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  • Fucken awesome mate!! Good to see an Aussie puttin it out there!! Ps. Father Greg.

  • Dumbest thing a christian ever made imho was our neighbour who thought prayer will somehow protect her.

    She was so religious that she actually believed that she can do something about the rabid dog by kneeling and praying in front of it...

    Well it didn't work: the dog bit her, she died in a hospital.

    I feel so bad for her 2 kids, after all it took 1 stone throw for me to scare that same dog away...

  • The dumbest thing that a christian has said, not to me, but it is common knowledge throughout my family, that an aunt of mine is so set in her Bible-loving ways that she denies the existence of dinosaurs. Yep. Dinosaurs.

  • I LOVE YOU

  • Speaking of stupid Christians, I know this girl from a few years ago and she would go on and on about Christianity and Jesus and wear fucking bible shirts, the whole 9. Well, she recently got pregnant, not married, and she posts on her facebook "read your bible; it will scare the hell out of you". Apparently didn't fucking scare her enough, twat. I told her, too. Yet to get a response from that one. These people are out of control.

  • Religion was the first successful troll system that still works today.

  • even if the chick was aethiest she wouldn't fuck your ugly ass. don't use religion as an excuse

  • even if the chick was aetheist she wouldn't fuck your ugly ass

  • @bballyohomie don't commit blasphemy to father greg, you heretic

  • Keep them coming. Love your videos

  • what happened to the rants. this one was hilarious!

  • Subscribed bro. Love your vids, keep them coming! And ah, fuck religion!

  • My boyfriend's religious and it shits me! I heard his grandmother and mum talking and his grandmother ended her sentence with "and I restored his faith". I could have swore my fucking head off! Who in their right might would fucking believe there is a "god" when all this bad shit happens in the world? FUCK!

  • The countless amount of times Christians/Catholics have called me a Satanist because I don't believe in a God.

  • @DarthGrooves haha i have the same problem...

  • I just moved from a moderately large city, with a college, and university and research center and med-school (which was a fairly liberal and logical town) to bum**** nowhere where their biggest industry in agriculture. Everyone's *shiver* christian up here. *cries*

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  • i feel your pain, bro lol

  • fuck mate, I am subscribed :-)

    OK. well, dumbest thing. it's so hard to rate... but i will tell you a dumb thing that came from a muslim friend... love her guts, but fuck she believes some stupid shit... and this video she posted showed how scientists had shown ants can communicate with their own language, and then showed the Quran knew this 1400 years ago. So I pointed out: are you seriously going to compare the speculation of a tripping desert hippy to the volumes of knowledge we have 2day?

  • I will pray for you.

  • @benmnt Fuck off

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  • NICE!!!!

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  • haahaa there should b more ppl like you

    its so hard to get throu the dum fucks

    is there any thing for yo to help me

    an every time i try to tell the truth

    they tell me im crazy or some thing i dont really listen

    iv smoke way to much lol im in my own heaven

  • the dumbest thing a christian has said to me was "you will burn in hell for been a atheist and god loves you"

  • Dumbest thing I have ever heard:

    "I'm an atheist"

    "*gasp* you believe in the devil?!?!?!?!?"

  • The dumbest thing a christian has said to me? Probably "I'm a christian".

  • You Rock, Mate!

  • I like it

  • BEST YOUTUBE CLIP EVER!!!

  • hahahaha fucking love you

  • you are fucking AMAZING

  • You need Jesus.. Nah, fuck that cunt.

  • You are my favorite person in the world.

  • Dumbest thing a Christian has ever said to me: Jesus is the son of God.

  • love it love it love it love it!

  • dumbest thing a christian has said to me: "well, we can't take everything the bible says literally" well they seemed to about *every other* story I didnt happen to criticise...such hypocricy.

  • you know beyond me stumbling upon this fellow and laughing my ass off at him "ranting" im actually glad he is the person he is i mean lets be honest someone had to do it.

  • Today is the day I realize how much i love angry Australian accents.

  • LOL YA MAn !!! You Fuckin Tell em !!!

  • im Atheist I dnt have a religion, religion has already fucked up the world enoguh for me to have to join in.... and im not making fun of your religion Im stating the truth...

  • @MrMegatino10 do u know haw to fucking time?

  • @TheCratt I dont understand what your shrivelled brain is trying to mutter??

