Mameshiba 8 - Coffee Bean [with English annotations]

[Zenani94]

D: Now i feel bad when i grind coffee beans

[murcam]

I can't drink coffee knowing that a bunch of mameshiba coffee beans were ground up in order to make it.

[Fa11enR0ses]

Awww!!! It has a mustache!!!

[redfish337]

Yeah, almost all of these are a dig at the recipient, but can't figure this one out. Asian idiom or something? The shop owner even has a pretty big reaction, so there's gotta be something.

[thelovelyratkitten]

@redfish337 It's not that complicated. The characters in Mabeshiba shorts become alarmed at the strange fact, and that the bean talks to them. ;-)

[redfish337]

@thelovelyratkitten It is that complicated. Some are probably more just supposed to be relevantly disgusting (kangaroo pouch, 200million germs) than insulting and this may be one of them. But if it ever is, it's rarely simply just a random fact. I think some are hidden under idioms and culture, but you can still understand a lot of them.

[thelovelyratkitten]

@redfish337 This one there is no other joke besides that he's weirded out. There is another joke with the cocao bean.

[TazCO1]

i think the food company who makes these products are going to have one hell of a lawsuit on their hands with the bean a lawyer

[clownscrygreyxx]

lol coffee bean has a moustache XD!

[KariHikariOokami]

The little "Aaa" from the bean as it falls is the most adorable thing I've ever heard.

[LoveSarcoptesFilms]

Coffee bean means the milk which the flamingos vomit for the babys to eat, not mammary milk.

[GapingGorble]

@LoveSarcoptesFilms You'd think if the bean was trying to educate/gross out the guy, it'd be more specific...

[Iamlaughingman]

Coffee bean Mameshiba - the most moustachiest and mature of them all.

[xHearterx]

awwww mameshiba you and ur cute lil voice!

[CreepingBoNE]

Okay.

It's official; all these facts are a bunch of hippo sweat.

A flamingo is a BIRD. Last time I checked, birds didn't have mammary glands.

[Claragarrettt314]

How... Do.. They know all this stuff...... O_O

[ThatAwesomeSceneGirl]

( ) ◕ ᵜ ◕ () Did you know?

[Kagome8055]

did anyone else see that the mameshiba bean had a mustache like the man..

[Atlacatonatl]

Coffee bean with a moustache? Must be from colombia

[fenrirgg]

"Flamingos produce a crop milk [...] it is produced in glands lining the whole of the upper digestive tract, not just the crop" (wikipedia).

Is not real milk, it's more vomit like! hu

[Tsugandate]

wow

[10truefreak01]

Mameshiba have hypnotic powers.

"You found me!"

"I found you..."

[XxDarkViolenceOo]

Eww. red milk period xD

[NaviLovesLink]

His mustache is so cute. :3

[Zortov]

Went on Wikipedia to figure out this whole "flamingo milk" thing. It led me to crop milk, which led me to crop, and now, three hours later, I somehow ended up on philosophy...

[neru011]

@Zortov Me too except, it led me to phoenix, then it led me to mythology, then 1 hour later I ended up with Universe o.o

[pmunkyandpals11]

@Zortov Mameshiba is a gateway drug to higher learning!

[JanGNT]

Flamingos produce a crop milk, like pigeons and doves, due to the action of a hormone called prolactin-wikipedia. so i guess flamingos have milk? :X

[kamichamamink]

flamingos are not mammals... they lay eggs..they do not have milk... do they?

[thisisrandomXD]

red...great colour...now it's disturbing though...

[yeismeload]

human's mothers' milk is red too, if you feed the rugrat from the wrong part.

[TheKreigan]

lol "AHH!"

[MegaBlargle]

THIS IS WHAT YOU FIND AT STARBUCKS.

DESTROY THE CORPORATE EMPIRES!

[dogchansey]

I...I... Didn't even know flamingos lactate......

[supermanlypunch]

B-but flamingos don't have milk.

[CrystaltheWaterLily]

@supermanlypunch Look up "crop milk."

[NKingTotoro]

This mameshiba should have mentioned that caffeine is produced by plants to serve as a natural insecticide. That would have been more relevant to them moment I think. Haha.

[pwnmanEXE]

@NKingTotoro That would require Mameshiba to be relevant.

[NKingTotoro]

@pwnmanEXE Ah, but they often are! And when it happens, it's hilariously ironic. Just watch the Tiger Bean one or the Cashew one, and you'll see.

