Cats talk then fight at light speed.black cat wins a cpu

[22Crystalline22]

Keep pressing 3 once it loads

[fattyflonase]

i like how they talk shit like people do before a fight

[littlerayofdarkness6]

ginger ones like fuck this not getting rest of my tail taken off LOL

[2892abby]

ok...nd didnt sho da fight

[2892abby]

lml...but to shaky

[TheSurvivor2001]

i am convinced that cats don't know how to fight

[R3ptileRob3rt]

or maybe your camera is just super shitty



[purpleyum95]

0:51 orange cat has deep voice, but 1:08 orange cat has pussy meow..,.

[TheKsourmoon]

actually my catis an american shorthair tuxedo and he has his tail just like that beacause he was angry. when cats get scared or angry their tails puff up.

[intheshadows30]

FINISH HIM!!!!!!

[yuiop912]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Mehdispino]

1:15 Orange Cat '' Look to me! I'm rolling on your ground! Muhahahaha

[TheShepherd777]

THATS MATING!  NOT FIGHTING

[HaloWorshipper]

fag

[08victoriaify]

HEY SHOW THEY REAL FIGHT YOU FAG

[hannahmontoya24]

black cat says:where did you put my girlfriend! orange cat says: she loves me not you!! attacks its over.............. :)

[SporeEngineer]

at first i wanted to hate this video as there wasnt any fighting then when i saw the cat walk over to the computer i rofled :D

[Starkiller20]

153 people dont like pussy:)

[rayray849]

the orange/white cat has half a tail

[imtiredthereforeills]

stupid just plain stupid

[hEvYcHeVy101]

thats funny how they fight and then that one cat just goes and lays down.

[ISaidNoTongue]

This is the stupidest cat fight video ever! He edits the clip (by removing the entire fight) to make it look like the fight was so fast the camera couldn't capture it, then the cats just walk away... stupid.

[MsHMChai]

The best way to break up a cat fight is by making a loud noise, or spraying water at them with a hose....it's quite fun actually.

[XSoulStormX]

The winner gets the pc, just like in real life.

[Spartreeman]

the best way ( and the funniest) to break up a cat fight is with a pail of cold water!....cute little house kitties are psycho killers ques que se!

[RealityDefenseLeague]

shake paws and move on

[michellem760]

It would have been funnier to see it blurry than to cut it out altogether. wtf.

[luriomaxx]

And the winner is black and white kitty, what did he win? A broken CPU, just need to call Xzibit kitty to pimp his broken CPU and it will be great!!

[jdot993]

i think the on on the right has a point shes not lying

[cutebrowneyes]

pussy gone wild

[321beth321]

aww the black cat realized that the CPU is broken..

[BMills97]

are you mentally disabled? take yer 2 min waist of time off and get back to warcraft!!

[itsChrisLife]

THEY SHALL SMOKE THE PEACE CIGARETTE!

[SavagexRomance]

Poor cat.

:C

[kibble550]

this is really not a good video because... well, i have 2 toms and they fight alot but one is 9 yrs. and the other is 2 i think... anyways, catfights are not funny. they can sereiously injure one another.

[sindaras]

Stop tryin ta hit meh and hit MEH!

[bombboytagginup]

that black cat wasnt playing any games

[DundrHed]

This is how kittens are made, kids!

[Stakker2]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE!!! YOU EAT MY FOOD!!!! YOU USE MY CAT BOX!!! AWW FUCK OUCH YOU HIT ME!!!! im done...

[P3ngu1nFaN10]

sonic fast! HEYAAAAA!! XP

[norbu1987]

someone shud make subtitle of this video

[Kreakern]

Black n White cat has flippers :D

[noobler9]

guarantee a roar and a stomp on the ground that makes it feel like an earthquake to them will stop a fight

had some raccoons fighting in the middle of the night once, walked right through them and they stopped and backed off

[stevothegreat64]

stop posting such crap, I want to see a fight

[WannaBeQueen12]

is this from singapore ?!?!!?!?

[7davidb]

ok that was gay and they did not go that fast u just skipped GAY!!!!!!!!

[DivinaryZ]

Singapore???Hey,Meet ur fellow countryman here!!1

[mrquestion]

The video title is hilarious

[charizard039]

this video is from singapore :O

[eyeluv2dance]

@charizard039 how do you know it's from singapore??

