around her showed no emotions at all: Power went out -> power back on and train running -> then power went out again. Still no emotion, jeez! lol

[jamdown11]

ewwwww, learn how to spell loser...wtf is Amreekans? its Americans....fuk outa here.

[stupidjunk878]

Wow, is this what Amreekans call comedy? It's so sucky - how could anyone find this funny???

[dihein]

@stupidjunk878 Yeah, you're obviously neither American, nor from New York, so you wouldn't get it. A.K.A. you're a fuckin idiot.

[akisgr8101]

@stupidjunk878 yo fuck face y dnt u shut the fuck up

[TheMaryAliceBrandon]

@stupidjunk878 i'm not american and yet it's my favorite show ever!

[colfamatt]

i don't care if i hear this once a day every day, it's totally hot

[Dijitull]

The fellow looking over her right shoulder is staring her down. It is quite creepy.

[Knhyd]

this is me pretty much every time i take bart..LOL.

[DoeStacks187]

hahahha

[PXTMhybrid]

.. JUST to be an asshole, is it bad that the men around her were just, chillin, and the women had a near panic attack?

[SuperBlackChic]

@PXTMhybrid the girl seems more calm in front of her.

[forsakenfallenangel]

lol ifeel so sorry for her, but i swear it looks like thouse two guys behind her look like they want to rape her. look at the black guys eyes, thereon her ass the whole time,and the white guy to the right behind her in brown jackets looks like hes whisteling in his head thinking of away to fondle her.

[scexwax]

i love it it's like a jail cell

[j19527]

Do most women think this way?

[texasranger4321]

@j19527 .........

I think so...........

[Thereviewcritics]

@j19527 yup xD



[SuperBlackChic]

@j19527 i men have more anger issues

[cc22ful]

One of my favourite scenes in Seinfeld. Couldn't stop laughing when I was watched this.

[warr1]

i was looking for this scene thanks !!

[gossipgi]

im like that in stresful situations

[NoRegretsForOurYouth]

Best character on a great show.

[Angelalovesthe90s]

Elaine is one of my favourite characters on tv.

Her and Six LeMeure from Blossom :D

[d1versify]

@Angelalovesthe90s yeah maybe the best woman character (in comedy) ever.but in general i didnt like her too that much. Humor is men's job ! :) for example in friends, i didnt laugh at all with all the women.only a little with monica,phoebe not al all cuz shes silly-wanna be character (fake) and rachel is just sexy. but they boys!!! really lol!

[wafflecushioned]

@d1versify Same here. Ross is the funniest in my opinion.

[d1versify]

@wafflecushioned and phoebe is not funny at all right?

[wafflecushioned]

@d1versify Not really. I think I've laughed at her lines like once or twice, whereas I laugh all the time at Ross's lines.

[lcozzarelli]

@d1versify I thought she was hilarious. You're a humor-sexist! ;)

[d1versify]

@lcozzarelli its a face that humor is men's thing.. a woman cant be very funny cuz shes afraid to be too silly cuz shes a woman! woman cant look silly really.

[lcozzarelli]

@d1versify Lucille Ball can't look silly? Well maybe it's just the way you perceive the world and women's role in it that makes you not find women funny... I find this kind of sad...with concrete thinking like that in a man, it's no wonder some women are 'afraid' to look silly...and likely afraid to express other aspects of their true personalities. But whatever, enjoy the show ;)

[triathlon0808]

@lcozzarelli I love the episode. A funny thing though, in the dvd commentary during this scene Julia Louis Dreyfus, basically says that she thinks this scene isn't working though/that she doesn't think the voice over is really that funny.

[Angelalovesthe90s]

You could see her baby bump in this episode! Not in the clip though.

[rgur90x]

:D probably my favorite scene in any sitcom ever!

[youthdecay411]

"It's not nothing, it's SOMETHING."

[ReconciliationLove]

The 3 people who disliked this have never been invited to a wedding.

[chicostate11]

thats what paris metros are like!

[Saltygal]

Quintessential Elaine .Thanks for posting!

[lalobrit9]

HAHAHAHA!! "What if I'm here for the rest of my life??"

[ndndrunk]

For six dollars my life could have changed

[hkiss1987]

Hey Jon- thought as a T rider you would particularly enjoy seeing this again.