  • @MrMegatino10 I was being ironic about how you couldn't type in your last message.

  • @TheCratt yet another american.......... fuck offff

  • There are extremes in religion and not in religion so in my opinion we shouldn't judge a whole group of people just by some extremists.

    If anyone anyone is open minded to the concept of religion, not just Christianity, I found this video helpful: paste into the search bar and it's the first result: "DOES GOD EXIST? William Lane Craig vs Antony Flew (HQ) 1/11". Skip to 2:05 for the start of the the talk.

    I apologise for not doing a video response, I don't often use youtube so don't understand how

  • @killatheists you're asinine 

  • @killatheists It's called work. If you work you can have a roof over your head and a gym membership to keep the body in good shape. Amazingly enough to get this work all you need to do is go into what we call an "interview" and try your hardest to not act like a total dumbass. See? You see? Wow!!!! Crazy how getting a job can give you a roof over your head. Crazy how WORKING and creating things through WORK gives us houses and THINGS!. The guy in this video is talking directly to you asshole!

  • A few years back my mate drove the two of us into a wall and wrecked his car. We both walked away from it, but he said he crashed (not because he drove like a fucking nutter) but because he didn't invite his guardian angel along for the ride! Too embarrassed to do it in front of me.

    - He seems like a spiteful fucker, I said.

    - Shhh, he said. Keep your voice down.

    - What?, I asked, is he fucking deaf too!!

  • Yup, yup, yup!

  • Good old stripey! Haha

  • @killatheists I would call you a troll if I didn't know you meant it. I'm sure that "God" didn't give him any of these things, I'm sure a lot of African Christians would love to believe the shit you're saying, that "God" would just give them what they need. Greg doesn't even worship the magic man and he gets "blessed" with health yet the poor still suffer even with faith? God sounds like a prick.

  • you are right - you are ur own god and religion makes people fucking fucking stupid

  • I'M WITH HIM. Lol no

  • The Bible keeping pple stupid for 2000 years lawl

  • I'm a christian (not hating, be gentle lol) and you'll find the nuts no matter which bowl you put your hand into. Either its the "Science is evil" people, or the "Your a fag for believing in something" people. So what if I believe differently than you do. I still come home everyday, have a laugh, smoke a blunt (marijuanna is a gift by the way), make love to my girlfriend, eat a good meal, and try to be nice to everyone. The fact that I kneel beside my bed and pray to thin air shouldn't offend.

  • No offense but... How about we have a bit more logic put into rants to make them reasonable.

  • ive dated one christian in my life and it was the worst relationship ever ino no one cares but im just sayin ino wat u mean dude and ill never date a madcore christian again

  • Funny how the "Loving" religious people are the ones who troll LOL.

  • more rants please, showing how fuckn stupid religion is

  • go have another beer ..you poor excuse for a human being ....

  • "this just shows"...this just shows wudda lil girl u r,hahahaha!!! i told u falco...im smarter than u...and u cant resist reacting on ur emotions...must be a menstrual thing...hahahahaha!!!!fukindru­ggieloser.

  • @pointmanonthe50cal look man unless you can talk to me in a normal civilized way dont tak to me at all you are a fucking dumb piece of shit, This just shows how an immature cunt you are grow some fucking brains you fucked up waste of life

  • @Falc1NL "look man "...hahahaha falco...im smarter then u r dumby and U cant resist reacting on ur emotions...u been played.rolled and treolld...hahahaha!!!

    *quietly under my breath,"netherlands...pfffft wudddddddddddah dik!"hahahahahahaha!!!!

  • @pointmanonthe50cal implying there is any emotion in a youtube comment. fail comment is fail.

  • @fuckthisshit143 u gotta lot emotion lil girl...hahahahaha!!!!!

  • @pointmanonthe50cal oh you're one of those guys.

  • you are exactly like me ;D

  • @Falc1NL hes exactly like you?so youre saying hes gay...hahahahaha!!!!! urafuknjoke hahahahahaha!!!!

  • @pointmanonthe50cal this just shows, Again How an immature cunt you are, Grow the fuck up and grow some fucking brains you fucked up piece of garbage, i cant even understand half of what u say sshtupng ofckyr mmczucnr dthscntyu < This is how you type.

  • this is gold!! you stole my words and thats exactly how i would say it, WITH RAGE! you are a legend!

