My Immortal: An Illustrated Dramatic Reading Ch. 1-3

[OliveNoely]

oh my god

[PACMANnot]

Apparently all Satanist lack in the grammar, sense, and continuity department.

I also heard she's making another "story".

God damn it.

[baddave83]

lol ... *puts on his robe and wizard hat*

[PrincessSydney09]

And here I thought at Hogwarts you had to wear uniforms. I wonder what that makes you if you aren't a "goffik" or a prep?

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

How many fanatics today say: "I think Justin Beiber is so hot that I wish I was related to him"? Incest much? ಠ_ಠ

[mattwarren85]

I have an ff.net account, and I can honestly say that My Immortal is FAR superior than my own shitfics. Go on and read them; the link to my account is on my channel. Say, I was thinking of making a trollfic that would ban my account, since I hate ff.net now. It would be another House of the Dead fanfic that includes, but is not limited to, sex, a 2 Girls 1 Cup re-enactment, and Curien downing a 1.75 liter bottle of Jack Daniel's in one gulp after ejaculating. Anyone want me to do it?

[Yemmuh4444]

Snape ejaculated menacingly!

[LMTR14]

the reading isn't the best but I love the pictures ^_^

[MissBerryPunny]

We smoked cigarettes and drugs! This kid always makes me laugh.

Where can I find the fanfic? The link didn't work.

[Subject134127]

oms u dint evn includ da god spelin, FUK U OREO!111111111 fangz 2 raven 4 da hlep!

I need serious psychiatric help. not from raven.

[xMCR4EVAx]

Woah woah woah...back the fuck up. She wants to be RELATED to Gerard Way because she thinks he is hot and wants to screw him?

Dude...

[ddrstandard2008]

AHH!!! THIS STORY IS AWFUL but i like your voice it sounds cute :3

[ProfessorRJLupin]

Your voice sounds remarkably like that of Darcy from the movie Thor. It's uncanny.

[XHaileyXkoalaX]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA­HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H FUCK XD

[alownlion]

sooooooo she can shop at a store that dos not exist in the UK...and ignores the school uniform...and the school is in Scotland.She is in the same house as Draco yet never sees him inside said houses common room?

...the lack of uniform irks me to no end for some reason...

[baddave83]

@alownlion

you miss the part of her being of a magical nature?

they teach apparation at hogwarts to 7th years. she could easily zap herself to HT and back lulz

[clarkispotamia]

Oh dear god.

[Divals]

I think I just died a little inside...

[cottoncandygirl412]

This story is bad. Like AWFUL.

[Shadow022393]

I love how you read most of this torture without a hitch.

[notofrediyanto]

i like you

[NTonks1973]

My brain kind of died while reading it. xD BUT, hearing it makes it alright. There are better fanfics.

[GirReporting4Duty]

Thank you! thanks to these pictures I now understand who (and what) the hell she was talking about! :D (during my reading of it I was too busy dieing inside to google). ;) keep it up.

[conversejunkie2222]

ahahaha someone helped the author with the spelling thats funny....

[tuerkisesband]

............ DRACO MALFOY!!!

[Siberianchan]

Oh gee... girl, don't die there! XD You did a great job reading that abomination from hell... and - how did you manage getting though this without dying from laughter? (I heard you were giggling, but you got yourself back. My admiration!)

[TheHuntressQueen]

My Immortal, whoever wrote it, has some nice discriptions in it. But the storyline and spelling just make it the worst story ever.

[PartiallyWoken]

I'm less than two minutes in and I want to give you my first born child.

[jwolfe90810]

HATE! this is a cleaned up version, I don't remember the grammer beiiinng this guuud.

[moraz21]

I Think thats its one of the worst fanfic EVER!

[teamEdwardrulez01]

I feel sorry for the characters she drug into it...

Poor Draco, Harry, Ron...although she did make Dumbledore funny as ass! xD

[NoirOnigiri]

I played the drinking game with this. I had a huge pitcher and all the stuff in my fridge, cooler, everywhere. IT'S ALL GONE NOW. I'M GOING TO DIE.