[DungaIpod]

Another cute sound when it fell

[NyoronChibiChan]

Omg, everything they say is really true >_< I love mameshiba

[AnimeWaterFall]

is that really true XD omg

[yout0be1person]

aahh. when he feel was so cool the sound

[GreySuNeko]

...don't think that's milk...

[MakoRuu]

I wonder how many noobs tried to Google Flamigo milk.

DERP birds don't breastfeed.

[nicotinelolipop]

@MakoRuu wiki/Flamingo wrong.

[MakoRuu]

@nicotinelolipop Dude. Seriously, though. Birds don't breastfeed.

[CrystaltheWaterLily]

@MakoRuu No, but certain birds like flamingos, pigeons, and doves produce a secretion called "crop milk." It's different from mammalian milk, but serves a similar purpose.

[NyoronChibiChan]

@MakoRuu

look up "crop milk"

[Ali3n1986]

I ♥ (◕ᴥ◕し)

[TheZetsuShow]

MUSTACHE BUDDIES <3

[kylehyde28]

() ◕ ᵜ ◕ () ϡ You found me! Did you know? 85% of plant life is found in the ocean.

[artbytandy]

Wowoo~

[gebril61]

This mameshiba should have been in the mexican commercial...

[xwinchy]

at least do some research about flamingos before posting... They do produce milk as a bird.. and the Platypus still lays eggs as a mammal

[jrizzo86]

@xwinchy But what defines a mammal is that they have mammary glands (produce milk). The "milk" from flamingos and other birds is NOT milk... "it is produced by a sloughing of fluid-filled cells from the lining of the crop, a thin-walled, sac-like food-storage chamber that projects outward from the bottom of the esophagus." That is NOT "milk" (milk is produced from mammary glands). So... at least do some research about flamingos before posting. ;)

[ABNORMAL2110]

Flamingos are birds. I thought only mammals lactate.

I'M CONFUS.

[CrystaltheWaterLily]

@ABNORMAL2110 Look up "Crop milk."

[TigerLily4427]

@ABNORMAL2110 And platypuses are mammals who lay eggs. I IS WITH YA

[NoonienSoongh]

@ABNORMAL2110

Look at Wikipedia "Lactation"

"Other well known example of nourishing young with secretions of glands is the crop milk of pigeons. Like in mammals and disc fish this also appears closely related to prolactin.[19] Other birds such as flamingos and penguins are utilizing similar feeding techniques.[20]"

(Wow I feel like a mameshiba now!)

[RagingShiningWit]

@ABNORMAL2110 I believe it's also referred to as milk when a mother bird barfs to feed its babies~

THE MORE YOU KNOW

[nicolunacba]

A bean with a mustache. My life is complete.

[LolMonster10]

Sometimes I watch these videos /just/ for the comments I always find in the 'Top Comments'.

[SpongebobFreek]

Watching these are the best! xDDD 

[TheRuuchanchannel]

Crop milk is a secretion from the lining of the crop of parent birds that is regurgitated to young birds.

[buttercupdelirium]

Flamingos are birds, they can't give milk since they aren't mammals! WTF is this shit. I now cannot trust anything Mameshiba says. My heart is broken ;A;

[bottomOFair]

@buttercupdelirium its "flamingo milk" they produce a crop milk, like pigeons and doves.

[xXInsTaNtxrAmEnXx]

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FLAMINGOS DON'T HAVE MILK.  I AM SO MAD.

[Winter1012]

Oh my gosh! Look at its little mustache! Look at it! 

[nay1284nay]

they all are dogs mameshiba mean bean dog

[martihinata]

:I Milk from Flamingos? a Bird? =.= hah?

[Chiroptarin]

It's not milk like the kid of milk that comes from mammals, it's kind of regurgitated, into the baby's mouth D:

[ParamoreBlackheart]

The sound that it makes when it falls is cute.

<3

[karleksvenska]

I have a plushie of the little mocha bean~

[prideofclouds]

These things will shut down Japanese economy by freaking everyone out so nobody will work

[nely11111111111]

0:12

(u◕w♣w◕u): You found me.

(>0wcw0<): I found you.

[DNYAP]

Hmmm on the youtube mobile app, the subtitles anotations are not shown.

[fuocofuu]

okay that one ruined my cereal.

