everything i touch turns to gold...but only in photoshop...with the stamp tool selected...and when i say touch i mean click...and i have to sample from a gold texture layer...
DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEARST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN OVER TWO DAYS NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUVE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUCSH NAME WILL APEAR ONSCREEN IN BIG LETTER.
All though no one could ever be as funny as tobuscus, me and my friend have given it a shot in our new series. We are a fasting growing channel (averaging 30 subs a day, which is a lot to a tiny channel just having some fun) and would love for you to come check it out. If you like us, come back here and like this comment to get the word out. Thanks to everyone who checks us out,
That is a desert tortoise. And yeah...something he must do on his own. Because it's really hard to find mates for them anymore in the U.S. because of license issues.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE TH EBEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WO
DONT'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE TH EBEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
HOLY SHI-ITE I SEEN THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ONCE.....i just realized that turtle ....was making sweet sweet love to that garbage bag......you can see his...um....spill
You guys realise that tortoise probably just ate some plastic out of the rubbish and is slowly dying horrifically while a little girl and her mother stand their and watch, and laugh. I means, it's hilarious, when it's not being horrifying. WHICH IS NEVER!!! D:
Cute
ItzPandaa 1 day ago
lol the turtle keeps saying yeah. go turtle
skybound241 1 day ago
Turtle: Doesn't matter, had sex.
WettHamFTW 2 days ago
He's saying yeah n CUUUUTEE
Cherryberry900 3 days ago
Omg mommy the turtle is humping the trash again...... And I think he likes it
alldou 6 days ago 5
Guitar!
agent101stickman 6 days ago
wtf the turtle wont stop saying yea
endjndjjdmjd 6 days ago
suicide headshot
-1000 points
COOLOD1 1 week ago
That turtle made a very good friend
Mrtoxic380 1 week ago
epic cute
aieneco 1 week ago
What's the turtle doing
xoxosmiley13 1 week ago
1:07 This nly is beaten by the video in which someone tries to launch a rocket and it flies straight to someone's balls.
johnfaber100 1 week ago
Look at the bottom of the screen at 2:45 and see...
TwoDudesProductions1 1 week ago
The final guy made that noise to copress his pain
SaGr93 1 week ago
I love how Toby always stares at your soul when he is about to announce the epic video of last week.
nikobelic36 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
THAT DOG IS SO FRICKEN CUTE
KelseysKoolKlips 2 weeks ago
12
SomethingHoney 2 weeks ago
Aww dude that's messed
cool251877 2 weeks ago
Dirty turtle very dirty turtle Hopefully everybody knows what he's doing
dantheman2799 3 weeks ago
@dantheman2799 indeed. very VERY VERY naughty turtle.
dudeapokemon 2 weeks ago
@dantheman2799 I don't...
JoshLikesMinecraft 2 weeks ago
Rocket face fail!
LilyEllaLovingHP 3 weeks ago
Win was the best.
steaminglattes 3 weeks ago
yay :P
Shadowwalk202 3 weeks ago
Laser puppy fail was best!
Jabermangames 3 weeks ago
"help him" the mom just wants to leave him alone! LOL. that was epic. hump, hump, hump
"yea, yea,yea..."
gokuss4046 4 weeks ago
Me want tee shirt!!
hannahkaybob 1 month ago
pause at 1:39 for lulz
LittleMissLunar 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
YEA... *hump* YEA... LOL
richard4OSU 1 month ago
" mommy, help him!!" lol
DudeLikeSMELLA 1 month ago
Bwahahhahahahahahha turtle at the end bwaahahahaha plus he's saying yeah yeah
Superstarcupcake11 1 month ago
Rocket to the face fail
3PunkDevils 1 month ago
I WANT THE LAZAR xD
electricexe21 1 month ago
LAZER PUPPY
ImAwesome465 1 month ago
epic video
babybunnyXD 1 month ago in playlist Cute Win Fail
And people say I'm crazy. They should watch your videos >.<
gothtty 1 month ago
Turtle sounded like it was saying yea the whole time lol
AandIShow 1 month ago 5
guitar head smash win
Cisco6575 1 month ago
the CUTE is so CUTE
ttaloola 1 month ago in playlist Cute Win Fail
That Turtle definately TOOK OUT THE TRASH!
