Let's Enhance

[mrlyngsim]

I couldn't see the clip. Please enhance next time

[RiskuBusiness]

Should have put the "Enhance" bit from Super Troopers in there.

[TigranTheMetz]

I just love how none of this makes sense. Well, I'm off to make a GUI.

[Thobble]

The word "enhance" has now lost its meaning.

[gunmansam1]

Who needs a mouse when you can do everything with a keyboard?

[92yelolx]

nice job, i liked it but to be honest i was expecting the scene from super troopers lol

[Mmmathers4]

I'd enhance all my porn I zoom in on that gets blocky if I could.

[Linkzor24]

(Looking at CCTV footage of a car) "See if you can enhance that license plate." [ENHANCING] "Wait, zoom in on that screw." [ZOOMING IN] "Those tool marks match our victim!" "Now zoom in on that reflection..." "Got him." "Looks like our killer... is screwed." YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[Districner]

Can you enhance this? Hang on *types like idiot* 00:43

[jwo4life710]

No Super Troopers? Aww... :(

[joshuavillwo]

It's commonly known that every security camera image contains 16 TB of information.

[protogenxl]

I would have ended with the X-Files Season 1 Episode 5

[Xzazazazia]

Here's a project you can do at home. Go watch Avatar and find this trope.

[robbevr9316]

1:10 wtf is that even possible? xD

Only wit like 20 camer's lined up, like in the matrix xD

[QualityJeverage]

@robbevr9316 Nothing in the video is possible, that's why it's funny.

[tlilmiztli]

@robbevr9316 average Joe has no idea. But average Joe can vote and decide about your country. Ain't that scary?

[itak365]

Poor Gaeta, having to sit there forever just waiting for something to come out.

[PurpleLemonTV]

only 360p ? ill need to Enhance

[Dockofusa]

lol. You had MacGyver. Thanks!

[magicrystalina]

you forgot blade runner !

[JellyBellyDeli]

The guy at 1:02 has the most kickass chin I've ever seen.

[cjlaw100]

lost it REAL hard at the rotate one

[VonSaxenCoburg]

Totally agree, Steve Martin was a great idea. Did you forget to include the Supertroopers' "enhance, clicketyclick" - bit? That would have been the clincher...

[jamesmbsmith]

"You got an image enhancer that can bitmap?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[HelloNewYorkCity]

i enhanced this video to 4K and rotated and zoomed to see times square and then went back in time and zoomed out to indonesia and saw the tsunami.

[JPlayer253]

I enhance to 1080p then rotated to see the camera crews

[jayc5413]

hilariously true. nice work LoLla

[spinnersmetal]

How was super troopers not in here?

[tuseroni]

1:10 wtf?

[VideoFED]

Zoom

[anjelgiofu]

But... Oh dear... I appear to have gouged my eyes out. "Rotate!"

[lukaveljovic]

I would like to see this in Flintstons episode...

[IAMVJBLAZE]

Sure wish you would put this up with just the audio from the moves instead of including the background track. Also lose the sub-titles. Other than that very good job.

[dunk3d]

@IAMVJBLAZE Thanks. Subtitles can be turned off. You might need to change your settings so they don't display by default. If I removed my music you would still hear the background music from the original clips.

[IAMVJBLAZE]

@dunk3d Thanks for the response, I'm aware that some clips would have the movies original background music, but also some wouldn't. Anything to save time as I dig for material ya know..... I know how long it takes to pull all these clips.

[bajal123]

@dunk3d very well done video . enjoyed it

[gunmansam1]

@dunk3d I think the music is perfect. I don't think it would flow as well without it.

[kickZtailout]

@dunk3d It's awesome just like you made it. The background music you used ties all them together, if it wasn't there it would seem like a jumbled mess of clips. Well done! I laughed my AO.

[Wardr0id]

@IAMVJBLAZE Click "CC" to turn off the subtitles NOOBBBBBBBBBBBB

[TomMKG]

Thank you linear algebra analysis for allowing us to enhance photographs 

[ElBarto3131]

0:32 Is that Stephen Colbert?

[Chaofanatic]

Maybe the camera stores pictures as vectors?

[AfterThisShutUp]

All of my WHY!

[Boldermonkey]

Hahhaaha, every single clip is from a shit movie/series,

[dibr]

Thought it should have ended with the Super Troopers enhance scene.