[Seraliena]

Thank you for making God Troll Fanfiction bearable.

[TheCassyJenelle]

PS: Tara Gilesbie is a GENIUS. I've never read a fanfiction that made me laugh so much, she deserves more credit.

[TheCassyJenelle]

Read the story here while listening to the video. Makes it awesome:

fanfiction . net/s/4719325/1/My_Immortal_RE­POST

[teamEdwardrulez01]

@TheCassyJenelle THANK YOU SO MUCH! I've been wanting to rip on her story on FF.... xD

[ACluelessKid]

This is embarrassing to everything My Chemical Romance, gothic, Evanescence, and Harry Potter related.

At least it's a troll fic.

[videogamenostalgia]

Imagine if J K Rowling used Pottermore to troll all the Harry Potter fans in the world by declaring My Immortal to be canon...

[TehBestOtaku]

It's like the girl WANTED to be trolled...

[MultiAnimeChick]

I'm suprised your brain is still functioning after reading that crap. For this i commend you!

[PinkWonderlandRoses]

I will never forgive Tara Gillespie for bringing Amy Lee into this. She does not deserve to be referenced in this monstrosity of a fanfiction at all. =/

[Gaarassandcake]

"pop's" and "hot-topic" ... What ever happened to the school uniforms? xD This is hillarius (spell?)

[TheAndrewj96]

It's not that bad...

Yet.

[chiiwok]

My ears burn. ):

[cptzac]

Good lord. Haha, I'm glad most people realise this is Full Life Consequences level retarded. At least John freeman doesn't randomly break out into fits of wrist cutting and/or rampant sex-ish activities. "Hey! Let's go to a concert! We can smoke cigarettes AND drugs while driving a Mecercedes hurtling through the air!"

[fink1324]

it reads like a goth American Psycho, written by a victim of multiple concussions.

[nikanj]

Need closed captions :P. I can barely follow it.

[LilyKun01]

LIMPID TEARS. 

[Katherine10101]

i cant omfg i am crying

[unit694]

Sweet Jewish Jesus that was amazing. That fanfic is the cure for depression.

[Dataleopard]

I love that you laugh while reading this xD

[TheAeroAvatar]

My God, that was terrible -_-

[SomeCallMeZak]

Got trolled hard by the MSN chat alert halfway through.

[sopranocath]

@pineappletree50 Awesome, I can go into kinky porn now!

[sopranocath]

@pineappletree50 Um, you do realize I didn't write this, right?

[pineappletree50]

@sopranocath really, you didnt write it, i wouldnt have known that

[sopranocath]

@pineappletree50 lol k.

[Doomy23]

@pineappletree50 Wow...you....you really sound like a fucking douche bag

[ProfessorRJLupin]

Great voice; love the Jack Sparrow reference!

[CatchingElectricCity]

i hate the way she portrays depresision.

oh! im feeling depressedah! i betr slt mah wrist!

no. just fucking NO.

[sillygrl23]

"he is so freaking hot!" *Draco looked freaking sad* "What is wrong?" Well for starters if this concert was suppose to be a date. Ebony ruined it by oggling and exclaiming how hot a another guy was while she is suppose to be on a date with Draco. I think that would make any guy upset.

[sillygrl23]

I love how you read this story. I betcha if Amy Lee saw this she would be screaming in horror and smashing her furniture at being compared to this crappy Mary Sue lol Keep up the good work.

[LethalOnyx]

STOPFLAMINGDASTORYPREPZOK!

I just snorted Sprite out my nose. It kind of hurts.

[crashOutLast]

MCR ROCKS!!!!!!!!

[zakkwylde908]

Marry me?

[JustHereForComedy]

LOLOL Oh, my God. Poor anonymous author. She deleted the story. xD I actually feel kinda bad.

[xxxNarglesxxx]

She puts whtie foundation on twice and then says that she was pale anyway. *face palm*

How did you survive reading this out loud?

[xYourThumbsAreGayX]

We smoked cigarettes and drugs

XDD

And Hillary Duff is actually pretty, just sayin.