[BeatlesFetish09]

lol, i make funny faces too when i'm frustrated

[BeatlesFetish09]

lol, i make funny faces too when i'm frustrated

[hualdavideos]

WTF 3 people who disliked this got offended about the deo joke

[JackHighlander]

anyone notice the black guy looking @ elaine really scornfully, almost with a smirk, like he can read her thoughts & is laughing @ her inside.

[Janetvdl]

I remember watching this in before Christmas during sophomore year of high school in my English class. Best. Class.Ever :D. I think of this scene whenever I'm on the subway now

[SentryofGod]

this is exactly what it is like taking nyc subways, hot, sweaty, crowded... take it from someone living in nyc

[CacauCanela]

Best scene ever...

[theQuestion626]

Elaine is a neurotic mess. This was her best scene amongst many.

[SimiTheOne]

maybe the dingo ate your baby :)) -- best moment of elaine :)

[241att]

my life on a train!

[andrewmcbo]

Mooove, mooove hahahahahahahahaha

[HBNicholson]

Seinfeld is ace! This bit is brill hahaha!!!

[EmbraceMe711]

That is sooo funny!

[PcH340]

1 banana 2 banana 3 banana hahaha

[JustCallmEJaX]

Hahaha i love this episode because its so real..ive had so many of these melt downs on the train...i once got stuck on the N going into manhattan..we were like sardines in a can..i couldnt even move...and of course it was summer and hardly any a/c u actually get to the point where u start to yell out loud..a 2 min trip becomes 15 mins..

[w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9]

So funny! It is hilarious when people who are normally reserved,lose their freakin' mind!

[kolendaj]

So how was your week?

[lugia3]

lmao Elaine swears so much lolol

[Greendayfreak7]

"it's moving! yes haha it's moving!!" (screeches to halt) "MOTHERF****R!!!!"  LOL

[rsplenum]

@Greendayfreak7 ya...... we watched and heard that.........?

[ps1777]

one of the best episoad

[grumpytosnowwhite]

God this is too funny for words. :D

[heavencanwaite]

"I wanna hear a voice....WHAT'S THAT ON MY LEG!!"

[Fanatixtube]

Elaine Benes is hott

[KruspeFTW]

I love the part where she counts, "1 banana... 2 banana... 3 banana... 4 banana... 5 banana...". I fell off my couch laughing at that point because I think the same things when I'm being severely held up in line or whatever. XD

[Jakegothicsnake]

There's a naked guy on the train at the start of the video! LOL

[mrsmelendez13]

that. is. so. me.

[nininios]

hahhahahaha i love it when the it starts moving again and shes jumping up n down like a little girl

[justpostit]

this is so wat every1 thinks during public transport

[megatron0357]

elaine....soo funny...soooooo hot

[hyphypants19]

just saw this episode and had to look it up. tooooo funny!

[Farksisten]

"MOTHER******!!"

[HCmakeyab00m]

haahhahahaah I think like that when I have to catch the bus home standing up and we're stuck in traffic. LOL

Elaine is amazing!

[vampirita1100]

loooool i was very sad last night and i saw this scene... "think about people in concentration camps... this is nothing" jajajajaja so funny, it made my day

[KageroShiva]

Oh my god, this is utterly hilarious. She can't help but feel irritated about her situation that she can't stop thinking about it, it's like she's digging her own grave. Anyway, this is one of the few videos I'll never tire of watching, thanks.

[judeluo]

I swear I've had the exact same thoughts as Elaine more than a few times...(most likely on a 6 train). And I felt like my head could've exploded any minute so this is simply too funny and true.

[MrFrankienstein]

I love Elaine too: I think she's the funniest.

[DisneyClassicsFan]

she's the best!!!!!!

[TiestosGirl1]

i love ELAINE

[HellsAngels2001]

----this is defenitly the best Elaine Moment I have ever seen:P

[zsazsa0013]

what can go wrong on a train? it's on tracks!! THERE'S NO TRAFFIC!! I laughed my ass off

[TeganDaniels]

I felt like that a couple times. LOL

[chrissy1095]

When I first saw this I laughed and laughed because it is so true to life. You have to be a New York commuter to understand it.

