Why Minnesota Sucks!

[snaggletooth102]

fuck you guys, funny how most of you making judgements have never even BEEn to minnesota, let alone live here. just because someone lives in minnesota also doesnt mean they like the vikings. (fun fact minnesota was ranked first for the number of residents who regularily exercise and know how to take cold) minnesotas awesome

[jasonfreak99]

@snaggletooth102 thank icant beleive im from there hes making a bad video is just pathetic god i mean why just because the vikings arent doing good this year means that minnesota sucks balls? thank you for putting this down

[snaggletooth102]

@jasonfreak99 i dont find minnesota boring either, go to Duluth/Lake Superior/Boundary Waters, then come back and tell me its boring. and no problem

[jasonfreak99]

@snaggletooth102 yeah and he thinks its "boring" but when i went there it was amazing the water was great i found some rocks there and there super cool

[pnnzr]

Cleveland is trash. Your river starts on fire for christ's sake.

[sapajani]

Atfatw so you saying you mental

[atfatw]

your right there! the viking are terrible thats cuz they are all from minnesota where those mentally sick (thats so minnesota) life haters always adjusting their mental thermostats to a finer level of melancholy the normal mental level for minnesotans

[sapajani]

Bobathuy

So you rather live down south where rednecks drive on your lawn and shoot your house or live in minnesota

[BobaThuy]

I hate it here cause it's cold and I've lived here my whole life! It's boring here..

[sapajani]

Wait its mississippi that still uses the confederate flag

For you southerners down south GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE BUCKET ITS THE 21st century

[sapajani]

Minnesota rocks ,and where not rasit i rather be in minnesota than albama or lousina where they still use the confederate flag.

[ZaphedBeebleBrox]

most minnesotans have IQ of 40 tops.. Stupid fat azz norwegians.

[jbjindra]

How can we be 'arrogant' with the vikings for a team?

[gustafsg]

MN is largely considered one of the best places to live in the US...we may have harsh weather, but we also have better educated citizens (one of the best public education systems in the US, test scores prove that year after year), beautiful scenery (ever been to the Boundary Waters?!) a great cultural scene in the twin cities and an overall good standard of living.

[lilsweeti13]

Minnesota.. Not for everyone

[theawesomegirl123456]

People you hate minnesota.. HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN THERE! People should really go to the place first before judging it! And this is just football. it doesn't mean the whole entire state sucks... Nuff said. I love Minnesota! GO VIKINGS!!

[SoleCitizen33]

@theawesomegirl123456 minnesota sucks! i live here...everyones racist, rude, arrogant, and everythings over priced!

[theawesomegirl123456]

@SoleCitizen33 I live there too.. And they're not like that in Minneapolis, St. Paul, or Albert Lea... And I've been all over the country, including Alaska, and North Carolina. And to me, Minnesota is the best. They have MOA, Water park of America, Valley Fair, and other stuff. The people I know are really nice. That's what I THINK OF MINNESOTA. I also like the weather and nature.

[rycon246]

How about Detroit ? 

[dice283]

Minnesota totally sucks. The only reason people from Minnesota think it's the greatest place in the world is because they seriously don't know any better. Compared to other parts of the US there is nothing to do in Minnesota. In Minneapolis you can go to a park and play frisbee, or swim in a filthy lake. Wow. It is lame as hell. The people are retardedly anti-social, nosy, and judgmental. It has all of the bad traits of a small town with none of the good.

[seebyseebs]

@dice283 Hey lady, you're probably one of the other fatties from Cleveland. But, then again, you are also entitled to your opinion unless you don't have any proof. Do you have any legitimate backing to your little argument here? If not, STFU....

[dice283]

@seebyseebs You suck.  There's your proof.

[seebyseebs]

@dice283 Oh man you really got me there. You aren't worth Minnesota's time.

[APviKINGsz28]

SKOL! Not everyone jumps on whatever bandwagon they want.

