How not to talk to the police

[Typho0n86]

The things you want to say to cops :D

[steamqj]

Many a true word was said in jest !!!

[SuperSuperFulham]

LOL

[Brenniman65]

LMFAO

[RandomoGaming]

lol!

[kevensevenonreverend]

To funny

[coolkid564100]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha but that cops fat like your mom if she lost weight i might f*ck her

[LarenDoBiten]

eheheh

[badzoeboy]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha



[SuuperLuungs]

Shaynaynay. I agree

[raeven1212]

this shouldn't be called "how not to talk to the police" it should be called "how to ensure you get your ass kicked by an overwieght cop"

[Yahyamanyah]

haha

[ComputerJunkiezRus]

Lardass from the movie Stand By Me

[pigeonpsycho]

classic pigs

[Grantmeister32]

LOL

[Keygenius1]

I didn't think it was real, I just thought it wasn't funny and a real waste of time. In other words veal.

[DepressedPsycho]

It's fucking pathetic that some people think this is real, it's just made for a few laughs don't take it so seriously.

[Keygenius1]

Crap

[mpsarge2]

. Chris Rock did it right, Now that was funny,

[plesnererik]

I would not have had this amount of patience with this moron. He deserved the beating he got. Jesus. How stupid can people be.

[kitwann1]

THAT'S RIGHT . Mr police man kick the sxxt out of the smart arse.

[Kaern15]

FUCK THE POLI-CE

WRECK THEIR SHIT xD

[Worldclass09]

you can avoid police by just giving red bank to them. (in Thailand)

[ShaNayNayBonQueef]

he reminds me of sheldon from the big bang theory, BAZINGA!

[lanecfisher]

@ShaNayNayBonQueef I was thinking the same thing!

[donkeyhustler]

to those who made this. thank you

[OreallyR17]

I dont get it. This is how not to talk to a cop? I guess the good ol' finger and drive off is the only way to do things anymore.

[necrontyr]

Can people PLEASE stop downloading youtube videos and reuploading them as their own

[horravel]

just put on your Co0oOoL Face!

*TROLL FACE*

Problem Officer?

[sssuperdave1]

Very funny skit. How do you not know this was acted...........dummies

[dev848]

Love it!!



[denwp]

ok so its fake... its a fucking skit.. learn to enjoy the video for what it is.. a comedic fucking skit.....retards like 9 out of 10 people aren't smart enough to realize this is acted? stupid people really concern me..

[eugene3793]

wondeer how much time that guy got in jail lol

[MrBucitis]

This was great. :D

[zerker685]

@mpsarge2 haha your a idiot of course its fake.

[4JeepxJK4]

@mpsarge2 wow ur good...........retart

[Oriztomakilaz123]

Rofl, fake. Its TERRIBLY synched too.

[bandit25593]

This guy is a fucking idiot!!! Those police officers are out there risking there lives every day!!! They don't need to hear all of those smartass motherfuckers!!! Show them more respect!!!!!

[lucoff]

Cops are the worst. They can't be firemen because...YOU CAN'T KILL FIRE WITH A GUN YOU SHIT COP

[bamboleyo]

@lucoff waaaait a second, u mean u cant stun a fire with a taser either?!!!!!!!!!!

[lucoff]

@bamboleyo if the fire had a neck with a jugular or the cop knew where the fires heart is they probably would. because im pretty sure thats the only places they are trained to tase. HAHA

[bigblackdaddy1958]

that's what i'm talking about

[ethan999oz]

Clearly this video can be deemed likable and the content did leave an impression on my mind that it can infact stimulate the funny bones in one's body, enough for me to take the time away from my awkwardly busy schedule of browsing the Internet full of mentally challenging content that often makes one want to vigorously move one's head hastily onto the keyboard breaking it as well as one's own head to escape the mental torture of watching it till the end, to post this rather senseless comment!

[darkblood626]

part 2

No 2 means that the ‘probable cause’ the officer exercised to search your belonging car exist must now hold up in court.

No 3 this informs you no longer consent to the encounter and any reason they have to detain you any further must hold up in court.

[darkblood626]

Hear is the only things you say to the police

I wish to remain silent.

I do not consent to searches sir.

Are you detaining me or am I free to go?