[afareni]

Your voice is soooo cute xD It makes this fic 546738 x better :3

[brownie14000]

I would have lost it reading this. Just... I wouldn't have been able to go on. Kudos.

[Lhappylstalker7]

Yeaaah, I can't stop laughing at the self-harming part. Clearly she's an expert.

[Purpleloogie]

I want to find the full story, but I can't find it anywhere! can someone please send me a link to the actual story?

[evilratsonstars]

i tried reading it because my friends told me i just HAD to....

this was wayyyy better

thank you from saving me from an obvious suicide attempt because i read one line and was ready to kill myself

[TommyGeo101]

The sad thing is, despite this fic being God-awful, I could listen to you read all day.

Stephen Fry has nothing on you xD

[sopranocath]

@TommyGeo101 Awww, thank you!

[SimariFWH]

"The next day I woke up in my bedroom."

Orly? That never happens to me. I always wake up some random place, but my bedroom? Never.

[MrsKatyKat]

the only good thing about this story is when it ends

[MountainFox51]

This is fucked up XD

They're are also alot of inconsistansies with the story, but if I point them all out, I'll just sound like a nerdy fanboy ._.

XD

[CrystalJupiter]

Has J.K. Rowling read this yet? xD

[Purpleloogie]

@CrystalJupiter She's going to kill herself when she does.

[MsRaichuD]

Related to someone thinking he's hot is WRONG

[MayorHuggies]

How can one have a blonde face?

[TeaInABox]

Hahaha, why do I doubt she was reading Les Mis?

[jakey926]

Damn she loves X's doesn't she?

[MoonIMover]

@jakey926 It's her way of making a page break.

[Hein122]

bloodytearz66 for helping with spelling? wait.... what?

[videogamenostalgia]

What's the point of being a vampire if you don't have fangs? Isn't that like being a nymphomaniac without a penis or vagina?

[deejersthecat]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[1purplemimi]

Oh my gosh... this story gave me headaches. What's even worse (maybe not as worse as....My Immortal.... actually, not as bad as MI) is this girl on FanFiction named SelahDraling. I swear, she's horrible. Give her a mean review and see what happens XD

[kimsmithproductions1]

I am offended. And I'm sure MCR, GC, Evanescence(especially Amy Lee), and Marilyn Manson are too.

[sillygrl23]

@kimsmithproductions1 Not to mention wearing a concert t-shirt of the band whom you are going to see.....words cannot describe how that will backfire on you.

[Zeugirdor994]

Hooray for the derpiest story to ever grace this planet.

[HetaliaBirdie]

......But.

We don't have Hot Topic in England.

Oh, silly American tweens.

[videogamenostalgia]

@HetaliaBirdie And I thank God for that every day...

[rasengan46]

Remember kids: Suicide heals in a few minutes! ^^

[HellAngelsBells]

I looked up the chapters online. I'm so horrified I'm shaking. I've never ... Oh, my God. Now it has affected my ability to type. I'm only up to the second chapter.

[Heiryuu]

dear lord we pray to you for the sanity of this amazing woman, who read through the first three chapters of the steaming pile of shit that satan inspired. we pray that this wonderful lady will be able to survive this with her sanity intact. amen

[TheAmazingKaoruKun]

0:33 you got a message on msn.

[Nightband]

I'm not that much into dramatic readings, but this one is GOOD. Also the narrator's voice is pretty. I shall keep watching these

[anorangebeast]

The concept was good, if somewhat obvious, but the generic images and MS Movie Maker text overlay detracted from the video. Probably would have been better as standalone audio.

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

"Flying black Mercedes Benz!" XDDDDD Cause ALL wizards use flying cars...

[Bluestripeable]

The Les Mis reference made my day.

[mugtisersold]

" felt a little depressed then so i slit one of my wrists"

thats also how i feel when making myself ready in the morning....

[451ianDragonist]

The Les Miserables reference was the most brilliant part.

[addieccentric]

STUP FLAMIN PREPZ.

This... this all... it's all awful. Doing dramatic readings of 'My Immortal' test the bounds of human endurance. You're never the same after it. Let's all pray for whoever made this recording. May lord have mercy on her sanity and banish the madness brought on by trying to pronounce these godforsaken typos.