  • That's not fair, just one dumb thing the religious have said to me!

    The one that annoys me the most has to be 'Jesus loves you'

  • i love that youre now making rants. keep making them.

  • Mate, i was with my dumbass christian friend n i said ohmygawwd n whatthehell, n she got all mad like, why do you say god and hell when you don't believe in them? I said, well here im saying unicorns, DO I FUCKING BELIEVE IN UNICORNS?!?!

  • You're spot on mate, what a load of bollocks religion is. It's unbelievable how blinkered some people are towards it, they must be seriously insecure, awesome rant man.

  • Christians are irritating as hell with their "answers"...you just wanna give them a group

    frontal lobotomy...

  • the bible does make sense to god lovers cos THERE FUCKED IN THE HEAD

  • this preacher on the street stopped me and tried to convert me. i asked him why he believed in god. he said that its cuz when you bleed, it stops because platelets get formed and you don't die. he said that it's SO amazing this mechanism we had that it must be done by god lol. he said when he was in gr. 11 he just "felt" that god exists lol.

  • I'd have to say the dumbest thing a Christian has said to me is that I can't be moral without god... *sigh* (eyes roll, face palm)

  • According to the real gospels found in a cave in the 1920's Jesus was an ordinary man with a wife that laughed and played. He was just like a modern day cult leader full of shit and crazy as hell. No different than all of the modern day men saying that they are Jesus or the son of God. The Church and Kings hijacked this religion to control the masses. They picked the gospels and changed everything they didn't like so basically it all horse shit now.

  • I love you.

  • Religion isn't stupid. I'm not religious at all, I'm an atheist, but religion does wonderful things. It helps people get through hard times, it helps people overcome depression, addictions, and all sorts of things. It makes people happy, so why is that so wrong?

  • @CoreyL11 It also kills people and brings more hate than love.

  • @joestfrancois really happened about a month ago

  • Ur bogan dipshit attitude is what encourages negative australian stereotypes you JERK

  • @Gingerslayr I've never even heard a negative Australian stereotype in my life. I have met plenty of Aussies, most were pretty good people. I mean, can't we look on the bright side here....at least he's putting his "bogan dipshit attitude" to good use and being constructive. I mean I don't even know the guy and neither do you but I can tell that his "character" is more than likely, staged. For effect and delivery.

  • And this is a rant, you ignorant idiots who think you can disregard science or evidence simply because it doesn't make you feel all fuzzy inside, just because you dislike something, doesn't mean it's not true! You are a great ape, get over it. There is no evidence for god, get over it. Every fossil ever found is a TRANSITIONAL fossil, get the hell over it. DNA can destroy any creation myth, get over it. I've been drinking tonight, get over it.

  • Another one is you get these people on youtube who in their arrogance think they have the ONE thing that will topple all disbelievers! Like they thought of this one thing that scientists have missed for the past 200 years, and not only that...but pride themselves in somehow thinking that there is some kind of damn conspiracy to keep them oppressed....if you have something that destroys evolution, then go win the nobel prize! Oh wait, your some hillbilly in your moms basement talking out your ass

  • The video you made NAILED it in my case...the dumbest thing "theists" tend to do is give god credit for these asinine MUNDANE things that don't even really matter...."Oh praise jesus, i found my car keys" and that's not even the worst part! The worst part is they don't even understand how arrogant they are being by praising god for these everyday things....mean while people with their same beliefs are suffering, dying of disease, or homeless on the streets.

  • i'm christian :/

  • Good rant. Loved it.

  • Just want to say as a general relply to people who replied to me before. I have found peace in god and jesus. Dosent mean i base my whole life. I call myself casually religious because i dont pray all day waiting for handouts from god. I know that if i need to do stuff its my responsibility, not gods. just that i feel comfort in that if things arent doing so well say a few prayers and have some hope that i will be guided on the right path. I hope you all find your comfort but i have found mine.

  • I heard a christian ask an atheist "if you don't believe in a god or heaven, then why live?" It seems to me that atheists have the greatest will to live because we know that this is our one life. There is no ultimate sky god forgiveness. There is no pie in the sky, no pearly gates, or eternal paradise. What you see is what you get, so it would make sense to make the best of it.

  • gotta stop watching this video at school in the silent study room. Dumbest thing a christian ever said to me was "if you butt in line, you're not a good christian." I was 5 years old. So was the christian.

