60 Things Girls Want But Will Never Ask For....

[Therobbieperson]

I have one, and only one thing to say

NO FUCKING SHIT.

[UsefKingOfRules]

man, all these videos give advice to people that already have girlfriends: kiss her....kiss her...kiss her. If ha has a girlfriend, it means he doesn't need advices :(

[ninjaassassinguy]

always keep at least 300$ in ur wallet for her

okay i am one of the guys that is really desperate and hides it like a boss but no matter how hard i try(100 push ups and crunches a day) i am 12, 5feet 3 in and i am 85 lbs and i eat whenever i can and i just cannot get abs or anything physically attractive no matter what i do

=(

[hyperspaciachipotle]

@ninjaassassinguy I don't think you can build much muscle at 12. Have you gone through puberty? Get some testosterone cream and growth hormone spray.

[Rackatiakka]

@ninjaassassinguy hahaha you're 12 buddy. Wait a while.

[VicodinAddicted]

i like this video

[lionessluvs4life]

I was watching this, and all of it sounds pretty damn good from my end, but the guy shouldn't have to always do all the work, girls should totally step in a bit. But I'm in love with the words on this video;-)

[greenx15]

60 reasons not get into a relationship. Women will drain your energy and bank account.

[metalika930]

ONE QUESTION TO THE GIRLS MY GF SOMETIME SHE FEELS COLD AND WHEN I GIVE MY COAT TO HER SHE DENIE IT ......AND I INSIST TO HAVE IT CUZ I FEEL :d WARM ALL THE TIME OR SOMETHING LIKE IT.......BUT SHOULD I LIKE OK IF YOU DONT WANT IT ...... OR LIKE INSIST...... xd OR BETTER OK :d STAY COLD WHEN YOU DONT WANT IT ........ XD btw i will try the second ........but iwould like the girls opinion

[GTAThug360]

@metalika930 that's when you put your arms around her and give her a nice hug.

[hrsamuel06]

what's the first song that plays?

[YoungBeta]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW this is like a test. me n my girl has been 2gether for 3 years. i do things naturally that she loves. but me i want VERY few things. 1. Head 2. Sex 3. Food....... i think that covers it

[pooches27]

I wish i had a boyfriend.. :P Too bad no guys are like this...

[Beechman2129]

@pooches27 I know where you're coming from. I am a guy and for some reason I can pick up on the small stuff like this. Most guys are d bags and just don't get it. You will find someone some day... :-)

[Vietpinospartlyvodk2]

@pooches27 no thats not true i am a guy and i am exactly like this trust me there are plenty of nice guys in the world just try to find us .

[alwayssingingsam]

@pooches27 some are, just none of the ones girls go for usually, like the ones without killer abs or looks and the ones that are shy... but I'm probe like u and only go for the good looking ones

[conroy1251]

Don't say you love her everyday. She will think your being clingy and she will leave you. Trust me with this.

[alwayssingingsam]

@conroy1251 you would be correct! and u;ll also scare her off i was once told that this guy would leave home net yr and come over and live with me so we could be together and i had little feelings for this guy and hearing that i was like OMG! I'm 14 btw and he's 15, sounds really desperate!

[mstreysongz1998]

in 14 if i tell him i love him hell say no yhu dont and ill be like yes i do... Is tht what tht is tryin to say?

[graniteminds]

Guys only need about 3-4 things that come to mind.....lol

[MegaBillkill]

why do girls have that weird obsessional with kissing in the rain, ive dont it and it kinda sucks, not romantic at all, its only romantic in movies and dreams.

[seemeenottchannel]

52. even if she looks bad tell her she's beautiful !!!

[MrErosgt]

who need an hug?

[Epicgamars]

is 14 true? i normally do allot of them, like 18 and those, but i'm not feeling 14

[pooches27]

@Epicgamars no... 14 is not :P

[stoergirlishier]

there is no one guy that will do that xo

[rippedbull]

@stoergirlishier i do this all the time o.o lol

[princesskat2011]

im a girl and this is so very true :P

[ocelot435]

60 reasons to stay on redtube.

[LinkinParkFan12121]

what is the song?

[inluvwithJacksonR]

i love him with all my heart, all these things on this vid is true!!!

[inluvwithJacksonR]

Thats what my bf does with me!!!

