Poor Unfortunate Souls (English)

[RainColle]

might sing this for America's Got Talent

[beauxbatonsboy]

I feel sorry for the merfolk who couldn't pay the price. I mean, if you can't you get turned into a useless worm!!!

[wolfpackr552]

My friends and I (all college students) were singing this in the car last night. Whatever version it is, you're never too old for a Disney song.

[fantaa2007]

Ursula would be a great car salesman...

[liviamour]

@fantaa2007 I can't agree with you more!!! xD

[ThisIswherewordsgo]

Creepy smile at 4:27 xD

[rustypolymath]

They show her tush, they show the outline of her nude front... someone at the MPAA was surely paid off to rate this "G"...

[newhere66]

the best song in this cartoon

[bluer68]

During the 1st movie, where was Ursula's sister Morgana at the time?

[fudgebiskets]

BODY LAGUAGE! lol

[christellaiffy]

at 1:08 it sounds like she's saying "they come FUCKING to my..."

[laurenguthrie85]

@christellaiffy I thought the same thing when I heard it...

[VideosOurWorld]

OMFG AT 1:31 IS SHE SAKING HER BOOBS!?!

[VideosOurWorld]

@VideosOurWorld MY BAD 1:29

[LordOrlock]

Am I the only one who likes to see Ursula jiggle?

[AV1128]

105 poor unfortunate souls watched this video

[XDopeyX14]

I love this movie! I'll never get tired of watching it. =D

[larcencielluv89]

I love how she throws an actual tongue in the cauldron XD

[TheLilaclady39]

OK, don't get me wrong this is one of the best disnys but if someone asks for your voice you dont give it to them, right? no matter how much you love someone you've never even spoken to.

[Hellborndelux]

God which is better.....this song? Or 'Be Prepared?"

Lifes full of tough choices innit?

[tlrmsd2]

I like this but I gotta admit, I looove the Jonas Brothers version.

[pixelartistdiogalesu]

@tlrmsd2 Are you a little girl?

[tlrmsd2]

@pixelartistdiogalesu No, not only 12 year olds like the jonas brothers

[madelinealexander22]

@tlrmsd2 then you have no excuse.

[pixelartistdiogalesu]

@tlrmsd2 so you are a little girl.

[tlrmsd2]

@pixelartistdiogalesu no im not, why does it matter that I like the jonas brothers version better? I doesn't mean that im a little kid it just means I like that version.

[pixelartistdiogalesu]

@tlrmsd2 I never said there was anything wrong with being a little girl...

actually wait someone else did you can't be on here until you're 13, when you're 5 years away from being legal.

[ThePlacardman]

Is it bad that Ursula reminds me of my mom?

[Kerriangel]

@ThePlacardman hey join the club; I'm still trying to work out how Disney managed to base Mother Gothel off my mum

[Bahamute619]

ok she should have gotten the benz (bends?) for going the fast from bottom to surface

[divinegrace01]

@Bahamute619 You're SO right! But the mermaid is totally believable.

[Bahamute619]

I think this was the best explained deal ever in disney history. she even knew the escape clause and the fine print



[KVIA01]

how does ursula sound like a heavy smoker despite living underwater?

[donnycarko]

The most obviously evil villain ever, and Ariel trusts her

[ShadowSonic2]

@donnycarko Well, originally Ursula was supposed to be Ariel's Aunt (it's never said she isn't, and some of Ursula's lines fit this unspoken origin) so maybe that's why she thinks about asking her for help.

[shygirlplay1234]

so funny is part of movie is great movie

[darkkristian22]

NO! not the boobie shake!!!!!

[Krazyeyes815]

pie is good

[revilnovil]

Why this song is so hard to memorize? D:

[kiya46107]

Flocking... It's flocking to my cauldron... Though my mind now dives into the gutter...

[superraggazio]

is it flocking or fucking to my cauldron?

[rachellochness]

@superraggazio flocking *sighs*

[KasiuurxD]

great song! she has perfect voice for Ursula :)

[Duckymomomomy45]

What Saint shoves her boobs in a camera?

[ItalianRose14]

The real story is nothing like this movie. But not gonna lie, I still love the Disney version.

[katiewormald13]

hm,

prefer to Jonas Brother's version.

[789nope987]

I love the truth in ursula's song... men don't like blabber...

[misslala242]

ursalas chuby just saying!!!!lol

[0reii]

She's like the magical plastic surgeon/mafia boss of the sea.

[Tko101488]

1:08 They come fucking to my cauldron?

[Alfheim1]

@Tko101488 Flocking

[MedievalMind]

@Tko101488 I thought that for years, lol. They come flocking to my cauldron.

