SLOPPY JOE LUNCH LADY!

[SeCReTaGeNt234]

thumbs up if u searched for stop being so yellular



[CaitlinsComicsAlt]

If Ii said that to my assistant principal, I'd be screwed in an instant, and I would crap bricks.

[Clanki]

TO the teacher: I didn't know they gave out teaching certificates in cheerios boxes

[breyerSLS]

"So why don't you eat lunch with Mr. Smith? Too much time in the copy room together... I mean their are inked hand prints on your butt..."

[TheFranKubilik]

Blocking you.  Fraud.

[MalliMosh]

@TheFranKubilik what?

[ROBLOXLOVERSSS]

heres one to the library lady"seriously?readings boring it fucking sucks!"thats a no no who would say that to the librarian!?

[GirlWorthDiamonds]

i fell over in pe right in front of the teacher and he just asked: DID U FFALL???

me : no, i attacked the floor witth my ninja style --'

(got the remark of facebook./..just acme out ^^")

[Pikachufan82]

don't say this to a p.e teacher "omg your wearing a suit hav you been to court or something" or i"i have never seen you in a suite before"

[ArnHawth]

Miss? What where you doing last night in the office with headmaster?

[NorthWolfs]

This is What I wouldnt Do:

Teacher: Whats The Answer To The Question?

Me: How the hell did you get the job if you dont know the answer to the damn question

[ArnHawth]

@NorthWolfs I Shall Use That.

[vpjfz]

never tell a teacher her jobs a joke, ur mom might hit u, not that i would know...

[pimpinruben899]

nope



[deathbetold15]

i would N I G G E R



[TroutDude98]

Sloppy Joe YEAH!!!

[snuggiemom]

Subscribe! He's epic!

[FreaksUnleashed45]

Pause at 0:10 for AMAZING face xDD

[glassesgirlie]

Shloppy joe shloppy shloppy joe!! omg i love that song...

[zZGINGERNINJAZz]

lunch monitor: does it get tiring saying ssssssssstop it! :D

[JigglyPuff569]

lol subscribe he's black

[WittySparrow]

... My English teacher was like sssssSTOP talking STOP it. I cracked up laughing then got a detention.

[jajabee123456789]

pause at 0:04

[Tununias]

You're black?! And all this time...

[breathofexodus00]

Lol actually, librarians some do have college degrees :( And not in "shh"ing people.

[Acceptable76]

Our Janitors are ripped bicyclers who have tattoos like all over there arms. They're epic ;P

[rexman92]

to the cook : hi whats in the mysterymeat lol

[MinnesotaRejects]

sloppy joes sloppy sloppy joes yeeeeaaaah! go pedo bear

[Devilzman217]

how old are you

[funnyvidsent]

sit down funny lookin you funny looking you look like a greyhound

[funnyvidsent]

this is something i did student talks

teacher- stop

me- stop

teacher- hey

me- hey

me-stop teacher- stop

agree if its funny

[funnyvidsent]

this is something i did student talks

teacher- stop

me- stop

teacher- hey

me- hey

me-hey teacher- hey

agree if its funny

[shadowsniper009]

I got A reffirl for this one, apparently it was back talk.

ME- YAY we got a subsitute ( hurry poop on the teachers desk!)

TEACHER- ( and who do you think you are mister!)

ME ( im the guy who threw you in a toilet when you were 13 :) )

[kilercool]

lol i only loved sloppy joe dance in the whole video :p

[spodliska]

it is the f word

[tashamariepotvin]

lol you should never tell your teacher that ther a retarted gey fag to there face just cuz u wanna leave algbra class xD

[Smullaghy]

new office Thursday

[XRavenCakesX]

HA HA HA HA HA I've said the number 1 thing. LOL she was so pissed.

[monstaahxmeenaa]

Your videos make me lol my pants :$ .

[nakita13williams]

lol my old teachers sucked :/

but my new ones have a laugh with meh :D

i have tutors so their actually nice

[ThePhycoshaymin]

to the guidance counceler you will never underst\and my complexities!

[jaraefields1]

excuse me mister gym teacher, would you mind not blowing you whistle in our faces while yelling at us to run when your fat ass sits back and "observes" the female students in the class. thanks your a peach.

'

[ami9574]

slappy joe, slappy, slappy joe yeah :D:D

[missmaiya3]

to the janitor

no im not gonna pick that up thats you job

[MoonShoesPotter28]

BAHAHAHAHA DWIGHT. 

[AdamPowerPointCo]

LMAO DWIGHT.... my assistant principle actually has more authority than the principle

[darkdylaner]

my school actually hired chiefs. not the best chiefs, but chiefs. are food is pretty good.

