Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: Tastes Like BBQ Potato Chips!

[undermyellowumbrella]

Two parts gin, three parts gin...Just Kidding...haha not really:)

[Michelle2815CV]

Believe me, gin's godamn strong. I had a whole bottle of it at home to, I don't know, soak raisins? Lol. And my dad mixed it with coke and I had a conclusion :

Alcohol. And you're telling me 2 parts gin, 3 parts gin?

Damn you must have blown your mind off with your kawanzaa cake and Local Ah-qwo-rium

[MetalLabStudios]

0:41 No you're not....

[geekoftheweek27]

2 cups gin, 3 cups gin?

Slightly hungover, complete alcoholic!

[mst3kanita]

Also, she's using guava nectar, not joos! 

[krakhaid]

Did she just put club soda in a blender? Way to kill the carbonation. God this woman is retarded.

[thespookyoldtree]

@krakhaid Did you even watch the video? No, that was a pitcher, from which she directly poured into glasses. And you're calling her retarded...

[wespolly]

I'm guessing anyone is gonna need quite a bit of that gin to even taste those "dates"....D__D

[dlb909]

"If you made this in the glasses you could probably get that separation and it would be gorgeous!" AND the gin would be on top!!

[RayRoark2009]

The dates that she baked makes me think of small dead mouses.

[Bratzbabyzgirl1]

@RayRoark2009 mice. not mouses. ;]

[RayRoark2009]

@Bratzbabyzgirl1 Hmmmm you sure like to correct grammer dont you. Are you an english teacher or something?

[Bratzbabyzgirl1]

@RayRoark2009 nahhhh.

[bnj0003]

Sandra, I'm having trouble locating the Jews section of my grocery store!! Is it on the bread aisle?

[jenesaispas82]

But you could tell them you spent all that time cooking yourself, when actually you were pounding drinks and blowing pot smoke out the oven fan...

[thedancegroupstudio1]

Orange jews jews jews

[tealfire700]

MM! MM! MM! The alchoholic loves her Gin!

[XjayXcoreX]

I only watch this show for the cocktail recipes.  Sandra, you're a champion, but my liver hates you.

[RayRoark2009]

Taste like BBQ potato chips, lol

[RayRoark2011]

COCKTAIL PARTY XD

[stiefeliblue]

If that's a small cocktail.... i'd hate to see the big one....

[normanthepig]

Yet again she demonstrates an incredible lack of understanding how to mix a fucking drink. DON'T ADD THE CLUB SODA TO THE PITCHER AND THEN STIR IT. Jesus. Top the drinks once they are poured. her way will kill any carbonation. Her cooking is bad enough. PLEASE, SANDRA LEE, STOP DESTROYING COCKTAILS, TOO! you've already done enough damage to the culinary world. Leave my liquor alone.

[amenohinosanpo]

"Two parts gin, three parts gin. Just kidding - forty-two parts gin."

[innercitysuperman]

mmm i LOVE jen and jews too, sandra!

[Koala5837]

I wonder if Sandra Lee is a Snoop Dogg fan.

[liskovecsf]

be honest sandra. the juice is only there so you have an excuse to drink the gin. lush

[CuervoBlack06]

In the "juice section" you say, and here I thought it was in the Bread & Cereal aisle. Am I the only one that said Uh Oh, when she said "Now add Gin".

[piscataway53]

"Two parts jin, three parts jin, fuck it just skip on the juice and club soda and drink the bottle of jin"

[stephameseed]

what's the point of the pineapple if you're going to cover it up with dingleberries that taste like bbq potato chips..

[JoshJNYC]

@stephameseed Why, because it "really dolls it up", of course! :-P

[iloveperth]

Two parts gin, three parts gin—she just poured in the WHOLE FREAKIN BOTTLE!

[AmyRose16]

"2 parts gin, 3 parts gin. On second thought just skip the juice and drink the entire bottle of gin instead!"

COCKTAIL TIME!!!

[ZeroMyHero99]

@AmyRose16

I never liked her show for some odd reason so I have to ask, is there always a cocktail time?

[AmyRose16]

Yep, in every single episode.

I used to watch her show whenever it was on when I was like 11 or 12 and I'd always ask "How much alcohol can this woman drink?"

[aaronall327]

Yeah she might be alcoholic...yeah the food she whips up EVERY episode ALWAYS looks like ass....BUT I cant even lie MOST of her drinks are actually good as hell....she has the tendency to use A LOT more liquor than mixers in her cocktails but Ive recreated a few of these for fun (Im a bartender BTW) and as long as you dont go overboard with the liquor and balance everything out thse are drinks are good as shit....