[charizard039]

@eyeluv2dance coz of the place.

[iTheShilo]

Scourge vs. Firestar

If only they didn't have the white patches.

[nickylovesneopets6i]

@iTheShilo Lol

[charizard039]

@iTheShilo ye your right but scourge is dead.. n i hate scourge..he killed tigerstar and he took firestar's 1st life

[morganflint001]

Well, what's the consolation prize? Blackie gets a computer . . . what did Orangie get? The spot in the sun.

[6SpAr6TAN69]

they are both pussies, thats for shure.

[contempNhiphop]

i love how their both like rraawwrrr...and then it's back to meow! <3

[tw1ztidkilla]

what kind of cats are those

[ZiomASek300]

@tw1ztidkilla 

american

[pr0t0color]

@ZiomASek300

I don't think that they're American. The head shape is wrong (look at how trim their heads look at :58. American Shorthairs have round apple heads) and the body and legs are too long.

Thinking this was filmed in Singapore as the building looks like those nice condos that are out in the suburbs towards the airport. Singapore has lots of Siamese cats and these look to have a fair bit of Siamese blood in them.

Orange cat's tail isn't cut. It's normal. Maybe part Japanese Bobtail?

[TheTrippinhard]

black n white cats always seem to have it over other cats.

[hotfurrychick1]

The black cat's all like. :Umm? wtf jut happened? I'm going away now

[gatlin127]

yo this is the weirdest shit ive seen on youtube, it juss doesnt make any sense at all lmao n thats y its funny,

[dwilmer7]

I came here to see sum real a.s.s-kicking cat fight action, but wat is this crap? --its like edited for G audiences or something??? wtf?

[jazuren]

Black Cat: It ends now Cloud.

Orange Cat: Sephiroth! You killed Aerith... You'll PAY! *lunges to attack* Yeah, that's all I saw.

[SolBadguyZAC]

Shit, that black cat is so lucky. Most people have to buy their cpus

[supercat961]

okay...i think that was fake

[bubblezw00t]

aw man, I wish I understood 'cat talk' 8D I bet they were trash talkin.

[chosenoneimcoming]

everytime the orange one opens its mouth the black one shakes hahaha lol.!!

[SpiritDrive]

The orange cat says "Wow? ...What what"! before he attacks.

[locandadelingo]

lol I was wondering about 'black cat wins cpu' like wtf does that mean? And then he walked over to his cpu. i wish the orange one had won.

[bkmac10]

@locandadelingo Straight up. I'm sitting here thinking, "CPU has got to mean something".

[TadaKiba]

@bkmac10 CPU means computer, He walked up to a computer piece at the end.

[bkmac10]

@TadaKiba Thanks Tada. I knew that especially after watching the video in its entirety. I was just hoping it meant something funny or special. LOL

[TadaKiba]

@bkmac10 Yeah? Oh well. Techno-kitty loves computers.

[cabo02]

What happened to the action?

[supergr33n]

Its edited out obviously.

[DocktorFurioustank]

Heh... one of my cats looked around with what I thought was an "oh shit" look, and the other on wandered in and kept growling in response to the louder yowls...

[boppila]

Our cat is searching in the whole room and is very nervous.

[SamWAZZhurr]

my cat started growling at this.! XD

[soulfishproductions]

when i played this video all of my cats freaked out and were trying to figure out wher the cats were!

[bab1194]

i think that they were in a relationship and the black and white cat broke up with the other cat and the cat got mad, slapped the black and white cat, and walked away.

[cycochaos2]

I think they wanted to mate

[Hollandx]

I occasionally step out into the garage for fresh air, and the door is a few paces from my computer. I don't know if it was b/c this vid was playing and it could hear it, but a strange black cat was lurking around my garage and initially scared the hell out of me. =Þ

[animallover609]

it sounds like the black and white cat is saying hello :]

[owscweam]

what i noticed is that its mainly the fat cats that talk like mine lol

[ShadowriverUB]

Now cat can play Catz ;]

[unknownacct]

once those ears go all the way back, you know it's gonna be on

[hammies4ever]

i shod my cat this on loud speaker he went mental, ears up tail bent and *hes very stocky* trying to be tall

[sgAKAchina]

it sound like a baby when they where talking

[Rachel54476]

lmao so cute!!!

[clawcat444]

those type of cats dont have tails! thats why theyre only stumps.