[goirkens]

Wait a minute, Ariel is a PRINCESS, so how could she possibly have NO MONEY!?!

[hail1112]

@goirkens She meant that she didn't have any Money On her.

[renovek]

@goirkens She didn't get her allowance for the week~

[marykatexoxoful]

I've never noticed this but this song kind of sounds like Master of the House from Les Mis XD

[Katakikun]

1:31

WELL THEN.

[sunshineisgreat1]

It's happened once or twice someone couldn't pay the price. I'm pretty sure it's been more than once or twice didnt u see all those things trying to stop her in the beginning? Wake up areal she's evil

[alwaysalwayslaughing]

@sunshineisgreat1 she was freaked out by the little things

[ThePseudoSlayer]

funnily ursula loosely means revenge

[sabrinajaine92]

what kind of idiot is ariel. Isn't a bad sign that she's laughing evilly whilst doing the spell

[alwaysalwayslaughing]

@sabrinajaine92 people do crazy things when in love

[Duckymomomomy45]

Wow, that must be a really expensive toll because Washington`s tolls on the bridge isn`t THAT expensive.

[TheDisneyfanatic99]

This is going to be epic in 3D. :D

[thinkpink994]

do they say f***ing at 1:06

[factorynoises]

@thinkpink994 "flocking." :,D

[astara94]

@thinkpink994 no hon thats "flocking", like, those birds come flocking to the little old lady who always feeds them, it means congregating in groups ^_^

[brittaneyUSA]

damn I wanna see the whole movie now haha

[chewychibi03]

LOL MY PLS TEACHER DID THE BODY LANGUAGE IN CLASS!!! xP

[11rainyday]

ursula is a trip lmao smh

[fukumichan1]

i love how ariel scrutinizes her signature after she signs the contract with ursula

[DiamondDecoy]

I freakin' love Ursala!

[enidthezombie]

Bea 4 lyfe

[x3NaDaLoIsCax3]

oh my god that is the best evil laugh in the world

[chewychibi03]

@x3NaDaLoIsCax3 YES~~!!

[beduj63]

Oh my god, Ariel wasn't wearing any pants!! Geez, you'd think Disney would at least turn the tail into a skirt or something?

[jj19884]

if this is her good more innocent character what was she like before?

[quangduy9x]

lol she shaked her boobs xD

[SilkNinjaLily]

Villans always get the best songs :s

[Fargosis16]

@SilkNinjaLily all except that one bird in rio

[Gothicgurlz12]

Ursula looks like my mother...and acts like her too...

[kewlilrose]

Cant wait for this to come out in 3D..

[bludluva]

i would totally plow ursula...she has a vag, right?

[sailorsweetart]

I love it when she says, "And do I help them? Yes I do." its so funny xD

[TheParadisis]

When I was little I never noticed that boob shake. O.o

[MyyProjectss]

@TheParadisis i did, sadly. lol

[emily79387]

ilovesong

[Fitzwilliamdarcy1000]

3:59- tone deaf :O

[Bluaero03]

Divine?



[guidemap]

104 people underestimated the importance of BODY LANGUAGE XD

[CrazyMovieGuy23]

you know what woud've been funny. After Ursula used all her 'ingredients' Ariel just says: Nah I'm good.

[qualqui]

LOL,.....Body language matters but only with fat Ursula,....hehehehehehehe....t­humbs up to ya RainybopStarWars and thankin' my buddy montanerfan10 for the COOL share!!

[montanerfan10]

@qualqui I know. That's probbably one of the most iconic scenes in the movie!

[premnaka]

เสียงเหมือนผู้ชายเลย ชั้นชอบภาคไทยมากกว่า สะใจกว่า 555+

[genelin1995]

Body language... do you have ANY idea I long it took me to get what that means?

[moonshoespotter1712]

@genelin1995 same!! hahaha

[stiger1998]

@genelin1995 i still kinda dont know what itmeans



[genelin1995]

@stiger1998 It means physical attraction between human without the need of language communication, in another word - sex.

[BrokenHeartedGirl117]

her voice is perfectly lurking! so mysterious, and it fits the song 100%

[CARISSAAZZ]

Gasurgirl before she turned the guy and the girl into the creatures

[kmasucci]

Ariel is the only ginger with a soul.

[CazRaX]

@kmasucci You can't tell cause of the scales, but she dyes, she ain't a real ginger.

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

@kmasucci I am VERY offended >:(

[RolandGridley]

@kmasucci Does she ever say that Ariel has a soul? Could her lack of soul be the reason for her voice as payment?