[Rizen018]

Too much...if you're ticking all these boxes...you officially have no life...she'll dump you for being too clingy

[adanmarcjoshua]

ot just only 59..because "let her sit on your lap" its doubled.

[2010PBTech]

Guy must be whipped if he's doing all that. What about the girl doing things for the guy? Whatever happened to equal rights?

[deiby123456]

@2010PBTech i agree.. 

[kaunas888]

The same advice can also often drive her away, especially if done too early or too often.

[thejtwotimes]

mrditto911's comment is on page 7. you're welcome

[culio54]

omg i already knew all that but will never do it cuz im a man

[mimiahmad7]

@culio54 If your a real man, you would....

[ForSureUJelly]

@mimiahmad7 If you're a guy saying this then I give you my respect (: If you're a girl saying this then meh, girls say it all the time.

[chrisauh]

@ForSureUJelly girls dont deserve respect.

[culio54]

@mimiahmad7 HELL NO I WOULD ONLY DO ALL THAT IF I WAS MARRIED BUT IF ITS JUST A GIRLFRIEND ILL B LIKE BITCH MAKE ME A SANDWISH

[HDTrickers]

Im To shy to do that ;(

[11Mariobrothers]

#60 wtf y wuznt tht #1

[LittleKillerBunni]

Okay .. I'm a girl and I dont need all those things.

Maybe one or two. But not 60!?

[1cheescake]

Number 61 use a jonny

[k6989100]

So true:x

[graffitiwizzard]

iu fuckin learned sum



[DodgersSince97]

Idk about this...only cause this is some weird back ground music o.O

[TheMrHDVideos]

Does it work with 25 years old men?

[GreatWhiteNIGGA69]

WHY ARE SOME WOMEN SO NEEDY

[rockwins1313]

u left one out LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEPER! there now u have em all

[dimakauffman]

i stopped the vid after i read the first advice

[sophiadaturtle]

SHANIA!! oh yeahh!! haha and all of those are so true

[fjyrjryjyrjry]

37 world if she is shy ans cant look at u i need help

[Enak2222]

I would do anything or everything to do those 60 things to the girl I love...

SO Sad my god

[MaggieLepe]

wtf that's way too much unnecessary shit, i'm a girl and I wouldn't want a guy to do all these things to me that's just way too fucking much and I would be an annoying ass, whiny, needy bitch.

[ILOVEYOUU91006]

@MadaOOS lol n thats why you dont have a girl!!!

[Mattias01001010]

@MadaOOS haha lol the funniest top comment I've seen

[joemp1]

i can happily say i am the luckiest girl in the world having an amazing boyfriend who does all of these things ^^ love the vidv=)

[disneyfreak260]

ok, me being a girl, i have one more tip: if u tackle her, if she says stop, keep tickling so she''l have to playfully fight back, its cute, fun, and i love it.

[disneyfreak260]

@disneyfreak260 tickle, not tackle

[katyrocks0708]

thsi is soo true (:

[AdultSwimINC]

I hate being tickled. But everything else is true. Too bad my ex never took notes on the lying and cheating part or it would have been a great relationship :( plus we have a daughter together and it makes it all the harder.

[14ACFC]

@AdultSwimINC

……….

[01Lyz]

Ahahahahahahahaah :) this is so trueeee

[XxTheseBrokenWingsxX]

oh i love it when my boyfriend tickles me!!! but i dont want to tell him that... =/

[OMGitsJessykaVANITY]

how the hell did i even get here?! i was watching steve wilkos, wtf

[LittleKillerBunni]

@OMGitsJessykaVANITY Steve Wilko's ftw ;D

[waffles2516]

omgosh this is soooooo true ~ 33 & 34 r the best tho =D

[hammieworldrox488]

well im a girl and just happened to be watching this....VERY VERY TRUE!! TAKE NOTES GUYS TAKE NOTES!!!!

[emmawolf810]

ok i'm a girl......lol and I would say speaking for most girls this is true.......I was loling the

whole time I was tiping this 

[Invader010]

Every 5 steps it says KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

[coomer147]

60 reasons to get poes high and chill out with your friends rather

[WaffflesOk]

I did all that and more with my girlfriend, and she still left :( she's ended up with 3 or 4o other guys who she's ended up getting rid of within a few weeks, we would've been together for 3 years this last november : (

[XxGGDxX]

@WaffflesOk her loss

[310revelation]

Women who actually expect this much and think about themselves this much are really self absorbed bones heads living in never, never land.

