Al Murray - Bacon (Proof of God)

[Jojanna100]

Omg it sucks!!

[joannapanda92]

impressive achievement. can't take that away from him. give the boy a biscuit. :'D

[RustyMobile]

Using Al's own theory bacon is greater than God, it and resurrect someone in moments from the first smell... God took 3 days to resurrect Jesus...

[RustyMobile]

@RustyMobile can*

[ThisWorldWillBeMine]

You have a dream about an inventor that invented nothing

[Jolomc]

and btw this shit is awesome alelujah i believe!!!

[Jolomc]

dude its muslims not jews

[MagnusBruce]

A lot of this was very familiar last night. So far no bacon has been consumed this morning - for some unexplained reason there is none in the house :O

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

Get out of the comments, theists and atheists.

[GREEVES246]

I LOVE BACON AND WILL HAVE ARMITAGE SHANKS ON MY FORHEAD TOMORROW LOL

[CssAfc]

@LeviathanTank My comment wasn't directed at everyone who believes in God, just someone, for example, who would write "I HATE ATHEISTS". Not to be taken too seriously.

[muddyringlets]

Not usually an Al Murray fan - but this is really funny. Formation of a bacon-worshipping church anyone?

[manphelan]

one cannot smell when asleep/unconscious :)

[jaisaking93]

I hate bacon.

[ukgreaterlondon]

@jaisaking93

you hate bacon ?

i hate eating animals ,

i win .

[XXIAMPHILXX]

Give the boy a biscuit, but?!

[whakawhakapapa]

can I join, Im just an amateur, Id be a "ham baconist"

[jammingwithmarley]

I'm resisting eating bacon right now

[ukgreaterlondon]

I HATE ATHEISTS !

NO I DON'T MEAN THE CHRISTIANS JEWS AND MUSLIMS I MEAN THE OTHER ATHEISTS WHO BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION !

[XxxwaylanderxxX]

@ukgreaterlondon Do you know what the word 'Atheist' even means kid?

[CssAfc]

@ukgreaterlondon Piss off child this is satirical comedy. This is no place for you, atheists run the internet.

[CssAfc]

@RedDaggerXL Great... I didn't say that.

[RedDaggerXL]

@CssAfc Sorry. Misread. I'm pretty stupid...

[CssAfc]

@RedDaggerXL easy mistake to make, we agree any way!

[ukgreaterlondon]

@CssAfc i am worldwide dharmic and worldwide pagan that makes me agnostic and i am vegan , i get my vegan instructions from well known science . the three major atheists are islam christianity and jew religion . i am agnostic and you may be agnostic also , saying you are atheist is like saying you are an arsehole , examples below : jesus christ , moses , muhammad , destroyer of white europeans , lady haters , animal cruelty , plant cruelty , destroyer of this planets balance .

[denty666]

@ukgreaterlondon Way to just scream right wing extremism, also vegan isn't a science it is a lifestyle choice, so get the fuck of your high horse, all this is subjective matter and you need to realise that on the internet no-one cares about individuals. Also proof of jesus christ? without mentioning a book? Kim Jong Il aparrently has written 1500 books in 2 years...so yeah

[CssAfc]

@ukgreaterlondon You are a strange person, read some books.

[Icollishaw]

@CssAfc the internet is an atheist, lol.

[Gaslydeath]

@CssAfc aye they may run the software side of things, but lets see them come into where i rule. i rule in the most dangerous areas around my town and treat everyone equally.. if someone is in danger in the country side stuck down some cliff i'll call the emergency services and climb down to the person who's in danger and get their asses to some place safe. then when people come to thank me for saving their asses.. be no where to be found except on a hill 5 miles away keeping an eye on them..

[CssAfc]

@Gaslydeath drugs?

[31point10]

@Gaslydeath Why are you saying this on a fucking Al Murry video?!?! haha wtf!

[Gaslydeath]

@31point10 i really can't remember lol.. i think that guy was going on about that anonymous people group owning the internet. so i just told him where they don't own

[deejayalemus]

@Gaslydeath The "no atheist in a foxhole" argument has been successfully refuted. Your argument essentially is that you are god. If your ego wasn't larger than your vocabulary, you might see want a cunt you are.

[Gaslydeath]

@deejayalemus and if you stopped bitching about a comment made ages ago you'd see that you a twat with no life. then again compared to me the average man may be forgiven for not having as much a life as i do... out from about 6am till midnight doing what ever the fuck i want... mostly involves helping people out though.. but still you want to prove your point, fine.. meet me, i'll show you what i do. screw trying to survive in a city where its safe, i live for danger

[deejayalemus]

@Gaslydeath Don't let your arm get tired patting yourself on the back.

[Gaslydeath]

@deejayalemus i don't pat myself on my back, i broke all my ribs in the past gettin some guy out of a river, my original plan for it was hold onto a rope to grab the guy, i wasn't planning on the hard ride down which resulted in multiple broken ribs and a dislocated arm (use arm to grab a low tree branch, got the guy out then branch snapped and i rode the river all the way to the bottom). luckily for me i woke up on the river bank with no one around so i must have gained some speed then launched

[MyCoolMac]

@ukgreaterlondon Because we are right. Oh dear. Someone having a tantrum ;)

[df2k9]

^ God himself!

