David Cross AOL Commercial (1995)

[neverAcquiesce]

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[onemidnightgone]

PUSSY DUUUUULLSSSS!

[TheLackofattack]

He shot his wad on what was supposed to be a "dry run" if you will. now he has somewhat of a mess on his hands.

[thedude9821]

douche chill

[bronc30td]

I remember constantly shuffling around the access phone numbers to try to get the best one to sign on with, getting the busy signal 1,000 times in a row, the feeling of complete and total victory when I finally got to hear the annoying sound of the modem connecting, and the overwhelming urge to put my fist through the monitor when I got booted off after a couple of minutes online. Ahhhh....good times!

[cheezymouseful]

YOU BLOW HARD!!!

[davidmerriss]

Everyone should be thanking AOL for the free CD's every week for 7 years. They made excellent novelty flying disks.

[symbal777]

eeeeeeeeek

[InfiniteRhombus]

AOL was the shit in the 90's.

[DocSicnarf]

He had to wear the monkey glove because he has no right hand. And AOL isn't compatible with left handed people.

[vaibanez17]

The worst thing about AOL was when it would update and not even give you a choice. You're RIGHT in the middle of something and it just shuts off and not only that, it shuts your whole computer down to do the update....terrible! Plus it took 20 minutes to come back on

[NaveedKoval]

damn you mr. show for setting my expectations for humour so much higher than this

[NaveedKoval]

WHAT THE HELL IS THE JOKE

[XenBuddhist]

I was 14 or 15 at that time and my mother and I had a Macintosh Performa 575 with America Online. That was the first time we were connected to the internet and we had Windows '95. Life's a trip. Look how much everything's changed. In school at that time we had Macintosh LC 575's which looked exactly the same but I guess were for businesses and schools.

[SlimySnail44]

WTF is "America Online" aka "AOL" anyways? Can someone explain it to meh? IF you're wondering, I'm 13, so I guess it was a bit out of my time.

[wilky1189]

@SlimySnail44 dammit, now i feel old....i'm only 21...

[SlimySnail44]

@wilky1189 Everyone on the internet seems to be a guy that is 18-25 o.o

[chris978820]

@SlimySnail44 lmao. aol was what alot of people used for internet in the late 90's and early 00's. they would connect their computers to there phone lines and use internet which would prevent people from calling them. the connection was shitty and slow

[SlimySnail44]

@chris978820 :O that sounds awesome :D

[snipelfritz]

@chris978820 You forgot the part where they'd send you a million free trial CD's in the mail whenever they put out a new version of their browser.

And that beautiful dial-up noise. ehhhhehhhhh biouwipuup! beebeebeeBEEBEEBEE BIOUWOOP Bipup!  Buuzzrhrazzz!

[chris978820]

@snipelfritz I used to love those aol cd's as a kid. They made great frisbees

[plaidgorrilla]

Am I the only one who can actually remember when AOL was popular?

[SatanicalEve]

@plaidgorrilla If you are under the age of 20 I doubt you would or anyone would know what AOL is unless you say AIM heh. I remember AOL. The 15-20 minute waits at night just to get a proper sign on

[schmittyc1993]

@SatanicalEve i'm 18. and i remember dial up with aol. when i was young like maybe 6, i thought the sound of it when it was booting up was awesome at first. but it took forever

[Carsonist]

Even with such a stupid joke, David's delivery makes it funny.

[blacksabbathgnr098]

douche chill!

[Shotgunnova]

And I was just starting to forget AOL existed... ;)

[Joe22c]

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE!.... Sale.

[TomKennyIsLovely]

Lmao! Still funny as ever, David.

[saivert]

COMPUSERVE for evar!!!11oneone

[drpepper5001]

any1 rember trying to connect to aol u had to connect to like 3 differnt things

[GraveHorizon]

Since I like David Cross now (I wasn't even aware of him until Scary Movie 2 came out), I find this commercial retroactively funny.

AOL humorous commercial = maybe mildly funny.

AOL humorous commercial starring David "Tobias 'T-Bag' Funke" Cross = epic win!

[DPFLongboarding]

@GraveHorizon and this sir is also an EPIC WIN!

[countrapula]

Oh boo fucking hoo, so the man is a career actor and has made choices that were obviously not for his great talent but because he could make a quick buck. So what? He's still brilliantly funny and inventive with his comedy (Although, a little preachy at times).

Learn how to critique.

[SnorklinWithCudas]

why don't you go suck your own ass, sounds like you like the taste and smell of your own farts

[countrapula]

GOOD ONE.

Your comment has nothing to do with what I said, and was purely an insult.

Try again, this time, without using something that sounds like you ripped it off South Park.

[SnorklinWithCudas]

Thank you O)

[noncontradiction]

@SnorklinWithCudas I thought everyone liked the smell and taste of their own farts?

