Blerds.com: I Hate Hummers

[orangecrush03]

Sorry, I couldn’t even make it past the first minute mark. What an idiot. BTW, there are three jeeps in my family and they all get worse gas mileage than my H2. Why doesn’t anyone every bitch about that gas mileage??

[cr1ms4ntide]

Wow..13,244 people really just wasted 2:47 of their life to watch someone make a tool of themselves. Classic

[Bimmer9938]

They're not laughing with you... they are laughing at you.. you suck at life and comedy!

[katienewport40]

This guy sucks. He is NOT funny. At all.

[TheDucky2011]

Fuck u bitch and ur gay uncle my hummer I worth more than ur cheap ass so suck mine

[Paladine71]

Careful, your ignorance is showing... fool!

[IridescentMorality]

You people are all insane.

[graflo26]

Just another fake environmentalist trying to bang hippy chicks. You want to look like you care about the environment but to lazy to do some real research. Just listen to all the other fake pop culture Eco wannabes. You want to help the environment go after big business and stop being distracted by Hummers and recycling soda cans. Use your effort to make a difference and get educated to the real threat.

[XplosiveZ123]

your not funny like...at all.

[victus401]

Maybe I drive a hummer(2006 h1 wagon) because it has off road capabilities that no other car can come close to, it has towing capabilities that only a 450 truck can surpass, it's extremely reliable(102056 miles, most off road, very few highway, and I've never had to do any repairs, only oil) and it pisses of my greenpeace/PETA neighbor to no end, the only thing is it's been keyed 4 different times

[712vids]

this guy is a complete fag, whatever car he hates, thats what i want to drive. and most hummer drivers could beat the shit out of this fag so let him post his pathetic little video because he loses in every other aspect of life.

[hiveimperious]

Was that a Brendan McGowan impression?

[panamera]

lol hummers ftw, i have one. it owns yous

[DontGiveUsMoreBrit14]

I hateeeee hummers! i told me friend las week and I've been seeing them EVERYWHERE ever since! I'm cursed!

[TheHouseNewsCrew]

hummer is a bitch

[thetonka]

WOW! That was stupid, and I'm not a fan of hummers either.

[ferraridriver16]

fucking hummers

[billjesusgates]

black people love hummers. because they use them to rob gas stations.

[ideernesmand]

i love this guy! can't really say why. he's like me, i guess is the thing...

[humve07]

very funny i love ity- i drive a h3 hummer ande i get it funny shiot man....i am an australian funny dude

[ferraridriver16]

Every time somebody buys a hummer, a species becomes endangered, 7000 babies die, and God decides to hate the human race just a little more.

[azfuckaz]

your a dumbass no shit thats why your coments are getting removed. hummer gets good mpg better than landrover. your a dumbass there are so many vechiles that get worsser mpg. And bitch a hummer h1 gets 18 mpg and the h2 gets 12 and the h3 gets 17. How is that bad mpg? your probably a vagina

[ferraridriver16]

hahaha. I love that comeback. and i removed my own comments dumbass. that's why it says "removed by author". You can go ahead and love hummers all you want. I don't care. And to answer your last question, (how bad is your mpg?) it's about 72 mpg. I drive a nice lightweight Mazda that i modified with a home made hydrogen fuel cell injection system. Suck on that bitch

[azfuckaz]

lol ferraridriver 16 is a dumbass. lmao. Lol the author is not you. the author is Blers not ferraridrivwer 16. nice try dumbfuck. Do you jack off while watching this? this video is under comedy. Really you tree huggen fagget go grab prius owners dick.

[azfuckaz]

who is the dumbass now cracker

[ferraridriver16]

you are. what else can i say? you just slapped yourself in the face

[OI8APC2]

@ferraridriver16 Good!!! I like to see babies die. Less people to compete with. And there is no god so get over it.

[MrBrownstone786]

this guy is so right.

[javagirlma]

You are a very disturbed person. Don't stop taking your meds.

[TopsOffPartyX]

i love hummer limos (:

[penguin66613]

hummers should be burned they are sucking our gas up by the gallons and also kill ever one you see that drives a hummer its a fucken spotlit asshole who drives a hummer

[OI8APC2]

@penguin66613 Envy is one of the 7 deadly sins you know. Just because you can't afford one, don't hate those that do.

[panamera]

@penguin66613 and its always the jelous guy making comments like yours

[ferraridriver16]

Hummers suck massive cock

[azfuckaz]

asshole the gay ferrari burns more fuel. you liberal asshole. its fags like you that fucked this country up.

[ferraridriver16]

I regret making my account "ferraridriver". I just did because i couldn't think of anything fancy at the time. and you're right. Ferraris average at about 3 miles per gallon. They're horrible. But you know what else? They actually have style, unlike that decorated shit box. The Hummer H1's fuel economy was 4 mpg, and the H2's was 2 mpg on average. Hummer decided to fix that with the H3 and bring it up to 15 mpg, but now the whole Hummer SUV line is dead because nobody wants one anymore.

[azfuckaz]

lol undecorated box? hummer was designed to be an offroader and teh ferrari is a street car dumbass. 4 miles to the gallon? the h2 gets 13.5 which is the sames as the dodge ram pick up and the h1 gets 17 mpg becuase of its diesal engine. where do you get these numbers from.

[skbrann2009]

stupid american car.

[vidyo13]

redneck your jealous that your stuck with a Toyota puris

[bbv4]

Hummers rule.....you don't!!!!!!

You're a jealous little liberal socialist punk.