No 1 is your 5th amendment right never talk to the police even if you are telling nothing but the truth it can be spun to get a conviction or accidental confection. This includes interrogation keep repeating it to them for every question they ask. And continuously ask for a layer.

[ssuz1]

This is so funny. I had to watch it twice.

[mavrick6778]

sir porks alot ftw

[idoloalbe]

that guy is so courageous!!

[Shattered239]

lol pretty much sums it up in this vid good job

[japanesetyperdriver]

even mall cops look more of a cop than this guy

[MsContenteditor]

@SexualTruama2010 You must want to be a cop and that's why you're posting this comment...lol But you did make me laugh...LMFAO Do you really like to play pretend?

[bober9989]

problem officer?

[hockeyhound77]

"on behalf of slender good-looking people everywhere i'd like to say we're sorry"

[3nesto171348]

A.C.A.B.

[namrednop]

Ahhhhahahaha ... the dude in the car looks and sounds like the guy on the TV Show, The Theory of Evolution!

[ModernBabylon]

@namrednop you mean The Big Bang Theory

[namrednop]

@ModernBabylon - Oh shoot, lol. Yea, that's what I meant to post. I was watching some evoheads videos before I posted that comment, and I had that subject 'The Theory of Evolution" on my mind. Thanks for that correction!

[ModernBabylon]

@namrednop haha, well, you were close enough ;)

[Szederp]

That little shithead. But when niggers steal his backpack or rape the fuck out of his girlfriend he will run to the police crying. Even if it is a sketch, it is pathetic. The cop rules by the way.

[shawniegirl19800]

@Szederp Are you tallking about white niggers or black ones?

bahahahaha

[Szederp]

@shawniegirl19800 I hate both, but black niggers commit more crimes :)

[shawniegirl19800]

@Szederp lol

[kjdim]

This guy should do commercials or voice overs!

[meadstuart]

this was staged

[WTFHunting]

@meadstuart

no shit? damn i missed it!

[TheNathan696969]

GAY!, i would of just hit him...

[stevenownsgawek]

i was expecting *TAZE* midsentence.

[2PAC4LYPSE]

sheldon from big bang theory

[nursedjones]

My X-cop husband with 4x wifes should have viewed this video, lord have mercy on future x-wife number 5.

[sheehan35]

is that ben roethlisberger in the car?

[fenderstratguy]

I spent that whole vid just WAITING for the beating we all knew was coming up

[xXpurplecocoXx]

damn talking about the penis and hand job hahaha

[dandydiamonddee]

Does anyone ever stop to think that cops are the way they are because of the people they have to deal with everyday. Try working in public service for one year at least before bagging on a cops attitude. I've worked in two different types of public service jobs and both have convinced me that people in general don't really think about the effect of their bad attitude on other people especially those that are going to get fired if they don't accept the attitude with gratitude.

[rapahoe03]

what a gay fuking video, he should have been beaten long before the end.

[zakster2222]

Haha! I said this to my schools officer and he just cracked his ass off laughing. I "love" my schools officer.

[SPNFENDER]

LOL so true my brother in law is a cop it made him a prick for sure.

[Dorian73]

this is SO good!!!!!!

[Lazyman210]

sounds exactly like sheldon from big bang theory

[fshrmr]

this is fucking funny

[DOA666JOEYSHITHEAD]

A.C.A.B. (A) 

[emmawhite3]

this is so set up.... but its good anyway

[leapoffaith20]

@emmawhite3 Do the word "comedy sketch" mean anything to you?

[obito4th]

AT THE END HE GOT RAPED BY CHILD GENTALIA LMAOOOOOOO

[mandanoble89]

the audio is off 

[Boromir1r]

The officer hitting him could be charged with police brutality. LOL this is genius.

[blackrosemaster12]

141 cops watched this video

[SJoe886]

Lol there are people complaining that this is fake. Thats the point..... It's a joke....

[NTenshow]

This is a WIN.

[GunZenBomZ]

*Believe in good within you & out there!*

Paddy, love&peace]

In a world which is becoming increasingly difficult to predict and change is happening faster; its logical to employ new skill sets across a multiple of disciplines. Quiet confidence.

[paul1769]

140 people were bullied at school and are now police officers !!!!!!!!

