AOL

[UnitedPebbles]

At least we still got Starbucks and Dunking Donuts...for now right? you guy still buying $10 cup of coffee, right?

[UnitedPebbles]

Maybe because the users got fat from addiction...............checki­ng their mails like everyday..to find more and more fascinating porns...and then lose their jobs. AOL killed their users...and killed 'emselves is my conclusion.

[UnitedPebbles]

I missed AOL cultures. Oh, the ninety of hip hop and techno and ethnocentric. My and your little electronic world! Technology suppose to make it better, no? faster bandwidth should allow users hook up to games and video broadcasting...then with the mobile age...aim texting should be dominating (oh no not Twitter). It is like we living in another dimension give me a chance of Googlesphere/Youtubers, Appletonians instead of AOL, Squaresoft, Microsoft, Winamp, Seattle supersonic, etc.

[youdontgotno]

hallalugha



[sseasons]

i remember i had AOL DSL when they were providing it and it was so shitty that it was never able to connect in the day....it would only connect at night (i guess when more people were logged off)....customer service would always lie to me and tell me that my modem was "defective" and so they would send another modem package...i must've had like 5 of them hahaha....so i said fuck that shit and cancelled and went to other providers (something other than AOL) and never looked back!

[goford90]

it's been 10 years and my parents still use aol.

[ComeAndSeevX]

@goford90 Same shit here. We got AOL back in the mid 90's.

[rylingipp99]

i love aol



[TheTrueAssanaut]

I put all the coughing scenes together and reversed the coughs to find the hidden message "FUCK THE JEWS HEIL HITLER DIE FUHRER SHALL LIVE ON"

it's creepy how some people hide these things in things so small as coughs...

[undisputed4life]

@TheTrueAssanaut Wow. She looked harmless when I started the video. I hope she BURNS IN HELL.

[lb8068]

Who gives a shit?

[musicbehemoth]

2:12.....yeah baby suck on that

[Fantome1989]

I remember back in early 2000's AOL was the shit like Facebook is today. After school we would get on the messenger and go into the uncensored chatrooms or edit our cheesy text based profiles. But back then cell phones weren't as easy to get so I guess it made sense.

[CrypticWatcher]

wait? the dinosaurs are still alive?

[wierdpoplol]

Lol, I still have some AOL CDs in my garage.

[NarcoticEvil]

@mini14tx1 Good lets hope it destroys the company!

[xxAlexLoves182xx]

Assholes OnLine

[caseyboy97]

2:09



[katiekawaii]

Seriously, can someone explain the controversy and the coughing thing? There are bunches of comments that insinuate the writer knows what the deal is, but nobody's explaining. Is it just that it makes no sense and nobody knows?

[Sonesifi]

Um 2:30, you spelled cheef rong.

[McBlemmen]

@Sonesifi gud ting u were thar to corect id

[JOPAGalvin]

Left out of the AOL history section that their business model consisted of scamming gullible, less internet knowledgeable, most economically vulnerable consumers out 25-35 bucks a month to make a phone call to an internet provider. They were still running this racket long after dial-up was obsolete.

[JOPAGalvin]

My first thumbs down for Molly.Content is king so this will fail. My 87 yr old aunt gets tech better than Ariana. (No Andrew Breitbart no Huff Post) Ariana is a silly, detached from reality limousine liberal and a shameless, social climber.The site is filled with duller than dishwater,conventional,almost always wrong,liberal nonsense.Plus lots of celebrity "news" along with asinine ramblings from celebrity blowhards like Alec Baldwin. It's the bastard child People Mag and Showbiz Tonight.

[yerk3]

@JOPAGalvin So, up until this point, you thought Molly was a Tea Partier like you?

[JOPAGalvin]

@yerk3 I am not now, nor have I ever been a Tea Partier. Thought Molly was sort of liberal. Though, not all obnoxious or in you face about it. Also, not such a conventional and not such a establishmentarian liberal as to be taken in by the Huffington Post & AOL.

[yerk3]

@JOPAGalvin If you're not a tea-partier, then you're dangerously close to being one. A rose by any other name... And how is it being "taken in" by the Huffington post to simply report on it without dumping a bunch of tea-tard/conserva-tard crap about anchor babies and welfare queens? Nowhere in the video did Molly or anyone else explicitly support the Huffington post, or say anything like "you should totally read it, because Ariana Huffington is your god!" Also, since when is AOL leftist?