[normanthepig]

@aaronall327 I used to make my living as a bartender, and I have to respectfully disagree. She has good ideas, but her process and portions are WHACK.

[nandanthor]

wait but where do i find the gin? in the gin section?

[cuallito]

Gin with tropical fruit? Yuck.

[ThaaSpecialK]

she just put almost an enitre bottle of gin in her "jooz"

[emma878787]

i am getting abosulutly disgusted in this acholoholic bumjacker

[nikki120480]

OMG she needs to die in a fire!

and her food is fucking shit!

you alcoholic whorebag!

[japanrican1969]

No offense but those bacon wrapped thingys look like turds on a pineapple.

She is hilarious X D

[alefaye]

two parts gin. three parts gin. hehe just kidding. nawt gawnna stop pouring though.

[toothbeaver]

Good thing she let us know where to find the Jews in the store...the Jews section, you know cuz you're retarded since you're watching her. listen to her moan as she takes that cock.....tail. It's downright pornographic she's so enamored with booze. it's like an addict getting their "medicine". She is so beloved tho by trailer dwelling, slippers at the buffet type of mouth breather that they buy her cookbooks which are more like assembly instructions from Ikea for cheap versions of food ugh!

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

2 parts gin 3 parts gin - whole bottle of gin

she sounded like she was having an orgasm while tasting it

[buzzwhats]

Bacon wrapped dates? How the *hell* do those taste like barbecue potato chips?

[Kevindl1985]

I don't know but I think if you make bacon wrapped dates and they taste like BBQ potato chips you've done something wrong

[ElizabethWebster]

I'm glad I have Sandra Lee around to tell me I can find guava juice in the juice aisle. I would have looked in the deli section first.

........................

[themaxxfan]

Wow, a *whole* pineapple round in the center of the plate? Sandra, you culinary mad woman!

(rolls eyes)

[Kezco123]

Probably because you're giving her too much credit? Mind you, this is the creator of the famous Kwanzaa Cake and other hideous trainwrecks...

I still have no idea if Food Network is airing this show as a comedy piece or serious cooking program? Maybe this is a twisted joke on all of us!!??

[youllblinkfirst]

Why am I not surprised that the outer limit of Sandra's palate is "barbecued potato chips"?

Remember, her first TV gig was selling curtains on a wire. It was called 'Kurtain Kraft'.

[ashberykinship]

@youllblinkfirst LOL! outer limits of her palate indeed, you're hilarious

[1814Brandan]

All that vuh-nill-uh vodka has destroyed her taste buds.

[tprayx]

"2 parts gin...3 parts gin...just kidding"

no you're not sandra!

[551934]

...fintastic?

[bitchoffinsbury]

that's a lot of gin!

[vichyssoise80]

you could have a party tonight if you wanted to. And you should.

[amicusnemini]

2 parts gin 3 parts gin 10 parts gin

[mseales]

"This JUICE is available in the JUICE SECTION of your JUICE GROCERY STORE."

[youllblinkfirst]

@mseales I'm sorry, how many kinds of "joos" (or possibly even "Jews") was that?

[mseales]

@youllblinkfirst

two parts juice. or LITERALLY THREE PARTS JUICE. PUT THE JUICE IN YOUR JUICE.

[xxdogofgleexx]

I heard Sandra Lee likes juice so i put some JOOS in her Jews so she can juice Jews while she JOOSES guava JOOS in the JUICE SECTION of her Jew's store.

[GirlParts]

I have a feeling those are the only hot dates Sandra's had in a while...

[irytn]

She loves those glasses because they hold so much booze.

[dtv2031]

Party at Sandra Lee's place! The food ain't good but the booze is a-plenty. My type of gal.

[fallonvalo]

imagine that, guava juice is found in the juice section.

that isn't a cocktail, that's just downing the entire bottle of booze.

[knzay]

GIN AND JUICE

sandra lee is gangsta/ :(

[MLVCgrawr16]

soem ofu haters are lame.

seriously i dont get why you look up someone you hate and waste your time commenting on it.

sheesh!! grow up

[Michelle2815CV]

2 PARTS GINS 3 PARTS GIN POP IN THE WHOLE BOTTLE DUH lol

[RubyCosmos]

Gonna need more gin than that to get through one of her meals.