[MissEssiemee1]

I wanna snuggle the cute basterddssss....CHEESUS, sometinh more interesting showd up!

[MyKurohime]

...I love the cute lil bastards.Always ruining people's meals...

[3gummygirl]

D= *shudder*

[ebiifuraaido]

This is just sooooo cute! XD

"You found me."

"I found you."

WHAT? Is this some sort of a reunion between lovers!? LOL

[Krazi4Anime]

i luv the sound he makes when he falls XD so cute!

[Paulmister99]

@Krazi4Anime

I know, its adorable! XD

[EcoGothKitty]

It has fallen victim to Romano's mustache D:

[Mineykid]

i have coffee bean doll mameshiba :D

[Paulmister99]

@Mineykid

Really! Where did you get it? Can you please tell me?

[tweenmermaid]

"you found me"

"i found you"

[youhavereachedbleep]

lol i want to find a talking bean that tells me a fact :D thumbs up if u agree

[assamurai]

Hey, youtube comment people!

Neshiteru~?

Young flamingos are fed a formula by both parents, similar to mammal’s milk. The milk is red in colour and is a secretion of the adult’s upper digestive tract! It's not technically "milk" but it's close enough that you could refer to it that way.

[DarkMagicSeptember]

"You found me."

"I found you."

I gotta say, that man is really cool for just answering the mameshiba like it was all normal XD

[msjulicious]

@DarkMagicSeptember why would he talk to the bean like it was normal? that's creepy. means all his coffee beans must talk. haha

[CaptainLuckyShamrock]

@DarkMagicSeptember If my understanding of his Japanese is correct, he responded more as a question than an answer.

[Legendmaker12]

I FOUND YOU.

[lolproduct17]

0:20 ahhhhhhh

[spongefan1000]

Flamingos can't produce milk . ___ .

although their pee is red from a lot krill > 3 >

[akiratrooper]

Crop Milk... that's new...

[TheFlailingWolf]

Awww, the mameshiba has a mustache. o3o

[renakawaiichan]

But Flamingos are birds, and there for don't produce milk. Though, i have heard that their urine is red from all the Krill they eat.

[21stcenturygaming1]

@renakawaiichan sssssssh...that coffee bean has a mustache

[zeratul7975]

You found me, I found you... HAHAHAHAHHA! LOL, was that a song...?!

[hide978]

wow~

[geKo15]

I just love that moustache!

[Ruach18]

The coffee bean is a dog. It also has a mustache. All arguments are invalid.

[Ecrada]

@Ruach18 It has a moustache, but don't dogs have whiskers?

[Ruach18]

@Ecrada You can make an argument for that, but they're different. They have different functions. Whiskers are for tactile sensory purposes while mustaches are for storing small amounts of soup or coffee to be consumed at a later time.

[Chrisuu]

@Ruach18 the bean looks a bit like a dog version of hitler

[Kraftingcreativity]

HOW WOULD MAMESHIBA KNOW THAT

[EmoHatsuneMiku]

@ilovecattys LOL OMNOMNOM BEBEH!!!

[EmoHatsuneMiku]

If a flamingo's milk is red....wouldnt it look like the baby flamingo is drinking blood??? omg vampire baybeh lol!!!

[ilovecattys]

@EmoHatsuneMiku

To get the milk the bird normally drinks from a sac in the mothers throat, so...it would look more like the mother is eating the child!

[ChickenRamen]

I didn't know flamingos even gave milk :\

[SorceressZila]

I'm not sure why half of these people get ill. I mean, red milk, big deal? That's life.

[GreenDotDress]

@SorceressZila you wouldn't be freaked even a little if you found a talking bean?

[SorceressZila]

@GreenDotDress Nah, I'd freak out like crazy, but I continually 'lol' by how disgusted they react.

[DaisukeKenSama]

Awww, I love his little mustache! <3

[ferretyluv]

But flamingos are birds, not mammals...

[JJAB91]

@ferretyluv Look up "crop milk"

[cat221319]

My friends bought me a plushie of this mameshiba XD

[vonheisenberg]

Search for "crop milk".

[christine326]

what?!

*wiki it*

WHAT?!

[Kippyan]

Wait what? Only mammals make mother's milk.

[FiveAyam]

Hoohoohoo!~ What an adorable little mustache that bean has. :3

And since when were flamingos mammals... ._.