  • The stupidest thing I've found so far comes from a guy without a shirt who claims to be the "atheist killa" and he's got the most stupid idea he calls "The Elliott Argument" where he says that atheists are boxed into two choices: Space and time are eternal or Something came from pure nothingness (huh?) and create entire universes. Based on the assumption of an "uncreated creator". I wish I could link the video but YouTube doesn't let me. Look for thechristiankilla.

  • i love you.

  • 74 people are FUCKING INBRED BIBLE BASHED CHRISTIANS

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  • Constantly get this when I tell someone I don't believe in god:

    "Well then how did we get here then?"

    This is like their automatic kneejerk response to the word "atheist" in my experience.

  • I stole $10 from a teacher and got caught

    Teacher/Jesus freak:what would Jesus do

    Me: same thing the fucking tooth fairy would do

    I'm in alternative school now for cussing

  • @ryanbell728

    "Teacher/Jesus freak:what would Jesus do

    Me: same thing the fucking tooth fairy would do"

    Instant classic, did you make that up?

  • youre funny :) one of the dumbest things that come to mind is "it's god's path" as an excuse for not trying to change something

  • I love God. I hope all of you here will feel his presence. It's hard to explain but I truly was in a really bad time of my life and once I felt the presence of God I couldn't stop smiling and Life just feels better. I know that many of you can't understand this but hopefully someday you will. God Bless.

  • @cr33pcity i think to some people, god is real in terms of that the idea or concept of god-faith-religion ... somewhere in that field, it is profound and effective in that it does change people's lives. I think I understand what you mean. but to some people it's only an idea, and an idea that has results or changes in the person. - i guess it's kind of like tai chi in that it has to start with attitude-the mind to get the results that tai chi has been said to achieve. just a thought.

  • @cr33pcity That's good and all, just don't force feed people with your religious regurgitated rabble.

  • @HoundofHircine so many people have a mentality that everyone who has a religion is psycho and are forcing religion on everyone. But a lot of people who go to church you realize that many of them who have found God, say that God found them, or that they felt God in their life. Most of the time they come the church on their own, no one forces them. Also so many come to mass by themselves, really quiet, sit by themselves and leave. No one is forcing them, the choose to come freely.

  • Dumbest thing a Christian ever said to me.... "God Loves all and is forgiving... And turned right around and said oh yo're a sinner and don't believe in "GOD", you're going to hell!.... Pffft moron, I don't believe in your flying cloud man!

  • I got in a car accident as well and someone said god was looking out for me I should I have died. Probably the dumbest fucking thing, I was fine because of a seat beat and airbags. A mysterious being didn't come down and alter the crash as it was happening so I could bless this world with my presence for many years to come.

  • You are so fucking funny. And i so agree with you

  • The most retarded thing a Christian has ever said to me is "I just downloaded the Bible App for my iPhone"

  • Subbed. Good work Greg ahaha, top job mate.

  • I love you. Im not gay but please marry me!

  • hahaha

  • OMFG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY FUCKING LIFE. ADOPT ME PLEASE??????

  • A born again christian once told me that she couldn't stand hypocrisy...

  • Fuck yeah!

  • Religion is stupid, believe in yourself!

  • UNFORGIVABLE

    

  • I love good rants.

    Anyway, dumbest thing any christian ever told me was probably that whole world was made by some invisible flying magician who nobody has ever seen but whose existence is proven by peoples' hallucinations and whose son was killed because of magicians' pure love for mankind.

    Won't go much more absurd than that, or does it?

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  • Dumbest thing a Christian ever said to me... I told this guy (of about 50) that I (22 years old) was an atheist and he said "What? So somebody just made it (the Bible) all up?" >-< Of course that's what I meant!! But I just walked away and realized how unevolved mankind is even to this day.

  • Angry shouting! XD <3

    

  • a preacher once told me that god would take us out of this recession.

    I laughed in he face

  • i went to catholic primary and secondary schools and for most of primary school i had religion shoved down my throat every fuckin day and none of it makes any logical sense

    its all a pile of bullshit

  • you're the maaaaaaan, man! :D

  • That was probably the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • Thumbs up. But.... I've no idea how you knew that I'd been tugging off to Shane Dawson, but would you mind keeping quiet about it?