[Bribestateofficials]

@countrapula

even Carlin did beta-max commercials

like he said "you're just going to have to figure that shit out for yourselves."

[MrTruthSpeech]

@Bribestateofficials It was a 10-10-220 commercial in order to pay off a tax debt gained in the 70's.

[Bribestateofficials]

@MrTruthSpeech

you are correct, but he also did VHS. All I was trying to say is there is ...selling out... and !!! SELLING OUT !!!

[MrTruthSpeech]

@Bribestateofficials Yes there is- very, very sad.

[bazookafluke]

Jesus, this suit stinks.

[nobody36]

what about his role in small soldiers????? money talks a lot.........

[ant1ph0n]

@nobody36 money also provides you with food and other necessities so you don't die as a hero that doesn't sell out...

[nobody36]

hey, i was just in agreement with other people's comments......... i'm not the only one who mention his pricy career choices........... i bet he bought a lot more then just food and water........ lol

[NuggetPumpkin]

a/s/l? 13/m here send pics

[dudeinoakland]

I remember this! Has he ever had a full head of hair??

[xperimentvictim]

holy christ i forgot all about this commericial. he's being criticized by some for taking money for alvin + the chipmunks 1+2 but i wonder what he did with THE MONEY FOR THIS!

[SuperGinger94]

Waaahlkum!

That voice sounds possessed, ah the late nights of unplugging my speakers before the voice came on

[dafunker00]

Hahaha david cross was like the besy imaginable person to do this

[HalsRing]

BUSH IS A PUSSY.

[dfrutled]

Sell out! lol

[BoogsterSU2]

You got SPAM

That's the program most spammers use.

[magnacore11]

I got mail yaaayyy

[CaptainKrontos]

I love the little shrug at the end.

He is shrugging off all his cares!

[brainjesus]

remember all those discs they used to send out?

[Slayerlx]

my sister microwaved one of those.

[AndrewEpicWins]

Dude I do remember about all those discs they sent out in fact I have all of them still in mint condition unused

[brainjesus]

cool

[Alkaline850]

Hellz yeah I hear the original start-up disc fetches INSANE amounts on ebay!

[JimmyJizzbag]

I don't get it.

[Shalashaska315]

That's because you've never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey

[KillahLedesma]

no........................ it was 1996 stupid!

[assmeyers]

it as in pussy

[buccieri]

i still use AOL beleive it or not

[mattwatchesvids]

did it take like 20 minutes just to put this comment up?

[Snarlez]

Tofutti Break!

[KillaNowski]

It's made with spider sugar. Doesn't hurt the spiders!

[Thule000]

yikes

[jimmyassclown69]

fuck aol

[RavenMichaels]

lol, they make it look like its all instant when you sign on...

[Lonestarr1337]

Man I remember AOL.

[Passenger87]

Sold his soul for AOL? lol

[mongobobo]

people gotta eat. this was before mr. show

[Robewho]

Mr. Show first aired in 95. Same era.

[Bloddyfriend]

The Begin of the Madness :o,

Thanks for upload this,

it's such nostalgic to me

[o0xst]

menachem Begin??!?!?!

[gavcooper22]

AOL = America OFF Line

w00t

[o0xst]

He's jaaaawishk, he can do whatever he pleases. Kind of like that one dude with the mustache...whats his name...something Silverman...

[DanzaSlap]

Pale,

Please continue saving the Earth, hero. We all owe you a debt of gratitude.

[playconn]

Not really DanzaSlap.

[mongobobo]

this is from 1995. he wasn't doing anything back then.

[djphatd]

he was on MR SHow idiot

[freezazoid]

mr. show was maybe in it's first season when he did this, and it was a pretty unknown show, so don't be so rude DJPHATD.

[djphatd]

lol I'm not being rude, I love David Cross

[guitarguy93]

Rude to mongobobo, not David Cross.

[explosiveshrooms]

lol yeah poor david =] gotta love him.

at any rate, i wouldn't hesitate to make a million dollars to be in a funny AOL commercial. sorry guys!

[NaveedKoval]

i would agree if this was actually funny. i still love him tho.

[RichoRosai]

Poor David.

[Shotgunnova]

lol

[thenewrapstyle]

dance monkey boy, dance

[JW6639]

pretty damn funny

[ZombieX13]

Welcome! You've got enslavement.

[cosmusical]

I would regret this forever.

[zeus07]

they forgot the connection noise

[DeimosSaturn]

the connection noise that takes 9 minutes

[Saxyman14]

Why would they advertise that? It's like, if I were to advertise a food, then showed a guy choking, what kind of marketing technique is that?

[Orangeflava]

sweet!!!

[3girlrhumba]

haha

[eyesofgloom]

Haha. I forgot about this.