Sherri Shepherd on Pre-Dinosaur Jesus & Paris' Worm Lips!

[singoracat3]

sherri needs to go back to school shes so ignorant

[MrJohnnyrace]

WoW !! Sherri and Sarah Palin must be able to see Russia from their back porch !!

[IndiMusicLover]

Religion fucks up your brain.

[nuavecmoi]

ahahahahahaha...So true.

[rufeelinme1234]

take another break... please

[Flasetta]

Hahhahahahah..Is the earth round Sherry?

Or is the earth flat Sherry?

hahaaaa Bitch!

[Flasetta]

FROM THE MINUTE THAT SPERM ENTERS THE WOMB, AND CONNECTS, A LIFE FORM IS HIS WILL.

IT IS NOT HIS WILL TO MURDER IT!

Babies are God's will, his gift to mankind...black bitches who don't know when to close their legs and then goes on to MURDER not one, but LOTS will surely rot in hell!

[Flasetta]

OMG! This is the biggest H*OE* in the country right now.

How dare she tell all on national TV and in mags. Who does she think she is, the dumbass.

She is a MURDERER! She kills FETUSES!

Imagine saying on TV that you don't know how many ABORTIONS you'rve had!

Pig! Pig! Pig! Close your legs BITCH!

BLACK WHORE!

[beebobox]

kills fetuses?

is a fetus a person, that's right, it isn't.

a fetus is a human shaped parasitic lifeform that grows from stem cells if allowed to do so by the female that is the parasites' host.

yes i am making this sound all very clinical and disgusting but in essence that's what a pregnancy is.

once that lifeform is able to live alone, and is detached from it's host, it legally becomes a human being, and here it gains rights like the right to live.

rights of mother(or her choice)>parasite

[Bizzer10]

the "sherri's brain" section was hallarious

[sagondo]

The one thing that predated Christianity is Sherri is STUPIDITY! if this dumb ass mother one would've had to pass a test to become a mom surely she would be childless...and that's a good thing for all humankind...Amen!

[Bizzer10]

for real,

this bitch shouldnt be allowed to pass on her genes

[11spirals]

its funny, all of them on the view are as retarded as each other. the greeks came first and then the romans etc. im pretty sure that there were, oh, one or two other religions before the greeks...

[JCLeSinge]

Only the Babylonians, perhaps the Egyptians... once you get past the Greeks you're into pre-history. 'Recorded' history goes back to the Greeks; pre-history is technically a different subject. You're right but...

[11spirals]

yeah, i know, the point i was really making was that she is a fool of humungous proportions.something i think we can agree on!

[JCLeSinge]

Oh totally; she's dumber than a dog. I once dated a girl who failed the army intelligence exam, so I know from dumb. Sherry's very, very stupid. It's amazing she can walk and breath at the same time without either falling down or choking.

[limpnail]

Great satire

[skarpes]

hey everybody!!! Didn't Jesus show up 2008 years ago???? So, everything before that...was definately BEFORE him. Duh!

[Clemburke1111]

THe bible is a 2000 yr old book , that is a very interesting read, but has little to offer today.

[randywilharm]

Jesus IS NOT god.

Christians are the biggest hippocrates

that stain the earth.

Their reverends and preists

are now globally recognized

for their pedophilia.

Their shallow,unfulfilling

religion IS DYING.

You can die with them

if you really want to.

[kcin282]

"hippocrates"

read a book.

[iLuvMargarita]

ahem. "hippocrates" are what zoologists use to transport large newly captured african river swine.

i believe the correct word is hypercritical

[richmcl]

Hypercritical means "excessively critical."

Hypocritical means "two-faced" or "characterized by hypocrisy."

[cherrychoctaw]

Maybe this Sherry chick got confused. God is firt of course and then sent His Son that we might be saved so techinally Christianity came after.

