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  • how did you make the one at 0:22

  • so this is what happens when your not lookin

  • ha

  • why im watching halo sex when I can have sex with my girlfriend!

  • nice i LOVE haloreach i gave my best friend a poster of combat

  • yea uuuffff 2:11

  • he he..

  • I like your beard

  • Thumbs up if you DO have an erection

  • :D

  • huh /:l

  • LOL wtF?

  • Funny✌

  • 1:47 lmfao

  • LOL

  • lol

  • This makes my boner happy grandma =)

  • @KinGxNovaa haha

  • SUM OF THESE PICS GAVE ME A BONER??

  • muted FTW!

  • when my parents steps into my room i turn on porn cuz it's easyer to explain....

  • @colebowl100 Shut up dick hole

  • @XtremeOwner why so mad did i interupt you'r fapin?

  • @colebowl100 No, your the 5% of retarded people who copy other peoples comments to try get thumbs up and retaliate by making crude sexual comebacks because they've never touched or seen a vagina before. I feel for you, if you need help, send me a request on Youtube, I'll help you get over your addiction of being a cunt in the world :)

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  • @XtremeOwner moron i am 13 why would i touch a vagina,,,and BTW neither did u and i know that cuz you're a nolifer who gets bullyed in shcool and then goes on the internet to look tough but actually you're just another retarded moron who never had a GF so just go back to runscape -.-

  • @colebowl100 LOL Why wouldn't you want to touch a Vagina? ROFL. Go back to watching your Justin Beiber videos you faggot.

  • @XtremeOwner did i forget to mention my GIRLFRIEND watched those jb vids, yeah u know a girlfriend oh whait i forgot fags dosen't have girlfriend so go back to runescape BTW your boxing technique is like crap dude learn fighting and build some muscle too fag.

  • @colebowl100 Tough talk on internet kid, give me your facebook. Oh wait, you probs don't have it because you have no friends or a "girlfriend". Hit me up your facebook, I wanna see your ugly face you retard.

  • @XtremeOwner sure, just one problem....i don't have facebook i've got twitter cuz i don't wana spend my time infont of a computer all the time and have some time to exercise -.-

  • @colebowl100 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no time for facebook but time for twitter?lol

  • @XtremeOwner yeah, cuz on twitter you can just tweet something fast and go -.-

  • @cpdavis64 lmao

  • 00:53 "omg you got a star on ya shoulder"

  • wow my dad walked in while i was watching and i clicked out of it like it was porn lol

  • i wrote this comment with one hand ;)

  • apropriet song

  • Really a girl humping a elite??

  • THE FUCK did i just watch...excuse me i need to go get my train of thought back

    -goes to find music video for Deuce - Lets Get It Crackin-

  • Nerd porn! XD

  • 0:06 I shall not watch this video whilst just kidding. Thanks for the warning.

    BTW, Kesha sucking fucks. Get some better music.

  • i hate kesha

  • *mutes video*

    *opens Going Quantum podcast in new tab*

    better.

  • elite trollface at 1:02 XD

  • the ones at 3:22 and 3:44 where hot

  • @guyfamily11 i mean 2:22 and 2:44

    

  • lolz just complete lolz

  • No. Why this song?!

  • How the h*ll did you get the females to agree to this? 0.o ....:)

  • 1:10. That's what you guys are here for...

  • Reach + Ke$ha? What the hell, this does not fit at all. Dammit, shit music played to pictures of Reach is not good.

  • 1:33 STRIPCLUB!!!!

  • this is funny shit!!! o my god

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  • lolololol funny as hell

  • little hand up if you do not have an erection

  • porn for halo nerds.

  • Thumbs up if you laugh

  • this a sexual harrasmen

  • 1:30 Lap Dance

  • 1:19 It look they are having a good time :)

  • oh im 10 and 1 second HA! (just kidding)

  • i got a boner thumbs up if you got a boner

  • @jellybelly465 no! NO FUCKING BONER!!! I didn't get one! so stop, stop!!!!

  • @jellybelly465 dude thats sad as fuck man.....

  • stop at 1:33 hupen Tbag paty

  • dont get it?

  • hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahah­ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha­h

  • xD

  • 2:23 yEAH BITCH thats what u get for having me save yor life mmm, mmm!!

  • Um...yeah...halo porn?

  • I remember this morning while I was playing Halo reach. In the game, I was busy on a look out for Zombies when all the sudden, a purple female spartan when infront of me, on something tall, showing her ass infront of me. I was like "OMG"

  • i subscrbed

  • wait... MASTER CHIEF & AN ELITE!!!??? (0:50)

  • @thewizardofodd13 How the fuck is that Master Chief?!