[SFGiantsAngel]

@RolandGridley Ursula took her voice cause she knew Eric was looking for the mystery girl with the beautiful voice. She set Ariel up to fail even before the deal was made. Her plan was fool proof.

[pmunkyandpals11]

@RolandGridley That's deep :o

[LidiaMolko]

@RolandGridley it's exactly because of this on the original story

[larcencielluv89]

@RolandGridley well if she kept her voice she would have been able to win him over easier and ursula wouldn't get what she wanted plus its a kid movie I don't think ursula would take souls just curse them into the thingmawhatsits more her style I think

[Blackmage2222]

@kmasucci Daywalker.

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

@kmasucci im very offended >: (

[TheAngelSpeaks15]

*sigh* Ah, memories.

[Arteyumi]

It completely skips over something. I just can't tell what.

[Lizzles711]

@Arteyumi I -think- it should say 'but you'll have your man' after Ariel says that she will never be with her father or sisters again.

[gasergurl]

how come he evil people are always an abnormal complexion?? 0.o

[TheRightMistakes]

and don't underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE!

[CARISSAAZZ]

Ursala said f@cking!!!!

[gasergurl]

@CARISSAAZZ when???

[JJHdisney]

Did anyone else think Ursula said "Whore" at 3:27 the first time they watched this as a kid? ( I'm a terrible listener D:).

[bohemianwitch]

@JJHdisney Pretty sure it's "bore," not 'whore" XD

[mockingofthebird]

can we just drop the topic of mermaid anatomy?

[MrJoeyWheeler]

"If you want to cross the bridge you've got to pay the toll"

or swim. Or go up river and catch the ferry.

[Wizard608]

I really like this song. I seriously laughed at the part when Ursula said "Pathetic!!"

[love2by4]

You'll have your looks, your pretty face... and don't underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE

oh ursula xD

[Khran1505]

Let's see, my future in my family's kingdom in a vast ocean under the command of my father, myself being royalty, with the powers and right to the Trident by blood surrounded by merfolk and sea creatures I love and love me in return...

Or...

Selling my soul to an obvious (but badass) villain, give away my voice as payment for service and risk my entire future away from my family forever for a man I hardly know.

I can't believe I liked this idiot as a kid.

[merelymyopinion1]

@Khran1505

I can see your view for sure...I've been watching this my whole life, but I've never seen in that way...I always felt it was kind of a lesson in risk taking...she sells a lot for just a chance at something...something not guaranteed...and a lot of real life is like that too...stuff like opening a business...pursuing a certain career...taking a chance at a certain relationship...

[crazitaco]

ariel: "the sea was just...*puts on glasses*... too mainstream"

[Terryracoon]

" I sold my soul for a vagina and a guy i don't even know!"

~Nostalgia chick on Little mermaid

[dotcake]

I used to feel like such a freaking amazing singer whenever I did Ariel's "Aaaaaaaah's"! But cringe when remembering that I used to do Ursula's move at 1:32

[MrJameshodgkins]

this is called a loan shark, avoid at all cost's er.. ( need better wording here)

[BeccaaMary]

Ursula is my 2nd favourite Disney Villian after Scar :D

[RandomWriter9110]

Back off Jonas Brothers. Nobody can sing this song better than Pat Carroll! :)

[rikku362]

@RandomWriter9110

wait the Jonas brothers really tried to sing this?

[mizzloserkid]

@rikku362

yes,its shit



[RandomWriter9110]

@rikku362 - Yeah, they did a remake of it. It sucks, especially since they had to change some of the words to fit them. (i.e. "They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch" to "They weren't kidding when they called me kind of strange".) There's a music video for it, too. If you want to torture yourself, look it up! xD

[megamage911]

@rikku362 yeah, they did an entire album with various disney songs,,, i know this because my ex made me listen to most of it <.<

[rikku362]

@megamage911

u poor thing having to listen to that crap

[megamage911]

@rikku362 yeah,,, good thing i got rid of her looong ago xD

[RaphaellaHeart87]

1:30 boob shake

[MiiSSBRiiGHTSiiDE]

the bit where ariel sings gave me shivers when I first heard it and still does to this day and Im almost 22! x

[LLMAXG]

@MiiSSBRiiGHTSiiDE i am 22 and i know exactly what you mean, goosebumps

[2noepurple]

@dftbawolf haha ursulas face is all deformed and scary and Ariel looks all afraid

[dftbawolf]

hahaha i pussed it at 3:52 it looks like ursula abut to kiss arial

[irethamandil]

Moral of this story: Never trust fat cephalopod women.

[pipy05]

WTF this teaches kids to make deals with the Devil.

LOL i should know

[pipy05]

@pipy05 My friend is into Satinism and he says its from this childrens cartoon...watch out parents!