[cptfunkstar]

for gods sake people, its NOT REAL! I bet you would buy that for a dollar! (robocop)

ONLY IN AMERICA

[fannybaba]

Ive got an itchy bottom

[mrjingles908]

fucking setup and scripted



[SwaagBLAZIN]

dat police got paaared

[mr180Grad]

ACAB alle bullen denken immer die wären was besseres oder nutzen ihre machtposition aus !!!

[steelcagechaos1]

lol he got the shit beat out of him

[cpxpanther13]

Really davewise.. Cant people watch a video and see the hilarious joke it is. Everybody has to look deeper in shit to try and find something to fucking argue... Shut the fuck up and jus say. Nice work, great vid.

[Briansantiago11]

blahblah your fat blahblahblah ugly blahblahblah stupid blahblahblah lardass blahblah small blah penis blahblahblah im gonna blah go blahblah now blahblah

[BigBearfromthe206]

cops usually dont ask you if you know how fast you were going. they just walk up and tell you what you did wrong, write you a ticket, and then leave.

[ickbooo]

@BigBearfromthe206 bull shit not where i live

[drgdrf]

You should respect the police. Who do you think protect you?

[blazedr13]

for every 1 good cop there is 9 shitty ones

[feistythecat]

@blazedr13 you're WRONG!!! there are 20!

[fanofCOH]

@blazedr13 now we know thats bullshit

[jskinnett]

@blazedr13 make that 10,000 shitty ones, but yeah.

[HipHopHaterRock4ever]

all these adds make me not wanna perches them

[XFerginatorX]

122 people saw this video, tried it out when they got pulled over, and are mad it turned out the same way it did in the video XD

[24rod34]

OMG

[monightwolf]

I know what lines im rehearsing.

[MrIlikegadgets]

lol he deserved it



[plejmo7]

love it!!

[Davewise1965]

I know that wasn't real, but i have no problem with the police at all. If someones runs away or gives a police officer a load of mouth it usually means that they are guilty of something or have something to hide. An innocent person would never run from cops. Only law breaking idiots hate the police. I have no problem with the police. I do laugh when people who think they are hard nuts are not so hard when they are face down on the ground with handcuffs on when the police have caught them.

[MrPelhambay]

@Davewise1965 - amen

[Davewise1965]

@MrPelhambay Thanks.

[venakew]

@Davewise1965

Nobodies a 'hard nut' when a bunch of cops with batons,guns,armour, tasers and pepper spray gang rape you to the floor. If you ask me its cops who have nothing to be afraid off.

[Davewise1965]

@venakew Ok fair enough, there are some cops who are really nasty and should not be in the job, but that is only a small minority. Weigh that up against the amount of civilians who are really nasty and aggressive and violent. Some people are just intent on causing trouble wherever they go and those people have to be dealt with for the safety of decent people.

[venakew]

@Davewise1965

Don't get me wrong the police do a valuable job. I can't really omment on the number of police who are corrupt or who aren't. For all I know most police could be dickheads, or maybe not.

The point I was making was standing up to the police, regardless of what you have done, is pretty brave. The fact that most criminals get owned in videos like these is irrevelant because the police have a massive advantage.

[Davewise1965]

@venakew I don't think that standing up to the police if a person has commited an arrestable offence is brave, just stupid. There are far more criminals than there are corrupt police officers. The police have to have an advantage otherwise the worst offenders would keep on getting away with whatever they are doing. As far as i am concerned if someone has commited a crime they should do the time.

[kaosgnp]

@Davewise1965 stop been a bitch

[Synyst3rg4t3]

@Davewise1965

Lmfao, dude... I've gotten 12 speeding tickets, took them all to court, and won 11 of them.

I'll admit, I was speeding, but I got out of it, the cops where I live are all stupid though, lol

[cjs33139]

@Synyst3rg4t3 Thanks to you, non-speeders and drivers who do respect speeding laws and traffic laws get clustered with the likes of folks like you! Keep speeding and hopefully you won't run over a pedestrian for being such a disrespectful fool. I hope that the authorities get wind of this and send your lying, disrespectful ass to jail for perjury.

[Synyst3rg4t3]

@cjs33139

Hahaha, man you assume that just because i speed, i'm like the worst driver now? XD Your too funny.

I may be a fool, But I'm only disrespectful to those who don't deserve my respect. Thank you lol.

Bro, are you like a cop or something? I swear youtube was just full of trolling teenager =P But yeah bro,

Don't worry man, I only do stupid shit with minimal risk as possible when it's the safest of course! Geez man, I only had 1 technical speeding ticket. I don't speed in public areas.