[kimono92]

Haha! :D The funny thing is, that those beans tell us things, we can't believe and for that we google it and learn something new (even if it's trivial).

[Hisako]

THE COFFEE BEAN HAS A MUSTACHE LIKE THE GUY

[iCheesey]

ever heard someone with a mustache that had a voice that high?

[NinjaCat22]

@iCheesey lol that's random as!

[FernCloud123]

Mainichi hitotsu mamechishiki la la la~ -giggle-

[FernCloud123]

How can a Flamingo have pink milk..? They are a bird.

[NanaNarcotic]

@wolficespirit No problem xD

[DiproBro]

That music when they come in is starting to freak me out.

[ParkaSanta]

HE HAS A FREAKIN' MOUSTACHE :D

[ConcealingShadows]

That's quite a long phrase for it to only mean "Okay." xD

[NanaNarcotic]

@wolficespirit Flamingos produce a crop milk, like pigeons, penguins and doves, due to the action of a hormone called prolactin. Crop milk is a secretion from the lining of the crop of parent birds that is regurgitated to young birds. A crop is a thin-walled expanded portion of the alimentary tract used for the storage of food prior to digestion that is found in many animals.

google that shit looool

[ebonifragaria]

why in the hell does the coffee bean have a mustache?

[DarkEbony89]

I like it's little mustache

[SmallBohemianFerret]

lol they put everyone off eating with slightly gross facts XD

[kisamekaulitz]

that "you found me" was so cute haha

[SayumiOsbourne]

Ok... Since i watched the first video I CANT STOP WATCHING IT!!!!

[thescarykids35]

You found me.

I found you.

[ReiOn8]

Wow! 

[xenoslaura]

... baby flamingos are vampires.

[AcidicAlpha]

this dog is like its own meme, it pops out and DESTROYS LIFES.

[BloodyDarkLife]

"Flamingo is a bird and birds dont give milk"

>_> Ignorants, stop saying that.

[janicegan1990]

LOL check out Crop milk in wiki..

[psykidomcscotty13]

Coffee bean: Do you know flamingo mother's milk is red

*the counter guy turns emo*

*drops the coffee bean*

coffee bean: ah!

we're closing for the day...

[Android2137]

...Flamingos have milk? I didn't think birds had mammary glands.

[RealmMaster12]

4 people found the coffee bean...

[Akakiba15]

lol seriously ok like wtfff why do they get so discouraged with life over something so little i dont get itttt

[gameskid4ever]

epic mustache

[NeverevenStudios]

They found each other.

[barbapapaland]

the music that plays when the mameshibas speak: priceless~

[PlasticFurniture]

Mameshiba - now with a mustache :3

[blackdog39]

lol I wonder how many people would have just turned Mameshiba into coffee and gave it to the guy

[PotpurriPasta]

I just don't get it

FLAMINGOS ARE BIRDS D8>

[MrSeaki]

@PotpurriPasta They produce Crop Milk, which doesn't come from a teat, but rather from the mouth. It's basically regurgitated food mixed with enzymes, red and white blood cells, and whatever the parent ate to feed the chick and boost the immune system :D

[PotpurriPasta]

@MrSeaki woaaah!!! now that sounds even more like "ew", but is amazing actually :D thanks > u<)bb

[MrSeaki]

@PotpurriPasta I find things like this interesting :D Even if it is a little gross, lol.

[angelofdeath275]

@MrSeaki ...Ok thats.....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWW. Cool yes, but ARGGGHHHH

[MrSeaki]

@angelofdeath275 Lol - too much info? 8D;

[ilovecattys]

@PotpurriPasta

Actually...I think pigeons give their young a type of milk as well. I think it is different in a way to the milk mammals give. Yeah.

[PotpurriPasta]

@ilovecattys o: that's pretty interesting too

[Jaredthealiensouljah]

@PotpurriPasta never question the wisdom of the BEAN!

[XLightChanX]

@PotpurriPasta yeah, but flamingos feed their chicks with cropmilk

[DNYAP]

@PotpurriPasta Flamingos produce a crop milk, like pigeons and doves, due to the action of a hormone called prolactin (see Columbidae). It contains more fat and less protein than the latter does, and it is produced in glands lining the whole of the upper digestive tract, not just the crop. Both parents nurse their chick, and young flamingos feed on this milk, which also contains red and white blood cells.

[fubukifangirl]

@DNYAP That sounds worse than the mameshiba's little trivia.