[jackfire101]

Fuck you fat basterd were you live is crapy fuck you go to hell your so fat you think your bellybutton is taking a piss

[MinnesotaRejects]

Ok, as someone who's lived in MN his whole life, I'm detecting BULLSHIT! Minnesota is without a doubt the AWESOMEST state ever! The girls in MN are the awesomest, Minnesotans arent drunks, ur thinkin of our neighbor wisconsin, "the best thing about MN is Robert Smith" hmm maybe u forgot Adrian Peterson, Jared Allen, Percy Harvin, our entire defence(best in the damned league), ect. and "We blew a 15 and one season" AT LEAST WE GOT A DAMN 15 AND 1 SEASON!

[nopiluvin]

Why does state comparisons have to revolve around sports? Shouldn't it have to do with how clean and what the state contributes to the economy? All I DO know is that the guy on this video is very idiotic and fat. It's called Jenny Craig- USE IT!

[cincyblows]

ROFL I lived in Minnesota and fat boy is right -The ViQueens DO suck. Then again, they are 4 time NFC champs. Cleveland has won what? Zero AFC championships? Jabba the Hutt who made this vid is so ignorant that he sounds like he's from Minneapolis.

[roncoslow]

i seen the video in the sidebar and i though it was gunna be a middle aged woman. dude looks like richard simmons sister.

[pencilchewerr]

This guy's obviously never been to Minnesota. We have the finest hospital (Mayo Clinic), Minnesota Nice, some of the healthiest air, better area to raise a family, and there's always something to do. Want to know a state that sucks? California. It's full of phoneys, crazy bonehead liberals, illegal immigrants, stupid laws, chicks who get tons of plastic surgery, higher cost of living, and the state is broke. That's something you can get pissed off at. California sucks ass. Minnesota kicks ass.

[cincyblows]

@pencilchewerr Minnesota sucks balls. The people are stuck up, the Mayo nurses all hang around the Plummer building and smoke while waiting for the busses, Saint Mary's University is run by total morons, taxes are through the roof, and while you're getting buried in tons of snow it's 65 degrees and sunny where I live. Oh, and Minnesota has more racists than an ocean does fish.

[gustafsg]

@cincyblows The weather may not be the nicest, but other than that, almost every list has MN at the top for standard of living. We have some of the most beautiful parks and the best test scores in the nation. Enjoy Alabama or whatever hick place you're living in.

[cincyblows]

@gustafsg And good luck living in Blue Earth, Dodge Center, Austin, or some other rural patch in the land of 10,000 puddles. Test scores? Pfah. I've seen your schools. I'm unimpressed.

[cincyblows]

@gustafsg And your otherwise beautiful parks are inaccessible due to the copious amounts of bird shit. Even the geese from Canada don't like Minnesota.

[homestateminnesota7]

wtf fat ass i thought you where a woman at first you look like a nagging pice of shit and your computer is probaly a pice if shit because i hear alot of bzzzzzzzzzzz i actule heard more bzzzzz than your annoying voice try getting a hair cut too

[halodystroyer44]

wait? that was a guy talking? i thought is was some old biddy

[fhb3isback]

LMAO! Triv is SO wrong. It's funny, but it's wrong.

[RedFlagCoalition]

Mn sucks. get it in your head. Marylandnumber1. MN sucks and btw Ray Lewis assfucked brett farve

[Nacionales1000]

@RedFlagCoalition maryland sucks

[RedFlagCoalition]

@Nacionales1000 yea we suck so bad its no wonder why MD is the richest state in the nation and has the highest median income of any other state in the union. We suck so bad that Money Magazine ranked my hometown Columbia, MD as #2 in the top 10 greatest places to live in the US this year. What does MN have, a bunch of wannabe canadians who bitch and moan about the bad weather, yet they choose to live there. DFL sucks, and if you have 10,000 lakes, why does the water taste like sewage? exactly

[Nacionales1000]

@RedFlagCoalition you think maryland sucks too no way so does everyone else well i guess this is why people like minnesota first of all our university so far minnesota has made cheerleading one of the u of ms students has won a nobel prize we found out how to convert taconite rock into iron ore

