MGS 3 Secret Theater - I Read Them for the Articles

[DerMaikster93]

0:44 Sokolov got Laggy xD

[AlllexL]

That has happened to me when I was reading my magazine.

[suomisolider32]

how these mistace videos can get

[Valerie91111]

Snake : Epic Win :D

[KAMA60000]

funny as two cows fuking

[qwertyuiopyakov]

at 1:02, snake kinda looks like Niko Bellic

[Claudi1018]

its funny how sokolov fell after he got shot!llllllllllllllloooooooooo­ollllll!!!

[salehkareemable]

Snake busts Sokolov trying to hide his magazines.

[DaDcOmIcS]

Party hard

[sentinental]

yeah, just wait till they meet EVA...

[LightcycleChampion]

"Magazine:

Filled with girly photos and interesting columns."

[DecapodianR]

*Headshot...... shot..... shot....shot......*

[osmanpbs]

EVA i going to kill him if he do it once more,he bether stays there and read porno becase if he tryes to save sokolov hes gonna be throw of a bridge, when EVA comes just hide the magzines

[Turian100]

Lets hope that the new MGS comes back with Secret theater

[ecnos]

DONT BURN THEM YOU DUMBASS

[some14u2no]

Circle jerk at the end?

[Speekies]

Big Perv

[ThePandaCoco]

And thus... Operation Snake Eater is born.... :D

[wallesshelby]

lol

[COLLROAD]

fuck yeah!!!

[Scorpionfan16]

Sokolov: *Wakes up* WHAT ARE YOU?!!!!

Snake: HUH?!!.....SHIT YOU GOT ME *DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN SNAKE EATER*

Snake: Join the party

Sokolov: OK!!! :D

*Snake and Sokolov looking at playboy magazines together*

[danielnr96]

FISSION MAILED

[nerdking731]

METAL GEAR OUTTAKES.

[anticliche321]

snake doesn't need porno.. women undress when he walks into a room.

[gator159]

how do you get the secret theaters? i know you have to have mgs 3 subsidence, but what must you do to unlock the secret theaters?

[reonsacnicteravnos]

in MGS4 its not Idol's japanese , only playboy

[isantamies2]

that was either funny or really scary

[Mattteus]

sharing porn is just weird...

[roxer999]

@Mattteus like you have never done it before.

[Mattteus]

@roxer999 you're right, I know by awkward experience

[RAZRfreak]

BAHAHAHA! HEAD SHOT!!!

[XemnasLostSoul]

0:43 Nice Shoot! =]

[BalthierTheNobody]

His eyes get really big at 1:02.XD

[vitto1193]

"hmm!?what are you....!?" *007 soundtrack* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[raymflame]

a few minutes later *FAP FAP FAP FAP XD

[scorpiansting1]

god dam its always Japaneese Porn!!

[MrSwannyboy]

@scorpiansting1 snake is part japanese tho he doesnt look it (seriously)

[grock9000f]

Snake:just hand over the hustlers

SOKOLOV:FUCK YOU

SNAKE:Shoots*bith could have had same hobby dick

[metal13gear13]

those pentagon bastards!!! 

[victorragingredlma1]

Then end of this scene reminds of Silent Hill 4

why?

[lasertoads]

Metal Gear Solid: Snake Beater

[Ryman120]

@lasertoads ROFL BEST ONE YET

[arizona300]

@lasertoads Even though this is about a year ago, but "Snake Beater" is the name of the Achievement/Trophy for the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection lol

[hadesjr17]

pajeros!

[DodecahedronHead]

What? Dont burn your porno! Donate them to me!

[jonpaze]

1:12 song name, please?

[Masspker999]

@jonpaze snake eater

[FieraDevilWings]

@jonpaze - Instrumental version of Snake Eater (the end bit).

[CobrasVenom]

Sanke, let's go over the one-penis-porn rule one more time...

[1982vergil]

sexy japanese chicks

[lkhrizl]

surely they watched pictures of eva naked in the ending xD

[ale16111]

who are you snake:wanna look together sokolov:sure!

[ThanatosWargod18]

And thats the end of that folks lol

[SuperSmasher1]

That was the best collapse animation ever

[Mazewaliztli]

What are you... da da da daaaaaaaaaa... Snake Eater

[TheTitto]

It'd be hilarious is Ocelot joined in.