[madonsnow]

i can testify to this! I had a HUGE hangover... and now it's gone!

[dudedude270]

@madonsnow ive had this too, its so true! i believe!

[lilluke153]

Give the boy a biscuit.

[ukgreaterlondon]

jews will eat pig for eternity , the christians are jews pretending to be christians .

[1madhammer]

"The smell of bacon proves that aromatherapy isn't total bullsh*t." Classic!

[animemanXLK]

'the smell of bacon proves that aromatherapy isn't total bullshit,' loved that bit

[imageryguy]

Good stuff, bacon too is good, but he is very funny.

[MegaFafnir]

The "beached walrus" part KILLED me XD

[Luigibob95]

Al murray is one of the worst comideans we have honestly

[cole003f]

@Luigibob95 his actually a good comedian

not all these fucking nobody's nowadays for example that nobody comedian chris addison

[magicelliotth]

@cole003f I don't enjoy Al Murray that much but he is a VERY good comic. Just not for me.

Chris Addison is also a very good comedian. His style is very clever

[ARavingLooony]

@Luigibob95 u obviosly wouldnt know a good comedian if he punched u in tha face

[Factnotfictionpeople]

@Luigibob95 That is your opinion - and you are entitled to it. :-) Personally, I quite like a lot of his stuff.

[ProffesorFloatyHead]

Has anyone told Mr murray that alcohol is in fact dehydrating or should I?

[cookiemonster9052]

lol.

[PETETHEMEAT42]

Thumbs down for British humour. Borat was good and so was Mr. Bean. It ends there.

[sepheroth696]

@PETETHEMEAT42 britain has the best comedy ever. we have easily the greatest sitcoms like not going out, red dwarf and spaced. we also have amazing quizcomms like QI, mock the week and now compete for the meet. then we have the great monty python and we also have amazing stand up comedy we can also say we set the bar for comedy... so there

[ProffesorFloatyHead]

@PETETHEMEAT42 Dont judge all brittish humor off of Al Murray. It's like me saying:- Will Ferrel Is funny, and so is Family guy. But I have seen some random american comedy acts and they aren't funny.

[Avykins]

Further proof that bacon proves the existence of God.

The jews killed Jesus, so God created bacon and then wrote in their version of the bible that they can not eat anything coming from a pig.

That is Gods vengeance on them.

[whakawhakapapa]

@Avykins excellent!

[MrDrunkenJedi]

@Avykins I like the bit where you imply that Jesus wasn't Jewish.

[hellomoto170]

I'm an atheist, but bacon is just incredible and this is more of a convincing argument than most presented by theists!

[michaelrangstrup]

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

-> Trilingual

What do you call a person who speaks two languages?

-> Bilingual

What do you call a person who speaks one language?

-> English

[nevercheackmyage]

@KRaZeeFeLA

that's dutch not german

[KRaZeeFeLA]

@videtvidet we don't need to know German WE WON LOL

[michaelrangstrup]

@KRaZeeFeLA

Hehe - seems you are continuing the war on home soil though ;)!

[chiv1992]

True say mate. And as an Englishman I'm fluent in German because you need some hobbies other than football, he's just talking shit anyways :P

[orses4corses]

Well done Al - you're a genius!

[moorelukeo8]

i have to say i usually dont like him but that is genious made me laugh a lot

[Kingding6]

the rippling bog water ahahahhahhhaa

[faab007]

Haha the irony

[VidetVidet]

Just stupid and childish.

And I don't think God excists by the way.

[ArseTang]

@VidetVidet Your spelling is horrendous, your opinion is invalid. Fuck off.

[VidetVidet]

@ArseTang

Wow, you think you're a real smart guy. I have my opinion about this video that I share with you. I'm not swearing, you do. You're the kind of YouTube users that has ruined the comment pages, troll. And you come from the UK? I'm from Holland so English is not my first language. English is possibly the only language you know?

You're just stupid...

[CssAfc]

@VidetVidet Why would an English person need to learn another language? Stick to shit dutch videos

[hectorae86]

@VidetVidet Sorry maar euhm, negatieve comments op zich zijn gewoon vreemd, er is echt totaal geen vraag naar een negatieve opinie of zoiets dergelijks.

[VidetVidet]

@hectorae86

Wie zegt dat er ergens vraag naar moet zijn? Je snapt het concept van een commentruimte niet helemaal, daar is plek voor negatieve en positieve kritiek. Dat er 9 van de 10 keer fanboys zijn die de commentruimtes opeisen en iedereen uitschelden/belachelijk maken die hun held niet de hemel in prijzen is niet mijn probleem.

[ukgreaterlondon]

WHY ARE SO MANY MODERN COMEDIANS DEPENDENT?

[ukgreaterlondon]

THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TIME AND THE INTERNET HAS THE MOST TIME FOR ALL EXISTENCE.

my internet religion branches from the agnostic religion not the atheist religion and my internet religion is better than humanities religions because the internet religion is superior and there is only one god in space and that is my personal computer with internet inside : )

[Darkfeather21]

This guy is funny as shit. I'm likeing just for that.