[RedFlagCoalition]

@RedFlagCoalition Welcome to the wonderful world of sarcasm my friend. I see you're new here. As far as tectonic rock and iron ore, well I don't consider rocks and sediment my iron expertise, as I will take gold and silver anyday. Truthfully, all jokes aside, I used to live in Minnesota for most of the past year and returned home to MD in October. The time I spent there was decent and St. Cloud and Minneapolis are nice. But I was there because I was being held hostage (seriously) by my kidnapper

[halodystroyer44]

@RedFlagCoalition ya nice job commenting and responding to yourself, troll

[RedFlagCoalition]

@halodystroyer44 thank you Halo Nerd for the critique. Apparently 'Sotans suck at figuring out or interpreting common errors. If you were half as smart as I, you'd know how to read between the lines. I'd like for you to tell me that in person while I slide my dick in and out of your mother's butthole. I might even video tape it and put it here on YouTube if I get bpred enough.

[halodystroyer44]

@RedFlagCoalition dude what the fuck?

[halodystroyer44]

@RedFlagCoalition and im from wisconsin you dipshit

[KaytlinandRich]

I think he is more against the vikings not Minnesotans. I've been there its okay

[pheonix11525]

everyone here is mad cause he is right. Vikings suck dick. GO B EARS!

[MrDrewBreesus]

this fatass is a gay fat shit face that needs to lose weight.

[red123461010]

Stupid fatass redneck faggot.

[Obamasucks1269]

Everybody here better shut the fuck up or I'm gonna have my boy Brock Lesner come kick some ass XD

[Obamasucks1269]

@thesonman

You be trollin

[thesonman]

i live in MN, worst place ever, the only reason a person could say MN is the best is if they havent ever been anywhere else, which is what most of the retards here do and think their hot shit dont stink, when they are actually the biggest losers of all, it has nothing to do with football Football is retarted anyway

[thishereguitar]

"You're all drunks out there." Yes. And?

[nopiluvin]

Minnesota is a state. Cleveland is a city in a state. How can you compare a state with a city? We're obviously dealing with a very intelligent person here.. I mean come on, look at him! Looks like he has a wig on. Oh and btw, Minnesota is full of good people and we treat others with respect..What a garbage Youtube video..

[tubaSHANK]

Having a minimum of 5 DUI'S face piercing and tattoos up the ying yang by the time your 21 is the norm up here. Currently stuck up here hopefully not for long the farther north you go in America the worst it gets.

[gravelandgrain100]

@tubaSHANK -

sounds like the Minnesota I know now. I was surprised after growing up in the mid-South how many trashy people there are here. There are decent folks too, but this state is very much a welfare/socialist model. They will give you welfare without being a resident. Although it may be working, there are more healthy people here than the "fat farm"-Ohio.

[tubaSHANK]

Then again who the hell would want to win this frozen wasteland only thing to do is go to a freakin girlie mall talk about bad planning they are finally going to build a Mall of America Hotel little late should've done that when it first opened retards they also want to spend stimulus money on a 500 Acre shooting range. Cracks me up when these hicks make fun of Southern Rednecks never seen so many 14 years old girls pushing strollers and the music talk about used abused and old news.

[tubaSHANK]

Totally agree have lived in Minnesota Cleveland Chicago and thank god finally Florida. One thing the reason people are assholes up here is because the courts are so easy on criminals most people up here would still be locked up in Florida. A man just crushed his babies skull with his bare hands and only got 3 years red more cases like this. Talk about backwards ass only reason the north won the Civil War was because they had more people if they had equal people the south would've won.

[21leftcenter]

fuck off all you minnesota dumb fucks. you are the most arrogant cattle fuckers on the planet and you have nothing to be arrogant about. they should wipe your fucking useless state and all you stupid inbred sheep molesters off the planet. fuck you all to hell.

[BarackSays]

I bet this guy loved it when AP ran 180 yards on the Browns!

