She's Out Of Your League

[mrsnizz20XL]

hot girls like hot guys, but love cute guys who are smart/funny

lol, this is pretty funny tho

[episykel]

The truth hurts sometimes.

[carlos123gallardo]

bravo! yeah, it sucks...lol

[RonHowardReptlilian]

yer mom goes to college ;)

[Zarbod]

She does actually.

[dalihendrix]

ha-ha

poor guy!\

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. Would you say it's a bad idea if your date is Kathy the Communist Griffen. Her hairy chest is very scary. Frio, First Science Officer.

[omovies]

Zarbod, you should be on a special relationship counsel with Blog Monkey. you guys think alike.

[Zarbod]

Thanks OMovies. Perhaps Zarbod and Blog Monkey could do a show together. (Hey Blog Monkey's initials are BM. That's kinda funny)

[RonHowardReptlilian]

no he could be funny and be himself and then hot girls WOULD like him!

like say for example when you see a gorgeous girl with an ugly guy...

beside, your reptilian scum so no earth gurrrl would ever go for you! hehe

[GeniusIQ150]

you so stupid.Hot girl hate ugly guys.

[appletons13]

A tough cookie needs to keep her 8 laws of atrraction. if you missed one of those, clearly you're out of her league.

[appletons13]

really funny

[Zarbod]

Hey thanks Appletons13!

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. I went to the mall today. I had a 6 year old little girl kick me and she said "When I turn 18, I will still be out of your league". Well. Zarbod? Frio, First Science Officer.

[filmzRcool]

Zarbod rocks!

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. Any woman that is still actuall breathing could be considered out of our league...........Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I'm broadening my league.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. Does that mean you are including species like ??? Frio, First Science Officer.

[SFTaYZa]

FAIL

[Zarbod]

Well, keep trying! You can do it!

[DerCheckah]

zarbod u are a silly alien that sounds so cute..

whos this lil cutie saying this zarbod..

[Zarbod]

That's my nephew. He lives in Scandinavia and has a cute little accent.

[magic1995]

lol

[DerCheckah]

HE??? a lil male zarbod.. wow i thought this voice is a girlzarbod IoI

[Zarbod]

Well, he's a little kid. His voice is still pretty high, but I'm encouraging him to start smoking so that should help.

[DerCheckah]

zarbod u are a sick alien IoI but funny tho

keep going.. enlighten the whole world with ur knowledge and wisdom IoI

[Zarbod]

"Sick" lol. Why do people keep telling me that? :) You. The Ladies.  The Police....

[supercommie]

Funny shtuff.

[jantheempress]

hahahaha

[johnnyfezzer]

I dont get it, josh (magic1995) is home taught so it could have been a girl at his school. :S

Fezz

x

[Zarbod]

I bet he's at the top of his class!

[bwings]

Zarbod you hit the nail on the head with this one ;)

When we say, "it's not you it's me." it's always you ;)

[Zarbod]

Darn right it's me, ladies! I am Zarbod. Hate me for me!

[simplydaft]

Merciful Genius!

Bravo, Zarbod!

[Zarbod]

Thanks SD.

[megaman80]

funny stuff

[Zarbod]

Thanks.  Maybe I should get involved in youth work. I'll run that by J and see what he thinks :)

[lapislazuline]

all he needs is a fat wallet!

[Zarbod]

That never hurts.

[searella59]

Well, I'm glad you weren't harsh.

[Zarbod]

I'm a giver.

[searella59]

The Dr, Phil of space aliens...

[Zarbod]

I wonder if I get a salary like him.

[fuzzfoot]

Harsh-ola!

[Zarbod]

lil bit.

[zqueenbean]

300 videos, congratulations... Maybe now you can get back to working on the mission...

[Zarbod]

Which one? World Domination or cleaning my room?

[zqueenbean]

Cleaning your room, of course. If you cannot organize your room, how are you ever going to rule the planet?

[starzship]

300 videos!!! Wow! good job!

[blackbart99]

So your saying you are poor? I will send you a check immediately.

[Bobofet241]

Hmmm  maybe.But did you ever notice a lot of Hollywood celebrities dress worse than a homeless person?Since when being poor fashionable?Like Zoolander,it's Deraleec'.Yay I'm in Vogue!

