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  • "Steven, this is a safe place...you're with people who love you." LOVE that line for some reason.

  • It's hard to believe that Ferris Buller (Matthew Broderick) went from a loose goose to a. And Jim Carrey played a good psycho here. LOL

  • I would have said schlong!

  • What the hell is wrong with you maaaaaaaaaaan

  • The passssssword is... NIPPLE!

  • "Now were startin to get ttttthhhhhis!" lol

  • I would've said shlong!!

    Funniest line in the whole movie

  • Allen Ludden, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!! ;-D

  • This movie is fuckin legendary. Jim doesn't get the credit he deserves on this one.

  • "The password is.... Nipple."

  • @Beer1584 i think you're just reading a bit too much into it with your whole foreshadowing theory.

  • It's just skin Steven!!!

  • this is where the healing begins ahahahhaah

  • penith

  • The last time I played Porno Password with my mother my father punched me out.

  • Pause at 2:16 Haha will make ur day

  • the password is...... nipple

  • jim carrey is too funny?

  • BASTARD! hahahaaaa

  • Jeez, in front of his whole family. If I was Steven I would have left directly after dinner or as soon as the words "porno password" was mentioned. Imagine how embarrassing that would be.

  • penus!

  • the password isssss.........nippless lmffaoo

  • The password is nippleeee!!!

  • best crack up moment 'penithh.. VAGINA!' like if you agree :)

  • So hilarious. :D

  • is this guy cool? xD

    my favorite part!

  • That red head on the couch between the two men is the chick from Dinner and a Movie on TBS.

  • 4:13: WHOA!!!!

  • "I woulda said shlong!"

  • Penith!

  • i would've said "schlong!"

  • Shes got Vagina!! Shes got Vagina!!

  • Nice clip! :D

  • Hello Steven, U LOOK RESTED

  • I'm pretty sure the last password was clitoris, because think about it, foreskin really isn't any worse than penis, and he was easily able to say that in front of EVERYONE, much less just in broderick's ear, but understandably, clitoris is a more harsh word.

  • Right after Chip left, his whole family and Robin looked at him like he was a piece of dogshit.

  • 0:42 BASTARD XD

  • she's hot

  • so funny, this movie is brilliant. So awkward to watch though, jim carry creeps me out in this movie.

  • the password is *NIPPLE*

  • AWESOME Left-Hook!!!!!

  • Penith..Peeeenith....

  • i would feel uncomfortable 2 if i had 2 play porno password wit my mom hahaha

  • lmao. that punch was awsome!

    I couldnt wait for that to happen.

  • "I would have said shlong!" hahahahahaha

  • TIT!?!?!

  • Penusss.

  • Has anyone ever sat with friends and actually played this game?

  • @BoboEdgar I have. It's rather fun.

  • UUUUUUH!!! His is just sutch a great VILLAIN!

  • CLASSIC!

  • penith and vagina, penith and vagina!

  • @chuckvandamme its foreskin i think xD

  • jim carrey is so fucking psycho at 2:38, notice the lips.

  • Penith!

  • "Hello Steven, you look rested..."

  • why didn't he call the cops? why didn't he explain to the family that chip could not vouch for being an employee of the cable company and have his work buddy back him up?case closed. plus who cares about the picture? the girlfriend was seeing other people too. still a master piece though and needed for social standard. it's true how people can be fooled so easily in real life like the family.

  • What's foreskin

  • Jim Carrey plays the perfect psycho

  • Jim did a great job! This part, the first time I watched it, pissed me off and made me laugh all at the same time..

  • its foreskin u retard

  • "Penith" LOL

  • 0:21 YOU LOOK RESTED

  • @Zoggmeister rethted

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  • this is my favorite part LOLXD

  • "come on in ya pysco"...epic

  • Steven! You are being an asshole!

  • Oh YES. Good on ya Steven. Smash Jim Carey in the face. Something I would love to do one day.

  • Oh man I love this movie

  • @snuffleguff yeah it's an underrated GEM ! i love his naughty expression when he says "No but thanks for noticing !!" and covers his 'erection' with the cushion !! Lol

  • iz juz zkin zteven!!

  • "she got vagina! she got vagina!" LMAO

  • "Come on in you psycho !" "you look rested".... i LOVE 'Porno Password' "ERECTION ?" "No,but thanks for noticing !" Ha ha ha ha . Jim is MENTAL but i love him

  • Its great to see you're rolling on the floor laughing yet still able to post a comment at the same time

  • @creggane87 shut up troll

  • "id hate to have to show robin this..." *shows picture

    "Bastard!"

    story of my life

  • the pazzwerd izzz....va-ginaaaaa

    ROFLMAO, Jim Carrey rules!

  • hahahaha

  • Cable Guy:PENISH!

  • ajajajajajaa el culiao chistoso este ajajaa

  • center  cen...ter CENTER !!!

  • bit [.] ly / 8qrUtR

  • ladies and gentleman ... JIM CARREY!

  • SHE GOT VAGINAAAA SHE GOT VAGINAAAA *dancing*

  • Steven, you are being an asshole!

