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  • Are these queries that you receive from folks genuine, or do you make it all up!! It's all so f**ing funny!!!

  • WTF is about his voice and women. I mean WTF evers third mail *lol*.

  • harsh guy he is lol but funny ^_^

  • HO

    

  • TJ actually sings very well o.o

  • ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • PUGS 4 LIFE---SATAN!!!!!

  • Did anyone else get the Scientology ad on this video. Since when did google support cults?

  • Abbie happens to be my name, LOL! When he shouted it, I squeaked... XD

  • 2:30. My face when this entire video.

  • advice: DON'T ASK THE INTERNET!

  • I can't breathe. I was literally laughing uncontrollably the entire video.

  • please do more of thesE!!!

  • Is foamy reading the questions?

  • I'm...I...I'm still laughing...

    Help me someone...for the love of god X'D

  • 3:00 was fucking hilarious.

  • I broke up with my girl because I was having too much fun playing Skyrim.

  • I felt smart when he said "my brain is larger than a whales dick and sharper than a fucking rapier" at 3:54

  • @TheAmazingAtheist Almost literally PMSL X^D

  • is cody weber racist

  • @manman98ful no

  • Grow up and stop acting so immature. Your not a 6th grader, and its bou time your realized that and staarted acting like your own age. Better you know that now. Do you seriously have a family because if u do, do u honestly think your settng a good example for your kids?

  • @Krexv You mad?

  • @Krexv Kids need bad examples. Let the little fuckers drink drain-o too, the more screwed up their childhood is, the less bland and irriating they'll be when they grow up! So long you moronic, moral nazi!

  • @Krexv Barron Von Bullshit rides again

  • @Krexv are you.. concious?

  • DONT U HAVE ANY MORALS? Who raised you? And u cuss every second. Your tru=ying to be funny andcool, but really you should just drop the act because what your doing is sick and pathetic. Just pathetic. Its a sad day when someone younger than you has more wisdom then a grandpa like u. (no offense) Please just get a life, and stop being so insecure and desperate for attention. You really shouldnt be proud of your actions becaue what goes around comes around. Just get a life would you? Are u stupid?

  • @Krexv By the way, you are just being a pompous little fuck bag, who claims to have more wisdom and intelligence to make themselves feel better. Swearing, having no morals or any of that shit doesn't make you any less of a person, I think you're a sensitive 13 year old girl who needs to stop making all teenagers look like complete retards. Good day.

  • @Krexv bitch, calm your tits and get laid already, geesh

  • @Krexv he is not stupid. this is his job. he isnt even 30, so he isnt a grandpa. he has morals he just speaks his mind which he has a right to. kindly leave if you do not enjoy this.

  • @Krexv Hon, call your psychiatrist right now. Or you're AA or NA sponsor. Right now.

  • When i clicked on this video, i thought i would find something from smart guy. Dude, dont you have a life? I previewed some of your other videos, and what does it get you b being rude to others. You wont get anywhere by being this mean. It just makes us see ur a bigger pathetic jerk than we thought. I u like seeing people suffer than that explains alot about you. Its pretty sad if u like to bully people. Do u live in your moms basment because no offense but that is my assumption.

  • TJ FOR PRESIDENT! :D

  • Dude...never stop making videos.

    Ever.

  • Do I really look like you? People keep telling me that I do.

  • Why are all these Questions Gay/Masterbation Related?

  • LMAO I just laughed insanely at the response to the hand fetish.

  • Geek online dating ad popped up. Those were the actual words haha

    A - Possibly the worst advertising ever since it insults its target market

    B - Haha TheAmazingAtheist is kinda a geek though (DW, so am I)

    C - Sub'd

  • @chedoodle Yay, Doctor Who fans! :D

  • @TheDaftCaptain It means 'don't worry', but either way I am a Doctor Who fan.

  • @TheDaftCaptain doctor who fans ftw

  • It's funny to watch Mr. Amazing's videos with the sound off.  Actually, it's the ONLY way I can watch his videos.

  • You should make more of these- they're are classic

  • @2superfan2 im sorry and i dont mean to be a dick but you said "...these-they're are..." the dash was a type-O but the rest reads, these they are are.

  • @Qaphsiel1 Did you really just waste ur time- time, correcting a strangers' post on a youtube- youtube video? Get a life and go harass someone else

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  • 0:11 You totally reminded me of George Carlin there.

  • Omg do more of these!!

  • I once thought you were sexy....till I saw the photos of you and the banana.......I'd rather take an arrow to the knee.....lol

  • SEXY HANDS!