[Dataleopard]

@addieccentric amen to that...

[Anseflans]

I wish she put Neville Longbottom in. Or should I say... Deville Longrotten?

[Tears222]

I tought the story couldn't get funnier.... until you read it XD. Fricking love what you did with it <3 thumbs up coming your way

[therealcritic28]

BAHAHA dude, I love how you cracked up at "I felt kind of sad so I slit one of my wrists. Then I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding." I was reading it with my friend and we DIED laughing at the same part. We couldn't go on for a while afterwards. 8D

The pics just make it more hysterical. ROFL'd at the cinnamon bun for a kind of messy bun xD

[Emer2010Gency]

There are so many things wrong with this.... I think my brain just disintegrated....

O.o

[ElphabaTriggular]

This is seriously impressive.. how did you not lose it? I've been laughing hysterically since this started.

[neosoc]

DEEP HURTING!!!!!

PS: Will you marry me?

[sopranocath]

@neosoc DEEEEEEP HURTING!!!! I dunno, I may just have to marry you for the reference.

[VocalRaynbow]

@neosoc ROCK CLIMBING! :3

[neosoc]

@VocalRaynbow SAAAANDSTOOOORM!!!

[NinjaPutz]

Oh muh gawd! I love your voice ^^

[nejisbf]

My brain literally started hurting from this 3 minutes in.

How in the world, can someone make a fanfiction as bad as this?

Who in their right mind, told her that this was good,and allowed her to post it up!?

BTW,you did a great job reading,

[tyranidcarnifex555]

omg i wihs the perps woldu stop flmaing da story!!!!11!!!1111 it iz god!!!11! (fangz raven 4 wrting the good revewi)!!111!!

[SpreadShotOfGaming]

I laughed my ass of at the pictures.

[TheDarkThoughtHP]

meh liek thiz! raeding it fo thee lulz!!! -yeh i spaek likz thetz

[Pooky1991]

How did you do this without bursting out laughing your ass off?:D

[YellAtTheSky27]

I love at the beginning of chapter 3 when you say "STOP FLAMIN DIS STORY PREPZ OK!!!!" I swear I woke the neighbors with my laughing!! :)

[YellAtTheSky27]

Hogwarts in in Scotland........

[Angusismyhero]

@YellAtTheSky27 Is it really bad that among all the horrific things wrong with this story, that annoyed me the most?

[WhirrledPease]

OMG EPICX CLILZZZZZZZZZZZ IILIVWE GCCCC?!!!!

[aniretak92]

5:55 is my favorite part. I LOVE the picture of a literal bitch--meaning a female dog.

[alyakisKaylabackward]

Marcel the shell is reading

[jasonw123456]

3:40 is my favorite part of the reading

[PompamooseMagique]

This is fucking hilarious xD Also, GC are fucking weak.

[Kaweebo]

I read this myself an hour ago. GOOOOOD IT SUUUCKS!!!

[CapnLexCrunch]

Finally someone who can not only provide appropriate and amusing visuals, but also has a girl's voice to match the consistently female narrative.

[oneXfeatherXleft]

I love your pictures! Especially the bitch one LMFAO. Good job!

[XxXM3talH3adXxX]

Good Charlotte, Now thats a good mosh band.

[sharosudo]

the link doesnt work anymore.

i want to read along T-T

[Dakurus]

I've done a lot of writing over the last year or so, and I can see from the inside out how poorly written this is.

[7FridayGirl109]

pahah, "THE FORBIDDEN FOREST."

[Imasuky]

OMY GOD THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER!!!

J.K. Rowling should give the rights to Harry Potter to whoever wrote this story it would sell more copies than the Bible!!!

With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

[looker999997]

why do they teach Mary Shelley in school when there's this?

[Clarestovold]

"Well, do you wanna go with me?" he asked.

I gasped...