  • i would have guessed shlong

  • hahahaha "come on in ya psycho"

  • I really don't wanna play this! lol

  • he said "you know the little thing..."

    its clitoris

  • @ChuckVanDamme

    I don't want to say that to my mother.

  • @ChuckVanDamme

    Nope, right after that he says "it's just skin". So it's foreskin. The word he wrote down at the beginning. Anyway, Carrey is a true genious. He deserves an oscar for this role in my opinion. He really turns into this nightmarish stalker guy who will do anything to get atention and love. Cable Guy is one of the most underrated movies ever.

  • @ChuckVanDamme Its not clitoris, it's foreskin. He say's "Its just skin Steven" and before the game starts he writes FORESKIN on the pad of paper.

  • @CainmosniMirrored clitoral hood is also just skin steven

  • @ChuckVanDamme You miss the most obvious point. At the beginning of the game he writes FORESKIN on the pad of paper. That is called FORESHADOWING. Clearly the password was foreskin and you are too stupid to believe it because you are more than likely a homophobe and to admit he was referring to male anatomy makes you uncomfortable.

  • @CainmosniMirrored at the beginning of the game he could also write CLITORIS. they dont just play with two words. and he says "you know that little thing." and look at his gesture. if it you think it is FORESKIN then your "male" anatomy would make every man uncomfortable.

  • @ChuckVanDamme You really are dense aren't you? Why would they show that he wrote foreskin? They show you because they want you to know the word that Steven won't say. IT IS A FORESHADOW. You just don't get it and you never will. Keep being stupid I'm done with this conversation.

  • @CainmosniMirrored haha that's right dude!

  • "i woulda said schlong!" LOL!!!

  • .... I only hope my neurologist will feel the same.

  • SHE GOT VAGINA!!! SHE GOT VAGINA!!!

  • 1 of the best Jim Carry movies!XD he was scary in this movie a lttle

  • it was dark

    but, also

    penis! vagina! penis! vagina! penis! vagina! penis! vagina! penis! vagina!

  • i'm thenthing thom weird nrg from you.. oh good times... i love this movie

  • "Steven, you're with mom!"

    What a cruel bastard. :D

  • LOL...Jim is a Genius!

  • The last password was definitely clitoris.

  • cable guy is da best

  • yo tou have to say this out loud in a lisp "The password is scrotom" lol

  • its just skin Steven! aahh!

  • Steven your with mom ahhaah this is the friggin funniest thing ever!

  • Robin showed me the birthmark on her left shoulder, It's very Sexy!!!! lool

  • lol "BASTARD!"

    lol "the password is: nipple."

  • i would of said slong

  • penis,

    penis,

    penis equals vagina.

    penis.

    penis

    vagina XD

  • lol what was that last word?

    the one he didn't wanna say

  • i think it was foreskin

  • what the hell is that?

  • dick/penis/cock/euren maker

  • I would say clitoris

  • thats what i always thought it was. :)

  • you look rested!

  • the pathhword......isth...........­.nipple.

  • haha this game looks fun!! i have to try xD

  • The password is... Nipple

  • this movie is crazy!

  • 0:43 is such bad acting. its funny though

  • hahaha this is so funny. me and my friends play this game when we have sleep overs now. haha its way harder core than this though

  • She's got vagina! she's got vagina!!

    hahaha

  • The password is... va-gin-a

  • WTF...THIS AINT NO PORNO!!!!

  • 4:50 absolute lol

  • u know that litlle...thing

  • Its just skin steven

  • 4:51 is killing me

  • haha...could possibly be one of the best comedy movies in the world!!

  • I love this fucking movie!

  • this movie needs to be rated higher it's too funny

  • if its rated high in your list dude thats all that matters

  • this movie is so underrated...hilarious

  • one of the best scenes in a movie soooo funny!

  • hahahaXD

  • "...It's just skin steven..." lol!!!!!

  • the last one is he talking about clit?? sorry im 15 im not sure exactly...

  • yes clit..

  • ask your mother

  • jim cary is fucken awesome !!!

  • Lol when dude said "I would've said slong", this movie is classic all the way!!

  • Penith.. penith.. peniiiiiiith! LMAO :D

  • "i hate you"...lol..i just love this movie!

  • the pathword ith... ah ha haaa

  • ha,haaaaaaaaaaaaa,haaaaaaaaaaa­,ha

  • the last password was 4skin...u obviously see jim write it b4 he plays porni password

  • are you sure? i though it was clit.....but yeah..he wrote that password

  • no thats the 1st one

  • The expression on matthew Broderick's face from 3:37 to 3:48 waz funny

  • 'Lou Holtz loves Penith'

    such a funny scene. Hahaha

  • this is really funny man nice video...the last password was funny.....

  • haa-aaard... e erection uh no, but thanks for noticing

    lol

  • The pathword ithzz....penith

  • XD porno password, I love cable guy

  • wow why does everyone have to quote from the video??? its not like we've all just seen it...sad

  • because its saying the part u think is funniest. and everyone does it. in every video. not just this one.

    the password is....Nipple...

  • LMAO 1:11

  • what a guy :D

  • 5:02 "What the hell is wrong with you man!"

    ...jokez