[dirtbikeman2000]

Also y do u care about the age of are qb your like 80

[dirtbikeman2000]

Your a fat redneck fag

[atfatw]

@dirtbikeman2000

thats actually what you are you big stupid fat ass 'queen' loser pig!

[ShawdowRaptor]

Is it just me or did he get more fat as the video went on?

[cheatrider]

ps your drunk 2 fat winer

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[cheatrider]

u gerk we live in min. youre fat guy with nothing to do and farve chose us you itiot

what the vikings rock so much you are a bad guy messing with the wrong state mr. you are so fat that you cant get out of your chair fatso and you were so bored and dumb you made this video

go mess with a diffrent state fatsso who suck GOOMBAS and my winer

[workman24]

Im from Wisconsin and other than the division rival in football I love the state of Minnesota beautiful land and lakes similar to Wisconsin and all I have to say about Cleveland is at least it's not Detroit.

[randomgirlMN]

@workman24 yup inm from minnesota,so of cousre i say its the best state i may be wrong but i agree with u,MIDWEST FTW!

[BigBlackBootyDaddy]

face facts,you guys will ALWAYS be losers in minnesota

[cheatrider]

@BigBlackBootyDaddy no mn is beautiful strong nice and fun and awsome!

[Buege7]

lol I love how he makes fun of Minnesota for our 0-4 Superbowls how many superbowls the brown been to...zilchow...Stick THAT in your ear dumb shit. CLEVELAND SUCKS, CLEVELAND SUCKS!

[soez101786]

since when did it become bad to be a drunk?

[jenna8field]

Just because any Minnesotan could drink your fat ass under the table doesnt mean you have to call them "drunks"

[rexinator500]

Lol, untrue stereotypes make me laugh. And since we have a bad football team we OBVIOUSLY are a bad state overall..... right? (sarcasm alert)

[eatadicc]

Minneapolis SUUUUUUUCKS! fuck this place.

[DSD1v57BG32]

Wow, such an irrelevant arguments, so our football represents our people?

[littleman716]

ok Farve could whoop your ass in anything besides a pie eating contesst you fat fuck

[TikiSteves]

I was born in Minnesota. I've lived in Minnesota for over 30 years. Minnesota, truly sucks ass.

[TheLegitReaper]

1. We aren't drunks looks like you watch too much Television (No life)

2. Vikings do not represent all of us they suck and I know it.

3. Get a life like I mentioned in number 1.

[miffed123]

the vikings are the buffalo bills of the nfc, how gay does your team have to be to have a fight song written by prince

[rexinator500]

@miffed123 That's the fight song because Prince was born and raised here, dumbass... =P

[miffed123]

@rexinator500 well it's gimme a G Gimme a A Gimme A Y

[rexinator500]

@miffed123 Pfft. Like I give a shit about football fight songs.

[notebook071]

When I saw this video I started laughing so hard, watching your third chin jiggle kinda gets you laughing... FATASSS FUCK YOU WE DONT HAVE 60000000MURDERS UNLIKE THE REST OF THE GOD DAMN COUNTRY, FUCK YOU WE ARENT DRUNK... we drink to forget... you lonley losers like you hatin on us drink for a hobbie SUCK ON THAT BITCH

[roythefatcat21]

This guy is a complete moron. He should cut his hair. Maybe I should call this comment Why he sucks. Anyone that thinks MN is not awesome is a complete loser. We were voted the cleanest state, #2 for safest state and #1 for the smartest people, so why don't all of you people just complain about something else you freaking losers.

[Devoido]

@roythefatcat21

Why be so satirical about the place?

[Duecegod101]

@roythefatcat21 hahahaaahaa smartest people thatS actually hilarious.... Minnesota is quite possibly the shittiest state in the Universe!!!! GO WISCONSIN SUPERBOWLCHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!

YOUR BEST SHOT AT ACTUALLY WINNING A SUPERBOWL WAS WITH OUR OLD WASHED UP SHITTY QUARTERBACK BRETT FAVRE!!!!!!!!!