[cricketbat08]

man dat be's some inneressin' shit, dassa fact.

[rs666sathan666pk]

2:11

[pathduck]

I'd take some of Molly's flu any day.

[scottmans]

i dont get it, why is she coughing? whats the joke

[kdunker117]

@scottmans I think its pun, the *HUFFington Post* idk lol just a idea.

[calmvschaos2]

@scottmans at the end it's because AOL is basically at rock bottom at the moment :P

[wjmiller132]

@scottmans that's what i'm saying

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Sounds like AOL is becoming an evil giant. Also, I have lots of AOL CDs still :)

[VeronicasMidget]

1. Start the video.

2. Pause it.

3. Click the center of the video to start it playing again.

4. Press the '7' key. repeatedly and enjoy the scenario :))))))))

[EricDredd]

@VeronicasMidget

needs moar shake weight :)

[Shadoe572]

@VeronicasMidget Good one LOL!

[VeronicasMidget]

I've totally got a raging clue right now.

[firemblemrules9]

1. Start the video.

2. Pause it.

3. Click the center of the video to start it playing again.

4. Hold down the '9' key.

5. ???

6. Profit.

[AuburnJunky]

Pause/Play/Press 7 every second.

[elel70]

Obviously Warner Bros. had to interfere.

[arrisstuff]

@readallen What?.....

[syrinx2010]

@readallen LOL u son of a bitch, i didn;t know what u were sayin till now

[readallen]

@syrinx2010 it is all about the mollies of the world

[3brycebryce]

@readallen fo sho

[AsgardCrys]

@readallen 69 thumbs ups XDDDD

[MadManWithABlueBox]

Ugh, no connection between the puffington post and "best content" - EPIC Fail Molly; however she's still swell.

[TheWaterboarder]

Asylum.co.uk is an AOL blog and it's pretty amazing.

[readallen]

2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12 2:13 2:12

[Sven2Perroy]

he was from the future

[Nicky02468]

AOL; What a load of shit.

[pigman2222]

Nice tits blonde bitch.

[ShadowOfIce]

Thumbs up if you still have an AOL account!

[SomethingSea1]

@ShadowOfIce I still do and wish I didn't. So arcane.

[channingryanjohnson]

When is News Corp going to buy Rocketboom? hahahaha

[alexalexon]

YOUR AOL DISK WILL MAKE A NICE COASTER FOR MY DRINK.

CRACKER BE TRIPPIN.

[scootosan]

now changed to S O L

[bddblade]

I always hated how the said it was fucking free, but you had to put your credit card info in first. And once you did that you were fucked, they had your shit on file.

[sargin1]

on anything other than AOL "for better or for... *cough cough*" on AOL "for... LOADING or for... LOADING *cough cough cou... LOADING".

[jimmykinkade]

all that coughing and pivoting.  what?!

[powergannon]

There used to be a website listing hundreds of uses for aol disks. I wonder if that site still exists.

[MrNoookie]

Thumbs up if you think the new dislike bar is USELESS!!!!!

[abysss24]

@MrNoookie : what dislike bar?

[tonybeir]

was she trying to look frumpy 1800s, youngest unmarried sister of a family of midwest plains pioneers?

[tman383]

AOL  kinda died xD

[seinVerstand]

Back when I couldn't afford internet I use to collect the free trial CDs and use them for free internet. When one trial will expire, I would just put in a CD and get another trial.

[undeadkillers]

@seinVerstand God dammit, why didn't think of that.

[butternegg]

marry me

[GracieLue2]

Jeez Molly, cover your mouth when you cough.

[Subject134127]

@GracieLue2 She tries to stop people from saying she is cute and adorable and "i want to fox with you".

[httprover]

I just checked through my trash basket and found an old AOL disk addressed to current resident. Shows you how often I dump the trash basket. Do you think it will be worth something someday? (Ahh...umm...that cough sounds bad. ;P )

[XRayden]

how buying a business for 10 time it's street value is a good move ? do they envy Yahoo or what?

[juliamd4]

i've always used the cd's as frisbees

[ipodxdude]

i miss floppy disks

[lauraneato]

I can't rip on AOL. I really loved AOL when it was at its peak, and I probably still would be using it if I didn't go to college, where they provided ethernet, and I finally learned better. My parents unfortunately don't know any better. They still use AOL.

[ProNorden]

at 3:05 to 3:11: "TechCrunch arguably the most influential tech blog in the world ..and controversial" and she begins coughing. What does the coughing mean?