[irethamandil]

@pipy05 C'mon now...that's like saying Snow White made me poison people with apples. If he wanted to model after a villain than it's his choice, and would have found someone else if Ursula wasn't there to lead him into Satanism.

[RandomWriter9110]

@pipy05 - ...Satinism? That sounds like he has an obession with silky bed sheets! xD

[melissawilcox1]

Yes, well, as... informative as your personal experience undoubtably is, this little plot thread is just the latest in a long, revered literary tradition. From Christopher Marlowe's Faust to present day Spider-man, deals-with-the-devil have been used to demonstrate the vulnerability of heroes and the deceptive nature of evil. If this video and others like it demonstrate anything, they demonstrate that: you should always read the fine print, there are no shortcuts, and 'crime' never pays.

[2noepurple]

@MissAbbieJay it's flocking

[ErikkChattman]

I don't get why she went through all that trouble, all she need was fish tail surgery xD

[songoku1048]

pathetic coming from the one who is alone fat and talks to eels but then again ariel falls into that category because she talks to flounder and Sebastian well least she aint fat and alone and rely on other peoples misery to make her happy haha

[RawRawzRoo202]

Tigg'o'Bitties!!!! ahaha

[sweettyful818]

"AND! don't uderestimate te importance of A boDY lanGUAGE....HA!" love that part.....

[deelite59]

My friend Knows this from start to finish and he is so good. I usually do Ariel s part and we do it good...

[mockingofthebird]

..these commented replies are exactly the thing i tried to explain i didn't want. well, not exactly but kinda. barely. shut up.

[ClarnissaSalvatore]

i thought she said a girl who blabbers is a whore lol

[NelyaAmniaRhys]

Sadly enough, I love this song. LOL

[mockingofthebird]

and also, mermaids don't fall in love with land men. instead they drag them underwater and drown them. now, i'm not a hater of The Little Mermaid, but still. has anyone ever thought logically about this? i know what everyone will reply to this " disney don't have to make sense". yes, i know, it's disney. i'm not a hater. i love the old disney. i hate the crap they show now. disney movies used to never be about teen drama. stupid disney channel -.-

[sweettyful818]

@mockingofthebird actully i have thought about it, honastly, one thing they got right is teh good sinig (?) but it's a kid movie also so... yes.. disney is disney don't know what els to say!

[MrLawrenceV]

@mockingofthebird The story is, among other things, a cautionary tale. It's a classic case of she can't have it and that's why she wants it. In her misguided quest to get the things outside her reach, she makes lots of bad choices, and the original story goes far less well for her.

[RandomWriter9110]

@mockingofthebird - Do little Spanish girls with talking monkey friends live inside computers? I'd complain about Dora the Explorer and the other idiotic children shows out today before I'd complain about these Disney movies!

[mockingofthebird]

@RandomWriter9110 how am i complaining? i freakin love these Disney movies!

[RandomWriter9110]

@mockingofthebird - Well...your previous comment made it sound like this movie made you angry because it didn't stay true to real mermaid myths. Honestly, I'd challenge The Lion King over the talking lions before I'd challenge this movie! xD You mentioned that you liked Disney, but it kind of reminded me of someone who loved a book series, but hated the movies based off of them. Sorry I misinterpreted what you were getting at.

[mockingofthebird]

@RandomWriter9110 it's ight, i get where you're comin from.

[ChibiDarkGirl]

@mockingofthebird You do know that this is based on the Danish short story "The Little Mermaid" by Hans Christian Anderson that came out in 1837?

[mockingofthebird]

@ChibiDarkGirl I do know that

[mockingofthebird]

has anyone ever noticed how skinny ariel is? how is that healthy?

[DreamsOfCyanide]

@mockingofthebird

She's a mermaid, technically she should have fangs and barnacles growing on her tail.

I wish they'd make an overweight, a bald and an unattractive princess.

[oshy14]

@mockingofthebird you now what do they even eat under the sea

[melissawilcox1]

I've always thought of it this way: who knows how mermaid anatomy works? She could have some strange arrangement of internal organs that causes her body to be that shape. I mean, she is half-fish. There are some pretty exotically shaped fish swimming around out there.

[sweettyful818]

there's only in the classics (90's) disney movies that a guy can fall in love off a girl that doesn't talk with out knowing anything about her in 3 days....

Disney FOREVER, to bad they don't doe movies like this anymore...

[KekkoNeoliceale]

i don't want to offend nobody.. but the italian version is so much better..

[flatfoot56girl]

1:30 motorboat! haha xP

[Hyacinthesis]

1:31 One of the cursed merfolk is wearing a pair of glasses!