[LoveDublinGirl]

@onviant:

Please read the whole bible. It says that Jesus is the SON of God. But it was God who created the universe. Once again:

God = FATHER - creator of the world

Jesus = SON OF GOD born 2000 years ago whose birthday is celebrated on Christmas

[onviant]

LoveDublinGirl, I HAVE read the whole Bible -- more than once. The incarnation happened 2000 years ago, but the Bible clearly states that the Son was present at the creation.

[Pukerua2]

maybe it meant the "Sun"

[richmcl]

the Bible does not state that the Son was present at the creation.

You probably read the Cliff notes.

[onviant]

Read John 1:1.

[richmcl]

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

By Chance, this is the quote that the Masonic groups open their bible to.

This brings the reader's mind back to Genesis 1:1: "In the beginning God..." but it does not mention Jesus.

daft?

[richmcl]

"Word" in Greek is the word logos. Logos, in its original Greek usage, encompassed human language and thought in its relation to the things of human experience and the purpose of human existence. The biblical usage of logos runs parallel to this concept in that "the Word" is God's purpose or plan.

No refernce to Jesus. Finally admit to being

[onviant]

Actually, Jesus does predate everything, since He is the creator of the universe.

[konopelli]

fucking maroon...

[richmcl]

Nope, the Good Books say God created the universe. Jesus is the son of God and nev3er claimed to be God.

[onviant]

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. -- John 1:1-3

[richmcl]

Your point?

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

Koran -

The Originator - [35.1] All praise is due to Allah, the Originator of the heavens and the earth, the Maker of the angels, messengers flying on wings, two, and three, and four; He increases in creation what He pleases; surely Allah has power over all things.

[leony2007x]

Jesus Fucking Christ, will you guys stop bashing God already? The first religions date back to 1500 B.C.,none of which are christianity goddammit.

[richmcl]

dude, Jewish faith goes back 5000 years. Open your eyes.

[LoveDublinGirl]

There are many religions which date further back than 1500 B.C.

First traces of religious behaviour date back to 120000 B.C. (according to German Wikipedia)!

[onviant]

Jesus IS God.

[richmcl]

I love the uneducated with blind faith in what they don't read and don't understand.

[onviant]

What is it I don't understand?

[richmcl]

that there was a man Jesus.nphysically born of a woman, Mary who never ascended into heaven (unless you can find a quote in the bible that says the opposite). You sound like so many who weere told things that appear NO WHERE in the bible and you rant it back like a blind idiot.

[onviant]

"that there was a man Jesus.nphysically born of a woman, Mary who never ascended into heaven" -- so far we agree. Where do we disagree?

[richmcl]

you wrote "Jesus does predate everything"

God does. Jesus does not.

[onviant]

Yes, Jesus IS God. God is the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

[richmcl]

sad blind idiot.

[onviant]

And a merry Christmas to you.

[richmcl]

LOLLA

(lol like always)

[madi3528]

the voice of sherri's brain sounds like DaxFlame! lol

[leony2007x]

Very funny. I like the glasses, librarians are hot.

[Zarbod]

Welcome back.

Paris' Lips. Parasites. Paris' Lips. Parasites. Paris' Lips. Parasites.

Say it 3X quickly.

[CandyKirby]

"Paris' Lips"... "Parasites"...

Wait -- is there a difference? ;-)

Thanks for checking in, Zarbod. Hope your search for love on Earth is going well.

[screwreason]

i wish a dinosaur would step on sherri shepard.

lookin sexy candy. missed ya!

[auntjemimah1990]

LMAO!

[MakePieNotWarPlease]

Finally- an upload from Candy!

We were all so worried about you.

[georgiarulesnot]

Funny as always. Five stars hon!

[QueenBee1978]

Yay you're finally back!!

"Bitch stole my look"-LOL!

[JoleneSugarbaker]

Yeah! Candy is Back!

I LOVE Dinosaurs!

Loved It!

Love,

Jolene Sugarbaker

The Trailer Park Queen

[buggamile]

Oh my, worm lips! That was gross. I LOVE IT.

[jaybobed]

Hey Candy!

[CandyKirby]

Hey jaybobed!