[wilsontech1]

@darkdylaner chiefs of what? police?

[darkdylaner]

@wilsontech1 I meant chef. My school actually hires real chefs. #LOL

[ILikeToSaysRawr]

@wilsontech1 I think they mean chefs

[dkrussia1993]

@wilsontech1 I think he ment chefs

[sasogeek]

@wilsontech1

[sasogeek]

@wilsontech1 i think he meant chefs

[SNiPERFECTiON69]

@wilsontech1 lol think he meant chefs

[tonyrueb]

@wilsontech1 - dont be to quick to say anything, fact is the word chef is french meaning "commander" or "Chief."

[Guillatine2011]

@wilsontech1 @wilsontech1 While the "chief" part puzzled me, I still can't help wondering what "are food" is.



[murdermygymsox]

@wilsontech1 you must have been an English teacher then! :)

[vikkimoyer2011]

@wilsontech1 I think its suppose to be Chef's :P

[konnii1]

@wilsontech1 i worked at night in a preschool heres some thing to the cook:what do you put in the food lexotifs:there where lot of diepiers

[MaikoIchigo]

@darkdylaner .....you mean chefs...right? :3 and 'our' are is a form of being something. Our is a form of possesion.

In ex. "Our pet cow goes Moo", said Carla.

[tonyrueb]

@darkdylaner - ignoring the misspelling, a chef is not a legally protected name, nor is it hard to go to school to become one... so really, anyone who cooks, or have went though any kind of culinary school. can basically call them selves a chef...

[nathan123483]

@darkdylaner its spelled shefs

[pezilla123]

@darkdylaner chefs?.....dumbass

[TheFranKubilik]

@darkdylaner

Do you mean CHEFS?

[Mordcaian]

My school is likle a maltesers black on the outlide but white on the inside



[Smackerlacker1]

Go !@#$ yourself doesn't go over real well. That's what I told my gym teacher once, and they tried to send me to an alternative school. That gym teacher was picking on me though, so, I still think he should go !@#$ himself.

[wb5704]

lmao i like the librarian 1

[BlackGlitterPrincess]

MATH TEACHER!!! go eat the damn pi for all i care haha...

AND

what if we dont take the ACT do we still have to learn the curriculum??

[JackiJurassic]

Acually, our assistant principals to more than our ACUAL principal!

[FunnyGirlz221]

the librarian bit is AWESOMMMMEEEE

[AllisonMineweaser]

i subscribed........becuz ur black(: hhahaha

[00iCrazy00]

Nice Office reference at the Assistant principle topic

[CallmeTHOR94]

@wilsontech1 haha ooopsss... guess i didn't think about that one. hahaha

[CallmeTHOR94]

When i become partner, haha mines gonna be

"Subscribe... I'm NOT black!

[wilsontech1]

@CallmeTHOR94 That won't be perceived badly at all... :)

[kourti]

Suscribed, black thing made me laugh.

[iiwebdesignblog]

Hahahaha i dont care if people say its racist but i loughed my ass of as i saw the "Subscribe ... I´m BLACK!" Button. And no im not a racist =D great show keep it up

[wilsontech1]

@iiwebdesignblog ONE person said it was racist; and there is always that one idiot in every conversation thread. It's not racist if I'M the one who wrote it and put it up there, and ppl who know this channel understand the joke. :)

So no worries, and thanks for watching.

[iiwebdesignblog]

@wilsontech1 yeah i know ... its real fun ... love the concept between tec and fun ....

so you´ve got a new subscriber =)

greetings from germany

[Joshloft]

@wilsontech1 dingg

[M44hk]

@wilsontech1 yeah and well.. I didn't subscribe because you are black.. I subscribed because I laughed my ass off because of that joke xD

[M44hk]

@wilsontech1 It actually isn't even racism if for instance I say:" subscribe, he's black " because it's not racism until I say you are any less of a person because you are black. And if for some reason were to say that all blacks are stupid you would still be a racist 0_0 even if you're black xD

[ILikeToSaysRawr]

@iiwebdesignblog LMFAO MEHH TOO XD

[alysonish8]

YEAH CHRIS FARLEY!

[youngfreezy328]

to teachers- did you go to college for 3 years just to make little kids look stupid

[daveofnhspeaks]

hey guidance counselor do you get paid to lead me to the wrong college on purpose

[JennyWhenny00]

Never tell the lady monitoring the halls that you are purely walking around the halls to get outta classs..(x

[LufsyLurqy]

Well something I've myself done is sort of racially insulted... janitors or whatever (They're not in charge in any way, they just clean up places) , that are from like russia, ukrainia or a country with a similar language, by saying what they said with the same accent as them.

