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  • "wait... this is not a kitchen!!!"  *crashes*

  • HeiEiEiEi..Ei  :-D

  • females suck at parking don't they

  • fucking womans :)

  • It was not a woman sorry to say and they were on standby cos the pilot had engine probs. Why not land in a clear space mind is beyond me.....

  • Misleading title...Was NOT a woman pilot........

  • Much prefer the AN-2 in the background

    :-D

  • I wonder how they built in kitchen into helicopter ?

  • @mareslive that should not be the least bit funny.

  • i hope to God she is ok.

  • it looks like she encountered ground resonance.

  • Ok, I think I know what happened. She probably shifted into PARK too early? ;-)

    

  • The Jeep driving backwards through the scene right after the crash is a nice touch. lol

  • helicopters land on platforms. it makes them easy to move in and out of the hangers.

  • She must have a big kitchen

  • Att all on the ramp there is a woman landing please get into your positions for a crash landing. 

  • The siren guy must have been informed it was a female inbound...he was ready!

  • The Siren signals the best female landing of the day.

  • OK PEOPLE IT JUST TIPPED OVER NOT FALL 500 FEET OUT OF THE SKY!

  • @MADdrummer971 yeah..im sure it'll buff out..

  • The guy on the ladder looked over his shoulder like "Huh, what was that?"

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • Typical woman driver

  • did u see that guy on that ladder he almost got killed. XD

  • What happen to a heli when u make sudden movements to it's joystick can be scientifically explained. It isn't spirit possession

  • A woman must be driving the yellow jeep too. Its going backwards...

  • women cant even park helicopters?! useless

  • Attention whore from hell.

  • Her underwear got caught on the joystick

  • 0:45 'Emergency! Reverse! Now!'

  • why is the machine sitting so high? If you look closely there seems to be some sort of platform the helo is atempting to land on. Resonance occurs and begins to slide off to its left. the pilot tries to stbilize craft but only for a moment, video shows no debris of tail strike. pilot did not respond to the situation soon enough. you can see a point when collective is full down then to late for recover possible obstruction at skids restricting movment. low rotor rpm high pitch high torque opps

  • That is a condition called ground resonance and can happen to anyone when landing, taking off, or on taxi. It can be caused by a gust of wind, a pothole, failure of the damping system, or other conditions.

    The spacing of the blades gets out of wack.

    It happens to military pilots all the time, including the Apache.

    The only way to try and recover is full throttle and lifting off if you have enough RPM.

    It appears the pilot did everything right.

    You bunch of idiot dorks.

  • @squizzoo I second that because it happens even the most experienced pilots no one can predict wind conditions when they strike. This happened to us when we were doing a maintenance test flight with a pilot who flew in vietnam.

  • @squizzoo Well if she did everything right she wouldn't have crashed. I believe she missed her platform and one skid fell off it, she tried to pick it back up and experienced dynamic rollover, she should have shut it down and and pulled the rotor break.

  • Looks like a B2. Seems to me he may have caught the tail rotor on something during his first attempt at landing on the trailer after slipping off to the side. They are quite low on the AStar.

    When he tries to pick it up for another go, he experiences an uncommanded, uncontrollable rotation to the left, which is what you'd get with a clockwise rotating main rotor and loss of tail rotor control.

    Wasn't the best of spots to be landing. Fixed-wing guys really don't like heli's getting too close!

  • baaaahaaaaa!!!

  • Instructor: now all you gotta do is ease on the controls just like.. Lady: I don't have time for this, give me the controls.. ( Vrrhhhhmmmm ) Instructor: Hey! heyyy!!!!!!! (brhhssstthhshdhsd)  Instructor: Wtf. Get oUT!

  • ok guys, I got it, it´s not the helicopter, the thing is she was trying to park and so it happens. It doesn´t matter if it´s a car, a helo, a plane or the Queen Mary II, if you give a machine to a woman to park it you know 100% that Murphy´s law is going into motion.

  • SOUND THE ALARM!! ANOTHER WOMAN IS TRYING TO LEAVE THE KITCHEN!!

  • 1 milenio depois chegam os bombeiros!!!!!!!!

  • She is a blond girl for sure !

    

  • first cars now helicopters! what's next?!

  • she should have stayed in the kitchen. blame it on the husband lol.

  • When did they put kitchens in those things?

  • Women pilots are better than men.

  • Good thing she didn't scratch that Pilatus

  • lol watch my ruin a 1.8 million dollar heli in 2 seconds!