  • Dumbest thing hmm. I had one tell me christians and jews believe in the same jesus the only difference is that jews are a different "race".

  • I never believed in the crap that was presented , and I never will, nobody had to tell me that Christians were full of crap I already knew, even as a child. I will never allow my children to be put through that kind of terror and torch er and humiliation, and the fear of GOD put in their minds, FUCK ALL YOU BLOODY CHRISTIANS> whew... that felt good thanks...

  • Honestly, I have been down that road, when I was a child growing up , I was made to go to church, I was made to pray to somehting I couldn't see or hear. and when I was 9 years old I was told that I had a vision of GOD and that I needed to be bapstized. Even at 9, I hated the cncept and I didn't want to be there , and I hated people telling me what I could and couldn't see. and when I was 16 I finally screamed!! at the top of my lungs, because I got pregnant ...

  • Love you Greggie, rant all you like, and rant some more!!!

  • this is why you single.

  • Gregslapped :D

  • i saw a bumble bee today and its winter sup......

  • you fucking smart!!!

  • The dumbest thing that i heard a christian say was "God is beautiful" few questions" 1. have you seen him? "no" 2. then how do yu know hes beautiful "COZ HE ISSS!! HES GOD"

    another thing a christain said to me "God created everything" 1. so how did god create itself/who created it. "through love" ok.. but humans didn't exist. stupid fucks, contradict themselves all the time

  • @hunkyjelly You gotta love when they see a video of nature or animals and say... see that's proof god exists. WTF? Here I am thinkING that it's just proof animals and nature exist.

  • @Algonquin81 LOL yeah, GOD CREATED THE ATOMS AND AIR AND ENERGY... LOL! energy can't be created or destroyed, thus meaning it's always existed.. some how we may never know how or why

  • To be honest the dumbest thing a Christian has ever said to me was that God exists...

  • You sold me on rants when you said "FAAAAAG"

  • Dumbest thing a Christian has said to me? Some 20 year old abstinent extremist Catholic said "We don't have proof that Ab Lincoln exists! But we believe that he does...." What. A. Fucking. Dumb. Shit.

  • I love you

  • Dumbest thing a Christian ever said to me was that trees prove that God exists.

  • My friend told me gravity was a law not a theory without knowing what the meaning of a theory was. at that point i nearly just said to her are YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!! REALLY REALLY??? oh wait thats exactly what i did.

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  • @CleverGamerCloud your friend was right it is a law of Newtonian physics, and it is also a theory! So you are both right!

  • my favorite evil saint (swoon)

  • Not Saturday nights, on Saturday nights your girlfriend is my God.

  • Keep ranting bro. I had a friend who was a passenger in my auto a few years back tell me that I was going to hell because I didn't believe as he did. Umm, We were driving back from North Carolina to Maryland and it would have been a long walk if I had dropped him off on the side of the road. Needless to say, we're not friends any more. lol. I loved your rant though m8. Rant away. I do it as much as I can. Let us know if you're on facebook. We need a group on FB for ranting. :)

  • this was so funny more please :D

  • can't get enough of this guy.

    more rants please.

  • Use those incidents to prove that god exists. What if god was trying to show that girls friend something?

  • bullocks. God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" so I flicked the light switch on.

  • Hey...how bout you go play hide and go fuck yourself!

  • I like dose boobies in da backround

  • Someone gave me a ride home from work the other day and said it was because of god putting her there so she could take me home. Then five minutes later we promptly got stopped by a train. I thought to myself sarcastically "Guess the train was gods idea too." lmfao :D

  • I knew these 2 hardcore church going bible thumping Christian women... who were on their way to church on Sunday morning. The one driving screwed up and went up on embankment and the car flipped over and they both got their heads crushed. God blessed them with some skull crunchage.

  • I love this guy, you sound just like me aside from the accent

  • nice opener

  • According to the Bible Masturbation is a sin !. So hope to meet you all in the hell. dont forget to bring the Pope ( the local agent of God )... Amen !

  • From where I come from, Christianity is making the town safer and healthier.

  • Post theism is an excellent antidote.

  • Secularists/atheists appreciate the sentiment, but until you get funnier, and/or smarter, these childlike tantrum videos aren't helping the cause.

    Maybe try to articulate some arguments without obnoxious braying, and drunken grunting.