[gyorihuni]

Yeah? Well you should clean up this!

[LeoTechHelpHDTV]

I Can't come up with one man so i will leave you this story that happen to me today: Every morning we have to go through a Metal Detector and they always make you take everything out of your pockets, and my wallet counts so today i put one of my condoms (and am 19 don't act surprise) and when she open my wallet you should have seen her face when she saw it, i was LMAO hahaha that was epic hopefully she will stop searching my wallet hahahaha "School You Later"

[princessmaddieful]

YOU are a sloppy joe(:

I felt i must say that :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[DannysSlowLane]

STAFF: Whats that?

STUDENT: Its called a cell phone, I wouldn't expect you to know anything about one. Your people used rocks.

[ThePandabear107]

I completely disagree, I like the Vice Principal way better! He actually takes care of the bullies, rather than the Principal! But its sad considering my VP jst got out from the hospital from having a tumor removed, and wnt be back for the rest of the year! :'(

[tinkertron]

To the fat gym teacher, "How much wieght have you lost since becoming a gym teacher?"...

[wilsontech1]

@mylifeisdietcoke WIN!!!!!!!!! I love that you got the reference

[van11111]

LMAO yeah don't want a library book stampede!

[OhaiImAlfred]

"Its after school hours,you dont own me!"

[MauledProductions]

subscribe, he's not white!

[redpandaluva22]

haha, I love your faces. and your dancing :D

[memecoolcat]

in my school . my vice principle is like the real one. he pattles the kids when there bad and breaks up fights,and yells at us when there is problems. ... yeahh gotta love school . o.o

[itzevie]

@memecoolcat  same here. my principal doesnt do crap lol

[Pamlaaax]

To a teacher who made a ''joke'' (for him) : *BAD CALL* .. that's not cool but.. funny XD (Hohay, when i say 'him' i totaly ''not'' talk about my science's teacher... XD AHAH)

[misstaramcmahon]

i love your videos ^_^

[wilsontech1]

@misstaramcmahon I love your comment!

[itzevie]

@wilsontech1 i love you

[TigerNinga]

subscribe hes white

[RoyalForgotten]

you are racist

[carm3d]

1. Is there any MSG in this SloppyJoe?

2. Why was there mercury in my vaccines?

3. Do they teach the history of Jeckyl Island in this school?

4. Where do I go for indoctrination?

5. Where are these men in suits taking me?  School isn't over yet.

[shelbylovescookiehs]

Dean: Shelby why do you get in trouble so easy?

Me: You moms easy.

yeahhhh, sometimes those jokes dont work out for the best.

[naomiiwells]

To the lunch lady: How easy is it to cook crap for lunch?

[knpcknpc222333]

are these things u have actually herd while teaching?!!?!?

[mikeallen145]

well, my teacher forgot thatbi turned in my math.....so i said "Your Such A Blonde" and i got like a week of detention for that lol and also she really is blonde

[SinginBird]

for the lunch lady "Is that hairnet tight enough because your hair got in my food!"

[kikiz4life]

to my VP shes soo mean! and one time i went up to her and sang the grinch song. i guess bthats something you dont wanna say :)

[PastaRoni97]

To the teacher: "ohh I get it. By using your phone in class your telling us it's ok to use ours!"

[AverageComputerGuy]

@ettadros101 Everyone knows that android phones will die out. iPhones will always last. Apple has more revenue on apple products than anyone else IN THE WORLD.

Sent From My iPod Touch

[sk8erdude601]

to the principal: how does it feel to suck the vice principals penial area

[wilsontech1]

@sk8erdude601 If your'e gonna say inappropriate comments every time you visit, please don't bother returning. Being funny with sexual remarks doesn't take a lot of thought; this is an education channel; challenge yourself to think and DO better.

[darkmummy9]

Also to a teacher "Go ahead and give me a detention, I won't go to it"

[darkmummy9]

What not to say to a computer teacher

"Why are you so uptight about playing games on the computers? You do it all class instead of giving us assignments!"

[Megan1898]

Janitor: "You missed a spot"

Teacher: "Do you actually get payed to stand there and yell at us?"