[timar03]

@ProNorden that its crap.

[Floydthefuckbag]

@findcodex Not even comparable. Molly is way cuter and Hannah acts like a bimbo. Boobs aren't everything

[graymalkin1234]

Lawl cough cough cough

[GilvaSunner]

@findcodex Molly has a boyfriend....

[ProNorden]

@GilvaSunner ...Anyone remotely worthy of her?

[seriouslyWeird]

i fucking hated aol. before it died, i mean

[jellydude7]

AOL... more like LOL. OHHHHHHH

[MrTrollzer]

Can I bone you now??

[pigman2222]

This blonde bitch would be better off just making a porno

[rayads786]

AOL software used to weld itself to your harddrive!

[hellomynameiswho]

I love your top Molly! Where is it from?

[iucidium1982]

Molly looks like she has tuberous breasts :(

[TheBetterGame]

I dont get the coughing thing

[sponnke]

aol will never loose its bad taste, i suggest they take on a new name and start over

[disturbedfocus]

molly should be a supermodel.

[TheRedrum79]

molly is fun

[wlalelee]

MOLLY U ROCKS

[willem01]

molly is cool

[rickcheyne]

All of those aol cd's allowed me free internet use for months back in the "pre-web" days.

[idohategoodmornings]

Someone's looking extra chubby.

[scarrmakerz]

What did i miss that was so controversial?

[caseygtr]

Molly's got those god damn tits.

[JIYkp]

I didn't know AOL still had that kind of money.

[namelesssavage]

i didn't even know AOL even still existed.

[MrJubblegum]

Sounds like a bad cough you got there Molly D:

[Chrikke666]

"Lead Editor in Cheif"

[cboehm24]

AOL defrauded thousands of people who didn't know any better. They were using the "pay by the hour" model long after all other ISPs had dropped it, and their ubiquity suckered in non-technical older folks. Not only that, but they were notorious for continuing to charge customers long after service had been discontinued.

[maigaard7]

That really is an awful blouse she's wearing. She really should take that off.

[Stripdancer100]

Molly wears her cute headband while describing broadband :-)

Amazing episode, thank you Molly :-)

[KKTplm]

Who the hell cares about AOL? Thumbs up for MSN.

[Tobytrim]

Isn't she pretty and cute???!! .....I know, I know, but she brings the shallowness out in me!

[travisraycole]

I guess I better get an AOL email address while they are still free.

[Arexsos]

Molly looks like she's about to have a serious cold. Be careful! 

[Tyoske4444]

Molly Looks so cute @_@

[sk3pt1chasa]

that thing molly's wearing looks like something my grandma would wear...

also, boobs

[Chuong8k7]

i wanna catch Molly's cold

[askanerdgirl]

This video was great! Also I'm very jealous of your outfit.

[Sirenhound]

0:08 I thought she was going to say he lived in the Washington Monument!

[JormatarPWN]

The huffington post would have deserved the loudest coughs...

[johntanrocks]

Did anyone else notice that they spelt "chief" wrongly at 2:31?

I still love rocketboom though lol

[igykalen]

@johntanrocks no

[katiekawaii]

@johntanrocks Aw, "wrongly," I love it

[89Husker]

Molly your smile makes my day. I still have a bunch of those AOL cds, when I was younger my brothers and I would start collecting them like trading cards. I think it was for the simple fact that they were shiny and they'd constantly send them.

[MrCannedevil]

Errr how about this? That was a very informative, articulate and interesting video. Molly is both beautiful and intelligent and should be commended for her on screen persona. Enough with crude comments?

[lavachoke]

i always hated those AOL CD's. i just collected them and used them as coasters

[sidremus]

@lavachoke coasters??!! man that were KILLER NINJA FRISBIESSS

[akib89]

TechCrunch is Bull shit!

[tomsonuy]

i wanna touch mollys tits

[jhubeJELLO]

she's not pregnant, she's always had a big bust.

i'm on your side molly :3

[Desmaad]

You forgot about PC-Link.

[isaak74]

Is Molly pregnant yet?

[PerspectiveEngineer]

AOL gona help us all legalize hemp? cough cough.

[freesk8]

And now news on the AOL portal will be even more left-wing.

How is that going to work with the fact that AOL subscribers tend to be older and older people tend to be more conservative?

I'd say that's setting themselves up for failure.