[Savtr1]

thats the way you should talk to asshole police!!! FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

[offic3space]

@Savtr1 ya but that gets the shit beat out of you

[toyotaisdropped]

HAHHA children can be cruel he like ughhh god damn it

[csusm577]

thats a true story

[ps2nolimits]

hahah

[patrickprulez]

Im gonna memerize this and use this the next time I get pulled over!

[MrRunek0]

LOL?!?!?!

[kinggiggles999]

lard ass and sir porks alot... HAAAAA

[danielmy08]

Best video on youtube!!

[sirreal2u1]

Funnier than 100 Jon Stewart's fraudcasting attempts.

[Brandonsveit]

Wished i could like this video 100000000000000000000000000000­0x's

[utgeekmattie1]

This is disrespectful and technically classified as verbal abuse. Verbal abusers would say the same thing to someone and then ask them why they do not get the joke?

[Northeasternpullers]

@utgeekmattie1 shut the fuck up stop complainin ya fuckin fudge packer!

[utgeekmattie1]

@Northeasternpullers

Good luck with your relationships. I assume you really do not talk this way in real life, so have the common courtesy to stop ridiculing me as well.

[utgeekmattie1]

@Northeasternpullers

If you know who I am in real life since I was stalked all day yesterday, I will also be including your post as evidence. If this is true, you are not only a verbal abuser but also a stalker and a cyberstalker.

[GAKRAC]

@utgeekmattie1 JUST STFU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRETARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD YOU PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROBBBABLY DISLIKED THE VIDEO. THUMBS DOWN ON YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR COMMENT

[Hoolie2899]

@utgeekmattie1 Let me guess. they based the school counsoler in southpark on our ass, right?

This is the internet.. YOu are clearly too sensitive to play. log of and stay home :)

[davibrandenburg]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[greatmaster112]

LOL

[SMITHWAYNE100]

brilliant

[daphill]

how we WANT to talk to the police

[jmz113]

high chances are they took the original audio off and put that audio over it that or the audio and video play time are not matched up real well rather way its still funny

[Maxdwell2]

WTF

[005elise]

I LOVE this !!!

[pyro4869]

that guy has some brass balls

[Ctac46]

I would so let this guy go after hearing all that.

[matstout]

its quite obvious that the cop is fake badge is on the wrong side

[LazyDzej]

HAHAHA LOVED IT!!

[theblackmanOyeah]

and now they don't hire street cops with a higher IQ than 100.

[roguecj310]

ahahahahaha hes talkin shit about his childhood ahahaha lmfao 1:10 2:10 LOLOLOLOL

[ColtonOrdo]

"im not dale hart jr." LMAO

[thelostscot]

shite

[gregoryzafiris]

He speaks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory :D

[iphoneguy132]

He sounds like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. LOL :)

[foxfoobar]

LOL!

[BPMKent]

Guessing the 107 people that don't like this are cops

[jkdbjjconnection]

@BPMKent  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, you sir just made this video all the more funnier

[GAKRAC]

@BPMKent MISTAKE ITS 112 PEOPLE THAT DONT LIKE THIS

[lebello]

@BPMKent WOW DUDE UR SO ORIGINAL AND HILARIOUS!!

[BPMKent]

@lebello thank you 'dude'

[timothy51886]

stupid and passive aggressive

[rockstargame57]

it would be funny if he said fuck you dickhead

[Killuminatyi]

haha he does kinda look like Sheldon

[seilavelhu]

lame ! in my country cops would just beat you up cause of that nerdy face!

[sillychops]

street smart sheldon with a beard ?

[batbomb9]

hahahaha roflmao omg funniest crap I've seen in a while

[MrPelhambay]

little bitch in da car got what he deserved

[MyJJP123]

excelent

[EliteDuffman]

Its funny because its true..

[cmdrun]

best way to talk to a police officor is complete silence

[christophela]

'in response to you enquires.......I AM GINGER!....*end video*

[amab2k]

what an asshole, i hope all his bones are broken

[owenpt1]

This guy must be related to Sheldon (Big Bang Theory)

[FazRulezZ4ever]

@owenpt1

lmaooo i love Big Bang Theory.

[MariusMusty]

@owenpt1