  • Appears the pilot pulled the collective up after touch down by mistake. Panic and bad reflexes? Looks like a stressful landing, one error and pop goes the weasel.

  • @2002drumsonly She landed hard on the skids and created ground resonance. It can...well as demonstrated in this video, shake violently. The proper way to correct it is to lift the craft back in the air. See videos on Youtube under (Helicopter Ground Resonance ) However, she lost control of the craft when she lifted the craft off the ground again, probably due to pilot error. The pilot was probably inexperienced.

  • The sign on the side of the chopper is wrong Heliwife has no s in it (and most of the time also no i)

  • Thank God the planes were not hurt

  • Why can't women fly ? Because there's no airport in the kitchen...

  • Must have slit off the clutch...  :D

  • It crashed while trying to land on a trailer! and, it was a bloke pilot...not a woman, but hey, he did a fricking real good impression of woman pilot!

  • come on!! isn´t it enough what they do behind the fking wheel!! please stop for

    your own safty and ours

  • ok people we should be focused on the real star the dude with his epic reverse skills

  • Helicopter blades of this type are fully articulated. That means the actually pivot on the mounts up and down and forward and back, besides spinning around. On a hard landing like you see in the video, and you can actually see the the rotor blades out of balance and shaking, if the blades get out of balance it can shake the chopper apart. The only way to correct it and allow the blades to balance out again is to lift the craft back in the air. Unfortunately, she lost control trying it.

  • I don't get it, why did the chopper jumps up and down when it was finally resting on the ground? Did the pilot forget to lower the engine power or what?

  • anyone else notice the little yellow jeep hauling ass in reverse..?

  • IDIOT

  • Women are bad enough at driving... We're letting them fly now!??!

  • that'll buff right out...

  • @zestydude87 Lmao ikr XD

  • It looked like a mechanical issue not pilot error

  • The squirel was landing on a wheeled platform, but the left skid fell to the ground. See similar video im posting....

  • lol i loled at the jeep driving backwards...

  • She just figured out the fasted way to get the rotor blades off a helicopter.

  • i see this occur many times. The craft has landed or very close to landing and suddenly it "veers" up as if possessed. I'm told it's simply lift vs. drag and rotation, but I suspect there are many more variables happening as well. Etienne Oehmichen built and flew a helicopter one kilometer in 1924, yet I still do not trust them. Nothing against pilots, I simply know of more practical ways to get off the ground such as an Angular Momentum Lift Drive.

  • how do you know that was a woman?

    

  • anyone here has an idea what she had to do to cause this 'utter tug maneuver'?

  • You not an experienced pilot untill you have at least one crash. Kudos to her, Now she's a real one. LoL.

  • It had to be a woman..

  • what is she doing out of the kitchen???

  • Awesome dynamic rollover!

  • Only a woman could crash a helicopter after it has already landed.

  • @driftability hmmm don't know about that; can YOU fly one? Can you fly ANYTHING? I find your remark sexist.

  • @shabbypants54 Its supposed to be sexist, thats why its funny.

  • @driftability ok maybe my sense of humour button failed yesterday ... still, it's not that funny really is it?

  • @driftability JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJ­AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAJAJAJAJ­AAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @driftability I'd like to see you fly a fucking helicopter.

  • @EricRmd I'd like to see you take a cock to the mouth.

  • @driftability i bet you would

  • Maybe she forgot she was in a helicopter, thought she was parking her car and pulled the handbrake and then suddenly realised it was the collective..

  • She must live in a big house to have to travel from the kitchen to the laundry room via helicopter.

  • @stubby692007 get a life.

  • @stubby692007 love you

  • @stubby692007

    Hahaha... you ass.

  • That pilot looks more like a man.

  • The pilot is a guy you retard

  • I've never seen a flying kitchen before

  • Fire figther in an airplort is the best job in the world, spending 99% of your time doing nothing, just waiting for a woman to crash a chooper.

  • who was the poor guy who was waiting for his lunch while she was instead messing around in his helicopter. fail

  • "Well that was a pretty rough landing, but that's not really a cras....WTF OH SHIT"

    My reaction in a nutshell.

  • I bet that was Hogs wife flying that helicopter lol

  • OMG she was hanging her hand out the window to let her nails dry while trying to fly sheesh !