LOL XD I just laughed at that bit because it's such a shitty cliffhanger XD

[Kunoichi1116]

you sound WAY to happy to be reading this story but it just makes me laugh that much harder to hear it once again

[DragonDeathMage]

FINALLY, one that doesn't have stupid added comentary, some commentary is good but the ones im reffering to are adding way too much commentary and crap trying to be 'in character'

[SpectacleMaximus]

The way she reads lolspeak is HILARIOUS. She has a perfect voice for this.

[salvatoreisback]

... I... Wha... I don't understand.. We have real people like this in the world?

LMFAO @ 1:27

This is indecently hilarious.

[HPAnimeFreak]

Love how you couldn't stop laughing. No one could take this seriously.

[Aelflar]

"It was raining and snowing"...XD

Your intonation is pretty good :D I like how you started loling at one point..who wouldn`t?

[itachirulezXD]

@Aelflar read this fanfic, it is sooo funny, i mean in the way that the author is really bad at writing

[regalkarin999]

LMFAO!!!!!

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Whoa whoa whoa...Somebody helped her with SPELLING? I highly doubt so.

[JonbeardBootlegg]

YOU AARE TOO CHEERY TO READ THAT PPIECE OF CRAPP

[HyuugaC0bicat]

"I GASPED."

[Donteatacowman]

Haha, I love your voices... and your literal interpretations. XD

[emilygracey]

Wait a minute. "I'm not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie." So, she's into incest? Why am I not surprised?

Brilliant reading!

[Turquoiserose13]

I'm going to assume that this is a giant joke making fun of goths. I don't know how there's any way someone could write this seriously.

[RedCloudLove]

@Turquoiserose13 Nope. Alas, this was written in all seriousness.

Can you feel your faith in humanity plummet?

[Turquoiserose13]

@RedCloudLove Plummeting very very quickly.

[Abbytater]

@Turquoiserose13 Agreed! Whoever wrote it is definitely trolling. But it's hilarious.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@Turquoiserose13 I was thinking she was a troll, as well. However, then I thought, people can actually BE this stupid. (geddit? coz dey cahn)

[NickieisaMagicBunny]

wait..so...she was named after her hair? she was born with obvious ebony hair? wtf?

[Lieu3C4]

Wt z thss shtty stry?

[pppareawesome]

Wow, I didn't know Stephenie Meyer could write.

[SynestheticSoul]

@pppareawesome Don't insult the actual writer by comparing it to Meyer.

[Rhaxma]

No, whoever wrote this is obsessed with gothic stereotypes. This fic is poserfeed. Dear god...

[Zetsu101019]

I like how you lose your cool at 4:16. xDD

[Nintendonut1]

I love how you couldn't keep a straight face when you got to the "slit my wrist" part. XD And the picture to go with the bitch line, LAWL.

[ilovelove92]

"hay it's ok I don't like him better than YAOOUU" hahahaha

[amandamaya123]

Oh, God, the next chapter is the best XDXDXDXD HAHAH!

[missmagicdance]

man who ever wrote this was obsesed with gothic clothes

this is the stupidest fanfic ever

[BiracialGoddess]

Uh , what? Someone actually wrote this?

[RaileeLunaClaw]

@BiracialGoddess Yes, someone actually painstakingly wrote this abomination. I would not advise to read it on your own, because the pure SIN will cause your brain cells to die off in the most horrible manner. By sin, I mean how she takes characters and completely destroys them when she may as well have just made separate ones, how intercourse is achieved and finished in a matter of one or two sentences, fishnets, and how it's all so casually portrayed. I made it to chapter 11 and died inside.

[owlshower]

What are you all on about, this is the best piece of literature to grace this planet.

[SkaiAzure]

@owlshower icalltrolin'.

[owlshower]

@SkaiAzure I have read many a novel and to date the only other book with decent character creation, gripping storylines, caring relationships and VAMPIRES OMG is Twilight. Twilight's fucking awesome.

/ sarcasm

But srs I sort-of love My Immortal, it has given me many a laugh over the years. You couldn't write this crap if you tried. Unless you were Enoby.

[SkaiAzure]

@owlshower Twilight's also a great unintentional comedy, I suppose.

[otakuness15]

@owlshower lies,but it still better than Twilight XD