[Amerocob]

Having all this in mind while you're single and trying to meet someone will keep you single. This is for guys with a girlie already and are genuinely (not desperately) pursuing intimacy.

[XSuperSmilesX]

this is ridiculous. I don't want a guy who is perfect, just one who cares. That's hard enough to find without wanting a perfect guy. So if any girl expects this... well, then you are delusional and WILL be forever alone. sorry folks.

[DiZZy8898]

This may be what women secretly want once they’ve reached a certain again and their looks have faded and men have stopped giving them the time of day because they seen how malice women can be. I mean let’s be truthful if you women really wanted to be appreciated, loved and shown affection then from an early age you wouldn’t have continuously toyed with good men’s emotions and left them in the dust.

[DiZZy8898]

Only to rub it in our face and have us watch you get abused, beat up and knocked up by crappy men whom you thought were exciting. If this is what you secretly want then stop playing games with men’s emotions from an early age.

[DiZZy8898]

Don’t expect to come back to good men later in life because realized you made a bunch of mistakes. Honestly, we don’t want your baggage or kids from other men. For your information men also want love, appreciation and for women to show them affection now and then too you know. So women stop being so selfish and thinking it is all about you that we men need to change in order to appease you.

[noeffingidea]

So true<3

[DAN7E91]

noemi, i love you more than anything!

[miimiunknown5]

@DAN7E91 hahaha oww!!! i love you more sam!!! <3 u wee pet!!!!! ... young love ;) hahahhahahaa.....

[DAN7E91]

@miimiunknown5 nope, i love you more

[miimiunknown5]

@DAN7E91 impossible ;) :D its not humanly possible ;)

[DAN7E91]

@miimiunknown5 im just going to have to slow kiss you in the rain, on my lap then tomorrow! i definlitly love you more! <3

[miimiunknown5]

@DAN7E91 hahahahahahah.... u make me lol so much baby!!!! well u go on ahead! i wont stop you .... but i still love you more!!! <3 muah! :D :*

[Invader010]

@miimiunknown5 INTERCEPTED BY INVADER010

[Invader010]

yyyyeaaaa i don't think my best friend wants to sit on my lap or have me hold her waist

[MadaOOS]

60 reasons to stay on the xbox lol

[Demonicstrenght]

@MadaOOS lols i stopped playing my XBOX 6 months beofore i started dating my girl. There are so many other things to do so don't stay locked up in your room ignoring everything else. Trust me, if you stay on the xbox all day you'll regret it greatly.

[TheykilledHidan]

After watching this video I thought wow that was pretty one sided and describes a VERY clingy boyfriend and most girls don't want clingy

[sNaYkE15]

let's put it this way...girls don't know what they want. A girl tells you to be nice and be a gentleman right? You go to a club and I guarantee you, the only way you're walking out of that place with a horny girl is if you challenge her and push the envelope. Don't be Mr. Nice Guy, but don't be mean to her. Be confident and challenge her and tease her.

[bigb59100]

Okay #52, if you dont, ha your screwed.

[Reachfordasky21]

This is so cute!

[MrDitto911]

every one does 60



[bigb59100]

@MrDitto911 take out the 0, add a 9

[waffles2516]

@bigb59100 wow that was extremley immature

[bigb59100]

@waffles2516 and????

[MyHotties123]

I agree with some things with this but some other

things i dont ...

[AerosmitherRS]

Did anyone else realize their name is crazyninjafaries..

[MissShanzanara3]

@AerosmitherRS Considering it sais it at the end... Yeah I did :L

[awsomegamerful]

thanks for the tip i appreciate it

[XxGGDxX]

lovely compilation of "every" girl's fantasy (missed 61kiss her hand and 62put your hand on her lower back)

[XxGGDxX]

I agree alot of these things on the list are things that girls would like (in theory ); Just don't go overboard, text and phone calls occasionally are nice but all the time would be annoying (know this from expirience) same goes with compliments(being told im "cute" 10 times/day-_-anoying;being petted just as frequently is equally anoying-_- im not a cat!)