[imsljr420]

julia louis dryfus herself said that she didn't think this scene was very funny

[erinkate930]

where did u hear that

[imsljr420]

on the dvd..its her jason alexander & michael richards commentating on the episode

[HellsAngels2001]

Ha..her panicin is kind of a turn on..

im not crazy but ive always found Elaine attractive

[mikedunn878]

lmfao love this

[Chief70]

the girl in the front looks just like audrey hepburn but only whenthe lights go out.

[payless1981]

You don't know how many times a month, I experience this same thing on the NYC Subway, lol

[Chief70]

LOL elaine's facial expressions! I've been in the exact same situation on the metro and thought the same things as Elaine. I thought I was abnormal because I was yelling in my head, but she does it also!

[bawoman]

Lol,its so funny but the same exact thing happened to me too,yelling in my head,wondering what if I was stuck their my whole life

The writers of this show had such a great intuition on what real life situations were

[bimbointellect]

This is by far one of her greatest performances on the show lol i totally love it!!

[ZiggyStardust35]

Imagine having to film this scene? Just have a bunch of people standing there for a few minutes without saying anything! Hahaha!

[lpita07]

LMFAO! LOVEEE IT! =]] LOVE THE SHOW

[abscondi69]

this is the essence of what i love about seinfeld. that's exactly what goes on in my mind at rush-hour subway rides.

[LSJL41781]

If you've lived in nyc, you've been there. This episode was genius.

[jrmetmoi]

@LSJL41781 Its true!

[MarshmelloOctopus]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

XDDD

[SimilarTerror]

best elaine moment xD

[jodi579]

omg this is one of the best elaine moments next to the dance scene. lol

[1073kat]

thats terrifying!

[MrNumber1punk]

hahaha.....best ELAINE moment ever

[annaburwood]

my favourtie seinfeld moment by far

[RCLaboy]

haha....true dat for everything she say

[lauramcmillanpiano]

Funny!!

[zitloaf]

elaine isn't that funny

[HellsAngels2001]

MOTHERFUCKER MOTHER FUCKER!!! lmaooooo

[peggysue42]

lol man i fucken love seinfeld!!!!!!!!!!

Elane is fucking hilarious. love her.

man the what a great writer!

who ever wrote the show. ^_^

[dommy420]

Larry david is essentially the brain writer/creator behind the show along with Jerry of course.

Search him up....He has his own show which he writes and stars in "Curb your Enthusiam"

ALSO!!!...his show is about to be renewed for a new season and the entire Seinfeld cast will be appearing throughout in major roles. George and elaine have already been in a few.

Check it out if you like situational comedy like this.

[peggysue42]

Larry David? That's awsome, i really love the show. I will search him up, i might recognize him. Yup , yup definetely i will see the new show. Thanks man ^_^

[rednut27]

oh god this made me laugh so much HAHAH i love elaine!!!

[woody5551]

What great show that was. What we have today, Hannah Montanna?

[Coastergeekperson04]

What this censored when it aired?

[woody5551]

No it wasn't censored. That night the network decided to put "motherF&cker" on air.

[Coastergeekperson04]

Don't need to be hurtful.

[trulyrepresented]

This is pure fucking genius :)

[payless1981]

Great were probably stopping for rats...LoL..This is one of my fav scenes from the show. Thanks for posting this. This is exactly what us New Yorkers go through and feel like when in a rush and the train just STOPS and doesn't move.

[19chips]

And the hostages..what would you do if you were a hostage think about that! Good stuff.

[sliceitup07]

This reminds me of my BFF at school.

[letsgomets07]

Im watching this dvd right now i love that whole disc. The best episode is the subway hahaha when jerry and the fat guy talking about the mets. Seinfeld is the shit.

[am74343]

This is one of the funniest Seinfeld skits of all time!

[11hetty11]

lols

[heresthadude1080]

Step on the gas!!! I'm stuck here!!! There's no traffic in rails!!! Concentration camp!!! What is that on my leg!!! Move this *@^#&ing train!!! Mother*(&*%!!!

[heresthadude1080]

LOL at the end!!! *&%^%^!!!!

[Animalice555]

Hahahaha..she s great :)

"What s that on my leeeg...!"

Hahahahahahahaha...she s so funny!

[KimmoKuopio]

I love Elaine