[kbhalacy]

@TheTitto volgin and the boss too....aw hell the entire cobra unit and hugh heffner why not?!

[BlessedKris]

WTF? Double jerk?

[XipurplefuryiX]

snake likes to circle jerk!

[hitamanda]

i love the part snake was on this small plane ready to launch and the game let me see from snake's POV then i look up and saw a model picture

i lol'ed

[Sixx0809]

Now we know where Solid got his spanking habit from

[theabomation]

Oh SHIT ITS SNAKE HIDE THE PORN!

[TheBenEEeee]

@theabomation Oh SHIT ITS PORN HIDE THE SNAKE!

[CuBaNoLoCo420]

lmao

[drago2021]

is that chick at 1:02 actually topless?

[Jarock316]

@drago2021

Nope, top is flesh colored.

[Armidillodude]

THE END!

[SoloHero]

1:26 circle jerk time!

[DilsDileva]

The Boss, EVA and Para-Medic comes in:

"And what do we have here, Snake?"

Then they kick Snake's ass

[animals68]

It would have been funny if the exclamation mark popped up when sokolov woke up XD

[WinterSoilder]

Dude what are these Secret Theater vids? Are these actually on the game somewhere or did you make them somehow?

[TP014563]

@WinterSoilder Finish the game, but I dont remember on which difficulty, anyhow, you will have something called Theater, its smiler to the one on MGS2 when you selected characters to play some of the game's main scenes, BUT on MGS3 they made it look like Actors' Bloopers, and some of them are really funny!!!

[SCRulerShinoda]

@WinterSoilder They're on the Subsistence version.

[Bobsledism]

i wish it was that easy to do a headshot in the game -_-

[darcknowzall]

FAIL @ :45-:48

[dark0rose0kristall]

The russians were actually going after his "collection"

[abgbcinc]

haha @ the MAGZ!!!

[zezu09]

Well....this is akward

[DawningEnd]

Sokolov: "You'll never catch me lucky porn!"

-x-

Jokes aside...I think I'd be reading them for "the articles" as well.

Then again, just about everyone is, it seems. :P

[Equilibr1st]

From the bonus disc on mgs3 subsistence

[beelzebub686]

Hideo Kojima, the allmighty

[garrash6]

it would have been funnier if ocelot came in

[sandvich3]

how do people make these awsom vids

[zangetsu4578]

lol xDD

[Liquid7778]

i read them for the articals. lol

[XangelofdeathX07]

anyone notice that when snake looked at the mag thats the animation for mgo where u fall for the mag

[ricardowowalmeidaF]

everyone read them for the articles

[86KoDle86]

xDDDDDD sokolov love porn

[AzNgiftedkid]

BUSTED!!!!!!!!!

[UltimateGamer81]

Is it just me, or did I see Snake get wide-eyed at 1:03? =P

[thomasdfghj1]

it wasent just you

[redman666e]

thats true!!!! XD

[dxdog901]

did they show anything on the books it looks like they did

[Kaweebo]

TIME PARADOX!

No one's supposed to know that Snake reads porno! They're only supposed to know he throws them at stupid guards!

[13thmistral]

@Kaweebo not since mgs4 for sure :)

i make him watching playboy all the time :)

[rogelioVela1985]

lol snake got caught

[bluetooth718]

strange, why did noone explode?

[trelo123]

Hot diggidiy!

[TheGreatLeon1]

LOL Awsome

This Secret Scene its a bit pervy

[TheThroney]

@TheGreatLeon1 nothing pervy about it. its called being a man, lol.

[DawningEnd]

Nice ending. Though I would have liked it better if they DID make him say that he was reading it for the articles. xD

[aptspire]

Morale: Share your hobbies! lol

[mrfrosty002]

lol ahaha

[kane6606]

man Snake made a perfect shot to Sokolov's forehead without really even taking any time to aim

[hitmanjose47]

its easy you know  step1 look foward step 2 point gun at head level step 3 shoot

[kefkasakura]

Real life isn't a James Bond movie.

[xXGOOYXx]

lol at the end "what are you" XD

[battlefields2mine]

lol nice

[doitsixtimes]

Love the ending.

[Eliteshyguy]

ROFL!!!!

[snapperfisch]

quick draw

[amazo88]

refreshments in the battlefield....

[ClairePeine]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT ENDING. XD

[USAlover6]

Snake: Jackpot!