  • dont know much about flying helicopters 'cept for knowing what effect each flight control has on the copter...could this have happened because she rapidly increased the throttle without adding right pedal

  • looks like she didnt have the collective all the way down and pulled back on the stick causing a back flip

  • what the heck she was on the ground, the collective should have been all the way down

  • Let me tell you what happened. Evolution for billions of years has prepared femal homo sapein to cook fuck and deal with the filth that drops out of her cunt. Billions of years of evolution have not prepared her to fly complex rotary wing aircraft. All the women ive flown with were fucking negligent

  • @699backstab

    Hey fuck you asshole. What kind of dick-faced loser says shit like that. If I flew with you, I'd probably crash that shit on purpose so I didn't have to hear the sexist remarks coming out of your cock sucking hole anymore. I hope you rot in hell. Jerk!

  • @ProductionsBadAss You haven't dealt with the facts that I have put forth. Until then you are asserting the plausible but offer no evidence. My evidence is in the evolution of mankind, specifically woman kind. If you disagree then you win a free trip to the creation museum and free ride on the bucking dinosaur there :)

  • @699backstab I don't even know why I am arguing with you because you are obviously a lunatic. More than likely I've stumbled upon the post of a troubled 13 year old boy, whom has never even flown a helicopter before and has recently been dumped by his childhood crush. How about you come back when your sack has dropped and you've grown out of the psycho woman hater phase.

  • @ProductionsBadAss Thats the best you have? Happy anniversary on you evil american government who ordered 9/11 and murdered 3000 of its own greedy scum to start an illegal immoral war against an innocent peace loving country to make oil money. No WMD. 0. Nothing. American murder and torture. Gulf of Tomkin stuff. You've false flagged before and you will do it again you fucking sub human craven cowards :D Anyways I havent flown a helicopter but I know women because I am one. Beat that :)

  • @699backstab Who the Hell are you? Shut the Fuck UP

  • @699backstab Let me put it this way... one of the first ever helicopters, a Focke-Wulf Fw-61 was presented to the public during WW2. The flying demonstration of this rather big and hard to handle machine was performed by a woman, famous Hanna Reitsch... She flew that beast INSIDE a building (Berlin Deutschland Halle) full of spectators. Top this with your male sopremacy.

  • Your argument is based on one woman getting away with flying an early helicopter. Were you there? No. You can never know if it was tethered or what was done to it to make it so simple a woman could fly it. maybe the chimpanzee was sick that day so she subbed in. Just because one woman gets away with something doesnt mean much. She was likely chosen to try to convince investors that their new machine was so simple even a woman could fly it. Trust me, its not what you think. She wasnt elite

  • @699backstab Hmmm, you never tried flyin a helicopter, did you? There's simply no way to make them simple to fly nowadays, least in the 1940's. And no, I wasn't there, but my grandpa was, he was on of the Focke-Wulf engineers who made that thing fly.

  • @699backstab the person teaching me helicopter maintenance for my AME rating is a woman, with 13 years experience and the only person outside from the manufacture qualified to teach MD 500 type maintenance. hold a recreational helicopter licence for the 206. if its so simple a girl could do it then would you care to explain in full detail why a Sikorsky Black hawk is prone to ground resonance but an mbb bo 105 or a robinson r22 beta dont have to worry about it?

  • @eisenerballer What would be gained by wasting time answering this ridiculous question. If I did answer it then you cry google, if I dont answer it then you claim some bullshit victory. You are a person who's mind cannot be changed. Like a religious person. I dont argue with people like you. I troll. Because trolling noobs into a fucking rage is entertaining.

  • @699backstab and i say lets fuck because i love to see them hipsters run, run because they are shit. well fine sir may i do the pleasure in offering you my invitation to lets fuck. disrespects authoritay and beats others with skateboard designed after one heroic hobo with a shotgun

  • @eisenerballer you mad bro, yeah you mad

  • @eisenerballer ha ha

  • @MirrorOfInsanity25

    this is amusing lol. gotta love youtube rants, they make my day haha

  • @MirrorOfInsanity25

    you make no fucking sense hahaha. Learn how to speak a bit of English there fagget

  • tenia que ser MUJEREEEEEEEEEESSSS

  • @MirrorOfInsanity25

    and you shoud've stopped sucking daddy's little penis but your just too much of a queer and another idiot troll, you fucking homo.

  • - fourth: the human comment in english is not original. Here in LSZG we are speaking swiss german, the aerport is very near on the language border (Biel-Bienne) where we speak French.

    - for serious guys see more on website from swiss aviation accident investigation board about this accident

  • You really trashing a serious TV Report from a local channel (Tele Bielingue, Switzerland).