[sNaYkE15]

I'm early twenties, college guy, and I'm telling all of you, until you lose that "V" card, you don't really know what you want. You have some growing up to do before you can realize, that beautiful girl is not a prize. Don't put her up on a pedestal. Give yourself a high value while still being generally nice. If you know your worth, you won't be a push-over.

[kornnutwithissues]

@sNaYkE15 so true,if you give 110% all of the time eventually it will be expected and even taken for granted. Just treat them as you want to be treated and if they are not as equally loving BE CAREFUL. They will break your heart.

[damnitboyzz]

@sNaYkE15

what you said is profound and true. instead of those 60 "tips", this 1 that u wrote is good enuf. as regards being generally nice, yeah that would take care of stuff like, hold hands, waist, hug, kiss etc.

[crazydavebylaw]

Im glad u posted this vid, bcuz girls r imposible to understand. Wich is exactly why I dnt understand u (i am guessing you are a girl)? Wht hapns whn I ad al these numbers 2getha? 7 9 10 13 18 19 21 28 29 30 31 37 39 41 47 49 56

I need to quit my job, follow her everywhere just encase she needs me (like her bitch). I then need to become a stalkerish, clingy boyfriend with no life outside of her. OH! And I have to catch hipothermia everytime it rains? Slightly one-sided relationship, is it not?

[XxGGDxX]

@crazydavebylaw lol:) hasn't twilight taought you anything? most girl's dream guy is a creepy undead stalker who sparkles in the sunlight :p

[crazydavebylaw]

@XxGGDxX .... If i had a girl friend i would have seen twilight... I would have been forced to sit throught it in the cinema!

[XxGGDxX]

@crazydavebylaw " If i had a girl friend i would have seen twilight" <-this statement implys that you're single: congrats on you're single life! rejoice and be glad you didn't have to sit through twillight:)

[BooBaby1998]

If only guys could just get us the way us girls get eachother so easily...am i right? i hope if a guy watches this video, i hope he gets the picture, and actually do these things it says:)

[shyna662]

i actually think it;s all true cuz we all want this. u guys would only know this if u were in our shoes

[TheInyasha]

i pictured my self with her in every single one of these tips

[AznCorey]

I just be myself with the girl and she's just as fine..

[Dutchsnakegaming]

lol let her sit on ur lap dont poke her to hard lol good advice;)

[javrak]

All this stuff is useful, just don't do it EVERY time, girls also like to be strung along some, cat and mouse style. Mix things up is the most important, because if you do this all the time, either you will have to ALWAYS do it all the time, or you will end up being too clingy. Don't be afraid to act playfully cocky or sarcastic. Just don't be scathing or talk down at them. That's verbal abuse.

[nhuskers007]

i guess if i follow your steps i will have gotten about 20 kisses, Winning!

[VersionBest]

This is the gayest shit ever.

[RawksRawk]

Umm... I would hate it so much if someone hugged me EVERY TIME they see me. Imagine... *whimpers*

[devilmaydie129]

:) well this just makes me want to be with my gf though shes all the way in ct nd im in cali.video just makes me think of all the things we can do together.wen i move to be with her ^_^ cant wait.

[Kingtthebomb]

This works for ALL girls- buy her stuff.

[nova1999100]

@Kingtthebomb not me XD

[horakr10]

ALL women are not like this. This was obviously made by a female who wants a guy to treat her this way. If you did all these a girl would take advantage of it, I don't care what anyone says.

[pengald]

Favorited and bookmarked.



[redneckjesus3]

Fellas, women these days want to be loved and want to be sluts, too. These "rules" are mostly good. But if you obey them all the time, a woman is going to take advantage of your slavery and be a slut. Obey them at your own discretion.

[sergio3428]

When I'm with friends I love to do #45. Always gives us a great laugh.

[Notperfect60]

Hey, hey, hey, in the discription it says "Guys you should already know the things your girl does and does not want (First how the hell do we know what they want!?) and if you dont well your either DUMB (Ok, thats alit to far. Guys ARE NOT perfect and niether are girls. And the next time a girl gets ticked with me because I dint say "You look nice" im done!