13JHoward 1 month ago
Little Girl: MOM! Why aren`t you helping him?
Mom: I don`t think it`s something i can help with...
Paraphrased.
hellsascendant 1 month ago
megapeanutable
scarygamesrocks 1 month ago
Fail thats a turtle trash hump fail
dsy457 1 month ago
Guitar head smash win!!!!!
rainbowpuppies11 1 month ago
the commentary on last one was the best
cloverfawkes 1 month ago
LOOL the end clip should've won:)
FebMixer 1 month ago
Ooo Ooo laser laser I got it oh you got it.
TheVanmechelen 1 month ago
WIN
superdude6851 1 month ago
BOOOOOOOMMMM! HEADSHOT!!!!
IESKSGFF75 1 month ago
the grandpa should have won! oh, well...
rocket to the face! I'm a nerd, too... and a PROUD one.
everythingwho 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
It's funny that little kids don't under stand sex watch the end plz
asdfjklln 1 month ago
That fail was at my school. Poor Logan got shot in the face.
MrWasa1 1 month ago
This was uploaded on my 2011 birthday! I love the present Toby, its awesome
MrHappyFace55 1 month ago
Why I have no t-shirt?
jennrenaee 2 months ago
Dude tobuscus is alot tamer then ijustine
PopSquare459832 2 months ago
what was the turtle sayen???? yeah???????
SMOSHrules1999 2 months ago
I want a t we shirt
vlogyman101 2 months ago
Wow on his announcement of the winner was buffered.
Succaxe 2 months ago
haha at the end
chipsndip57 2 months ago
everything i touch turns to gold...but only in photoshop...with the stamp tool selected...and when i say touch i mean click...and i have to sample from a gold texture layer...
vargas4211 2 months ago
4 words IMA FIRING MAH LAZOR
DunkUpGames 2 months ago
CUTE
lchlemonade 2 months ago
lol the turtle sounds like hes saying "yeah"
mtndewgamerchick 2 months ago
laser puppy
theawesomeman899 2 months ago
cute
Otaku3009 2 months ago
I typed Laser Puppies in the search bar because i was bored but i didn't know the video would exist
wtfboom17 2 months ago
HEAD SHOT!
Lostxsoul8o8 2 months ago
BONUS CLIP
funnysella4406 2 months ago
omg c_c its like the tortoise is saying first "huh huh huh" then "yeah yeah yeah" thats rly getting scary lol
kitty1nagisachan 2 months ago
Faaaaaiiilllll :D
thetombbreaker 2 months ago
fail
MsLolo883 2 months ago
Who's Steven?
caitylicious98 2 months ago
I LOVE the way you said "Wow!" at 1:11 !!!! You're so cool
caitylicious98 2 months ago
@ScarletCiara the turtle is humping the trash you fucking dumbass.
MysteryStewpot 2 months ago
Rocket to fa face FAIL!
ZX242Productions 2 months ago
OMFG THE POOR TURTLE IT SOUNDS LIKE ITS CHOKING ON A PEICE OF GARBAGE!!!! HELP HIM U STUPID WOMAN
ScarletCiara 2 months ago
LAZAR PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Archer1458 2 months ago
IMA FIRIN MA LAZA!!
BrickFever505 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
Win! Lol double win.
ElegantTori 2 months ago
cute
ThePokemoncollector 2 months ago
mom: is that funny.
turtle: yeah yeah yeah
funnysella4406 2 months ago
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CassandraFaye32 2 months ago
HES A FIRRRING HISS LAZOOOOR
MrJustinWiz 2 months ago
Turtle: Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya
Little Girl: YAAAAAAAAY!!!!
