fastest bass player on planet

[bassman93]

@marc24a24 the mean comments turn me on. 

[MattfromAZ]

wow that is fast good shit man

[tylerlattner]

man im gonna kill your bitch ass you queer ass curl fuck!!!

[n64wilbert]

It's just simple Pentatonic improvisation!!!

[Ibhien]

Kacau kali kaw maen kawan...

[RealRap55]

So sexy dude

[blondechick10578]

haha at least you can play dude... :)

[0689tk]

the only thing i can call "fast" here is him running to shut his cam off at the end of this vid!

[dtadeo2006]

i thumbs upped this. i cant believe people here really taking this seriously. look at his body language. look at his face? umm comedy gold right here guys, where the heck's your s.o.h.?

[Leetav]

@dtadeo2006 too right rofl

[nydhe7]

sorry, not even close! keep practicing and learn what you are playing, its not all about the speed.

[macdaddyluigi15]

ahahah

funny,...

if cliff burton were here to see this,...

he'd beat the living shit out of you!

[sniggity]

Slow down and clean up your playing.

[Zolo97]

robert trujillo owned ur shit

evey1s mean u shouldnt have posed as fastest player on planet

i play drums and know ur average

[MichaelUhler]

Ahh, but what tone!

[Modernwarfare575]

dude im a bass player and i have to say u suck i bet u my nine year old cuzzin is faster dude u suck

[logblobo]

You're ok! Very fun bass. 

[BBshyJazzArtist]

NERDY...ur a NerD man....u sUck

[gotmyjazz]

ye fast enough among fag owners, dude, oh really

[bassman93]

i like how every comment everybody makes me wanna cry

[MattfromAZ]

@bassman93 fuck you

[MattfromAZ]

nice!!!!!!!!!!! fucking jew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dozer50fishy]

dude i really love all the shit u put in the way on your desk so we cant see (Y)

[xahnii]

im better im holding my bas and it just laughed and winked at your basses penis

[JRVDL]

your ok but sure as hell not the fastest bass player

[gurglemeie95]

you look's a friend of my he's name is samuel XD

[chazbutcher]

Freaking hilarious!!! Almost as funny as Dave Slave. Not quite, but almost. I love how people are actually taking these guys seriously. Too funny!!!

[TheIanNukem]

jew fag is jew

[JuIcYbAbY1315]

jon ur a faggot ahhaha jk jk btw this is delaney

[cruzazulinos]

holy shiiiiiiiiit dude that was soooo fucking fast i didnt realize when you start to play omg, i hope you die and your dog too bye, suck my balls bitch

[basmartin]

Awesome!

[rockenmusic101]

Pure slop and pure crap< take some lessons! and buy some real CD's and listen to the greats instead of being a legend in your own mind!

[leanestol]

Not fast.

[dkastz]

O M G you`re FAG !

IF you think you play fast - check out billy sheehan, bill dickens and so forth...

for guys like you, youtube now is total crap !

[viziblskarz]

good playin man.

It would sound even better with some reverb, and echoplex. But that's just MY taste. Everybody has their own style. Keep playin. We all get better in time.

[s4t0sh1]

comprate manos

[LoqBuster]

U r a sad asshole

[bass08053]

ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

[80srockixass]

im sorry but thinking this is fast tsk tsk, listen to metallica's cliff burton, now thats speed

[MattfromAZ]

thats pretty fast

[UnforgivingCritic]

seriously, knowing Victor Wooten doesn't make prove that you are good just because he's your influence, or at least LISTEN to him and not just know his name,

after hearing so much shit from you, no one would EVER believe your Wooten influenced.

fact: no slap styles..even though he did not, that doesn't make me mean Wooten is a pure slapper.

[UnforgivingCritic]

i heard the fastest bassist in the planet..but not you..

but man, really impressive, i never heard of the fastest farts before!

you're the fastest, or even better,, the fastest diarrhea congestion in the planet..is the jack plugged in your bass or in your asshole?

good thing, people only invented audio for listening and not for smelling.

GET A LIFE YOU FREAKIN' HARRY POTTER GEEK!!

[shenuk]

Wow. Talk about epic fucking fail.

[turtlesrock527]

fail. And they have this great invention called the metronome now.

[drumking8]

holy shit. i cant believe you even put a vid on youtube. you suck sooooooo much. by the way i am a bass player not a drummer this is friends name

[BassToYoFace]

holy shit dude that is soo fast!!!

[jej495]

Fast Doesn't make it good

[hytesseshe]

what a piece of shit? You call that "fast playing"?

[avengedsevenfold187]

YOU SUCK!

