One Night Stand

[whosniffedme]

"I don't know who gave her these eggs!" Beautiful. Jesus John, your comedy will NEVER get old.

[seajohn]

I really enjoy your sense of humor, Mr ractalfece. Very creative presentations.  Nice singing, too. Since I discovered your posts some time late last night, I've been watching them. I moved to Bangkok about 10 years ago from California. It's refreshing to experience the darknesses and joys of an American performing artist again. The honesty of no shirt. Every moment is a surprise. Please accept my congratulations and encouragement.

[pparasol]

I love you.

[geoffreybeene]

I hope someday I can run into some dude in a bar, sit in the corner, and have him tell me stuff like this for a long time.

[memoryhero]

Another heartfelt testamonial.

[vertigoindigo]

hm your videos are....interesting.

[bigswifty219]

Po-Mo sucks.

give it up.

either start playing piano and emulating the 'beats' or focus on literary metaphor and be like a mole, a force pushing up the ground and hardly seen by any but who look close, or have cabbages.

[ractalfece]

I feel like you have something important to say to me. But your comment is too oblique for me to understand.

[Gollon666]

I think this person wants you to become an underground rapper.

[armchair2pt0]

Wow, you sound scarily similar to one of Tom Waits's spoken word tracks. All you need is a glockenspiel and some sound effects.

[xliquidnoisex]

These really aren't funny. The video responses are the best. I don't know why.

[xliquidnoisex]

I apologize. I reread that comment and it looks rude in retrospect. I'm an opinionated jerk sometimes. But I do like the video responses better.

[Tucknrollgrampa]

You're a kickass story teller :)

[FlowingGeisha]

Lol.

[Nimnoms]

What do you think she was going to do with those eggs? They're obviously going to end up somewhere they're not suppose to.

[slorge]

You sir are quite a witty raconteur

[DastardlyBosko]

There was a homeless person that always hung around my local drug store asking people for rides to places. My friend chris worked at the drug store, and one time on his shift, the homeless dude was in the store, and he somehow got in the back, and shit on the floor...

[majestia19]

Another great story.

[guidotnb]

I'm speechless. I am without speech.