[killzone10]

ohhh hollywood....you so silly..

[IssunQuixotic]

every time I see Macgyver, I see Jack Oneal

[StupidOctopus]

@IssunQuixotic I am so glad I am not the only one who thought this.

And it's O'Neill. With two L's.

[psychicwhoosh]

Random Steve Martin is perfectly timed comic relief.

[burlong01]

star trek doesn't really belong. They have future technology

[codefaker]

@burlong01 star trek does belong. If information is not there then it is simply not there. Future technology can't enhance information that isn't there. It's like if you had a book with every other page missing. You could only piece together so much of the story. Note: some sort of space time traveling enhancement machine like they had in Deja Vu with Denzel Washington would actually be able to do hollywood enhancement.

[burlong01]

@codefaker But you can't know what technology they used to take the photograph in star trek. It is most likely far beyond anything that exists today. There could be information and there could not be. We don't know because it is hypothetical future technology.

[codefaker]

@burlong01 well of course they can "enhance" if the information is there stored some how, but I if it is not then any enhancement will be an educated guess. Future technology can't make up for a poor quality image or missing information. That's all I am saying.

[darkfox1990]

@burlong01 that's not "enhancing" any more... if the information is there, it's just zooming in... so yea... he shouldve just said "ZOOM IN"...

[Nebelkorona]

@burlong01 as they do in Blade Runner and BSG, yet they're still here... come on, it's for lulz

[foehammer44]

"Enhance Section A6"

Computer guy: ...kay

[kevprange]

LOL! Using Kevin Costner in No Way Out is great. First movie based on the enhancing the image and it takes the length of the whole damn movie to process the image.

[terrenceistheman]

is that steven colbert @ :33 ?

[yebetrollin]

And suddenly content aware.

[Theowest]

HAHAHAHH

[BomaBoi]

Am I the only one here waiting the entire clip for the Super Troopers "enhance" scene?!?! Why is it not here?!?! What is this?!?! THIS IS MADNESS!

Madness??

THIS IS YOUTUBE!!!!!

(Kicks Lapto sd13qwearsgfdbv-

[smairful]

@BomaBoi Dude I was waiting/hoping for it throughout the entire clip. Haha that goofy-ass grin Rammathorn has while saying it over and over

[jgr9000000]

The Pink Panther one made me laugh my ass off.

[SystelCyrus]

@jgr9000000 Same here, loved that clip. <3

[Spunkey1982]

"Got an image enhancer that can bitmap?" *head explodes*

[Arley42]

This may be one of those 'congratulating a fat woman on her pregnancy' moments, but.......1:03.....is that guys face for real? he looks more caricature that most cartoons. Videos like this must take an age to put together, I really enjoyed it.

[CynicalVision]

I can forgive Battlestar Galactica because it's set in a time where humans have faster than light travel.

[Ulkreghz]

1:18 - an image enhancer that can bitmap? Try MSPaint.

[NoNiceNamesLeft]

@Ulkreghz can't do that with MS Paint, the eigenvalue is off there.

[Jasonbobdude]

Many of these scenes would have required video editors and CGI artists who know EXACTLY how much bullshit this is. They are the worst kind of human.

[SuperNeowiz]

Freeze at 1:40 and enhance

[Nipperes]

no supertroopers!!! I was expecting that as the last one.

[Shucklefuck]

1:05

"Zeewwwm"

[ctfangirl]

1:12 is still my fav. way beyond pointless and dumb. Replace "rotate 180 degrees" with "do we have a camera on the other side". The answer is likely yes cause it's a high end store with really expensive stuff (supposedly). they probably have a camera in all 4 corners. "yeah, okay give me all cameras at this time mark" they can get to the same end and not look stupid

[snakrause]

"Lock on...and enlarge the z axis."

[OssimusRaadicus]

Awesome.



[StabGR]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 1:05

[TheDoctorOz]

I can't believe they missed the one from Super Troopers... Gah!

watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs

[spankywzl]

@TheDoctorOz The first one I thought of was Broken Lizard! They should end it with that scene, or I will set fire to their country music award! Great catch, Doc!

[deejaydubla]

Wow. This is one cliche that drives me up the fucking wall.

[HasidRA]

This is classic!!!

Thank you so much for sharing!

[hermest99]

Star Trek is in the future.. they can do anything!

except making clear videos.