  • #1 was actually damn good RIGHT advice!

  • The hand joke was fucking hilarious

  • Omnipresent :) It is more like omniimpotent.

  • your a fucking champion

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  • 2:15

  • "I'm just great! I don't really know why..."

    I know whyyy!:)

  • what is omnipresent?

  • @MalliMosh everywhere at once .

  • @FR0STY0115 cheers :)

  • Peter Griffin

  • @speedzxcp the hands thing was SOOO Peter!<3

  • I loled hard at the hand thing.

  • 2:40 was the best thing ive seen in years... you FUCKING LEGEND!

  • bahahaha oh this made my day! I loved the hands part lmao!

  • My brain is bigger than a whale's dick and sharper than a rapier.

  • wheately

  • Gotta say, you are one really funny dude!. You definetly get a sub from me.

  • the spandex fetish and the burning down hospital fetish, I think the Joker has that one.

  • at about 5:05 he sounds kinda like wheatley.

  • 0:10 Ho rhymes...just sayin'...

  • I'm beginning to think he made some of these up 😜

  • 3:18 When I told my parents about my omnipresence, they told me there would always be a place for me in their hearts.

  • the show were you go to need to know what you know to...need to, what?

  • Loooool7

  • TJ i want your glasses they are cool.

  • this is so fucking hilarious!!!

  • 1:33 LMFAO

  • Teehee at 1.35

  • 2:35 I pissed myself laughing

  • I know a dude that looks just like you, he even have the same humour, and the same ideals/thoughts of the world/politics/religions. He only talks a different language. is it probable that your father was in europe at some point? or is he meaby a cloned AmazingAtheist?

  • Epic and the random as hell Singing at the end was perfect.

  • This was awesome

  • Anyone else shit themselves laughing at 2:30?

  • saw on indiegogo project locations is in new orleans, Tj you in NO?

  • I hope some of these questions are fake, they are REALLY wierd

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  • lmfao

  • You, bro are the shit. You remind me of Louis C. K.

  • Am I the only one who cracked up at 2:30?

  • i have a boner every time i watch your videos?

  • @scorchio123526 I dont know whats stranger, the fact you get a boner over him or the fact you ended it with a "?" like he would know better than you.

  • So many bogus questions...

  • I cant get enought of the intro. The wrong advices :DD:D:AS:DAS:D

  • My friend is dating a guy named Collin and they haven't had sex. I hope that was him, because I don't really want them to be going out.

  • 2:55 - 3:20 haven't laughed this much in a month

  • WOW I'm in the top comments

  • You are hilarious, Keep making video's. When someone dislikes one of your video's its becouse you say the truth some people cant accept

  • ..."the boring element of you..." Hilarious

  • Absolutely fucking hilarious!

  • FOAMY THE SQUIRREL!  That's awesome that you used his voice!

  • @acoti it was just a speed increase.... Foamy is a pitch increase, how could you compare foamy our lord and master to this? How?

  • @BlackRabbitDesigns Forgive me father for I know not what I do.

  • The acoustics in your room are awesome. :|

  • right again amazz ! , the whole thing 4 me is just info you have an at times i make use of it ,

    so then let's stick a pin in that one ......peace man............

  • Scam. Put your fat, loud, brash self in front of a camera, say stupid things and then ask people to give you money. The thing that's scary? It works.

  • @funktron2x Sounds like you'd be great at it.

  • @funktron2x so i'm assuming you've tried it then?

  • Do a BlogTV to raise money

  • you sing like god ;d

  • 4:45  - My beard looks better than yours.

  • I watched the entire Ron Paul ad. 

  • LMFAO are all these trolls l0l

  • 1:32

    see why i love you?

  • This was the funniest thing I've seen in a while XD

  • lulz @ this high school dropout having greatness...hilarious.

  • @Bullybo77 Really, because all I see

  • I wish I was like you, but more extreme.

  • in another video i saw you came to create peace. well this is interesting. i sense elitism and hate.

  • do a video bashing muslims or jews

  • @ExpensiveProduction Being an atheist is about abandoning irrational and unreasonable behaviour.

  • @Tomdagan I would understand that, as the life of a christian is not a world view. It expects more of its followers. not to settle for less, as many would.

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  • I wish top comments are restored on other of your videos. such as I hate religion and jesus too and christianity srsly? I want to hear christians cry illogically. it feeds me just like the tears of small children >:D

  • you actually have a pretty good singing voice haha

  • someone is self centered. why should i donate?