[777drummerofdeath777]

whata shitload of diahrea

[lippys1993]

no way is that the fastest i could play that fast

[mikepenton77]

not that good allright

[bassman93]

poop

[gtghome]

im sorryy............FAIL

[kellehlers]

if that was supposed to be a solo of any kind you were off on timing AND key...

[therealdandan]

its called cleaning your room

[headshotness]

fukin fail

[HeavyMetal179]

...... I've lost 48 seconds of my life, motherfucker....T.T

[papapiz1208]

pathetic ugly geek

[Bam3030150]

erm ookay. fast? i can feel my lung cancer spreading faster than this.. you suck go die :D

[nooneslooking123321]

definatly not the fastest in the world

[sindrole]

they have these things called metronomes now....

[DixieXwolF]

Ha! Oh God... that was win lol

[A2KID420]

gay

[coolmandayCMD]

I have always failed to understand the purpose of a good base player. You can't hear them anyway! lol that's coming from a lead guitar player

[skatelove621]

wow you're a faggot

[coolmandayCMD]

wow i was just joking. sadly the internet can't hear inflections of the voice lol

[uy7ti68]

BEST PLAYER ON PLANET ? HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[falconkid971]

that was bossy

[picheem]

it was..... alright,,,

[Malamarcoman]

Ohhhhhhh my god man...you suck...

[bkgrinch]

lol

[jordankwanstrum]

the title is misleading, but i thought the playing was decent.

[DarkAssassin66666]

lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

u suck

lol

[BloodDrunkBodom]

thta was terrible, trying to rip off the john petrucci joke vid.....

[twiztidkid1]

YOU SUCK my left nut can play better

[fabioproductions]

I hate it when put videos like this on the internet, waste of my time

[chikorocklovesick]

you suck dude

practice a lot more everyday

[cornflarks]

I could probably play better than that.. and ive only been playing for a year

[patient01]

i totaly agree with lainqrko : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA­Hahaabshhahahahahahahahashahas­hahahahahahahashahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charlesrockprofile]

you suck ur 6uiter needs tunin

[siiskool]

hahahaha its napolean dynamite!!!!!

[spongey222]

ummm... out of time and just kinda lame... sorry

[quicklizards]

lol, he just sped up the recording

[joshfromwestwood]

y do u get up really quick at the end lool ??

[LordViper478]

good question i would like to know the exact samething but this dude sure is good at the bass guitar

[stockholmsyndrome24]

Victor Wooten is great, but the fastest goes to Mark King. He's amazing, a lot more than you. Keep trying though chief

[ILiveInYourShed]

not bad mate, shame about the arrogance

[lainqrko]

hahahahahhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[markkkkkola]

Dude you might have 4 stars if you didn't shamelessly and falsely promote yourself.

[retardno002]

agreed

[philisamazing08]

sorry, dude. that would be

VICTOR WOOTEN!!!! no doubt.

[liambristowRMXP]

who cares how fast you are?

[elefantkaputt]

fastest bass player of the planet????

haha dude my bass teacher is three times as fast as you xD

but not bad at all 4*

fastest one is victor wooten^^

[tibackx]

if you play bass between 1 day it's good

MDR

[RICbass78]

false advertising...

[Olinolan190]

Quite cool :P

[EricMarsan]

Actually, it is not that bad! Not the fastest bass player of all time, but a good player. Cool dude! You want a fast bass player... check Mike Flores from Origin.

[ReyBass]

-_-

[joaohard96]

Not fast, Not so good.

[Psico5]

not fast

not good

shit...

[danieltveit]

That was not so fast

[omri1995]

hes just bullshiting hes not actually playing anything

[makahuro]

that was... horrible, and slow...

it SUCKED! go practise, is my opinion

[bassadamhadam]

Fastest shit face on the planet

[TancerzRywciu]

no kurwa..... SYLWEK :D

[Muumihullu]

Wow.............. that is terrible.

[Mccritical80]

wow thts terrible

[sk8rcow]

you have to found a good pshycologist man....

[vvarvv]

Asswipe. I can play better than that and I have2 fingers

[gggaaarrruuu]

asshole!!!

[rmbernal03]

you bullshit. .fuck you

[elgrath1]

cheaptrick ur a fagget id like to see u play that

[CheapTrick94]

yur not even playin anything ur just messing around so it doesn't count

[Phenkizta]

men why are u saying the false men you are so a bull shit retarded men, u dont play bass like me men, you are so slowly, worst improve muthafucka, jackoff in an other part but not in youtube stupid sucker

[blackmilestone]

ha ive had shits tht hav sounded beta thn tht i cound hav an epileptic fit on my bass n it wud sound amazing in comparision u suck big floppy donkey dick

[mattovera]

ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha­ah

[icanplayguitar82]

You should rename the video to "worst improviser on planet"

[dubrowmetal91]

FUCK U!