[IridescentMorality]

@bbv4 Please attempt to make a less blunt, accusatory, and unfounded point when arguing. It would help if your statement had even a sentence more than more than "Hummers rule."

[Err0x]

I hope I dont hit you in your little "Hybrid". If I do, you can use alllll that money saved on gas to pay for your medical bills. 2006 Hummer H2 w/Lingenfelter V-10 Conversion Engine. 28 city/ 30 Highway MPG and my H2 still weighs over 8500 LBs. Google motorbike pollution or lawmower conversion. Motorbikes produce 2x as much pollution per mile than cars, trucks, SUV's due to lack of catalytic converter. I guess lawnmowers are the next tree hugger target - kill grass and pollute. God forbid.

[Err0x]

I love H2's and I drive one. Lingenfelter V-10Conversion engine cranking out 30MPG highway thanks to using 2 cylinders while cruising. Suck that

[Trelamenos88]

I hate hummers too.

[sayvethan]

if you serious i might have to pretend your an iraqi and kill you with ma mothewrrfucken hummer and it has barbed wire on its grill and bumpers. i get hummer nation up ur ass motha fucka. got a problem with da motherfukcen truck asshole? motherfucken cunt i caant wait to find your sorry little ass.

[WTFxHEARTBREAK]

If you want a hummer, just go buy a tahoe, its cheeper.

Go buy a jeep, a real SUV

[Hybris51129]

Obviously dude you have deep seated envy issues.

Not to mention you're not really funny at all.

[tee4texas1]

hummer envy

[MyturBinisdrty]

wow u suck ur not funny ive herd funnier

[ratboy69]

so you hate our troops in iraq? they drive hummers. so in my eyes your a terrorist, and should be dealt as one.

[sirscoobs23]

i hate humvees to, whatcha going to do about it?

[fungihntr]

'bout time someone speaks up against the christian right mutha f-in republican tailban-hating bastards that have ten kids from Ok. Give me a break. when are you people going to realize that your cars suck foreign f-in gas. You contribute more to the insecurity of this nation than anything else. Foreign oil freedom is what is gong to get this nation off the of the republican rule...yes, those that sleep with the oil companies.

[TheTalkofTheTown06]

Lol, I've actually heard thats his Hummer. It's a JOKE people.

[Acidpotions]

well he woodnt be all on top of it if it wasnt

[chadsteele1]

What the hell are you talking about? You're just spouting off about? You would make a better point if you actually went somewhere with your comments! Good luck

[fatdubsack420]

scare em back into the field lol

[rocksiphone]

The People that did this crime are just criminal's using the Environment as a good excuse. If these criminals want to help the planet, Kill YourSelf's. It will save a lot of pollution for the Earth. People that like what you did should move in tents & stop using all that fuel for their homes. Stop taking Vacations or buying New Fuel saving cars, because it takes tons of pollution to make them or buying your Brat Kids Toy's

[22tus]

wow....thats pretty gay

[rocksiphone]

YOUR MOTHER'S GAY

[22tus]

YEAH BUT YOUR MOM MADE HER THAT WAY

[rocksiphone]

That was Good, so your Mom is Gay?

[22tus]

fuck , i have to explain.....ok your mom lured her in to dykish reltions.turning my mom to like a level five lesbo and your mom still being an O.G. dyke

[yotengomuchosanos]

my math teacher drives a hummer... and yes she is a cunt.

[haahr]

he dont know shit about hummers and there drivers hes a lousy comedian get a job and IQ

nate craig is a looser

[definitionXbattle]

ohhhh cheeezz la weeez, its a joke...you need to get a sense of humor, turd

[KarateChopWonder]

LOL XD

[Madhimself]

Yankees...:P

[apollozk511]

this hysterical..

[mercedazteka]

fuck nate craig

[PureJerashi]

so ture,

and, FUCKIN' HILARIOUS hahahahahaha

[JDEORTA]

Thats fuuny, its even better because thats his Hummer =)

[Cube210]

americahumvees is damn right

[Cube210]

The people who drive orgiginal hummers not H2 or H3; are ranchers and people with hard terrain. But he is damn right about H2 drivers and H2. but........yeah ORIGINAL HUMMER PWNS

[voodoochild144]

lol friggin hilarious hummers are for dudes with small wangs

the bigger the truck the smaller the man

[VirgilioLeon]

I suppose he probably hates Hummers because he's a starving artist... or did his ex used her(his?) teeth one too many times... hmmm....

[americaHUMVEES]

H2s go to the Mall

H1s go to War!

[ajk150]

hey, for all u ppl tht the hummer, dont hate, its to great

[thepalep9et]

Genius.

[LuMagazine]

I go to church online! give a chance for this guy to warm up... it's really funny!!!

[wakadudel]

Friggin hilarious. This dude's on it! I wish this could be on broadcast TV. The bigger the truck, the smaller the WEE WEE.....hehe.

[Zbar16]

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[kmmubu]

You rock...I just think of Jurassic Park whenever I see one and wonder when a t-rex foot is going to come step on it!

[mnetrucker]

I don't know if he drives a hummer and was like poking fun of himself so to speak. Or if he really hates Hummers. If he hates hummers, I'm right there with him. crackerbarrel desert menu tatoo'd to her chest..lmao

[Puppykoi]

Crunchy crunch, crunchy cruch... XD

[trangsrd]

swell all up like a cobra.

[rhettnyedotorg]

dreadlock sausages.

[belgurd]

lol and my milkshakes bring all the boys to da yard!! lol