[katoak192]

Chief fail

[petev23]

- I think it's super adorable how Molly switches between an American accent and a British accent...she is so freaking cute :)

[baddogonline]

Let's be sure to get in the hateful-liberal swipe at Fox News. This kind of vitriol is poisoning our political debate and causing the crazies to commit violence, just like in AZ last month. The libs should try to unite the population instead of tearing them apart. Then, maybe, another angry lib won't shoot another Republican Federal judge and moderate congresswoman.

[Ph47K47]

@baddogonline The more they shove a wedge between the populace the easier it is to control. Racism, Fear, hatemongering, poverty. All systems to control us. They make the wealthy hate the rich, make the rich hate the poor, make everyone hate everyone for skin color and beliefs tell us we're all going to die if this so and so happens. If we all were united, nothing could control us, so they keep us divided so they keep control.

[alaskafido]

@baddogonline yeah that's something fox news would NEVER do...

[Devon187]

THEY own aol too

[Snowflake70]

Molly my dear - is it just that time of the month or could we (I mean you) be

PREGGERS ?!?!?!??? Come now...tell !

[corvuscanis]

@Snowflake70 I started wondering that like 3 sec into the video, total preggo shirt. 

[Snowflake70]

@corvuscanis Of course as I mentioned - the full breasts could be the monthly gizmo - or a combination of that a "the retro Woodstock peasant look.....

[Hemulen40]

Ew..Anus On Line .

[Aggrosj]

I walk by that AOL building on a daily basis!

[GaminGuy9001]

At 2:30, Chief*

[gunstarJPY]

man gay fiddesy99 is ruining our fun, sadly he doesnt have a sense of humor. TIIIITTTTTS ! ! !

[Lefkada18]

PRESS 7 over and over again. haha. :P

(sorry molly)

[bsabruzzo]

It is possible that with Comcast owning MSNBC and Time Warner owning HuffPuff, their news will move from the left to a center left content. Then again, Time isn't known for being close to the center and Comcast is not off to a great start with their line-up.

[bsabruzzo]

Hmmm, I see a trend...

People attack Fox News for a single error 2 years ago and support the heavily biased purchase of Sorros and Media Matters run Huffington Post, calling it a news organization.

And that fake cough is suspicious.

Maybe HuffPuff will report all of the news, but I doubt it.

[fullmetalchemy]

@bsabruzzo oh i could attack fox news for much more than one error 2 years ago. and the huffington is not run by media matters....granted it is still excessively liberal and sickeningly biased, but still.

[bsabruzzo]

@fullmetalchemy Well, you could attack anybody for anything... but I am pointing out that people are focusing on one specific error on a map over and over rather than substance.

As for the MM and HP comment, I was making one of those wide-sweeping sarcastic comments playing into false common perception.

FoxNews it "rightwing and racist", MM is an arm of the Sorros shadow cabinet. Get it.

[sonicase]

AOL frisbee 6.0!, AOL DRINK COASTER 7.0! ..at least the floppies could be reused

[AegisK]

Sounds like a bad cough there...

[RainGlobule]

No like Tech Crunch? Did I miss something? Is there a reason that we are supposed to hate them?

[fsmetal]

There was digital distribution of video games during the Atari 2600 time?1 Wooooooooooow. I did not know that

[GmasterRED]

2:30 nice spell check there RB.

[FredrikFlintstone]

Bump

[alphanum001]

2:30 Chief is misspelled. Also, shouldn't the term be written as editor-in-chief, with hyphens?

[greengardenhose]

I used to get those cd's in the thousands as a diligent paper boy... I used a lot of them as ammo in target practice once people hated them

[TheLastDman]

i was told that viewer 302 was chuck norris, im viewer 302...w-what happends next?

[DeRealUno]

AOLs existance is surprising.

[wilsonal66]

i remember being a kid and going crazy when i got one of the aol disk ... i want to kick my younger self's ass and when i was a young teen im always microwave them burn aol :) o and molly i dont care what anyone says about you your beautiful

[AShelf]

OMG I still have an AOL 9.0 free trial CD!!

lol... I remember at least once every week or every other week I would be mailed a free trial cd lolol xD

[theonlyscar1]

I'd like to A her OL's!

[woldds]

I would be hard pressed to call Huffington Post quality content... just saying.

[mickeymouse12678]

Who DOESN'T have at least one AOL free trial CD? :P

Normally I like everything beautiful Molly is wearing, but can't get me to like this outfit, it looks grandma like, not so good. :( But the conent of this video was very informativ and interesting. The last