BansheeFighters 2 months ago 38
thumbs up if you thought the laser would go on the boy's private, and the dog would bite it!
myling2002 2 months ago 31
@myling2002 xD
steaminglattes 3 weeks ago
@myling2002 See latest cute win fail :)!!!!
nintendorules1993 1 week ago
Rocket to da face
arsomful 2 months ago
Hey, Toby. Could you subscribe to me? It would make me the happiest girl on the planet. (;
But really. Please. :)
HavenForeman303 2 months ago
i love how the turtle is like
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah" With each hump :3
sirduncan8 2 months ago
cute
BandHareAwesome 2 months ago
Shh, don't cockblock the turtle, child.
MrPuffaluffagus 2 months ago
Was the turtle???
screamingsean1995 3 months ago
313 people accidentally pressed dislike.
MmgtasanadreasmM 3 months ago
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MmgtasanadreasmM 3 months ago
laser puppty cute
KInGmurr4y 3 months ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
hyea...hyea...hyea...hyea...hyea...hyea...
apocolypse623 3 months ago
I dont understand why people still vote if its already been decided in april....
codegeassfan12 3 months ago
Lazzzorr puppy!
TacticalWarfares 3 months ago
LAZER PUPPY!
Random darkness then redness then whiteness!!!!!
thekingcrafter123 3 months ago
My Eyes! The goggles do nothing!
MYCAPSLOCKISALWAYSON 3 months ago
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All though no one could ever be as funny as tobuscus, me and my friend have given it a shot in our new series. We are a fasting growing channel (averaging 30 subs a day, which is a lot to a tiny channel just having some fun) and would love for you to come check it out. If you like us, come back here and like this comment to get the word out. Thanks to everyone who checks us out,
Chizzles out (:
ChizzlePox 3 months ago
What's the target age audience for these videos?
jjorden1976 3 months ago
i vote for the cute lazer puppy
ChipVic1 3 months ago
I WANT A TSHIRT
14Tprevo 3 months ago
Who else thought that the last video was disgusting? .... >,.<
EmoChickHidden 3 months ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
WHO THE HECK IS STEVEN? IS HE REAL? STEVEN!!!
fbot1pz1 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
@fbot1pz1 steven is probably tobys middle name
canthandlemystyle 3 months ago
@fbot1pz1 steven/gabuscus is his editor
NeenjaBeast 3 months ago
That is a desert tortoise. And yeah...something he must do on his own. Because it's really hard to find mates for them anymore in the U.S. because of license issues.
DirigiblePlumCompany 3 months ago 22
im in the backround of the bottle rocket launch
mjlinr 3 months ago
@mjlinr :D
RiyonnaSaysRawr 3 months ago
I want to meet the guy who smashed the instrument on his head.
furryninja2 3 months ago
any one see Chuck Norris Comerical in WoW!
Tybyqy 3 months ago
He's probably chochokingking
Shelby4Broadway 3 months ago
Mommy, help him "take out the trash".
twistedmetalll2 3 months ago
I I GOT IT-- OH NOHES U GOT IT
13kjonesy 3 months ago
The turtles dieing :o just kidding
cloudyone2 3 months ago
LASER PUPPY CUTE!!
Griffasaur13 3 months ago 36
Is it just me or did the turtle say gigidy at 2:36
rubesqubes1997 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
@rubesqubes1997 lol i seen it too
mrwaflefri 3 months ago
The woman in the Turtle video... is it just me or does she sound a LOT like CMNeir's girlfriend from Halo 3 Tricks?
quila001 3 months ago
Better than Nigahiga! Sorry Nigahiga fans, you know its true!
sopapia111 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
u are like the best YOUTUBER in the whole universe
TheDJZock 3 months ago
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wolflock5 3 months ago
Turtle Video
Little boy/girl : "mommy help him!"