[XiiaoMa0Mii]

u damm shit asshole la... u useless

[palaeomind]

what a kind of SHIT is this???? Dude you really suck, wipe out.

[toramichelle]

dude this sucked you need lessons

[JohnPayne1992]

your kind of like dragonforce GAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[steveisler]

GARBAGE

[rhcpfunkster]

wtf is this?

youre very strange

[sk8god1993]

best bassist......

umm.....unless you are cliff burtons reincarated soul....then you just might be

unless....no.

just no.

[mastersam1229]

You suck so much cock it's not even funny, drop the bass, and shove it up your ass

[sillyhatday]

that actually sounds kinda cool. idk wut all da hate is about. its just the title of the video cuz its not true. maybe if it was, kid jams on bass then there wouldnt be such negative comments.

[CamdenRipper]

hmm, where do we start....first of all it doesnt matter how fast you can play when there is no timing. and you are definitly not the fastest..haha im faster than you..dont be so cocky bud.. if you wanna be cocky go learn guitar

[raiken15]

well that would've been cool if u hadn't given it such a cocky name, epic fail

[tr33m4n]

poor :(

[lesyouri]

Don't pay attention on the speed, you are a basist, learn to play tight.

[rmentje]

you are just a faggg !!!..

you better dont touch bas guitar. you are hurting his feelings

[stiler85]

very bad#

[ExodiusShadowheart]

ur so bad

[GreekSuremen]

Keep practising.

[laxrm15]

victor wooten owns your shit

bitch

[jvy012896]

you are the best!!!

[MiKill93]

die you cocky piece of shit!

[GeddyLee211]

u piece of shit die. i think u meant to type the worst bass player ever u fro piece of shit

[meyerfender]

ok, you suck. Well im done here.

[secondattemptguitar]

just cause youre black doesnt mean you can play.... clearly.

[AVulgarDisplayofEd]

i wish i could rate it less than one star

[err058]

That's what we call EPIC FAIL.

[ItsKL]

youre slower than me and ive only played for 3 months!

[MTbass0]

at least you made me laugh

[selmuir]

lol... fail

[adambaine]

All chops, no groove.

[eisenstaedtklein]

... im sure you're the fastest.

... and im also sure you get my sarcasm.

[390RWHP]

You owe me 48 seconds of my life back, plus the time it took me to type this derogatory message of your apparent arrogance and conceit for your sub-par "skills" . You are either tone deaf, wealthy and spoiled, or have a serious case of "white man's disease" to which there is no cure. But I'm glad you're trying.

[PLEBheadSEB]

HAHAHA greatest comment I have read!

[simongroovy]

...First...learn to play with a clic! second, learn to slap! than after take a few class!

Dude you play seriously like shit! What do you exept like other comment?

[sdante93]

ma ocaca..

[labrash29]

Victor Wooten is the best, no one even comes close

[therealdandan]

u suk

[TheRocker1997]

ok, you might be fast, but not good. there's a difference. that sounded, well, too fast, as in rushed...

[dlaxfence911]

cliff burtons good but thers way better bassists les claypool is way better

[cynicaldrumming]

yea def

primus = awesomeness

justin chancellor is pretty good too

[averydavery5476]

wtf yoo suck. thats not even like close to funk music. good try thou

[80srockixass]

1. not good

2. iv been playing for 2 months and i can already play along to whiplash by metallica

3. your pathetic for thinking this is anywhere NEAR the fastest, you should listen to cliff burton if you want to know real bass

[youlosegoodday]

lol....really?

[wtfsic]

"i think i know victor wooten owns my shit" well retard u either know or u think, not both....whos the retard now?

[ChezterG]

um yeah dude, that is not very good at all.

[ProngerBB]

do you think this is fast? Check "flea bass solo"

[theboner123]

do u seriously think ur the best cause i wish flea would come in that room and punch u in the face that is simple bass even i can play it and i only play guitar

[hulkhogan100]

lols he thinks is playing like the other good bass vids rofl

[dsingo123]

this guy is just shit

peace out-the next best bassist after lemonte

[capo21]

uh pero que salame q sos flaco

[Manny864597]

WTF !!!! I lost 48 seconds for this !

[domoyan]

xD that really noob man just delete it

[mayo12345654321]

tis sucks

[miauj03]

¬¬ if that is fast Im god

oh shit! If I were god I shouldn't exist!!!

[StopCallingMeSteveo]

what?