  • it sucks it sucks

    it sucks it sucks

  • wtf?!

  • this guy watches a bit too much porn

  • 1:57 damn you buck...

  • I don't know whether I'm laughing at the screenshots or the song choice :/ But seriously good video though, there were some good ones :)

  • XDXDXDXD

  • the last pic wasn't really dirty WHY NOT! jk i don't care

  • 2:45 SHE GOT CARTER BY THE BALLS!!!

  • Only a faggot like you would take the time to do some gay shit like this! Thank God Sony doesn't support this lame bullshit.

  • whats up

    

  • 2:49

  • is that kat on 1:30?

  • good song choice xD

  • DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM

  • 2:59 lmao

  • i saw that 69

  • 1:45 HIS DEFINATELY SHOOTING UP

  • notice they are all men....

  • the last one is kinda cute

  • 1:41 that only looks like a girl giving his kid a pigy back ride! and the kid is happy :/

  • 1:14 "i'm gonna shuv this damn gun up your ass if you don't shut the hellup!!!!" XD

  • i got a BONER thumbs up if u didnt

  • if you get a boner you really must be nasty:l

  • @SilentxKillerx5 your sexist

  • How is 0:38, 2:27, and 3:00 dirty pictures?

  • Kesha goes well with these pictures... they're both filthy

  • LOL!!!!!!

    

  • half of them weren't even dirty

  • thumbs up if when this video was over you played halo

  • jajajaj i love the warthogt

  • lol wow this makes me giggle lol

  • 95978611a

  • LMFAO

    

  • this video was hard to masterbate too

  • some people took it the wrong way lol

    

  • mute the vid and play the t bag song lol

  • rule 34 meets halo

  • ive sadi it so many times, only in the world of halo does this stuff happen, lol

  • we all know the pink one is Donut

  • There all kind of messed up but 1:16 is the "best"

  • fuck yeah!!!

  • i got boner ahhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa ittttttttttttttttttt feelllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllls gooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddddd ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • the 2nd one is the best

  • i like it at 2:47

    

  • O.o, thts one horny grunt

  • OMG at 1:11 his butt is geting shot XD

  • This gave me a boner and i like ur beard lmbo

  • WTF!!!!!!!!!

  • gay

  • ther huping

  • This song makes me wanna kill myself

  • case your mute your mute your mute is my drug my drug

  • "0:34" Warthog + Warthog = Mongooses!

  • I was going to watch this video...and then I heard Kesha.

  • 1:10 - 1:14 dat ass

  • Kat is a whore =\

  • thumbs up if u disliked cause of song.........

  • screw u 4 putting tht awful song on.......

  • @XxCutieHoneyxX I don't need to try. :) btw, I have no problem with homosexuals so if my last comment offended anyone, I appologize.

  • 1:41 = lol

  • OMFG THIS IS SOOOOO FUNY IM CRYING X'D

  • xD

  • what the!!! mrmr6153 had a boner!!!!!!!?????

  • That shit is funny and good choose of song lol

  • This video is a bit of a guilty pleasure.

  • thumbs up iff u laughed rally hard

  • At 1:20 ODST "WTF"

  • 00:35? haha

  • how about thumbs up for just funny pics LoL

  • DOING!!!! what was that?

    Well it's getting hard

  • no one under 7 sould spell right XD 0:07

  • @MegaNatyNaty09 sorry you mean should....

  • @MrJANTJE123 i know? but sould is what it says. -.-

  • @MegaNatyNaty09 ok i thought you where correcting it

  • Rag doll effect is rlly naughty :3

  • In the army, where your likely going to die, its never an inappropriate time to do it

  • Dam go a boner

  • I lol'd

  • the one with the two purple girls was the best

  • thumbs up if u got a boner

  • @mrmr6153 i love people like you hahahah

  • @mrmr6153 thumbs up if you dont have a boner

  • @hartbreakid10 Had to thumbs down sir...

  • @CatOcatastrophe i have a boner too

  • @hartbreakid10 epic

  • @mrmr6153 yes i did

  • Dammit I got a boner

  • 2:14 lesbionest people. :)

  • @TheShizzle622 lets try not to be cool ppl

  • damnit...i got a boner.

  • now fuck dat ugh

  • W8 W6 W8 IS THAT CAT 1:30

  • i liek ur beard :3

  • Press 2 for Emile jerking it

    Press 4 for doing it in public

    Press 6 fo-What the fuck?!

    Press 7 for lesbian action

    Press 8 for District 9 fetish

    and Press 9 if you want to cringe :3

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  • 1:55 was me and my gf XD