[marnatan00]

cut scene ... =P

[KrustyKrabbz2]

row roooow roooww rooooow!! rooow! roooowoowowowowrororor!!!!!

[iateurwifewfavabeans]

poor cats...their tails were cut....who would do such a terrible thing....i love seeing them move their tails around.

[GJGRIFFITHS0628]

a certain breed of cat actually have tails like that there called manx cats

[ILUVNERDSLIKEFOB]

i have two manx cats. normally they have no tail or only a very short nub. if the orange cat is a manx, it has an unusually long tail. is is more likely that it got cut off some how.

[sweetlips252]

maybe another cat 

[ItsLineyXx]

@iateurwifewfavabeans thier tail were not cut

[kimsen1337]

@iateurwifewfavabeans They were maybe born like that dude >.< Thumbs up if u agree!

[GloGlo236]

@kimsen1337 um cats cant be born like that no matter wat get ur facts right

[TheFrenchPopsicle007]

@GloGlo236 Cats CAN be born like that, I had a WHOLE LITTER born that way. =P

[teta14]

@iateurwifewfavabeans The tails weren't cut. But I also hate it when people do that to their cats.

[teta14]

@iateurwifewfavabeans The tails weren't cut. But I also hate it when people do that to their cats. never mind the orange cats tail was shortened. I just thought it wasn't because in the beginning I saw a tail swaying.

[rebprice]

@iateurwifewfavabeans some veterinarians will dock tails on animals because the owner wants a certain look for a breed, I know it's more popular in dogs and sheep but I don't know why they would want to on cats because cats use their tail for balance.

[iateurwifewfavabeans]

@rebprice even dogs and sheep use their tails for balance and other things, it should never be cut !

[rebprice]

@iateurwifewfavabeans i agree I think it's unnecessary and not to mention how the animal must feel, I also think it's treating them like a fashion accessory rather than an animal with feelings.

[vindicated198]

@iateurwifewfavabeans They may be those cats that are born without tails they are actually quite common in asian countries

[iateurwifewfavabeans]

@vindicated198 haha no....outside of the american bobcat i know of no cat without its regal tail !

[Minimanta2]

@iateurwifewfavabeans Uhh, there are actually a few cat breeds that are born without tails. Japanese bobtail and Manx are the most famous. And yes these breeds are BORN without tails. (Though Manx cats can be born with tails.)

And who says these cats got their tail docked on purpose or without a reason if they are indeed docked? You don't know their story or anything so it would be unfair saying that the owners are evil or mean for cutting their tails without knowing why they did it.

[HuATTK]

CPU is a misnomer. It stands for central processing unit, which is the same as a processor. What you really mean is computer.

[miaka111]

wait dude wtf where are they're TAILS DX

[miaka111]

i love how the black cat keeps his left paw up like "watch it im gonna slap you >:o" XD

[PistolPete2]

Cats are all about body language. The cat on the right was being intimidated by the cat on the left. The cat on the right was looking for a way to escape without losing face or appearing to be afraid.

[emcee2456]

I think they're swearing at each other.

[misschatterteeth]

LMFAO!!!!!!! I was wondering what "cat gets cpu on the end" meant omg haha

[Redlink122]

LMFaO same here

[bestamerica]

maybe 2 cats are arguement fighting about the cat computer...

haha

[SouthernknightV]

Looks like a male and a female, before mating. Yes the female will often lash out like that. Two males fighting over territory will get nose to nose and they are almost impossible to breakup. They fight for as long as they can see eachother until one is able to escape (the loser).

[nlty2000]

whats wrong with the cam?

[etomocky]

black cat didnt swing, though orange cat pussied out.

[emalaran]

potty mouth cats! lol

[artstudent07]

Cats are hard as f***!

People have been kill by small cats before, by catching people in the neck, they may not mean it but can kill people.

[Killap101]

lol its kinda common logic that a cat can kill a person

[XanChi37]

This was at Singapore.

[Dodgethiz]

You should have stoped them you jerk.

[pr0t0color]

The cameraperson did right by not stopping it. This is just cat politics. If you don't understand the issues they are trying to resolve, then you shouldn't get involved. Anyway, cats don't try to inflict serious injury on each other. A few battle scars that they can wear proudly afterwards, perhaps, but not real injury.