[astrangeone]

I wholly agree, and I don't cook that well. Ugh. Makes mac and cheese in a box look classic.

[Michelle2815CV]

Holy gin. WTF

[BlueKyne]

LOL you can't make this up!! I'm surprised SNL hasn't jumped all over of this! This is comedy gold! Enough gin, Sandra?

You know what that drink needs more of? Booze! LOL

[LuvMongrel]

Too funny!

[1814Brandan]

Why put the pineapple on the plate with the dates if you're gonna cover it up WITH the dates? The POINT, please?

[kudjo24]

fuckin pour on in the gin, jesus christ, lol

[WhatPeriod]

I love how she rips open the cap on the bottle of gin.

[Cola82]

MMmmm! Pinesol with fruit!

[LovinLife7777]

Love her to death. You gotta admire her determination! lol

[HaoProductions3]

isnt it hilarious how you can hear that they add words in when she forgets to say them? 1:35

[Kevindl1985]

They do that alot on her show. It makes you wonder what she actually said that they had to edit it out.

[HaoProductions3]

haha never thought of it that way!

[alefaye]

@HaoProductions3 woah, i didn't even notice that before. that's nuts

[red2138]

2 parts gin 3 parts gin ehh what the hell just add the whole bottle!!

[noraowie]

2 parts gin 3 parts gin! OMG!

[PinkLadyErin1]

"You can tell your guests you spend tons of time cooking these things!".... or, I could say I got them from the store.

[JustWaitingRotten]

Guava juice? In the juice section?

Mind blowing.

[EmEyeSeeEiEeElEi]

I wish her show was edited like this.

[aanvil]

OH

MY

GOD

That was nearly the entire bottle of gin!

Mommy has a drinky-poo problem!

[smallvilleSGL]

hahaha briliant

[lschoco]

'One part guava juice.... this is available in the "juice" section of your grocery store.'

this woman is a joke

[lalalaz20]

the only thing she can get right is the alcohol...

can she get kicked off the food network yet..............?!?!?!

[maryam027]

she didn't even laugh or smile when she said "just kidding"

what a freak

[desorden150]

yeah she did. Right after she said "just kidding" she smiled. It was subtle though.

[geekoftheweek27]

Holy gin. Good lord.

[oogenesis]

bacon-wrapped dates are idiot-proof and DELICIOUS. if they taste like BBQ potato chips, you're doing it wrong.

[animepop2]

Sandra Hag! Those things she pulled out of the oven look like baked turd on a toothpick.

[MazAMaTaz]

I can get the juice in the juice section of my grocery store? You must be joking. Really? Wow, thanks Sandra, I wouldn't have known otherwise.

[RayRoark2009]

@MazAMaTaz I think she is joking lol.

[rosemontag]

GIN?!? What's his name? ;)

[blugreen123]

Hot dates!! hahahaha

[chekur]

HAHAHAHA!

[fishing4gators]

She can't cook for shit. But if she'd just wear a bra, she really wouldn't look that bad...

[chetmartini]

sandra lee has a hot date

[koolbandmom]

i love this show...but DAMN...somebody likes the cocktails huh!?!

[DrElliotReid]

she's fucking skinny

[olmaster1313]

shes hitting the booze AGAIN!!..I can't believe it...ya gotta love her.

[Hymie321]

I'd like to pile drive her into the headboard.

[crob647gtx]

i'd like to skewer her steak!

[Hymie321]

If she's nearly 50, WOW! I want to be there on her birthday to give her those 50 spankings.

[gmk61]

she has beeg boozums

[bacardiboy504]

she's definitly the most bangable one on Foodnetwork.

[schwimmvest]

she's such an alcoholic!

[drurylane5]

"you can have a party tonight if you want...and you should"

[RaftRider]

The bacon wrapped dates tasted pretty good when I made them. The flavor does somewhat remind me of Barbecue Potato chips, though.

[mysticalelf233]

sandra lee's awsome

[archtartist8]

you people are disgusting. she's nearly 50, and just a sham.

[1814Brandan]

It's how she got her show, after all.

[RobertDoosh]

she's a milf and a half, son.

[nekobot]

I'd love to see her and Giada get smashed and get it on.

[finalproduct341]

she is drool worthy oh my god!

[Wht4BlkNC]

What a lush! LOL! I love Sandra!

[crob647gtx]

i would lick that luscious body from head to toe

[1PAPICHULO]

I love her drinkin ass. I bet her parties are the best.

[area43]

so hot!