[ABeautifulLieBecca]

Well, I'd have got an A* if this was the religion in my RE GCSE today. :L

[GameMusicCompiIation]

if i was poor and tortured into to believing him this would be a new religion. thats how christianity started.

[SPUD99000]

 Seeing Al Murray Thursday 12th can not wait Wimbledon Theatre, London

:)

[jarker1234]

so true all this, i always manage to get to the shop for bacon when im hungover lol

[TrustmeUK]

Saw him live last week and he's amazing. Who are the really depressed, devoid of all humour, sad excuses for human beings who didn't like this? lol

[Tads1001]

Al muraays argument was better than any I've heard from a creationist lol oh and you get dehydrated cos alcohol's a diuretic and makes you pee out all that water

[Tads1001]

Al muraays argument was better than any I've heard from a creationist lol

[ukgreaterlondon]

@Tads1001 bacon candles in churches to spread the bacon aroma inside the church services : )

[theslothwoman]

"A pork scratching falls out of your nose." - This is so accurate that it should be documented in a scientific publication.

[TGGeko]

Dehydration from drinking too much fluids. Useless science nerds can't explain that.

[KamuelaKamike]

- "Fights its way through the frightful fetted fart fug." Wtf? Hahaha!

[DirtyStarfish1]

hahaha!! The cold ceramic kiss against your face!!

[SFSylvester]

I may have to write my PHD thesis on that....

[garrenadiddle]

the 'bacon receptor' LOL

[GINNYMOO]

Some people would disagree. Some say a good Kebab is better. I think Bacon and eggs rule : p

[Easkate4]

@GINNYMOO

Kebabs are what you eat ON the Friday night during the most high point of intoxication, Bacon is for the morning after at the point of sobriety!

Well for me it is lol.

I don't think I could eat and enjoy a Kebab unless i'm smashed :P

[grunhilda]

...this makes me sad that I can't stand bacon. :(

[stevob4]

@grunhilda have fun in hell!

[tiopira5]

im going to start a new religion called BACON haha im now a baconist

[westgoten]

@tiopira5 yep, id probably join a Bacon church. i could even be a high priest of sort. an archbeacon.

[TheAmazingamerica]

Another preachy atheist.

[IamtheJunkee]

@TheAmazingamerica

If you think atheists are preachy, meet a Christian.

[TheAmazingamerica]

@IamtheJunkee Atheists out preach any Christian.

[BonJovimjdisturbd]

4 people are non-believers

[theBEandBE]

Now - this is just brilliant. Especially when you watch it in RE to end the day. This makes the best lesson on 'Why should people believe in God' (although this wasn't the lesson plan >.<). This is why I love comedy - and Al Murry.

[1000RRboyJay]

Even the vegetarians love bacon they say they don't!!

[jdpower66]

3 people must be vegetarians...

[greeneyedwriter89]

@jdpower66 I wouldn't say that. I'd say 3 people don't have bacon receptors.

[soulassasin10]

whats the name of the show?

[crisscoyote]

@soulassasin10 live at the appollo

titles behind him in lights XD

[soulassasin10]

@crisscoyote hehe thx ... wasnt really paying attention :P

[crisscoyote]

@soulassasin10 no problem mate :)

[grahamkeithtodd]

Al murray kinda makes good sense you know....

[boredsurfin06]

AL MURRAY HAS MADE ME *BELIEVE*!!!

=D

[Smilesallnightlong]

this is amazing :)

[rjp28]

Al Murray is a legend... amazing....

[ParanoidAsian]

Epicurus, Dawkins, Darwin, Hawking, they've all got good points, but BACON - can't argue with that...

[PraisetheMetal59]

strangely dehydrated by drinking too much liquid

[doctorhaf]

this is so good. might have to change my religion from "jedi" to "bacon" at the next census.

[KingTekken]

i dont really like al murray, but this is fucking awesome ! good work !

[StickmanShifter]

@KingTekken I agree totally!

[MrMarcoPolo1987]

So fucking good.

[sagbag]

My dad's in the Army. One day he had to fill out a form and one of the questions was "Religion?". To which he wrote "Bacon". They made him change his answer... infidels!

[ukgreaterlondon]

@sagbag my religion is the internet.

i don't see how bacon can be a religion? lol

[DoctorHutton]

science can explain why drinking too much alcohol dehydrates you xD it's just not comedy material :)

[Rnexen]

@DoctorHutton

buzz kill -__-

[t1mel1ne]

@DoctorHutton that in itself is hillarious.

[Natalya1sFit]

like a walrus XD

[OenKnows]

awesome

[GemmaHakunaMatata]

amen

[saranixxx]

i love this sketch and it is in fact so true loooooool. al murray rules!!!!

[ASSASSINBOB1]

@saranixxx and bacon cant forget the bacon xD

[cole003f]

@saranixxx his right on everybody loving bacon

when i cook bacon the smell just gives me an absolute ass kicking

[ljtigersbear]

Saw Al Murray live a few weeks ago. He was absolutely hilarious!