Mommy: "i cant help him with this"
Turtle WIN! lol
countrygirl05219 3 months ago
Hey Toby I'm a chick and I want a shirt (I'm not really just pretend I am)
XxIPWNKITIESxX 3 months ago
Doesn't matter had sex
elfutbolista123 3 months ago
1:14 The goggles turned! They were straight then they were sideways...
bobohotrod2001 3 months ago
@bobohotrod21:13
bobohotrod2001 3 months ago
@bobohotrod2001 -_- 1:13
bobohotrod2001 3 months ago
Dip it all in mashpatato 1:35
meeptron1 3 months ago
cute
brodyscoot 3 months ago
THE ROCKET NOCKED HIS GOGGLES FROM HIS EYES TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
buckleygarrett 3 months ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
Stop saying yeah you turtle...
FIREYRAIN 3 months ago
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BuddyLee551 3 months ago
FAAAAAAAAAIIIIIL
Skul665 3 months ago
Amazing <3 Best person on youtube!
Jaywisker96 3 months ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BDAY!!! THT WAS BORING!
Ijorjorable 3 months ago
CUTE
SuperStuffhappens 3 months ago
funny
lolz1408 3 months ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
PUPPY!!!
SoniaGirl28 3 months ago
"hes trying to take the garge to the garbage can' 0.0 no hes not....
lol he just had sex
thevilkitty616 3 months ago
"Sorry, I can't help him with that."
XD
DrayFan12 3 months ago
cute
moviefire99 3 months ago
Turtle the trash humper
Run3sc9p3N3rd 3 months ago
313 people think there perfect
GTMAprograms 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
Fake and gay. Your all niggers
heatcasino 3 months ago
Stupid turtles doing turtle stuff o_o
Hextechie 3 months ago
MOMMY HELP HIM!
TulsaJake 3 months ago
Win
DANTHEMAN567ify 3 months ago
HOLY SHI-ITE I SEEN THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ONCE.....i just realized that turtle ....was making sweet sweet love to that garbage bag......you can see his...um....spill
RemusLupo 3 months ago
press 6 for epic pain
bryce007FTW 3 months ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
Fail
789JOE789 3 months ago
whoaa he just self headshotted
me: whoa i just self peed
789JOE789 3 months ago
Sry other way round. Stupid iPod.
highcarve 3 months ago
Cassi it's lazer not laser.
highcarve 3 months ago
i looked at this video through a lolipop... toby had a mustache
twondai 3 months ago
Idkw people say its spelled Laser and not Lazer.It sounds EXACTLY like Lazer.THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!
cassi75474 3 months ago
The turtle sounds like its saying yeah over and over
duces02 3 months ago
I WANT THE LAZZER!!! i replayed 0:59 over abt 1001x
WickedSk8rGrl 3 months ago
Turtle masterbation
Niggaplease135 3 months ago
the guy who hasthe lazer sounds like the dinosaur from toy story
imaturky 3 months ago
The turtle says...yeah. XD
Metallica3331 3 months ago
HiaåæÆa
willzawesome1 3 months ago
IMA FIRING MY LASER!
RainbowMuseum 3 months ago
Poor trash bag... D:
TheGdawg15 4 months ago 2
that turtle sounded like it was saying yeah
themadhatter10771 4 months ago 25
@themadhatter10771 totally!
ssp88 3 months ago
I think, just maybe, that the turtle was humping the trash.
IncredibleM3h 4 months ago
Lol Turtle yea
hellboy221345 4 months ago
The turtle is saying yeah yeah and after the mom said isn's that funny the turtle said yeah
SuperLuigisvideos 4 months ago
You guys realise that tortoise probably just ate some plastic out of the rubbish and is slowly dying horrifically while a little girl and her mother stand their and watch, and laugh. I means, it's hilarious, when it's not being horrifying. WHICH IS NEVER!!! D:
wIzZaRd4893 4 months ago
@wIzZaRd4893 That end clip just shows how concerned about things kids really are until taught otherwise by supposed adults.
pandorasgift1977 4 months ago
Did u guys hear the little girl at the end? "yeah .. Yeah......yeah" (little girl) YAY!!
RichardNixon1969 4 months ago
why is the end-video always the best?
prosper58 4 months ago
please please can tell me how can i find the turtle video at the end its like he f*cking the garbage laugh so hard !!
UiPaCHacks 4 months ago