Chuck Norris once Bottom Burped so violently he blew a guys wig clean of his head. Chucks cahoonies are so big he hires a dump truck to carry them.The circumference of Chuck's Bell-End was measured as same as the Equator.Chuck is the only man alive that with the longest hair in the human body the eye lash (that is why when ypu pull a hair out your arse your eyes water!) can pull them out without flinching. When Chuck takes a dump they don't hire a plumber they call the Army Bomb Disposal Unit.
you inslult bruce lee and the worlds coolest cowboy though chuck noris is a jerk and a self asorbed pig and that was a bit funny oyu still insult me ... ocme you guys can do better than that right
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Chuck Norris once Bottom Burped so violently he blew a guys wig clean of his head. Chucks cahoonies are so big he hires a dump truck to carry them.The circumference of Chuck's Bell-End was measured as same as the Equator.Chuck is the only man alive that with the longest hair in the human body the eye lash (that is why when ypu pull a hair out your arse your eyes water!) can pull them out without flinching. When Chuck takes a dump they don't hire a plumber they call the Army Bomb Disposal Unit.
CloudsBeyond 7 months ago
As funny as going into a Swimming Pool not looking where you are going and swimming into a giant monster floating turd!
CloudsBeyond 7 months ago
WTF!!?
bloodner15 7 months ago
HOW DARE TEASE BRUCE LEE IF HE WAS ALIVE RIGHT NOW HE WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF U HOMOS
TheViking80287 8 months ago
con bà hai thằng bệnh hoạn.
dangtu313 8 months ago
idioten
wukulade 9 months ago
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noonal7noon 10 months ago
Now I will demonstrate mah 1 inch punch!!
Londonuk0101 11 months ago
UM LOL. are they grouping japanese people and chinese ppl together? btw, bruce lee had a british accent :(...
raymondfong92 11 months ago
This is great!
MetalBback 1 year ago
two jack asses
Liano26 1 year ago
idiota!! bruce lee no habla omo ruso
IDIOT, bruce lee does not speak like a russian
MsArturoOV 1 year ago
IDIOTS YOU SUCK
h32956 1 year ago
May your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.
MrDriftonin 1 year ago
all stunts performed by professinal's? LOL. all stunts performed by NOOBS!!
bamboonigga12charlie 1 year ago
2:05 = Pisser!
Y2Krashman 1 year ago
YouSuck. Don't Broadcast Yourself.
grumpypant 1 year ago
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I was there when Bush gave it to Blair in the Oval Office.
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
Bruce Ree?WTF
GaolisVideoLog 1 year ago
RIDICULOUS. TOOLS!
WBVIEW 1 year ago
very entertaining, even tho it wasnt what i expected.
ph33ric 2 years ago
so stupid
Dumuscool 2 years ago
Bruce Lee never wore a karate gee...
radicalrev29 2 years ago
FREKIN RETARDS
TheChiFlows 2 years ago
cunts
i hope uz get aids
Kaiwa88 2 years ago 6
u insult Bruce Lee
larkofdeath 2 years ago 8
I hope when these 2 dudes die and when chuck norris passes on i hope chuck round house kicks them and bruce lee does what he does best
KICKING ASS IN A AWESOME WAY
Neptune513 2 years ago
skivvy0504: Thank you for sharing your good humour with us.
I think the "Bruce Lee" accent needs some work though - it sounds more of a Japanese style to my ears.
jolemez 2 years ago
"other films that are very similar" Very funny. I wish Bruce Lee could watch this. Blessings!!!
ProfRaphaello 2 years ago
fuck off
6544651651461 2 years ago
MA cosa stanno facendo ?! Chi sono quei due ?? Sanno qualcosa di AM ??? Sanno qualcosa di Bruce o di Chuck ???? Io dico di no !
99765e5353 2 years ago
Nobheads get a life
Manikkonduct 2 years ago
wow this is retarded, ur suppose to be impersonating bruce lee, not william hung, u idiot
xxxCRAZYLOVExxx 2 years ago
Uhhhh! Which one is Bruce and which one is Chuck?
HDmusic1 2 years ago
very craizy jajaja
filimaykelwarnes 2 years ago
fucking hilarious!
dukviper90 3 years ago
i you fucking redneck assholes get punched in the throat after suffering from pufferfish poisoning and die of suffocation!
runemonk1 3 years ago
Nah, that's too merciful for you asshole cunt-nuts!
runemonk1 3 years ago
Learn how to form sentances using proper grammer, by the way that is a great insult very creative.
skivvy0504 3 years ago 2
"sentances" nice, I think you meant SENTENCES, notice there's no a in 'sentences'. Perhaps you should learn proper spelling. ~_^
chongxiong 2 years ago 3
Dang you got me. Thanks for calling me out.
skivvy0504 2 years ago
haha, no problem, nice vid by the way.
chongxiong 2 years ago
stupid rednecks LoL
denzray 3 years ago
this video is pig shit
Miggyovbarton 4 years ago
your video sux... cannot even make it...
tkh7 4 years ago
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bruce lee is gay. chuck norris rules
DoomMCMV 4 years ago
fuk u bruce lee could kill chuck with his pinkey chuck is jesus lee is god funny vid tho
SolidSnacks92 3 years ago
god doesnt exist you moron
DoomMCMV 3 years ago
i say its 50/50 he could or he may not
SolidSnacks92 3 years ago
rofl!! it seemed abit offencive cuz those two own but then it was just FUNNY! xD
sashc777 4 years ago
you guys are pathetic, chuck norris and bruce lee are kick ass.
Rambo1989 4 years ago
lol that was goood.
korndude565 5 years ago
Your Lucky Chuck Norris Doesnt roundhouse kick both of you then send you to china so bruce lee can go crazy on u guys
Zjsnowfreak 5 years ago
that was soo COOL
D4ni31 5 years ago
crazy funny
peckerwood78 5 years ago
you inslult bruce lee and the worlds coolest cowboy though chuck noris is a jerk and a self asorbed pig and that was a bit funny oyu still insult me ... ocme you guys can do better than that right
Odakage 5 years ago
chuck norris is not a jerk, just because he is conservative.
Rambo1989 4 years ago 2
pino my balls hurt from sunday i should have won
allstrgoal 5 years ago
dude bruce you got to teach me to tlk like tht and chuck way to take the pain
allstrgoal 5 years ago
i can't wait till rockbridge and see u guys their and i need more sheets nice job
allstrgoal 5 years ago