[whiskycopter]

OH GOD, THE EIGENVALUE

[JohnNewhaven]

dunk3d, have you ever seen the show Las Vegas? That series has /so/ many examples that you could probably create an entire video from it just by itself.

[porkyminch01]

lol at IT faggots and Photography / Communication faggs that dont know the true intentions of the evil media, they are using an scare tactic so people feel more watched over than already are, leading them in to believing that the state is all omnipotent whit their unexistant technology.

[redhouse79]

the eigenvalue is off

[Dresenpai]

ZOOM

[QuestH123]

wait! YOU CANT PUT STARTREK IN THERE ITS DA FUTURE!

[Zoomy]

They said enhance so much I forgot what the word means.

[ElBarto3131]

0:32 Stephen Colbert.

[eatmyshorts2007]

i study algorithms... and i just invented a fucking piece of code out of my ass that makes a hd 3d image out of dark pixels...

[rickman1945]

Photoshop breast enhancements, well guess what video I'm clicking on next.

[AMacLeod426]

"Enhance.....enhance......enha­nce.....enhance....-"

"Oh, just PRINT THE DAMN THING!"

[666asiamalaysia999]

Is this why we have celebrity cooter shots?

[Snabeltasse]

"Zuum"

[yzmotoxer807]

The eigenvalue is off. LOL

[ultim8p00]

zeeeuuuummm!

[shadowhawkxx]

that url at the end is kind of hard to read... think we can enhance that?

[Thewickedjunglist]

@shadowhawkxx This 4 pixel sample is the evidence that we have of the killer...I'll enhance that.

[tikiman098]

@shadowhawkxx your eigen vectors were off. rookie mistake.

[TheActiveAssault]

@shadowhawkxx

Well done. 

[MetaKz]

I broke out laughing at 1:11. Funniest crap I have seen all day

[alexjxcx]

and then HD was invented

[I2ed3ye]

Did I miss the scene from Rising Sun?

[nzst2011]

movies > real life

[Znerox]

Only 360p? Enhance it!

[iAmSynzs]

Got an image enhancer that can bitmap?

[rossjames120]

nice movie

[70tosaka]

1:11: EPIC!!!

[Bolt986]

@70tosaka that part at 1:11 is from Enemy of the State

[goodkingkyle1]

There's always a reflection.

[RoughCutProduction1]

Adobe... the only people crazy enough to watch this video and think to themselves 'Yeah we reckon we can do this...'

youtube.com/watch?v=xxjiQoTp86­4&feature=player_embedded

[sniperjed2]

1:23 Was that the guy who voiced Captain Price in MW/MW2 O_o

[nearlyAdmin]

Enhance the Like button if you have seen the Photoshop enhance.

[imfasa]

DUMMMPERRRRT!!!

[rogips13]

IT'S HERE SOON! Photoshop enhance!

/watch?v=xxjiQoTp864

[tjb0607]

@rogips13 That only solves motion blur, so a low resolution image still can't be de-blurred.

[nazrila]

@tjb0607 Er, any image can be de-blurred with the approperiate inverse filter; for example an inverse filter mask in combination with a Wiener filter can "de-blur" the image to a reasonable state :P

[kn0wsk1lls]

no thorny? come on the enhance scene on super troopers was the best.

[ElBarto3131]

Stephen Colbert at 0:33

[dcmccants]

The Rock did this in Fast Five. Not only did he enhance, he somehow examines the facial structures and identifies the Fast Five team through their ski masks.

[Xe1887]

Whenever they do the enhance thing , I always scream at my TV

''You can't do that !''

[aandreya]

when you put it like that it's just stupid. but i love the vectoring, clearing it up, bitmaping and enlarging by z axis.

zoooooooom

[ILoveMyMatty]

Thank you for adding in the scene of Enemy of the State, that has got to be the most ridiculous 'enhance button' ever portrayed in television!

[Konstiin]

WARRICK!!

[Regnberg]

And what do they all have in common? Random typing on the keyboard...

[Toozenator]

You left out Super Troopers!

[TheDamnedOCRemix]

I'm having trouble making out some of the video. Is here any way to somehow make the image larger, sharper and clearer? Some sort of computer-based system that would scan the images and then make them easier to see the details in them?

If not, someone should invent that, they could make a fortune with it in crime analysis and forensics.