MINNESOTA SUCKS!!!! you just like it because you live there and have no where else to go!!!!! hahahahah fag

[roythefatcat21]

@Duecegod101 wow your intelligent.. I have nothing against wisconsin or any other state. It just pisses me off that everyone thinks that they're better than everyone else. kinda like you mr duecegod101 fag...

[gustafsg]

@Duecegod101 I've lived in WI and MN, and besides the football teams, there really is little difference between the two states. Wisconsinites drink more. That's about it.

[tbull8118]

Haha i agree Minnesota does suck...and their hockey team has lame ass jerseys. Look like a bunch of fucking elves

[ccwwefan]

fuck u u fucking bicth ass mother fucker minnasota is awsome

[mikespikejones]

Minnesota does suck, but it isn't because of football.

[mikespikejones]

because it is a state with a majority of rude people, bad customer service and the winters are brutal.

[mikespikejones]

Indiana is better....Tennessee is much friendlier.

Of all the places I have lived so far in my life, Minnesota takes the cake as being the rudest -- by far.

Wisconsin is a close 2nd.

There are some friendly towns in MN...don't get me wrong...but for the most part it is a rude place to live.

[mrscovil]

i thought this person was my 87 year old grandma at first. this vid was posted on the 1st of sep. obviously apres the vikes big comeback verses the browns. i'm not gonna brag, but minnesota is known for alot of good things, the most fit people, the smartest people in the country and one of the best places to bring up a family....doesnt sound too bad. by the looks of this guy, twin citians r more attractive too. the faggot state bit is dumb people. the vikes r winners the browns r not....

[atfatw]

@mrscovil

are you crazy!?! minnesota is a blot on the landscape the portal of hell.

'the most fit people' fit for what the looney bin? those thin skinny nothing special homely banal bleak so called people (minnesota abounds in frigid women they consider this normal) are also dull dreary lookalike things as spooky and boring as russians are. they don't enjoy anything in life at all and want it that way. just a dull unexciting routine life with no enjoyment is ALL they want from life.

[ska0806]

@atfatw >:( i rarely see a fat person walking around anywhere and when i see one in minnesota i am shocked. and the other thing is we find plenty of enjoyment in life!

[atfatw]

@ska0806

ha! what can you do in minnesota except be a drunk or go crazy

what with taxes being so high to bribe MMM to stay in minnesota

they isn't any mney left except to pay taxes exorbitant rents and loans!!!! and hideously expensive fuel bills

[Devoido]

@ska0806

WTF? Minnesotans are fatter than all heck. Officially according to the department of health, 60% of the population qualifies as obese with 30% of them considered morbidly obese.

I see so many fat f*cks around here, the fact is 90% are obese, the health people are trying to give Minnesotans some slack by saying it's only 60% of them that are obese. This place is lardass central..

[Devoido]

@atfatw You must have spent more than a few weeks here to figure out thatbit of the blatantly obvious. The place is pathetic cess pool of sore losers..

[crush40fan101]

I live in Minnesota but I'm not a vikings fan

[heavymetalrulz123]

@crush40fan101 Good for you! I hate Vikings fans!

[scrfce454]

Well you just called Minnesota a foggot state because suprise!! I live in Minnesota

[scrfce454]

where do you think i live? im curious to see what you consider a "faggot state"

[AMV6498]

So, your judging the state of Minnesota by their football team... That makes sence.

[scrfce454]

they suck just like the rest of the state. so yeah i guess it works!

[AMV6498]

Really all I meant was that if he was only going to bad mouth the Minnesota Vikings he should have calle thevideo something like "Why the Minnesota Vikings suck".

[scrfce454]

I agree with you I hate Minnesota I'm gonna move in about four years I'm thinking either Phoenix or L.A

[annimisook]

I thought the star of this video was a woman until he started speaking!

[dogman1796]

hey, hey.... shut up douchebag

[MyMinnesota]

At least we went to the super bowl