[Libra12sky]

I know! It's funny as fuck! What if it showed snake masturbating instead?

[Maho911]

"I read them for the articles!"

On what, the women?

[vash4512]

haha circle jerk

[TEKKENKINGES]

LOL shot him in the forehead !!

[UltimateInfinty]

major zero: ur supposed to be rescuing sokolov!

snake: i don't sokolov wants that right now

[o0OCTO0o]

hahahaha snakes jacking off

[NO1CRAZY]

Men ;P all are the same lol

[vader329]

if you have porn

you better not hide it from snake.

[Arminius338]

it would be hilarious if they did that shaking thing enemy soldiers do when they find a book xD

[lolomgnaner]

Lmfao o. o

omg.

D: Snake... Stop looking at those Mags.

You're gonna meet a stripper after teh virtuous mission! o. o

lolz

[galaxyangel5]

-swtdrop at the ending.-

[XANA8446]

Snake what are you doing? your suppost to be rescuing sokolov!!

[Hotpocketsrgreat92]

oh so thats where snake got the magazines in MGS4!! he kept a few

[OnTheLambProductions]

... this is big boss not the same snake in MGS4... hes a clone dude! =)

[Hotpocketsrgreat92]

i know.......now if i look back at what i said i really dont know what i said....

[shadic03]

Snake you can't do that, you'll change the future! You'll create a time Paradox!

lulz

[eddieeez]

they're just like the soldiers being fooled

[0878819xxxxx]

now, i know what "the book" in the backpack on MGS 3, snake got it from sokolov, lol

[solidheliosmj12]

LOL at shooting him right between the eyes with the tranq gun

[CursedAqua]

lol Sorry old man, the copies are Snake's

[miciso666]

lol the ending XD what a bunch of pervs :P

[Eliskuya]

I know! XD two pervs..ha..wow..

[miciso666]

mgs4 rules u can finally read the playboys ^^ and use charm in multiplayer wich is awesome

[AngusANDIndigo]

hahaha, okkaayy LOL

[piercito05]

jaja! par de morbosos!

[Deadphroad]

It's hilarous!!

my best part :

Sokolov : What are you ...

Snake : Huh?! {music}

[WilliamScape]

BUSTED!

[Libra12sky]

I read them for the articles... Yeah sure thats what they all say. 0_0

[RafaelSonoki]

porn xD

[AVwindTunnel]

Sokolov: I can't let Volgin find my pornographic magazines!

[jimjim435]

roflmao porn

[Aflood23]

Its not Porn its actually Hot Women in Bathing Suits

[lordzephon91]

hahha

[mightychir14]

lol he was watching porn

[MaverickXIII]

is that wat you hope they're doing?

[AxlX007]

LMAO porn

[fforigens0]

roflmao at sokolovs face wen snake walked in and caught red-handed and at snake wen hes staring at the mags

[tonyzaza9393]

When these secret theaters are avaible?

[StanleyC24]

only on metal gear solid 3 subsistence disc 2. i think u get it after completing the game once or something.

[TheTitto]

It would be funnier if Ocelot joined in

[GazzyW007]

I know, but that sounds too fan fictiony.

[scorpion100135]

lol wow

[TigerMorningWood]

what have you got there- Snake

uhhh nothing- Sokolov

ahhh come on, dont play dumb- Snake

yeah, but... -Sokolov

that kind of thinking may even help you on the battlefield-Snake

[docjell56]

it was raiden who said that in mgs2

[TheTitto]

They're both perverts

[mrturk15]

How could u dis Ocelot like that?

[hak525]

porno can save your life

[McHungryFriedRooster]

lol yer in mgs4 i accidently dropped a playboy and just before a PCM guard nearly saw me he stopped to look at it =D thank god for porn

[Ninjakunai42094]

On MGO I got caught by a playboy and I ducked safely before getting headshotted by a sniper. My friend took him out. I'm just happy I didn't die there. lol

[Drokkonen]

Snake: "Check out this hottie in here! They have a whole section exclusivly of her in it!"

Sokolov: "Huh?...H-HEY! THAT'S MY WIFE!!!"

[gerry13cs]

hahaha.nice...

[stinkoman2x6]

i'm gonna call Sokolov The Monopoly guy

[boivee03]

lmfao omg that was so awesome...i remember that...i laughed my ass when i saw that...