Teacher "idc.i got all day.either way , this is YOUR education" You: "im out of here, i could care less about my education"

To the teacher: "The only reasons i come to school is because i see my friends here and because im forced to come" LOL(:

[bellalydia247]

The office guy !! :D

[xFABULOUSZx]

sloppy joe sloppy sloppy joe yeah hahahaha

[asianoutcast87]

GO make me a sammich!!! lol

=]

[SadPandas13]

now i kinda want to say that one to my vice principal haha :)

[sirmasterpimp]

My nightmare tonight is going to be a monster sandwich with a knife saying "SLOPPY JOE, SLOPPY SLOPPY JOE YEAH" Thanks Lamarr

[wilsontech1]

@sirmasterpimp No prob!

[bygmikeee]

Dwight!

[fatimmortal]

To an unmarried female teacher who's 30+ years old: How's 30 years of being unmarried feel like?

[naru1loves1sasu]

well ive learned from experince u dont say "thats what she said" to a lunch ladyXD

[Filender]

Subscribe!!. Hes black... naaahh i kid kid. Wilson has great material.

[OneForTheUnderdogs]

Lmao at lunchlady land

[wilsontech1]

@OneForTheUnderdogs FINALLY someone got the reference! :)

[inspiredlove101]

HAHAH i love the librarian one!!!

[LauraaGilly]

loved that sloppy joe dance :D

[dandudespaceman]

Holy Crap! Brent Dennison is My cousin, seriously

[whoaCrystall]

LAWL.

dwight xD

[jennypenny1656]

nurse : u cant do any better than that?

[kirstiekalamity]

Before I even saw you show that comment I noticed the "Subscribe.. I'm black" and wondered if it had been there the whole time.

[foreverfree26]

lmfao, i have eight VP's at my school.

[kurtkaboom]

Totally danced when you did the Sloppy Joe thing!

[wilsontech1]

@kurtkaboom Then my work here is done.

[kurtkaboom]

@wilsontech1 Right when I got the email notification I started dancing!

[Nixolex]

Why do u always pick on me! >:(....... oh i get is now hehe *wink Wink*

[huntinater6k]

you must be PMSing

[GawtSkill]

i've always found it ironic that the school aids are working in a place where they dropped out 80 years ago.. hahah:)

[hatshatsandmorehats]

your fat...never say that

[amylovexoxo]

to your princaple- do you do anything OTHER then sit at your desk and be a bitch?

[daluifh331]

To a cleaner 'You missed a spot' lol

[wilsontech1]

@daluifh331 LOL now that's funny

[candysmiles11]

wow thanks u just saved me from upsetting books i wouldnt want to do that

[wilsontech1]

@candysmiles11 Books are people too, ya know?

[718Digital]

"wanna help me with my....homework?" *wink wink*

[wilsontech1]

@718Digital you WOULD...

[bblade919]

happy birthday u dont look a day over 63...your only 45? ohhh

[kookyKK59]

to the lunch lady: Why do u make us suffer with that crap u make?

[krista243]

Hahaa the part with the librarian was the best. Kind of makes me want to say it to one.

[wilsontech1]

@krista243 Yeah....don't do that. :)

[linkhawk23]

@wilsontech1 Yea I already said that to one I had to go to the office lolz

[krista243]

@wilsontech1 haha I won't, don't worry :)

[jessicaatinaa]

LOL this is funny :)

when i was in the younger grades i called my teacher my mom more times than i can even remember lol :P

i think everyone did that once or twice tho

[ThePaiigeyx]

not to say to wilsontech1 "you call that a sloppy joe dance? i thought it was a sloppy Lamarr dance!"

[CordyBear1]

Um, hate to break it to ya, but that 'frozen' milk isn't frozen...

[ElzoAndFriendsShow]

READ THIS STORY!

"OH Sweety! Dinner time!! we are having sloppy joes again!" said the mother.

"aww,man not the other Jonas brother," said the little girl.

"Yesterday we had Kevin Jonas!" Said the older man!'

AND IT WAS YUMMY! said every one!

[sdr3001]

Sir have you ever had an ofsted report?

you should never say that

[ghero46]

I hate librarians. So when one is mean to me, I go around changing the location of each book. Gets em every time.

[popkissniala]

fat lunch ladies make me laugh, they must eat just as much as they cook, no wonder school dinners are so meek xD

[ve2vfd]

To the janitor: So, how is that PhD in Philosophy working out for ya? (best time to ask is when he is unclogging a rather full toilet)

[xxdryintherainxx]

Just simply saying ... rasict is so bad at my school

[froggermain2]

no real athority lol

[Dan0801san]

Also if you going to try to guess there age. Never start from the forty's or above. Actually don't even try guessing there age.

[Dan0801san]

Never ask a teacher if there Pregnant. No matter how big the belly is.