[jwowwwwwww]

mmmk, TO GUYS: these are not all accurate, girls would like all those things BUT we dont expect them, and if you tell us that you love us every five seconds (like it indicates in the video) we will kinda get creeped out, we like wearing your sweatshirts and cuddleing. and dont wait for rain to kiss us, anywhere with you will be just fine(: thats about it!

[TehPhunnyProductions]

this is how to get friendzoned!

[Gromobran1000]

okey, since i cannot pull all this together i'll just take out the key things and make my own version of this...

[freshfittedG]

I SLAP BITCHES

[PotOgeECuzZinO]

#26&27!! ahhhhhh! 

[dramacrazy123]

Basically, you mean be their bitch? If I expected all that from my boyfriend, I would have lost him years ago. Maturity is your key, not desperation.

[bluesboydude]

@dramacrazy123 HOLY FUCK! there ARE girls thinking this way? oh shit.. your boyfriend must be the happiest man on earth! well, my girlfriend actually wants me to do ALL of this.. she send me this video. makes me wanna stay alone the rest of my life and hate woman.

[Tomisgreat56]

aaaaaawwwwww...

[jlezcano09]

@sasiprapaful. You said it brother. But you know what?...It's not so much about breaking their hearts out of revenge. That will only cause more pain to yourself and continue the cycle of abuse. I say we transcend the role that society has always demanded us to play. If we are providers then we expect those whom we provide for to be understanding and cooperative. I think too often we place waaay too much faith in women because it feels so good to be with them. We have to transcend that.

[Staykewlyo]

Why always the cheek why nawt forehead or temple or neck or shoulder or nose?

I think its cute when guys kiss me on the nose :)

[Sammi2898]

wow i wish every guy iv ever ment would wach this!!

[IBMXization]

im in the weird part of youtube again...

[xxbringitbackxx]

@IBMXization Trust me... It gets a lot weirder!

[minimoongurll]

This list is that of a teen's mind. This does not work with adult relationships.

[98misse]

so wait... im not suposed to cheat on her???

Wow... no wounder things never work out.

[Staykewlyo]

@98misse That's horrible!! :P

[AdminTheKing]

rofl i think somewhere here smells pussy slaves guys xD

[Devoti]

these are actually pretty good, some are obvious, but a relationship like this will never work. why? because a guys life can't just be swarming around a girl trying to make her happy all the time, it have to be balanced and mutual to last. best relationship is when both are buddies at the same time as really into each other. too much buddy will turn into buddy. too needy will turn into nothing. also why note 27? that's like saying you shouldn't beat her and stuff. pretty obvious.

[yellowduckorange]

@Devoti That is not what this video is saying. It isn't saying that you need to complete devote your life to your girl. I mean, I can see where some points on this video might make you think that. For instance #9 says invite her everywhere, I think it just means don't be afraid to invite her places and don't make her feel excluded. That's just how I take it, as a girl myself. But I think some of these things are good points, such as wiping her tears, not ignoring her, and making her feel loved.

[biscutsJ1]

@Devoti mine did and it end so there *{

[Devoti]

@biscutsJ1 not sure about that sentence, but you had a balanced and mutual relationship that ended?

[Franco13SC]

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[Staykewlyo]

@Franco13SC lol

[planeyboy]

nice



[mztikitaki]

if you guys can't realize it with all your ranting that most of them are repeating

[bluesboydude]

now hold on for a second. you want men to be your slave? fuck it. im gay for now on.

[666FLiP666]

@bluesboydude I tried being gay but it was a pain in the arse, so I quit.

[bluesboydude]

@666FLiP666 lol

[kbkilla42084]

@bluesboydude alright, everybody back in the pile!

[pretyboiroc123]

@bluesboydude gay? nasty

[JamalBond007]

geez, sounds like a full-time job.

[L3G1TXSN1P3Z]

yo i goin to try this...=]

[Forheadgirl14]

the only thing what i read is.....

do this

do this

do this

do this

do this and this and this here !

a girl which I love could also do this to me ! to see if she also loves me like I love her !

[littlejj]

i do know this things yet i cant get a girl so this fails

[rishigc]

beat it ! i'm getting a hooker .. lol

[rishigc]

all this shit and still you dnt get to have sex !

27. uhhhhh idk pretty hard not to break.. ehhhhh