[TheTittySisters]

Do humans pay you for your advice Zarbod??? Lol.xxx

[Zarbod]

I get the exact amount of money for which my work is worth.

[Bobofet241]

Time to take up a collection for Zarbod,anybody up for it?

[sac2ase1]

NiCe OnE...

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[Zarbod]

MIKMA!!!

[Bobofet241]

Hi Mikma,how are you feeling?

[mikma]

i am feeling very well thanks for asking :)

[starzship]

but how do we know you are the REAL Mikma?

[mikma]

look for the grape juice stains  :-}

[theDave1956]

Reality is often a real Bummer! Fortunately, there are women in the minor leagues too and they're often really nice. Unfortunately, by the time we get old enough to realize that, they're married.

[stoopidville11772]

That "girl at school" must have failed a few years... or the lad has the hots for a teacher... not the first time that has happened!

[Zarbod]

Nothing wrong with liking older girls. Actually that photo was of a girl playing a high school sophomore on Dawson's Creek. They she married some massage therapist and disappeared off the face of the earth. Well, she did some crappy C movies and then vanished.

[starzship]

good advice, he'll meet someone special someday....

[Zarbod]

But will I?

[starzship]

There's plenty of alien babes throughout the universe!

[Zarbod]

So you're saying I can expect rejection no matter where I go?

[PlanetZoltar7]

The question is not, will you meet someone special, but whether or not it will involve you getting Tasered or Maced.

[Zarbod]

Does it cost more to get tasered?

[Bobofet241]

or neutered.

[Zarbod]

I was hoping to avoid that one.

[PlanetZoltar7]

When he said that the girl would not give him the time of day, I expected you to advise him to get a watch.

[Zarbod]

Yes. I'm sure she was turned off by is lack of wristwatch. That is probably it.

[PlanetZoltar7]

I just meant that with a watch he would know the time of day and therefore he wouldn't need anyone to give it to him.

Self sufficiency, like you are seeking in Alaska.

[Zarbod]

I'm working a show on the ideal strong woman for Alaska. We'll see if I can find my dream girl.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Z, with your advice, that boy will go far.

Your tact, charm, wit and wisdom should enable him to be very successful.

[Zarbod]

I hope I can be of service to people. That's why I'm here. To serve man. I even wrote a book by that title.

[PlanetZoltar7]

I have that book. It's quite the recipe for success.

[Zarbod]

It's one of the few things I've done which is in good tastes.

[PlanetZoltar7]

The chapter that addresses the issue of battered women was quite helpful. My friend initially thought that some of the ideas were half baked. However, when I grilled him, he knew that his argument was toast. Boy, was he steamed.

[Rowdyeh]

Dough boy wanted angel girl, not a snowball chance in hell, Zarbod?

[Zarbod]

Oh people used to say that of me and...well. I guess they were right.

[ALIENstupid]

pretty funny

[Zarbod]

Thanks man. So when are you making another vlog?

[Bobofet241]

Well so much for his self esteem.

[Zarbod]

Just trying to help.

[Snowflake70]

You work so well with children - too bad I didn't get such wonderful advice when I was his age- it would have saved me so much grief - of course then I wouldn't be the wise old sage I am today either...speaking from one old sage to another ;)

[Zarbod]

I love kids. I a amused by the stupid things they do. I think it's important to tell kids that they're funny when they're stupid. You have to reenforce that from time to time.

[Snowflake70]

I'm a dyed in the wool Trekie and there was once something I remember from the series as well as from the book Everything I need to Know I learned from Watching Star Trek BOOK.

"The more complex the mind, the greater the need for play" Do your research and get back to me ;)

[ChristopherMast]

reality sucks

[stoopidville11772]

bites and blows too.

[Zarbod]

When reality bites, Zarbod bites back!

[timecentre]

and when reality blows, i...uhm...never mind...

[stoopidville11772]

Chomp!

[kongawonga]

The truth often hurts, that's why I believe it's wise to avoid it.

[Zarbod]

I may have to quote you on that! Nice.

[hopefulsemblance]

HAPPY 300!!!!!!!

[Zarbod]

Thanks man!

[thizizliz]

That kid was good! :) Thanks for the laugh.

[Zarbod]

Yeah, he's great. Check out his stuff.