  • rofl really amusing

  • @195ashes No. I was being serious. I don't mind if someone wants to make jokes, about anything really, as long as it's not overly crude. I wasn't being smug at all.

  • Umm...I think I just got trolled by youtube. The advertisement for this video was for CBN about the Story of Joseph for a religous foundation for your children...

  • @macgeek2004 My understanding of your statement is that this entire channel is devoted to him poking fun at his own atheist beleifs. Well then, if it's just that, I now find it immensely amusing. Thank you for correcting my mistake. Good day.

  • @thisismine737 Although I do agree with him on some aspects, he needs to be more open minded and less rude. I'm sure it would help him argue his points. But the thing is, when you're completely honest about both oppinions, it can usually undermine yours. So he won't be. But until he is more rational, I will consider him an ass. Even if he does make the occasional intelligent statement. So thanks for your polite reply, and have a lovely day.

  • @LoremHand You realize that most of that is just exaggerated and played up FOR COMEDY, right? Go and watch some of TJ's vlogs over at his @TJDoesLife channel. Your opinion might change.

    Seriously,what you just said is like saying you hated James Rolfe or Brad Jones because the Nerd/Snob are "too loud and vulgar."They're just characters, man! Tho people like TheAmazingAtheist here or even TheSpoonyOne base their characters on exaggerations of their normal selves, still. Lighten up.lol

  • @LoremHand Ugh, maybe it's my interpretation but you sound so smug it makes me cringe.

  • @thisismine737 You're polite, so I'll answer you. Suffice to say I find him vulgar, violent and unprofessional. Of course you can be vulgar, but it never helps. Of course you can be violent, but it clouds your judgement. But you can't be unprofessional. Every time he makes a discussion vid, he essentially says, "Here's my opinion, now shut the f*** up and like it." He doesn't take all aspects into account, ignoring important info to make his point. In other words, he is poking holes.

  • rofl

  • youre a fucking fat retarded dumbass

  • Was scratching my balls this entire video.

  • you are the ones who are the ball lickers

  • I'm sure you know a lot about women

  • i AM the one who sucks...

  • AND THE END LOLOL

  • @Jamsessionroom1337 I'm not gay. Or stupid. So thanks for the advise, but no thanks Anyways, why the hell am I getting all these replies? Why am answering them? Maybe I am stupid...

  • Lol love the beginning.

  • @Makoman2008 Uh-huh. Whatever you say mate.

  • TheAmazingAtheist is pulling these hoes

  • @DAmicoJohnny No, I don't think I will.

  • I would just like to say; this man, is disgusting. He is also an ass. Yep. That pretty much sums up his personality.

  • @LoremHand fuck off

  • @LoremHand well, no.so i win. take that, AIDS!!!!

  • @LoremHand  Don't take it up the butt guy.

  • @LoremHand why do you think he's an ass? seriously asking. i'm not gonna be all rude to your response; i'm just curious :) btw, he has way many more videos than this one that have fairly good points and are about things that relate to most people...not stupid advice ones like this one.

  • I wish I was like you, except a bit less extreme

  • @TheGX520 People won't take note unless you're extreme.

  • @TheGX520 And I wish I was like him exactly the way he is!

  • Hahaha! I love you TJ!!!

  • TALK ABOUT SOPA

  • you need $10,000 in a month... lol I just remembered how some youtubers made that much in an hour a few days ago.

  • [Nate = BORING] [ Veronica = I GOTTA MEET HER if she masturbates that much because hands i would have so much sex with her] [Collin = small white boy] [Steven = Fag pedophile] [Abbie = Parent stalker] [Jasmin = TJ lover she'd leave her boyfriend for him obviously she only has orgasms to TJ's voice] Long story short I'd so do Veronica she liked my hands

  • Hey Nate. Guess what. You're a Faggot.

  • you are a fucking reject shut the fuck up ass hole.\

  • @ziggyvisions umad?

  • @ziggyvisions

    get mad

  • I like the part where you sound like Peter Griffin.

  • Lol

  • those messages are so bizarre and ridiculous

  • That man..or woman with the hand fetish probably came...everywhere.

  • Ok im so sick of seeing How god gets into these comments. COME ON PEOPLE. HES ATHIEST SO WHAT. Im Christian And i still dont care.

  • ARROGANCE >:/

    POOP

  • Remember when he was bald...

  • you believe in curse and blessings , but you're an atheist ? wtf are you ?