[dailyflossproduction]

i've got an image enhancer, but sadly it doesn't yet bitmap

[walker1054]

@dailyflossproduction i lold at that part

[TheMovieD00D]

I loved this so much that I had to add my own cinmatic cliche montage to the mix. Please enjoy...

youtube.com/watch?v=jEippUqLL0­­­k

[dunk3d]

@TheMovieD00D Wow! Thank-you. Really nice work!

[TheMovieD00D]

@dunk3d Yah, I wanna make more of these and definitely look forward to seeing more vids from you.

[Grayfox988]

This level of image enhancement is really possible. You only need a geometrical analysis algorithm combined with a duplex photon prediction matrix and a vector-bitmap intensifier layer to quadruple the output of the visual AI quantum-neural network . Note that not anybody could use that, this stuff is meant for 14-year olds that can hack the CIA-mainframe in at least 45 seconds and can type at least 8 keys per second.

[sk8rdood67]

"Got an image enhancer that can bitmap?"

I fucking died a little

[jivanta23]

@sk8rdood67 I know, so-o good.

[usefullstuff]

1:05 Zooom!

[ianberg1]

Lock on the Z Axis!

[DpEpsilon]

For anyone who hasn't figured it out yet...

Enhancement, for the most part, doesn't work. There is no way we could determine a detailed reflection of a man holding a basketball within a handfull of pixels. Sure, you might be able to make some simple extrapolations that make a someones face (for example) look more detailed, or to delete a person from a background, but most of these enhancements you see in NCIS, etc. are not actually possible without further data.

Funny this :P

[JellyBellyDeli]

1:03

HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN

[Irvin700]

LOL @ 1:10

I lost it when I saw that. hahahahahaha

Ridiculous.

[lemonrind]

What's ironic is that Hollywood has some of the best computer image experts around, but apparently they never talk to the writers.

[Caharpuka]

Thumbs up if you saw this by enhancing the thumbnail and reconstructing the frames.

[vincent21212]

Harrison Ford enhances the best

[Blixter89]

What would MacGyver do?

[RogueBlueJay]

I love Alias.

[AvtomatOfficial]

Seems that with the Adobe plenoptic lenses we're not too far away from this :P

[HbGris]

i also would like to "bitmap" that image lol

[Metaldownloads]

lolololololollol nice video

[rchardy17]

No Super Troopers clip?! I'm borderline offended.

[aldebaran899]

" the right combination of algorithms " !!!!! hahahahahahhahahaha

[LettingUsDream]

Holy fuck, just ignore the video cause this track is incredible.

[MrPadillla]

Yisus Christ! You CAN'T deny that actually only McGiver can do it. Seriously. With a bitmap magnifying glass and a Swiss knife. You n00bs.

[prophetoftru7h]

Why no Super Troopers?

[kerog6]

"lock on, enlarge the Z axis" is so ridiculous i sneezed milk when i heard it, and i haven't had any milk in days.

[dnc316]

How come your music didn't interfere with the music from the films?

[dunk3d]

@dnc316 A few commenters have complained the music is too loud. This is why. It does interfere at times but these scenes usually have similar music so I kind of get away with it. I had to fade the audio levels either side of the dialogue on some clips. Other clips, like one from Charlie's Angels, I had to leave out altogether.

[dnc316]

@dunk3d Very clever!

[martrex2]

@dunk3d So, it can be said, that you...kinda...enhanced...it ?

[vasyan123]

@dnc316 He just enhanced their voices from entire soundtrack

[flashypork]

@dnc316 oh, it's pretty complex, but you have to double enhance the film audio so you can track sweep the soundbits. It works really well if you can demodify the excess audio pixellation.

[tefweebz]

I usually rage when i hear a show say "enhance", but this is by far one of the funniest videos i've ever watched, GREAT compilation. I mean, seriously, how fucking dare they?

[cmichael67]

mouses dont exist in movies wtf

[samtheman264]

There's no Along Came A Spider either

[dunk3d]

@samtheman264 Damn! I just saw this scene. It's AMAZING! Can't believe I missed it.

[zsakul2]

@dunk3d what?? can you link i'm interested. Thanks :D

[jizonnyfizive]

I watched this video for the first time on the same day i saw Avatar, when the Marine General guys said "enhance" in the movie I fell out of my chair :)