[clonekid56]

@pr0t0color I agree. My cat has been into a few fights. The only thing that stays on him forever is a small cut on the ear. He's okay though.

[linzee4584]

@pr0t0color Not true. Cats die all the time from infection caused by those wounds inflicted during a cat fight. Perhaps it's natural 4 them 2 fight out their territorial disputes, but interruptions r natural as well. If I were there I would have stopped it. Had this been two dogs fighting people would have been very upset. I don't see the difference. You're there, you're the human, stop the animals from fighting, period. Had it been two wild animals fighting for food that's a different story.

[Robbob9933]

@linzee4584 Fights over females in heat are quick and claws normally kept in. My neutered male used to win these and never had a scratch. This video is a territory transgression (caught passing through), transgressor remained in submissive posture. These can jsut be shouting matches that seem to last forever. Territory takover fights are the real nasty ones full of claws and teeth with fur flying. These can be to the death. males tend to try to remove their opponents balls.

[spaderfjorton]

NEVER. It's safer for everyone. My neighbour tried to break up a fight between his siamese and a stray shorthair. The scratches went through his tattoos, he looks like someone cut him bad with a knife. This was his own cat telling him "don't touch me, i have an ass to whoop". Don't ever mess with figthing cats.

[ANimouz]

@spaderfjorton how about I run to them and round house kick them killing them both then pickin their entrails and eat them? :O

[Sanningsministeriet]

@ANimouz that'll work, but you gotta be lightning fast, use the Qinggong Lightfoot technique and drop on them from unexpected heights.

[xTracieeex]

its wierd. lol. the black cat's all like, "back off, bitch!" rofl. and the yellow cat's like, "ouch."

[nokoe11]

da black cat has funi eyes

[nokoe11]

that wasnt at lightspeed LOLLLL

you just skipped the video

theres no fight there, one little scratch

lol

[lucyk6992]

They look related, both slim and long faced and 1/2 breeds, like siamese crosses. Nice cats, far from vicious. I think they need more in their lives, if they feel they need to fight over a CPU! You should adopt them, and get them some cat toys! :)

[spikedgav]

Best not to stop it. These two cats know each other and are arguing over pecking order. Stopping them can cause injury to the cats or the human. They both have their claws in and will not injure each other deliberately.

[234lala]

why dont you stop it??? jerk

[AntiAngel777]

Read this comments: "This is just cat politics. If you don't understand the issues they are trying to resolve, then you shouldn't get involved. Anyway, cats don't try to inflict serious injury on each other. A few battle scars that they can wear proudly afterwards, perhaps, but not real injury." 'Nuff Said.

[meow951]

i saw the attack

[furballpup]

jackass, why didnt you stop it?

[lexathefangirl]

Yeah, you wanna get a cat fight, or hospital bills?

[xkittylovrx]

those cats arre so visous

[xkittylovrx]

why is everyone so mean that wasnt gay and it didnt suck that is a pretty rare vid of a cat your know

[confirmie]

it sucked

[Kiittens]

Uh...okay.

[Leivigo]

That was the gayest thing ever! Stop posting such bullocks..

[ssylm]

nah.both are gone.check out my hamster burial

[xcew225]

@ssylm ur fucking dumb i hobe ur family dies

[msdaily]

that was gay

[VidFreak2006]

thats good :) Watch my vid.and pleez rate it.

[Hoose384]

gay

[booschman]

o.O cats are scary... i'm a dog person

[jannelo]

haha :D that was fast :p

[ssylm]

well since that fight both really don't talk to each other anymore,black cat has gone missing.

[mridowalkthroughs]

@jannelo thats what she sed

[jannelo]

@mridowalkthroughs oh..my...god :O you answered to a 3 year old comment :D

[tobeface]

haha hilarious , from the description to the ending where the black cat walks over to the grand prize.

[AznVi3tx]

Both cats negotiating.talk.unsuccessful,­they fought at such speed that the camera is ,unable to capture it.i think its at intel duo core speed.the black cat won n gets a cpu as prize

[iluxadv]

Both cats negotiating.talk.unsuccessful,­they fought at such speed that the camera is ,unable to capture it.i think its at intel duo core speed.the black cat won n gets a cpu as prize

ahahah lol description!)

[anil8or123]

lol funny!!! go black cat!

[meowmixtat]

ok that was great!

[dreamzxx]

ok ... o.0 meow meow

[jweazle]

wow that was fast