    - First of all: The experienced Pilot was a man (age of 48 at the moment of accident)

    - secound: the helicopter landed allready, then slipped of from a kind of mobile platform- a moveable device for easyer grouund handling.

    - third: the added sound is not original. This airport LSZG (Grenchen or Granches) is a swiss facility, we don't us US-american alert-devices.

  • Ground Resonance!!!!! PULL COLLECTIVE!!! INCREASE POWER!! Freaking Noob!

  • Who attached rotor blades to that kitchen? Dangerous as hell.

  • wooowwww o h m y g o d !

  • Women should not

    drive AND fly.

  • Whoops ......won't do that again!

  • HOLY!! Did you see that yellow toyota land cruiser spped backwards!!|??

  • Who told women to fly?

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  • First thing you learn with slope landing is...LOL don't do that on take off!

  • wait...she was on the ground at one point. if she had lowered to collective completely, would she have made it?

  • skids came hard on the ground and are imballancing the rotor head, said in easy words

  • Ah... not quite straight, if i can just...! 0:35

  • Random ass jeep

  • Obviously another woman driver in the jeep!!!

  • @mestuff hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

  • freaking europe

  • 0:42

    Da fuck?

    that jeep is going backwards.

  • When women fly upside down, they have crack up

  • so nice to see a video that brings all the insecure chauvanistic men out in droves saying the same sad things and back slapping each other.

  • How do you know it's a woman?

  • @jokke2valentinerne who can crash a heli when its landed man? a woman..

  • ar ar ar ar arrr!!! woman kitchen, arrr ar arr!

  • My girlfriend wants to become a helicopter pilot. I told her she first needs to master driving a car to which she said, "I drive great." I said, "Yeah, but you can't back into a parking space, you can't backup in a straight-line, you can't parallel park, and you often can't make a 3-point turn." .... It doesn't matter, I will make a great helicopter pilot... Me: *shrugs shoulders*

  • @NETWizzJbirk cool story...

  • JUST BE LUCKY it didn't hit the Pilatus PC12... Then you would be in some 50 foot deep shit

  • the only woman that should be flying at all is Patty Wagstaff

  • LOL! I love the title ay...

  • A friend of mine runs a flying school.5% of his students are women,75% of his accidents happen with women at the controls.

  • @bermudarailway How much does he needa pay to replace the damaged parts?

  • Women driving, a constant danger! imagine at the controls of a helicopter!

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  • Collective reduce.....That was some serious dynamic rollover!

  • for any siren nerds its an STL-10

  • i......i......i......i.....i,.­.....(siren) ok we know the code word to start the siren gentlemen time to PISS OF YOU NEIGHBORS

  • Some SERIOUS ground resonance @0:31, then you can see where HIS* left skid got caught on the mobile landing platform that HE* was trying to put it down onto. (*Note I say, 'HIS', 'HE' as erm no, you bunch of dumb fuck Homer Simpson types on here - it was very much a BLOKE pilot (if you care to look closely you can even SEE that)...go read the Swiss AAIB report DURRRR lol!) ;-))

  • Total pilot error here.

    almost looks like he slid into a drainage ditch. Then got into dynamic Rollover.

  • what a retarded pilot a dog could fly better

  • @chris4071000 Why don't you try it then if thats the case?

  • @chris4071000 ....lets see you fly one....and dont give me any shit " Im a pilot with 2000 hrs"....because in reality you are just a jerk off...

  • that jeep was hilarious i mean its like in a funny movie

  • roflcopter

  • Jesus, did they get out?

  • @theicychameleon I hope not.

  • Thats a weird kitchen.

  • wtf lol random jeep is the best part

  • Impressive rescue team response time.

  • lol that jeep made the video :P

  • Anyone know the real story behind this?

  • @Highice007 A Eceureil helicopter operated by Heliswiss crashed at Grenchen Airport on 16:54 local time. Nobody injured, loose stones were propelled 100 meters, only minor damage. It appears (if you look closely at ~ 0:30) that the helicopter misses the landing platform with its right skid, which gets stuck underneath the platform suddenly gets free, leading to severe wobble. Why the heli spins so violently, I don't know but maybe structural damage to the tailrotor from the wobbles.

  • @11past2 Wow, thanks for the information. I'm glad no one was hurt. Pity about the chopper though. Cheers

  • @Highice007 on june 19th 2008, that is.

  • Her cell phone rang.

  • lol i love how if it's a man it's just "helicopter crash" but if a woman does it it gets pointed out

  • She must've been makin a sandwich in there and not payin attention.